Happy Thanksgiving, Sluts!
Before you get too wasted to make out the words on the screen, I want to wish all of you whores a very Happy Thanksgiving(and receiving) Day. Yes, it's an American holiday, but everyone can celebrate. It's easy! Just get mega drunk, yell at your family members for not understanding you and then pass out in front of the TV. After you black out for a few hours, wake up at 3am, eat cold stuffing which has been sitting out on the kitchen counter and then make yourself another cocktail with Martinelli's from the kid's table and gin (the vodka will probably be all gone). See, anyone can do it!
I also want to take a little time out to give thanks to the most 5 most important things in my life this year:
Chicken Cutlets - Without her, I wouldn't get my daily allowance of poultry and cheese.
The Empress of Lucite - Without her, I wouldn't know what true glamour really is.
Rojo Caliente - Without her, I wouldn't know what natural beauty looks like.
The Puppy Cam - Without them, I wouldn't know how to love.
And all of you whores!!! - Awww. I know. Let's all uncomfortably hug while giving each other the side-eye. I will drink a few bottles of Asti Spumante in your honor tonight!
Happy Booze and Barf day everyone!!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:20pm.
Happy T-Day back atcha, Nitty!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Im thankful hubby has a liquor store...Happy Turkey Day all of you whores! Have a Skyy Holiday! WOOT!!
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 3:17pm.
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And to you, TV, a Happy Cranksgiving, indeed. *Muah with a little pumpkin pie flavoring*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
A basketful of pussy! Christmas came early! So did I!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
O look! Y'all popped in! Now I'm sniffling!
(not from my cold - that part passed already)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
thirteenangels@live.com
Happy Thanksgiving to MK and all the DListed ho's.Every time I read DListed I laugh so hard and it just makes my day.Love You!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:55pm.
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Ford, if the nurse is hwat, don't forget to ask for a sponge bath. Feel better soon, funny pants!!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Happy Thanksgiving MK! You make my day, week, month, basically my life> xo
Hey Ford - sorry to hear about your pneumonia. Are you making plans of what you're going to do to reward yourself once you're all better?
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Oh no you din't!!
Mazel Tov IMSU!
Raising that child right, already I see.
Ford-->who wished she had a mom who would have been cool enough to read Dlisted.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
*kiss* *kiss* and a big *SWAT* on the ass for that sassy slut MK.
If you only knew how many times I'm reading thru Dlisted during my the numerous doctor's office visits. It keeps me fucking sane. I don't have to read Golf World from 1998 or Parenting (shudder)
My TG will be spent getting green jello/various clear liquids and antibiotics for my pneumonia. Hospitals blow. Have fun fighting with Aunt Madge/cousin Edgar/ and that creepy old person that smells like Bengay/Old Spice and urine. It seems like every family has one.
Ford
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Happy Fucksreceiving.
Ditto what Nitty said. Love you MK. ♥
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Woah, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? ~C. Montgomery Burns
Happy Thanksgiving to all you sluts! I'll be sure to raise one of my many glasses to you all (and to you MK) tonight!
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Dlisted sluts and manwhores.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:43pm.
*sniffling*
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How many times have I told you not to snort the gilblets?!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:32pm.
@ Farrah and Angel - I think there should be a symbolic place setting at the kiddies card table for all us furriners.
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That's cool. Kids are more funnier than adults on the holidays, anyhow;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:45pm
I might just be a bit crabby because all my family's on the east coast and is together but I'm stuck here in ND because I started a new job not too long ago and all leave for the holidays has been claimed. :(
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Booms - i'm personally only surprised these days when people don't lie.
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Oh no you din't!!
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:33pm.
Ode to Michael K.
*sniffling*
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
how dare you mk, you forgot "basement baby" and the housewives of atlanta especially kim's wig. WTF? you are already drunk. LOL
Gobble-gobble, bishes!
Happy Thanksgiving Dlisted!
You rock.
The parade was dull, the dogshow was cute and the Titans are ass-raping detroit on live tv.
What more could one ask for?
Oh yeah... pass the vodka!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Happy thanksgiving to all!
I'm Thankful for dlisted and specially thankful for you MK!!!!!
Have a good One!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Ok, this is totally off the subject, but does it bother anyone else about how all these celebrities deny for days they're messing around while they're married and as soon as their marriage is over they hook up with the person they were "just friends" with? I just read somewhere that now Madonna and A-Rod are officially together, and it disgusts me.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Ode to Michael K.
We’re thankful for the clever words that you always say,
And appreciate the naughty posts about your being gay.
Your bits about your no-no hole, always give us thrills,
So grateful words like “nalgas,” pay your dildo bills.
For being here each day, and regaling us with smut,
We give thanks to you, MK, The World’s Hottest Slut.
@ Farrah and Angel - I think there should be a symbolic place setting at the kiddies card table for all us furriners.
Just occurred to me that I have sweet potatoes, brown sugar, butter AND some pecans in my kitchen.... oh and graham crumbs too! I may have to make a pie. Only powdered skim milk though. hmmm.
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Oh no you din't!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:39pm.
x mas tree already???
===Hell yes! I'd leave it up all year round if I had the room.
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oh good grief.
