Thursday, November 27th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Canned Cranberries! - I usually like to have an all-liquid Thanksgiving dinner, but I do save a little room in my champagne/vodka filled gut for some canned cranberry. I put some fucking Cool Whip on that shit and I'm good to go. This year, I may put some canned cranberries in the blender with a little ice and some vodka. A canned-crannberrytini!
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My mother-in-law didn't have cranberry sauce. Or sweet potatoes. What the freaking fuck???? It was the blandest Thanksgiving meal of my life.
I'm gonna have to go get some vodka and make one of these canned-cranberrytinis, though. That actually sounds pretty good.
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OCEAN SPRAY WHOLE BERRY cranberry sauce, bitch! It's what for breakfast!
angel-
that sounds delicious! I swear my tastes are not all that bad, but you know, it's fun to go back to childhood when no one really cared how bad bologna, white bread, and Mcdonalds were for you (and did people really used to smoke in hospitals? I can't get over that one.) Anyway, I hope everyone had a wonderful day!
cranberry sauce ain't right in my house if it's not shaped like a can....
Ocean Spray real homemade cranberry sauce is the way to go. To me, cranberry sauce shouldn't look like jello.
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You bitches know your momma made you eat this shit every TG! It's like Aunt Flo came to town and then she can the shit and someone made your ass eat it! I hate a cranberry...
if anyone mashed up my canned cranberry it would be a fight! That shit is meant to be in the shape of a can!!
And it was soooo goooood. Turkey was moist, roasted in under 2 hours LOL. Sweet potato casserole was the bomb with loads of marshmallows. I already plan to creep out early in the morning for some more. Some corn and some mac and cheese. My pie came out just right! Thanksgiving was good this year. I hope everyone had a good holiday too.
Pray for those who didn't, okay
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:17pm.
Thanks, BB. I always wondered how to make that.
I'll try it at Christmas.
xo
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 7:28pm.
Ahahahaha!! Best description of a holiday meal evah!!
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
That's the hottest Hot Slut of the Day ever, even if it does look like what might block the refuse tubes at the abortion clinic.
Heavens! Canned cranberries. I can't eat anything that has the same shape as the can it slid out of. One year, we actually mushed up the cranberries in a bowl, and my cousin blew a neuron because she likes her cranberry sauce "sliced". Other TG nastiness-jello mold salad with carrot shreds and other assort shit, like pretzels in the bottom. The green beans and snail snot mushroom soup mess. The dried onions just can't hide the snail snot sauce. Punch with the frozen sherbert ring floating in it. It tooks like a multi colored hurl from one of my benders. Payday came and with it beer.
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Sooo sweet cranberry:)
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Submitted by tangerine on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:12pm.
I am guilty- I love the sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top, and I also put a lot of brown sugar on them when I make 'em!
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I hate cranberry sauce - real or otherwise. I heart mango chutney.
I eat yams - not sweet potatoes (ok, they're alright but someone else has got to make them) - and I like them all spiced up with cinnamon and nutmeg and cloves and cayenne and salty, sliced and fried with onion and parsnip.
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Oh yeah, happy Thanksgiving, Abandoned Couch, wherever you are!
Canned cranberries is the #1 thing I avoid at Thanksgiving and this year was certainly no different. Gross!
That kind is nasty. Real cranberry sauce is so much better and not that hard to make.
I am guilty- I love the sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top, and I also put a lot of brown sugar on them when I make 'em! I have never had the green bean casserole made with the soup that you all are talking about, but I found the recipe and I am totally going to make it! It's gonna be a classy Thanksgiving at my place!!
Cranberry chutney is the shizz! Put a few spoonfulls on a wedge of brie, (in an ovenproof dish), top with some chopped walnuts and cook in 350 oven for 20-25 mins. Serve with crackers and sliced apples or pears. YUM!
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Oh my god I love that stuff. We had the typical white trash turkey day growing up- that and corn and green beans out of the can. I still love that stuff, it's a hard habit to break. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! gobble gobble ;)
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Oh no you din't!!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:00pm.
Love canned cranberries,some of the most yummy canned food ever.
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thanksgiving is not complete without that shit on a roll with turkey. MMMMMM!
Oh I hate that shit!
Best cran. sauce recipe EVER:
1 bag fresh craberries
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
2 tablespoons of crushed ginger in the jar
bring to boil,
Simmer and let cool or serve warm.
Add or subtract the ampount of ginger you want for flavor...the more you cook it the stronger the ginger will be~
Enjoy Bitchez!
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:07pm.
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LMAOOO! I thought the cheeze wiz omlette was bad..
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I used to eat pickled muscles in a jar as a kid. drank the juice too.
no, it's not wise to judge.
heehee. now i only have the odd spoonful of olive juice.
had a grandfather that used to eat fish eyes. English obviously HAHAHAHA
the thing about sweet potatoes is that they already SOOOO sweet - i think they add the marshmallows on top as a fake meringue.
