Tommy Loves The Paparazzi Pictures Of Suri
Suri Cruise is like a walking The Ivy restaurant: paparazzi swarm her whenever she leaves the house. Soon you're going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps. And Tommy Girl loves, loves, loves it! He told Grazia Magazine (via Post Chronicle), "I have to say some of those paparazzi shots of my daughter are incredible. As a parent you protect your children but Suri is a very open and warm child and she will just wave to people on the street. She is such happy, fun girl."
Fuck, he's gross. I bet every morning, he holds PR meetings with Suri and they strategize what she's going to wear and how she's going to act. He probably talks to her like she's an adult and gives her a PowerPoint presentation on her image. He fucking knows that she's the only thing that's keeping him relevant.
Tommy pursed his lips, crossed his legs, flipped his hair and went on to say, "It is certainly different these days with the media, but people have very good to us and do give us space so I am not going to be difficult." Of course, he's not going to be difficult. He's probably tipping their asses off!
Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.
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i think her nose looks like Katie's and she'll grow into it. It's fitting her face better already. She'll get the best beuaty treatments possible and hair and makeup - I doubt she'll ever be fug.
Her attitude, though... it just seems like she's never going to have any limitations put on her and therefore will have no comcept of deferred gratification, patience, rules, etc.
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congrats, Triscuit! I can't quit the herb, myself. I try - oh I try - but I always cave after a coupla weeks... :(
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:45am.
I'm undeniably dense, but I don't see no proboscis on Suri. What about the rest of her face? It doesn't look like Tom's to me.
Oh, and, Good Morning, Joe. Still snowing near the Arctic?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:48am.
Tom Cooze being "difficult" translates into him stomping his foot, crossing his arms, and saying "Phooey!"
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LMAO. And throwing himself on his princess bed and pitching a hissy fit!
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Then he punishes all of his stuffed animals and sends them to his bed without supper.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:45am.
Thank You guys!
I've been drinking seltzer water(plain).
Is there anything wrong with seltzer,besides the carbonation?
Because I have been drinking it ALOT!
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Nope, nothing wrong with it, there's some good flavored ones out there, and if all else fails, a splash of your fave juice adds a twist. Best of luck to you.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:45am.
Thank You guys!
I've been drinking seltzer water(plain).
Is there anything wrong with seltzer,besides the carbonation?
Because I have been drinking it ALOT!
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So do I and my office manager informed me that drinking anything carbonated in large amount contributes to bone loss and loss of tooth enamel.
Fuuuuuuuuck.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:45am.
Thank You guys!
I've been drinking seltzer water(plain).
Is there anything wrong with seltzer,besides the carbonation?
Because I have been drinking it ALOT!
I don't think there's anything wrong with it and staying hydrated is important in the winter too because indoor heating robs your body of it's water.
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Submitted by gyeah on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:32am.
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---OK, I odn't wanna go all Perez and rag on kids' looks or anything, but I don't think Suri is close to being the cutest Hollyweird kid. Vi Affleck gets that nod, in my book. I also think Shiloh is cuter as is Kingston Rossdale... Suri's cute, but she's so damn manufactured, it takes away from it, imo. And I think her eyes are spooky... eek - dammit - I went there.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:48am.
Tom Cooze being "difficult" translates into him stomping his foot, crossing his arms, and saying "Phooey!"
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LMAO. And throwing himself on his princess bed and pitching a hissy fit!
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That Suri girl sure ain't camera shy. And she's really pretty. But Katie looks awful.
Her plight will soon be over however. Tom will divorce her ass before the 10-year mark to avoid that thing in California where the long-term spouse is entitled to half of one's assets.
Just like he did to Nicole.
Katie looks awful. Dead, hollow eyes. No wonder she's always wearing shades.
I want Suri's shoes!
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I'm glad you guys said it, she's sort of a weird looking kid. However, the first thumbnail is very pretty.
Katie, however, looks like death warmed over. Her skin has no color in it and she looks like she's been up for days.
Tom Cooze being "difficult" translates into him stomping his foot, crossing his arms, and saying "Phooey!"
When will someone - anyone - out these two and show the real reason "Kate" looks like a zombified scarecrow?
suri is adorable, but needs a GOD DAMN COAT, other kids to play with and to be kept out of the press so frickin much. katie looks seriously rough, and these pics are obviously staged/planned.
katie should grab her kid, run for the nearest witness protection program and start her life all over again, sans tommygirl.
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It is gross how they pimp out that little girl and how they will ultimately sacrifice to the antiXenu:( This is why I hate TK more than Sh!tney, Brange, and every other celebritard parent out there combined.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:45am.
