Happy Thanksgiving, Sluts!
Before you get too wasted to make out the words on the screen, I want to wish all of you whores a very Happy Thanksgiving(and receiving) Day. Yes, it's an American holiday, but everyone can celebrate. It's easy! Just get mega drunk, yell at your family members for not understanding you and then pass out in front of the TV. After you black out for a few hours, wake up at 3am, eat cold stuffing which has been sitting out on the kitchen counter and then make yourself another cocktail with Martinelli's from the kid's table and gin (the vodka will probably be all gone). See, anyone can do it!
I also want to take a little time out to give thanks to the most 5 most important things in my life this year:
Chicken Cutlets - Without her, I wouldn't get my daily allowance of poultry and cheese.
The Empress of Lucite - Without her, I wouldn't know what true glamour really is.
Rojo Caliente - Without her, I wouldn't know what natural beauty looks like.
The Puppy Cam - Without them, I wouldn't know how to love.
And all of you whores!!! - Awww. I know. Let's all uncomfortably hug while giving each other the side-eye. I will drink a few bottles of Asti Spumante in your honor tonight!
Happy Booze and Barf day everyone!!
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"Let's all uncomfortably hug while giving each other the side-eye."
haha that just about sums it up.
Happy TG MK you funny whore.
Mr. K,
It's disturbing how you've calculated my every thankstaking move.
chin chin people.
Have a great day, everyone! Thanks to MK and the many Dlisters out there for making me laugh every day!
I would like to be more grateful but I must admit I am kinda sad that ISMU is not busily preparing her live baby cam. *sigh*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Happy Thanksgiving MK!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:37pm.
Farrah, I am have a TRUE Thanksgiving. I am going to my friend's house (she is Native American Indian). We are having Indian Corn Soup with beef and Fry Bread. After we eat, I am going to rob her house.....:)
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LOL! Like MizRo said: Just keepin' real, hunny, just keepin it real.:P
♥ ThreadKilla!
Get into the spirit of giving!:
Send me your arm pillows, cholas and crotchfruit!
thirteenangels@live.com
Hello Sluts, wishing everyone a very happy Turkey Day. xoxox
PSL: funny... just leave beads behind. Wampum, indeed!
Love the fact that you and your friend are keeping it real!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy laundry doing PSL...
heehee you guys!
Ok, I am off to go do laundry at teh house I used to work at...I love still having keys!
(they are glad I will be there, and know that I am there- I'm noy breaking in)
see ya in a few hours...
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"Oh God I want to make out with you, but I am a retired scumbag"
-RR
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:39pm.
x mas tree already???
===Hell yes! I'd leave it up all year round if I had the room.
Big Lots has fiber optic pink, purple, or blue mini trees and I am putting a pink one in my kid's room. They are only like 15 bucks. My odd kid asked about them the last time we were there. Of course I might consider a feather boa tree for the living room. I need to keep it chic for guests. ;)
Anyways I send luvs and hugs to you all. Peace.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:37pm.
After we eat, I am going to rob her house.....:)
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just rob ALL the neighborhood! everybody's gonna be either passed out from eating, fighting, etc.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:37pm.
Hahaha. I'm basting the turkey presently and just realized that I'm a masterbaster.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:33pm.
I started assembling my xmas tree yesterday and I can only find HALF the branches! Time for a new trashy fibre-optic. I think blue
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x mas tree already???
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Farrah, I am have a TRUE Thanksgiving. I am going to my friend's house (she is Native American Indian). We are having Indian Corn Soup with beef and Fry Bread. After we eat, I am going to rob her house.....:)
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"Oh God I want to make out with you, but I am a retired scumbag"
-RR
Many warm wishes and much love and peace on this day of gratitude and appreciation for all we have.
*muah*
Miz
Happy Thanksgiving!! BTW, I think those PUPPIES(!!!) look already drunk and are passing out :P
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
I am thankful for the Jack that I will be consuming before taking my boy to meet the extended family. And for the friend who is giving me an escape call in case things start to suck.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
I started assembling my xmas tree yesterday and I can only find HALF the branches! Time for a new trashy fibre-optic. I think blue...
ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:28pm.
Zomay, I bought a prelit mini tree from Michael's that was made of white feathers. It's like christmas in a whorehouse!
