Tommy Loves The Paparazzi Pictures Of Suri
Suri Cruise is like a walking The Ivy restaurant: paparazzi swarm her whenever she leaves the house. Soon you're going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps. And Tommy Girl loves, loves, loves it! He told Grazia Magazine (via Post Chronicle), "I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl."
Fuck, he's gross. I bet every morning, he holds PR meetings with Suri and they strategize what she's going to wear and how she's going to act. He probably talks to her like she's an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image. He fucking knows that she's the only thing that's keeping him relevant.
Tommy pursed his lips, crossed his legs, flipped his hair and went on to say, "It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult." Of course, he's not going to be difficult. He's probably tipping their asses off!
Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.
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Mizzlinz ~ Suri never wears a jacket because she has antifreeze in her system. She's a robot afterall.
I'm ten years older than Katie, and I still look younger than her on a bad day. She has gone from a glowing young woman to a middleaged woman since she hooked up with Tom Cruise.
Is it me but is Katie starting to look like the Jodie Foster role, Nell? I half expect her to start speaking in tongues and ripping apart a roasted chicken with her long, bony fingers
Katbot: "no Suri the doll cannot wear a wig!! aliens don't have hair!"
Katie's face is that of one who has been tortured.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 3:22pm.
God damn! Even after partying all night, going to Checkers and jugging a 32oz milkshake, throwing it up and passing out in it have I ever looked that fuckin' BEAT!
You're so fucking classy, let's get gayelle internet married.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Why does Suri never, ever wear a jacket? It is FREEZING in New York!!!
These pics did not make my ovaries do anything, but they sure did make me happy to see Katie looking like hell. She makes me feel young and beautiful again! (yes, I'm an old evil witch)
God damn! Even after partying all night, going to Checkers and jugging a 32oz milkshake, throwing it up and passing out in it have I ever looked that fuckin' BEAT!
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Dick happens! - MK
Suri eats real food?I thought she survived on barley water.If this tot wears a diaper or even poops like a human I will be shocked.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Katie's thinking - "When is it my turn to be the center of attention?"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:05pm.
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THAT is fucking creeeepy!aahhhhhhh
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
CANADIAN CARROTS ARE DA BESTEST!!!!!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
BBOT MOVES TO CARROT TO AND CLARRISE ON THE TURKEY TOILET TIME STUFFING, WOW, CRANBERRIES, OKAY WOW YOU'RE CANADIAN CARROT, NEVER MIND.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Is dis where da party's at?
Clarisssssssssssssssssssssssssssa!
Jeffro!
LOL! Not my fault you are cutting out early!
Have a great wknd w/wiff and kid!!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Once again, Clarisse trippin my trigger when I've got to run.
Calling it a week, I hope the rest of you sick twists have a Happy T-Day!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go thru life...but I'm gonna give it a go anyways!
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"Who run Bartertown???"
Seriously, I think ALL of Tommy Girl's relationships post Mimi Rogers have been contract relationships.
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I loved mimi! She was great on Larry Sanders.
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House, get out of my frontal lobe!
OKAY WOW, WE'RE STILL DOWN IN THIS LOWER CHAT?
on topic, cold weather sukxs.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:06pm.
It's weird. I had this megalomaniac sociopathic homicidal freak for a boyfriend once. And every time I look at Tommy I think of him.
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How was he in the sack?
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Don't forget the crackers!
does that kids feet EVERRR touch anything besides sidewalk???
I wonder if Katie looks like shit 'cause shes knocked up?? What do ya'll think??
Submitted by nicaw on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:55pm.
I guess one woman's Oscar is another woman's...what?
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One woman's Oscar is another woman's Razzie!
Seriously, I think ALL of Tommy Girl's relationships post Mimi Rogers have been contract relationships. I think KatieBot signed on thinking she was going to be the next Nicole Kidman but forgot that unlike her, Kidman actually had talent.
As far as the older kids go, I think they have been pushed to the sidelines by both their parents. I don't think Kidman plays a very big role in their lives and there are rumors that they are a COS "Boarding School" in Oregon. In any case, I feel very bad for them.
Here's my theory on why Katie looks so awful. She doesn't wear make up. I am thinking this is her way of rebelling against Tom. If she doesn't wear make up, it makes him look bad. We are all talking how his influence has made her look old.
I am wondering if it her passive agressive way of saying "Fuck you Tom."
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Jeffro!
Stacks on deck
Patron on ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like
Late night sex so wet and so tight
I'll gas up the jet for you tonight
Baby you can go where ever you like
I said you can go where ever you like
*HOLLA TRISCUIT!!!*
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Katiebot looks BEAT!
Fuck!
She should be the poster child for what the toll Scientology takes on you life!
CRAP!
Interesting that Tom and Nicole didn't like their other children (you know their oldest and adopted) discussed or even seen in the press. But now both of them talk often about their "biological" children. Suri gets more press and pics than Tom and even though Nicole is a new mother, she has been talking a lot about Sunday.
