Happy Thanksgiving, Sluts!
Before you get too wasted to make out the words on the screen, I want to wish all of you whores a very Happy Thanksgiving(and receiving) Day. Yes, it's an American holiday, but everyone can celebrate. It's easy! Just get mega drunk, yell at your family members for not understanding you and then pass out in front of the TV. After you black out for a few hours, wake up at 3am, eat cold stuffing which has been sitting out on the kitchen counter and then make yourself another cocktail with Martinelli's from the kid's table and gin (the vodka will probably be all gone). See, anyone can do it!
I also want to take a little time out to give thanks to the most 5 most important things in my life this year:
Chicken Cutlets - Without her, I wouldn't get my daily allowance of poultry and cheese.
The Empress of Lucite - Without her, I wouldn't know what true glamour really is.
Rojo Caliente - Without her, I wouldn't know what natural beauty looks like.
The Puppy Cam - Without them, I wouldn't know how to love.
And all of you whores!!! - Awww. I know. Let's all uncomfortably hug while giving each other the side-eye. I will drink a few bottles of Asti Spumante in your honor tonight!
Happy Booze and Barf day everyone!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:46pm.
Wait'll the photos come out.
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OMG, I just checked the bastid's photobucket account! You were right!
http://media.photobucket.com/image/save%20the%20whales/zacktron/save_the...
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Just a drive-by MUAH to all my dlisted sluts! Whether you celebrate Thanksgiving today or not, I hope your family is close, your belly is bulging, & you have lots to be thankful for.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:27pm.
Of course, they just showed on the news tonight that the average person eats 2450 calories on TG day and that it would take you 20 miles of walking to burn it off.
That actually seems a bit low. I think for a lot of people, that's the daily average.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:46pm.
Wait'll the photos come out.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Jiggy!
Me? No? No. Surely not. Ok. That was me. Ah well, Nite!
Kdraco!
'Ello darlin!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:43pm.
I know: Rodrigo already tole me. He said he's had to chlorinate extra heavily for some reason.
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Hey, I made him sign a confidentiality agreement. He's soooo fired.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
ESE,
Oh love, no worries. If free drinks is what it takes, free drink it is! =)
Carrot!
French again. Crap. Last time someone wanted to eat someone...um, nevermind...carry on.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:27pm.
The room is spinning so I am logging off now.
All you ho back offa my gonchies...yeah I'm talking to LA, Clarisse, and ESE. I know how you are...
*winks*
*falls flat on face*
Later.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:39pm.
Well, I'm up to 3 and a half laps in the pool these days, so I'm set!
I know: Rodrigo already tole me. He said he's had to chlorinate extra heavily for some reason.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
(((Group hugs!!!)))
Happy thanksgiving everyone and MK :)
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:37pm.
LCT, Hahahahaha!!! The hand you use to move your mouse on the 'puter.
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Ooooooops....... je suis le tard.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:36pm.
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LMAO! Well, I'm up to 3 and a half laps in the pool these days, so I'm set! Think I'm going back for that second piece of pie!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
LA!
I know...i know....but the taters shredded and baked with sharp cheddar and heavy cream set me over the limit!
ON TOPIC: Why is Rocky horror a T-Day ritual? Or is it just me?
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
LCT, Hahahahaha!!! The hand you use to move your mouse on the 'puter.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:27pm.
Of course, they just showed on the news tonight that the average person eats 2450 calories on TG day and that it would take you 20 miles of walking to burn it off.
Hey Nittay! Dint M-Phelps eat over 10,000 cals daily? He's fairly fit (from the ears down).
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:33pm.
oh how i love ya!!... oh come on!.. it has nothing to do with the free drink, i swear!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:32pm.
right back atcha, Nitty!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ZAussie-
Effen hysterical..... I thought I was the only one to mix that Martinellis Sh*t with what ever was available.....
Nit: No, no mouse hand, although I don't know what the eff that is... literally mouse hands? Or is that like baby jazz hands?
LCT,
Matty is hard to stomach in anything after Time To Kill, but I hardly noticed him. =) Really though, if you have never seen Equilibrium, DO see it!
ESE!
Well, this drink is on me!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:30pm.
Socky!!! *kiss on 'lil Sock Monkey paw* lovely to see you!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ZAussie
ESE! Didn't see you staggering in the back door there. Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:29pm.
Off topic: I think I have a tumour in my elbow.
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Eeeps? For reals? Hope it's not the mouse hand.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by ESE on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:24pm.
wait, it's Thanksgiving?! i really got quit sleeping so late
happy day to all!!