Thank You guys!
I've been drinking seltzer water(plain).
Is there anything wrong with seltzer,besides the carbonation?
Because I have been drinking it ALOT!
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"Soon you're going to see international supermodel Phoebe Price and Prince Von A-Hole hanging around Suri just so they can get their pose on for the paps."
--> funniest MK utterance evah! I *literally* lol'd and actually clapped after reading that.
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Thank You guys!
I've been drinking seltzer water(plain).
Is there anything wrong with seltzer,besides the carbonation?
Because I have been drinking it ALOT!
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Tommygirl isn't relevant anymore, but he's more than happy to use Suri to keep his gigantic schnoz in the public eye. He truly disgusts me-his ginormous ego, desperation and his need to be "popular at any cost" is gross. Suri doesn't stand a chance-Katie is a robot zombie and her "daddy" is a moron.
I still say something is off with this child. She has a hundred yard stare and is a CHILD.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:35am.
I wonder if Suri is going to be one of those cute kids that grows up to be fug? I kinda think so, cuz I see a possible schnoz sitch developing there.
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Totally agree Tiger. I predicted a shnoz sitch developing a few months ago. This was always my rationale for why Crazee Cruise is her daddy. Look at the proboscis on him; (Looked up the spelling of that and found a definition that suits T Cruise well..to a *T*..
"The elephant's trunk and the tapir's elongated nose are called "proboscis", as is the snout of the male elephant seal"
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OMFG! What is happening to Katie's face?
Suri is cute but she is starting to look less cute by the minute like Kate.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:35am.
That little girl is soooooooo cute!
off topic-I have a WHOLE week sober!
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Submitted by Cupid on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:42am.
Suri is a cutie, but I think they should be trying to keep her out of the press so much.
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That's the only time Katie gets permish to go outside.
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Geez, Katie looks 20 years older in these pictures. Somebody get that girl some rest and a spa day! I'm not at all sure that will take care of the "beat-the-hell-up" look, but at least it's a start.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:36am.
Does this child HAVE a fucking COAT??? It has been titty freezing cold the last few days on the East coast.
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That's an oldish pic but yeah i think chilly bones might be part of her roboto programming.
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Suri is a cutie, but I think they should be trying to keep her out of the press so much. Poor Katie, she was such a beautiful woman, now she looks old, tired and lost.
The cupcake does look good though.
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Lose the ovaries Michael there's something about Suri that seems very DEMANDING. I know all little kids are but she seems to be in a way that Shiloh, who just wants her mother's love, isn't.
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She's an odd-looking child. I feel sorry for her; I wonder if she has *any* friends her own age?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:35am.
I wonder if Suri is going to be one of those cute kids that grows up to be fug? I kinda think so, cuz I see a possible schnoz sitch developing there.
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Was thinking about that. She might bust the fug scale. That nose leaves no doubt in my mind she is TommyG's kid.
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
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& HOW OLD is Suri supposed to be again? She's at least 5. Katie does look like death.
Triscuit: YAY! Good for you. Not easy, but you can do it, & it's so worth it!
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Katie looks like she's being held hostage.
Nice dead eyes on both of them.
Congrats, Triscuit!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 10:33am.
What would be even more cute is if she were to talk to ANOTHER FUNKIN KID!
Very true, C. Maybe they'll only let her hang out with COS kids? Maybe other parents don't want their kids to hang out with her?
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Katie needs to go back to her coffin and sleep for another 3 weeks or so.
Damn it, Suri is just so darn cute I just wanna pinch those cheeks. Poor Katie she looks TERRIBLE.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Hot damn, Katie looks like arse warmed up.
Does this child HAVE a fucking COAT??? It has been titty freezing cold the last few days on the East coast.
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That little girl is soooooooo cute!
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Although, I must say that these pictures of Suri with a cupcake made my body grow ovaries.
Careful- don't go near Brad or you'll be adding to that baby army.
How old is Katiebot? She looks older than god here. Barley water can't be good for you.
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I wonder if Suri is going to be one of those cute kids that grows up to be fug? I kinda think so, cuz I see a possible schnoz sitch developing there.
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Wow, Katie looks like a beat up forty year old truck stop hooker in the face.
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Aw! That pic of alien baby talking to the doll is cute! What would be even more cute is if she were to talk to ANOTHER FUNKIN KID!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
How long before Suri Cruise goes to rehab?
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Suri really doesn't look like Tom at all. Some kids' faces change over time, however.
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