Happy Thanksgiving, Sluts!
Before you get too wasted to make out the words on the screen, I want to wish all of you whores a very Happy Thanksgiving(and receiving) Day. Yes, it's an American holiday, but everyone can celebrate. It's easy! Just get mega drunk, yell at your family members for not understanding you and then pass out in front of the TV. After you black out for a few hours, wake up at 3am, eat cold stuffing which has been sitting out on the kitchen counter and then make yourself another cocktail with Martinelli's from the kid's table and gin (the vodka will probably be all gone). See, anyone can do it!
I also want to take a little time out to give thanks to the most 5 most important things in my life this year:
Chicken Cutlets - Without her, I wouldn't get my daily allowance of poultry and cheese.
The Empress of Lucite - Without her, I wouldn't know what true glamour really is.
Rojo Caliente - Without her, I wouldn't know what natural beauty looks like.
The Puppy Cam - Without them, I wouldn't know how to love.
And all of you whores!!! - Awww. I know. Let's all uncomfortably hug while giving each other the side-eye. I will drink a few bottles of Asti Spumante in your honor tonight!
Happy Booze and Barf day everyone!!
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Awww. I know. Let's all uncomfortably hug while giving each other the side-eye. LOL....
That's EXACTLY how I imagine a Dlister's hug..
Happy Thanksgiving.... !!!
Hi sluts - I just wanted to pop on my favorite site and wish all of you a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Despite how shitty things seem sometimes, I truly have a lot to be thankful for. A roof over my head, a good job, food on my table, my health, a family that loves me, and friends that love me too. I'm very lucky, much luckier than a lot of people.
So have a wonderful holiday everyone, find things to be thankful for, and appreciate everything.
We can go back to being snarky later. ; )
Submitted by Cleopatra2U on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 6:26pm.
Happy Thanksgiving to MK and everyone on Dlisted. I love MK's description of this holiday, it is so right-on, and why I don't mind spending it by myself.
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You ain't alone at all. We are all right here with you.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Check out this cutie:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24690072-421,00.html
Happy Thanksgiving to MK and everyone on Dlisted. I love MK's description of this holiday, it is so right-on, and why I don't mind spending it by myself.
I'm too far away to help you sweetie.....sorry! Besides, Clarisse would kick my ass.
xoxox
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"Oh God I want to make out with you, but I am a retired scumbag"
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Happy Spanksgiving, Americans!
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 5:50pm.
Hey El B!
how are they hangin today?
To the left and very lonely :o(
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Hey El B!
how are they hangin today?
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"Oh God I want to make out with you, but I am a retired scumbag"
-RR
@Granny....My heart skipped a couple of beats when I saw your avie. I saw The Exorcist in the theater when it first came out and several times thereafter and it never bothered me, until someone sent me a flash screamer a couple of years ago that had The Exorcist face pop up and it gave me nightmares for months. I know it sounds really strange, but every time I see it now it is like post traumatic stress disorder. Keep it though, it's cool. I'm just rambling.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You turkeybreath American fools! Gobble, gobble, gobble!!
I had a sandwich, jealous?
Wheres the damn CT??????????????????
Thanksgiving Spanksgiving!
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From Costa Rica...Happy Thanks-giving to all at Dlisted and MK ofcourse. U all make my day(s).Thank you for the knowledge and new words now in my vocab. Great to use at work since no one knows what one is saying, hehe Only WE know. a language of OUR own! Ok...drinky time Cheers!! u are all great see u all passed out by the TV!!
Coma Caca!!
Sadly I am working the holiday, but I'm sure I'll sneak a few cocktails and yell at my family over the phone.
oh yes -- I'm thankful for MK for gracing us with his sense of humor -- this is the ONLY gossip site I visit, no lie! Never thought I'd be addicted to one. And to JaneDoe: thank you and your husband for protecting us and staying true no matter through all kinds of political asshatery. In spite of lies and bs, I've heard of so much good our troops men and women are doing and now in my humble opinion we'll have a saner administration to see them through leaving a more stable world. Oh yes that reminds me: Albatross, LOVE your siggy, so bringing back my old sig in salute!
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I just loved that picture! H Turkey Day to you too!
Aww that picture made my day.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Well I've never thought of Thanksgiving as a boozing holiday. Of course as a kid we always celebrated with my Dad's family which had no booze. Now Christmas was spent with my Mom's family...Irish Catholics..needless to say the boozing started right after midnight mass on Christmas Eve and didn't stop until, well, sometime around New Year's Day :)
Happy Thanksgiving Dlisted sluts!
AIN'T THANKSGIVING WITHOUT CHARLES MANSON! (((ALL-CAPS DEEPTHROAT KISS)))))) AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 5:06pm.
I'll have three please!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BLOND ASSHOLE SHIT. DONT GET IT AND DONT WANT TO BE FUCKED WITH. TELL NOW.
LOL @Sheeps!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Happy Thanksgiving to the Dlisted Family. You are my favorite sluts by far!!!!
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:25pm.
Vodka sammiches? I'm intrigued! What's in 'em besides vodka?
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Mayo.
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Oh no you din't!!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:48pm.
EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING MINUTE OF EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING DAY IS VODKA TIME.
Mr. Non-Blonde.
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Happy Thanksgiving, you hot thang! Thanks for all the witty comments and for making me laugh on a daily basis. bises de Paris!
