Tommy Loves The Paparazzi Pictures Of Suri
Suri Cruise is like a walking The Ivy restaurant: paparazzi swarm her whenever she leaves the house. Soon you're going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps. And Tommy Girl loves, loves, loves it! He told Grazia Magazine (via Post Chronicle), "I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl."
Fuck, he's gross. I bet every morning, he holds PR meetings with Suri and they strategize what she's going to wear and how she's going to act. He probably talks to her like she's an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image. He fucking knows that she's the only thing that's keeping him relevant.
Tommy pursed his lips, crossed his legs, flipped his hair and went on to say, "It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult." Of course, he's not going to be difficult. He's probably tipping their asses off!
Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.
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She is such happy, fun girl.
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I call bullshit on that one.
There was ONE pic I recall seeing of that girl smiling. Mind you, it was probably gas.
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PS. How 'bout Katie's pics? Isn't she just the picture of perfection these days too? I mean, just look at her!
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Yes, I can see by this picture I have in my avvie right here how "happy" and "fun" she is. In fact, I think we should hang out:)cuz I'm happy and fun like that too.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:40am.
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Suri is adorable! Jeebers, Katie is really looking beat these days.
At first glance, I thought it was Rosie O'Donnell (after shedding 200 lbs) - Katie, that is. Suri is a cute kid, too bad about her having THEM for parents...pray for Suri!
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How long ago did she do Mad Money? (I think that was what it was called)? I thought she looked so cute in that movie and a hell of alot younger than recent pic's
Suri is cute. Katie, not so much. Sad.
hey Tom, Suri may look adorable and warm in half the pics, but in the other half, she looks like a cold spoiled bitch.
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i can't wait until tom and nicoles's other two kids write a book.
I think nail polish on little girls is cute. Brain scanning and body snatching, not so much.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Are toddlers wearing nail polish these days? Is it just me, or is that a little messed up?
Katie looks to have one foot in the grave. Her transformation from Cover Girl to Cryptkeeper is so sobering that I can't even snark.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Katie's face is so ugly that it's actually scary.
She looks like she's got a healthy imagination. She's a cutiepie.
Katie looks tired.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Personally I can hardly wait til she's a grown up hater looking to score some quick $$ with a tell-all on her closeted asshole daddy and her robot mom.
I suppose she'll disappear to one of those doucheology concentration camps the second she shows any sign of independent thought.
Poor kid.
Her and her mother need a rescue.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Am I the only one who is sick of seeing this kid and her Stepford Hag of a mother?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:49am.
Katie, however, looks like death warmed over. Her skin has no color in it and she looks like she's been up for days.
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She probably has - with all those scientologists and their whacked-out auditing and clearing procedures. I'd have to say they're probably still working on "breaking" her.
Did katie ever get her teef fixed? she looks clinically depressed in the first photo...
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:35am.
sloppy,nasty whorishly( I think I made up that word) drunk!
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Nope, it's a word, look it up, you'll see a pic of my ex-wife. LMAO!
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Wow, Kate sure has aged in the last 2 years.
She was so young and vibrant.
How long before Tom trades her in for a newer model? Or a male model? *LOL*
Omen Thumbnail 3 - Suri holding doll. Damien-elle, for sure. Look at those eyes.
I've only seen Katie once - in Wonder Boys. She was so cute/pretty. Hard to believe it's even the same woman.
Yea, Triscuit!! You rock.
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you in the U.S.A. You guys make a really big deal about it, down there. It must be hard on some people.
Back to unpacking. I have too damned much "stuff", George.
Katie is 29 but looks like a depressed middle age woman, Suri is supposed to be 2 1/2 but looks way older, like 4 or more. Btw did you guys noticed Suri's orange nail polish?
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Suri is so popular President-Elect Obama is considering her for a cabinet post.
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Now I need to lay off the chocolate,I was in a size 3 pants but *singing*"I'm movin' on up..."haha.
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I'd rather be chubby and sober than sloppy,nasty whorishly( I think I made up that word) drunk!
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"she's going to act. He probably talks to her like she's an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image."
RFLMAO. I swear Tom Cruise is the RL Vanilla Sky dude. SO. FREAKIN'. SCARY.!
Jeffro11 - it's sunny here today but a leetle chilly.
Suri is adorable but you know she'll be the biggest most spoiled little shit on the planet in a year or two.