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ESE! *holding out little sock monkey hand (cat hair free) a la DA*
*tapping little sock monkey foot* *waiting*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
You passed on CHEESECAKE???
Don't you know there are NO CALORIES, NO FAT and NO CARBS TODAY???
Yea, uh huh.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Off topic: I think I have a tumour in my elbow.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:27pm.
LCT!
He lourvely ain't he! Want yum CB...Am Phyc and Equilibrium. Oh and Reign of Fire. Oh and New World...oh...um...what were we talking about?
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Is American Psycho the blood face licker one? I'd watch Reign of Fire but I can't get over McConaughey's bald head and giant beard.
Willy's Wonka is made out of Tootsie Pops.
How many licks to get to the center????
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
jiggywiddit, I can honestly say I am so very touched that you actually thought of me. And that gives me ideas for Christmas. Everyone's gonchies in the freezer!
Of course, they just showed on the news tonight that the average person eats 2450 calories on TG day and that it would take you 20 miles of walking to burn it off. Do you think 300 trips between the computer and the fridge are the equivalent? *crossing fingers*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
LCT!
He lourvely ain't he! Want yum CB...Am Phyc and Equilibrium. Oh and Reign of Fire. Oh and New World...oh...um...what were we talking about?
LA!
I only had one plate, so I am not doing so bad. I even passed on the chocolate something cheesecake! Yea me!!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:23pm.
*waddles in*
BUURRRRRP......hiccup***
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That totally gave me the vision of Grandpa Joe burping in the wind column in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
wait, it's Thanksgiving?! i really got quit sleeping so late
happy day to all!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
*waddles in*
BUURRRRRP......hiccup***
Hey hwores.
Hope everyone survived.
*side eyes pumpkin pie*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:11pm.
For some reason this incident today at my fam's T-Giving gathering made me think of you. Why? No clue.
But one of the grandmas present noticed my brother had fallen asleep on the couch. He is 38.
This memaw said to my brother-in-law, "Take his jock strap off and put it in the freezer."
WTF??
I thought to myself, "Love Carrot Top would just loooove that."
Weird, huh? You guys are always in my heart.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by luckycharms on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:27pm
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Evil Shoe, fuck you whore. When you coming back to Clearwater? I know you are a Clearwater ho. I just road down Drew yesterday towards Morton Plant and what a sight.
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LOL I am not sure but I sure love it there. I was in Brandon today. I fucking hate that drive!
Clarissalina, serious, I want to do sex to your avie. A lot. I must google CB until I find it.
Happy Fanksgeebeen!
@ Diego--
Because you are hip & edgy enough to forego the drawers, I will let your remark about Jared Leto pass on by.
*winks*
Have fun, ho. You deserve it! :-)
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Nit!
I never realize how peaceful my house is until after a full day with the family! It will take 3-4 hours to decompress.
Caaaarrot!
How are you gorgeous!
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
@Socky--
You're my favorite luxe fiber blend. Nothing synthetic about you, you cute little hamper-flipper. Anna Wintour only wishes she could have texture like yours.
*mwah*
If I left anyone off my love list, blame it on the purple cranberry sauce goop from the can. It does bad things to a person's cognition.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
Submitted by Diego on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:21pm.
Psh, just don't wear undies. They only get in the way.
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LOL! See, where would I be without your sage advice? Happy Thanksgiving, you sexay thang.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:01pm.
Happy Thanksgiving, ho. I am off to watch Alexander Revisited and continue drinking. It's the only real way to get through it. Jack and dirty thoughts about Jared Leto.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:07pm.
Bebe, I read down the thread to catch up. Please, for the love of Lucite, do NOT drink on top of Antabuse. I'm serious.
Also, years ago a 12 Step program saved both my life and my sanity. There's a meeting somewhere
near you 365 days a year, including holidays.
And you did the right thing to skip the fam gathering if it is a trigger. (Nearly everyone in my fam is a trigger.)
We got your back, babe. You deserve to live...and make us laugh. ;-)
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:01pm.
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*back flip off top of hamper* Oops! *adjusting chesticles covered by CASHMERE SILK blend sweater* *deep breath* *yelling* We luvs you back!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 8:21pm.
Psh, just don't wear undies. They only get in the way.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 9:01pm.
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right back at 'cha,skank.
See?
all done with the niceness.LoL!
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Jiggy and Clarisse, good to see you funny hookers.
Not sure how many more tryptophan induced yawns I'm going to make it thru before I nod off. GAH!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Triscuit,
For you my sweet, a nice, cranberry, orange and sprite!! (don't knock it! It's Goooood!)
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.