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Haaahaaahaaahaaa, now that's Christmas! :)
Before boozing don't forget to wear your Paris Hilton repellent kit!: garlic necklace, a Holy-water gun and shower in Lysol, that'll give you, if anything, a small chance to stumble for help.
EastEndGirl on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 12:27pm.
zomay,
Pink? Wow, klassy! Can I spend Christmas at your house?
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I already consider you family. Stop by anytime.
Zomay, I bought a prelit mini tree from Michael's that was made of white feathers. It's like christmas in a whorehouse!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
zomay,
Pink? Wow, klassy! Can I spend Christmas at your house?
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
happy thanxgiving MK and all you sluts!!!
enjoy ur turkey and booze! *hugs*
I am thankful for Michael K. You help me get through my day!
Michael K, and all Dlisted whorez, Happy Thanksgiving. I made 6 pies and you all are welcome. Afterwards I'm headed out to Kmart or Big Lots aka Pic N Save to get a pink Christmas Tree. Only the best.
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Me thinks the american dlisters are busy boozing, decorating, stuffing, eating, fighting, fucking...
I'm sick as a dog with no turkey to eat or cranberries or anything but wishing you all a grateful Thanksgiving! All the best to MK who is a doll!
That was sweet, MK. Happy Thanksgiving to all the hot sluts on this site.
Michael,
If I weren't a straight, married, woman, (we have three strikes against our love), I'd hunt you down and love you UP baby. Your humor and wicked look at life, brings happiness into my life!
I love you bitch!
Happy Turkey Day sweetie!
Kissymama and family...
Aww Happy Thanksgiving to you MK and to all the american Dlisters!
Happy TG all the pretty ones.
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm from a thanksgivingless country, but I feel very grateful today: I got the internship I was soooo hoping for!! YAY
Thank you MK for filling my every morning with laughter and amazement!
It gives me the strength to endure all the irritations of the day and keep things in perspective. College may be tough sometimes but...strolling down Robertson Bvd and posing with inanimate objects is too!
Holy slut on a stick! And here I thought I was the only person who loved the cheap, sweet taste of Asti like the rest of the gutter rats!
Fuck Moet, Fuck Cristal
The best bubbly in the world costs $12.95 at Winn Dixie.
You bitches better believe it!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Eat lots of delicious turkey and be safe!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Happy Turkey day to all the lovely Yanks!
Cheers MK, I'll have a cranberry cocktail for you tomorrow.
ISMU,
Congrats. I bid $5.35 (Canadian) for the exclusive rights to the pics.
Happy American Thanksgiving all.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 11:46am.
I am extremely thankful for that.
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you should be thankful you got to see James Haven!
have a great day, don't eat too much, you fat ass, lol!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Happy Thanksgiving MK and all you turkey whorez!!
Have a great freaking day!!!
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody! I'm thankful for my home, my job, the food in my belly, my health, and my loved ones (including my pup).
I'm so glad I found this website; MK and all the commentary are an absolute riot. Be safe, everyone!!
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
Holy Shit! GREEN ACRES was here?!
wow! It is a Holiday!
Happy Day to everyone! Be thankful for what you have- focus on the positive. At least none of us are Lindsay, Britney or Paris.
I am extremely thankful for that.
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"Oh God I want to make out with you, but I am a retired scumbag"
-RR
Happy Thanksgiving to you, Michael K and all the DListed bitches. Enjoy your drunk assess by watching the dog show. I know I will!
Happy Thanksgiving M.K. - The Grand Slut Poobah!!
Thanks for giving us the opportunity to keep it real. Thanks for showing us picshurs of Peen in various sizes and mobility. Thanks for NOT CALLING ME YOU BASTARD!!! Okay I digress, that wasn't for you..bad day....
Watch the hug....might give me internet herp!
(((((((((HUGS)))))))))) M.K. You are the apple pie to my ice cream!
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I am just thankful for another day to try all over again....
Now I see why my Thanksgivings have been so fecking heartwarming and meaningful, not enough booze! Time to start doing things right!
Awww, MK. Such a sweet boy.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Woops! forgot the actual comment. Thanks for the sweet well wishes Michael K!! HappyThanksgiving to You and D-listed and all the readers!!! I feel closer to you all than any of my family. To me you are all Hot Sluts each and every day!!!
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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass! ~ Maya Angelou
Everybody raise a glass... raise it up the Master's ass!