So what's different now than several years ago?
Also, Katie Holmes needs to let Tom go because she has aged tremendously since getting with him. And, she's not getting the same type of screen exposure as Nicole did when she was with Tom. Was that part of their agreeement/contract? Too bad, because Katie was in a good position before going down Tom Cruise lane on at least having a steady acting career.
I guess one woman's Oscar is another woman's...what?
Hekki on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:13pm
Sally Field!
You like me you really like me!
That was random but informative, Gobble Gobble Slut.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
double shot of patron, hold the training wheels, please.
..and a box of sangria on the side!
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"Who run Bartertown???"
Jeffro,
One double comin up. Pick your poison.
Stock,
Sadly I think you are spot on with that prediction.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
I get the feeling that SuriBot is going to become the BIGGEST STUCK UP spoiled bitch the universe has ever seen.
She will make Parasite look docile in comparison.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:20pm.
You thought that Sugaroo was stationed/lived in Japan and Sugaroo said "Good Lord, no! I never been to Asia". Tristram got confused by the to/from/copy/paste response and thought that you had said "Good Lord, no! I never been to Asia". There. Clear as mud.
*WOOOOH! DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!*
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Holy shit, Batman. After all that, make mine a double!
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"Who run Bartertown???"
Katie looks the worst I've ever seen her look. Jeez!
Jeffro,
LOL! Near as I can tell…
You thought that Sugaroo was stationed/lived in Japan and Sugaroo said "Good Lord, no! I never been to Asia". Tristram got confused by the to/from/copy/paste response and thought that you had said "Good Lord, no! I never been to Asia". There. Clear as mud.
*WOOOOH! DRINKS ON THE HOUSE!*
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:11pm.
Jeffro!
Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
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Somebody 'bringin up old shit' on us there. I was drunk. I was stoned. Curry paid me to say it. LOL
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"Who run Bartertown???"
Submitted by Triscuit: "I've been drinking seltzer water(plain). Is there anything wrong with seltzer,besides the carbonation?"
Well, the carbonation is from phosphoric acid, which leaches calcium from your bones. The only carbonation that is good is when it's from fermentation (lacto-fermentation). Like champagne or a good homemade rootbeer or kombucha. Or champagne.
And speaking of phosphoric acid, ya wanna hear something scary? Something Sally Field won't tell you? Those osteoporosis drugs that are supposed to make bones stronger have been linked to "fossy jaw", which is when the bone of the jaw winds up like swiss cheese. Google it, my friends!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:06pm
Holy shit- Suri won't wear trousers,I didn't see the importance of that. Run Suri run! Suri mark2 is in the wings. At least Uncle Will's daughter Willow can play you in 'I,Suri'
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Katie looks done.
For chrissake - put a sweater on that kid!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Jeffro!
Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Is some pix Suri is cute and in others....well not so much. I too get the vibe that she's gonna be a spoiled little hellion in a few years. Katie looks like warmed over dog poo...seriously now, why does she look so fucking terrible?? It makes me want to grab her by the throat and shake her and ask her if selling her soul was worth it. What a vapid, worthless twit.
Worst.fucking.photo.of.Katie.ever.
She looks like the fucking PTA mom at my kid's school.
@lizzieb:
Ha! So she's NOT perfect!;p
He also buys dresses for her, but she can’t wear jeans “because the dye reacts with her silicone.”
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 1:03pm.
You know, she looks so bad here I actually feel sorry for her. From how she was to this in such a short time. Tommy must have the Midas touch in reverse.
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It's weird. I had this megalomaniac sociopathic homicidal freak for a boyfriend once. And every time I look at Tommy I think of him.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Oh dear.Looks like wifey number 4 could be in the works!
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You know, she looks so bad here I actually feel sorry for her. From how she was to this in such a short time. Tommy must have the Midas touch in reverse.
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Now I see where Suri learned to flip the Pappie's off... nice job Kate - now go take a nap cuz you look like shit!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
You know what? She's a cute kid when you catch her animated. Most kids are. Congratulations you have a robot that seems just like a normal child.
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Yeah, there ain't nothing like whoring out your kid to repair your image... Not that as*wipes image is repairable! It's disgusting, I pity that kid. Tommy girl and katie should be condemned for allowing this to happen. Disgusting!
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:32am.
I thought the same thing, but figured I was imagining things. Maybe I just misread what Jeffro posted before:
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HUH? What'd I do now?
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"Who run Bartertown???"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:32am.
I thought the same thing, but figured I was imagining things. Maybe I just misread what Jeffro posted before:
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Jeffro11
"Ann Curry's kinda hot"
Still not getting any huh? =)
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obviously not as much as I need, LOL
She's half Japanese, her pa met her ma while he was in the Navy stationed in Yokosuka, where my ship was based...she came and did some kinda show...she looked good then...