Wednesday, November 26th 2008
Carson Daly Is Going To Be A Daddy
Carson Daly has a penis. And a real-life girl with working private parts actually let him stick said penis into her long enough to create a baby. The world is a strange place.
Carson's PR bitch told People that his girlfriend Siri Pinter is knocked up with their first baby due in the spring. "Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends."
I will bet my entire stash of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies that Siri is going to give brith to one, big, bulging eyeball with two legs attached. It's totally going to look like this!
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Proof that some people just look a whole lot better with a few extra lbs!!
Two Drink!
He DOES look like Robbie WIlliams evil brother!!!
Gawd! I know Robbie is a dirty little nutter, but I loves him!
Argh! Now I am going to have to watch "Come Undone" 50 more times!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5gDG_vSvko
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 11:00am.
The only baby I give two shits about is ISMUs. Anyone know how she is
they induced her labor today sometime, last I heard.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
his chick is actually cute...but he is sooooo not...i hope the little alien takes after its mom & not its freaky bugged out looking manorexic daddy. is he whacked out on drugs or is he just naturally odd looking?
Don't lie, MK. We all know you don't have any more cookies left.
I can't believe this guy wanted to be a priest.
poor guy looks like he's dying...somebody throw him some food!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
The only baby I give two shits about is ISMUs. Anyone know how she is?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Another person named after a municipality.
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I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Siri Pinter meet Bronx Mowgli
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
MK, you fucking kill me:
"Carson Daly has a penis. And a real-life girl with working private parts actually let him stick said penis into her long enough to create a baby. The world is a strange place."
Ew. I wouldn't fuck Carson wiff MK's dick!
He looks awful, like a bad version of Robbie Williams.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Lmao your such a dork MK!!!...I used to think this guy was hot back in the day..not so much now, I wana see pics of the gf!
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I love him ♥
damn MK, after yesterday's dry spell you are really making up for lost time! I am very thankful! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i