I don't get why Suri is talking to that doll, I thought she was a full grown woman?
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Submitted by fnug7 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:29am.
Glad you see the oncoming fug, too. That child is going to grow up to be as unfortunate-looking as her father-William Mapother, Tom's cousin.
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I think that Suri really looks like L. Ron Hubbard. There were rumors that Katie got his frozen dad paste to spawn a pure alien baby.
Look up his pic and Suri does look like him, specially the eyes.
That is disgusting, saying his kid just acts that way naturally to everyone & he isn't putting her on display for the paps. Anyone seen all those shots of her crying her eyes out & shielding her face?
Besides which am I the only one who doesn't think Suri is actually that cute? Romeo Beckham is a cute kid, Cindy Crawford's kids are beyond cute they go into the realm of being beautiful which makes me feel icky whenever I think that...Suri is just run of the mill to me in terms of the child cuteness factor.
Yeesh! Katie looks fresh dug from the grave!
It's difficult to believe once people thought she didn't exist. She'll end up his meal ticket to pay the servants when his career goes further south.
yeah, suri is cute & all, blah, blah, tom is a crazy shit, blah, blah, katie is becoming a homely, badly dressed, moron, blah...all i can focus on is that damn cupcake & i want like 6 of them right NOW!!
@ Sugaroo: Me? Good Lord, no! I never been to Asia. I reside in New England!
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I think it musta been someone else using the same Avie.
Anyhoo, I'm in New England too! Bout sick of this friggin rain.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:00am.
I think you and I both lost some just by giving any of our valuable thought juices to this wanker!
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Fuck it Sugar, won't be the last I kill over the weekend. Can't pass up a chance to use a Wong Foo line! LOL
Hey there's so many posters here I forget...you were the one stationed in Japan? Still there?
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Me? Good Lord, no! I never been to Asia. I reside in New England!
Too bad that the weirdness that surrounds TG will follow Suri and his other kids no matter what they turn up to be.
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Suri looks aorable in the 1st thumbnail!!!
Katie looks terribly sad.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:04am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:59am.
If you will return to my prior comment, you will see I expressly excluded French and Swedish proboscides. (Was that nose-ist?)
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I see no such exclusion Mr Sheeps. Yes, you're nose-ist or possibly even nose-y. And just FYI, I'd steer clear of Bam Bam today, he's roasting a lamb.
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they'll just put her in hiding and she'll emerge in spring with a new nose, thank Xenu
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:59am.
If you will return to my prior comment, you will see I expressly excluded French and Swedish proboscides. (Was that nose-ist?)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:00am.
I think you and I both lost some just by giving any of our valuable thought juices to this wanker!
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Fuck it Sugar, won't be the last I kill over the weekend. Can't pass up a chance to use a Wong Foo line! LOL
Hey there's so many posters here I forget...you were the one stationed in Japan? Still there?
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Submitted by Chatham on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:57am.
Why does Katie look like she's had a stroke? I don't remember her face being so irregular and asymmetric in years past.
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Seriously, something is wrong with her. She is always slightly paler then death.
In that 7th pic it reminds me of a scene in a little princess where a poor lady is out trying to sell flowers with her daughter ...this seems like some kind of vagabond show with katies raggedy clothes and suri dancing around and the all the people circling them..they are like a circus show...it makes me feel sorry for them and give them a piece of my bread
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:53am.
LMAO. And throwing himself on his princess bed and pitching a hissy fit!
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If he's not careful he's going to lose all of his Princess Points!
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I think you and I both lost some just by giving any of our valuable thought juices to this wanker!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:54am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:45am.
I'm undeniably dense, but I don't see no proboscis on Suri. What about the rest of her face? It doesn't look like Tom's to me.
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I know this 'cause there's a possible shnoz sitch with one of my kids. It can go like this: their nose is all cute an'all as a toddler but might be a little wider than normal at the bridge. As they grow, and usually at puberty, it suddenly sprouts. And I mean *sprouts* along with all the other sprouting things.
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I've thought Katie has lokoed like hell since her marriage and "Mom" makeover, but actually, in these pics I don't think she's wearing any makeup. Sometimes that makes all the difference in the world...
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:53am.
LMAO. And throwing himself on his princess bed and pitching a hissy fit!
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If he's not careful he's going to lose all of his Princess Points!
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Why does Katie look like she's had a stroke? I don't remember her face being so irregular and asymmetric in years past.