"...but the figure in question had out-Heroded Herod, and gone beyond the bounds of even the prince's indefinite decorum." -Poe
Happy Thanksgiving MK!!!!!!!
Cheers, Charles Manson!
Have you met Mr. Blond?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
HAPPY THANKSGIVIN TO ALL DLISTED HWORES AND BINTS!!
From San Antonio, Texas
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Happy Thanksgiving to Michael K and all the Dlisted sluts across the globe.
Awww..... haha....
Happy ThanksG&R day Michael!
My tias live for the Asti Spumante!
I will raise a glass in your honor.
peace,
e.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone here from Denmark!
Happy Thanksgiving sluts
EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING MINUTE OF EVERY GODDAMN FUCKING DAY IS VODKA TIME. DONT CARE IF IT IS FUCKING THANKS FUCKING GIVING OR NOT. COULDNT DRINK THE LAST FUCKING SEVERAL DAYS BECAUSE I HAD TO DRIVE TO VISIT MY PRECIOUS MOTHER IN THE FUCKING GODDAMN HOSPITAL EVERY ASSHOLE DAY. THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKER SHAKES AND SWEATS. GOT ME A GODDAMN 1.75 LITTER OF FUCKING SMIRNOFF NOW AND EVERYONE CAN KISS MY FUCKING ASS.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 4:25pm.
Vodka sammiches? I'm intrigued! What's in 'em besides vodka?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'M SERVING COMPLIMENTARY VODKA SANDWICHES FOR ALL DLISTERS! COME ON OVER and chase with the "PURPLE DRANK" but only for the special ones, you know who you are. *wink*
Happy Shenanigans to all.
(it almost has as many letters as thanksgiving, so... deal)
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
Now drink the PURPLE DRANK all will be fine, everybody is fine, it's fine - LOVE ANDERSON
Happy Thanksgiving from London xxxxxxx
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
I'm so thankful for your never ending brand of comedy expressed via your posts Michael :) Best wishes to you and yours!
Happy TG, MK *sticky cranberry muah-muah-muahs* and happy day to ((everyone))!
P.S. love the kitteh cornucopia. lol
hey MK! happy thanksgiving.
thanks for making me laugh everyday!
this is the only blog that I religiuosly check like five hundred times a day!
"Just get mega drunk, yell at your family members for not understanding you and then pass out in front of the TV. "
We don't do thanksgiving over here but this is pretty much what i had planned anyway, probably won't be fighting with family members.. my mum will get pissed with me & we'll have piggyback races.
Wo0t!
MK, thanks for inadvertently being my therapist & making my hangovers funfuntimes. Don't ever change hobagslutface xxxxxxxxoooooo!
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:42pm.
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Angel, turn that chicken into a pot of soup!
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EXZACHERY EFRON, hunny!
PS. Good thinking with that Lysol;)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
thirteenangels@live.com
gurl u got me so horny im ready to bust
fartin so hard i blew a hole in ur mattruss
oops i shit while i farted, it is kinda bloody
gurl gimmie dat child support money
i looked at ur dog and said lick my ass
i smacked that bitch and fartedin her face
69 you hoe, fuck ya shit
i got lovely tits with da pancake nips
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
MK-- I'm thankful for you and all your tomfoolery. You're a true hot slut and my hero.
Grey Goose and Bong Hits!!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:42pm.
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Angel, turn that chicken into a pot of soup! Yeowza! Take care of yourself, Lady. **hugs you then turns her back to spray down with some lysol*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
MK you forgot to ship the Detroit Lions some lube for the fisting they are getting. Ouch ouch ouch!
Yay Lions SUCK! 41/10 with 12 minutes left. That's like a half of school semester in real time. I'm bored, off to the Puppeh Cam.....heavens they are big now....
Ford
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:26pm.
Angel_i, I think we're all mostly in and out..In between peeling and mashing taters, making gravy and gnoshing on all the cru de tet.
Glad you are feeling better tho! xoxoxo
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Better...? More like "different". I got hacking coughing ache so I can't rest part now....ok, it's better - I just hate this part.
I'm making a chicken for dinner! It's not turkey but, wow, I can't remember the last time a whole chicken came over for dinner here;p
And we're having rice cuz these freaks don't like potatoes. And cookies and apples cuz I don't bake=) I can't concentrate on anything but housework so I figured I may as well, in honour of "my American friends" who, btw, puzzle my IRL friends to no end - how I came to have all these American friends (and other foreign friends) who are saying funny things all the time;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
thirteenangels@live.com
Feel better, Ford. It sucks to be sick period, but worse on a holiday. At least you get out of doing all of the cooking and dishes!
God, my dogs are drooling, smelling the turkey.
Today is their fav day besides christmas. I always feed them till their little bellies are about to pop.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Thanks TITS,
My little nieces and nephews gave me this shit. They are sick, for what...2 days? I've been sick with a temp that refuses to break with Tylenol and Motrin
(mega doses) for 8 fucking days. Gave up yesterday and got admitted.
I plan to tear it up as soon as they spring me from here.
The only clear liquid I want is a lemonaide vodka slushy lol.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Angel_i, I think we're all mostly in and out..In between peeling and mashing taters, making gravy and gnoshing on all the cru de tet.
Glad you are feeling better tho! xoxoxo
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Booms - if you're alone at work, go through their drawers. That's always fun AND rewarding.
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Oh no you din't!!