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Oh no you din't!!
Love canned cranberries,some of the most yummy canned food ever.
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@TITS- I still don't believe it. I love sweet potato but feel the marshmellows are a touch too far. Still I eat jellied eels and winkles and bitter- not too cold- so each to their own.
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Never ate it with marshmallows personally. it's excellent without - full of vitamins too.
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Oh no you din't!!
Mmmmmm canned cranberry. :D
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you are TOO FUNNY! I love canned cranberry sauce. That is one tasty slut!
michael-
will you marry me? i swear we have the same tastes! i can't live without my jelly cranberry!! love the stuff!
Jellied cranberry sauce rocks. For another taste sensation with it, mix the jellied up with chopped walnuts and let it sit overnight, very yummy!
CRANBERRY SAUCE AIN'T S'PPOSED TA GOT CRANBERRIES IN IT FUCK
...the nerve!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Ha! My mom used to buy this shit every year. Now I kinda miss it.
Mm, cranberries are delish.
Right now, my house is filled with the scent of baking Pfefferneusse cookies. Not that cranberries are involved with making those, but it's an orgasmic smell.
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Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:00am.
ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 10:41am.
Love love love cranberries. It's the law, because I come from Massachuetts.
Born & raised in MA, too. Dontcha just love the sight of a bog?
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Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:48am.
Ya, for real. I'm thinking about storming Shop 'n Save and returning the shit. "CRANBERRY SAUCE AIN'T S'PPOSED TA GOT CRANBERRIES IN IT FUCK!"
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:29am.
The other night I finally opened one of them, and instead of jelly-flavored goodness, this shit had chunks of actual cranberries and "fibers" and shit in it.
.........oh, the humanity
real cranbeeries(typo but me likey)...just wrongness. I'd cry too.
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Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:33am.
I love the canned cranberry stuff. When I finally grew up and ate somewhere else with real cranberries, I gagged.
I'm hoping someone makes some of those green beans mixed with cream of mushroom soup and freeze-dried onion rings on it when I go to family's today. I love that shit. There will be plenty of opaque white/green Mormon-Jello and I couldn't down that shit even when I was a Mormon.
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I am craving that green bean cassorole so bad right now....its even better the next day in a turkey sandwhich.
I think I have a can of those fried onions in the pantry left over from Canadian thanksgiving a month ago.
I'm going to go eat it, and it's going to be fucking amazing
Cranberry juice + vodka + Thanksgiving = happy
I love the canned cranberry stuff. When I finally grew up and ate somewhere else with real cranberries, I gagged.
I'm hoping someone makes some of those green beans mixed with cream of mushroom soup and freeze-dried onion rings on it when I go to family's today. I love that shit. There will be plenty of opaque white/green Mormon-Jello and I couldn't down that shit even when I was a Mormon.
Cranberry Splash pop! Cranberries warm with oranges. yum...
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Cannberrytini
Sounds perf.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Nom-nom-nom, I love canned cranberry sauce!
I was so upset because a few weeks ago my mom and I went grocery shopping and we noticed that Ocean Spray cranberry sauce was on sale! A joyous occasion!
The other night I finally opened one of them, and instead of jelly-flavored goodness, this shit had chunks of actual cranberries and "fibers" and shit in it.
I cried.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by wolfyMan on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:12am.
Tasty cranberries are tasteful
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cranberry in the shape of the can is the best shit evah!!! none of that "real" cranberry shit for me. WE fight over that shit in my family
sweet potato casserole....deelish!! Boston Market has the kind you can make in the microwave and it's good too. But today I get home cooking. Turkey, mac and cheese, etc etc. My stomach burns at the thought, but that's okay, I got my IBS meds on board and I will be pigging out.
I got grandma in the kitchen right now cooking! Me, I do the pie, and the pigs in blankets. Shut up bitches, it take a lot of work to make Mrs Smith pie come out just right.
Yum!
Plus I let the kid play his Nintendo for a change and have not heard a peep out of him since. This is why you don't let your kids be spoiled playing shit and watching tv every day. I don't even know there's a kid in the house right now.
Happy thanksgiving everyone! Stay safe. Lord knows I can't tell you bitches to stay sweet though.
(((hugs))) *side eye*
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:28am.
Dear Americans: Happy Thanksgiving!
Same from the UK. Hope you're not freezing to death like we are.
Edited to add- do you really eat sweet potatoes with marshmallows? That's a myth right?
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Heck no that's not a myth! I personally don't because it reminds me of eating something that came out of an asshole after bad Chinese food, but still, it's done. Sweet potatoes and whipped cream (unsweetened) is FANTASTIC.
Freezing my tits off, actually. It's COLD. I had front-thigh burn walking to the train this morning.