I'll have to check out living room windows for trees on my nightly bike ride tonight.
Will report back later as events warrant.
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Oh no you din't!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:14pm.
Awww, my foreign Ho's....
Happy Thursday?
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always a sweetheart. I'll just close my eyes and picture myself there... i think i can even smell the PURPLE DRANK!
if PURPLE DRANK ain't involved, it's not a celebration, bitches!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:13pm.
As soon as she becomes angry and mad at the world, grab her ass, hop on a plane and come on over. We'll just let her slam a bedroom door while she screams "I HATE YOU!!!". Then we'll relax by the pool sipping on margaritas.
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DEAL=)
And thanks, L_A, for the sensory blogging. Now, if y'all could come over to my house and set that up, I'd be much obliged! It's just a grey old Thursday here and I'm trying not to cough up a lung~blech!~
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
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The puppies have a big stuffed turkey in their play pen. (stuffed with poly, not tasty bread)
edit - the way they're going at it you'd think it had been dipped in gravy!
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Oh no you din't!!
MK you are awesome. I'm thankful for your silliness. You are so funny. Have a great thanksgiving. Don't get too drunk. You gotta have those turkey/stuffing/cranberry sauce sandwiches in the morning.
Awww, my foreign Ho's....
Happy Thursday?
Well, so you can feel like you're here, Turkey is in oven, the Junk Food buffet is being annihilated, Football is on, I don't watch but it's funny to hear the guys complaining and pretending they know more than the professionals and I am still in pajama bottoms and a cozy sweater.
Of course there's BEER and booze, duh.
Later we will be watching "The Departed" and "Gone Baby Gone" and will be speaking a faux Bostonian accenteries.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 2:07pm.
@Farrah!
I can't WAIT til she's a bitter teenager and we can go to Costa Rica or some such for the holidays and just hang by the pool;p
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DEAL. It's good that you "sacrifice" for the sake of your daughter, it's important that she knows where she comes from and who she can always trust.
As soon as she becomes angry and mad at the world, grab her ass, hop on a plane and come on over. We'll just let her slam a bedroom door while she screams "I HATE YOU!!!". Then we'll relax by the pool sipping on margaritas.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
@Farrah!
I WISH! I'm so ALL about escaping the cycle now and then and I've been dying to get away like that forEVAH! Somewhere warm and simple and I'm ALL alone (because being so far away is the ONLY way to get out those things)... But I can't seem to make my kid believe that could be fun too. So I'm stuck. I can't WAIT til she's a bitter teenager and we can go to Costa Rica or some such for the holidays and just hang by the pool;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Send me pictures, bitches!
This vid ain't gwan make itself!
thirteenangels@live.com
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:54pm.
I'M SO SAD WITHOUT YOU ALL!
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*sigh*
you can't imagine how sad i am.
Not only all you sluts are celebrating and gathering with the family, it doesn't matter how much they can annoy us sometimes, there's no place like home..
And i'm not home (the home where the heart is)
And i'm by myself. It's sunny and nice, and i live in a country that doesn't celebrate, but still..
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Close your eyes, clear your heart...cut the cord.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:54pm.
LOST MK FOOTAGE!
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hahahah, you got me there!
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*wink* I'm good like that;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Happy Thanksgiving you fucking sluts & whorebags!! i love all of you!!!!!
hope the day is full of drinking, overeating & fightin' fun with your jerky, ungrateful family!!!! i know i will!
especially you, MK, i hope your family realizes how fucking goofy and drunk you are. :)
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 1:54pm.
LOST MK FOOTAGE!
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hahahah, you got me there!
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Close your eyes, clear your heart....cut the cord.
The Cookie
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com
Michael -- I totally heart you!
XOXO!!
LOST MK FOOTAGE!
Or so says Melissa on is MySpace comments!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9m7Wq_FKt0
I'M SO SAD WITHOUT YOU ALL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Happy Thanksgiving to all you hot sluts out there, especially to that hot piece,MK!
"I hate to see a slut fail"- Michael K
I give thanks for you MK, without your Dlisted commentary and all of the Dlisted sluts remarks, life would truly be dull ... oh, and I also give thanks for Spaghetti Cat.
Happy Thanksgiving! In honour of your holiday I share with you a chant I made up with my daughterly type the other night after a lecture (because, as you must know, I am the lecturing type;p):
Gratitude not attitude!
When you're talkin' to your mama - it's
Gratitude not attitude!
When you're tryna solve a problem - it's
Gratitude not attitude!
When you're thinkin' bout your chores - it's
Gratitude not attitude!
Gratitude not attitude!
Gratitude not attitude!
There's a dance that goes with it but it's secret.
I am also grateful that this lady in my avvie (from Criminal Minds) didn't sue and decided to just go with it!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
awww, now i´m sad. we don´t have thanksgiving, here, in brazil. i´m thankful, anyways. lol
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Happy Turkey day bitches!
I went and bought a 1.5 litre bottle of vodka today and now apparently I have an excuse to fake celebrate and drink it all. Bless your American holidays!!
Oh, shit.. how much have I had? Happy THANKSGIVING, lol. <3
Michael C.
Mississippi State, MS
Happy Birthday boo!
Michael C.
Mississippi State, MS