The Sanctity Of Marriage Is Alive And Well
This week, two dick bags were on the cover of UsWeekly proclaiming that they eloped in Mexico! We all dry heaved and knew it was probably as fake as...well...as everything about their asses (and tits). The fake wedding ceremony wasn't legal, because Twit and Twat never got a marriage license. Didn't think they ever did. Last time I checked, it was not legal for a used tampon and a special needs pony to get married.
It just warms my no-heart to know that the gays can't get married, but these two colostomy bags can use marriage to cash in and get a cover of UsWeekly! America is truly the land of opportunity! Oh and in addition to that cover of UsWeekly, their fake wedding and fake honeymoon will be featured in the fake reality show "The Hills."
Spencer admitted that they aren't really married, "Like other elopements that happen outside the country, we'll take care of the legal details when we get home."
Wait. They're still in Mexico? QUICK! Close our borders to tampons with fleshy beards and special needs ponies with Tupperware titties! Better yet, somebody needs to pull a "Brokedown Palace" and slip a "mysterious package" into Heidi's purse and then anonymously alert the Mexican authorities. I would love to see the "Heidi & Spencer rot in a Mexican jail cell" photo shoot.
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He's a talentless raging 'Mo, and she's a horse-face no-talent with fake cans. It's a marriage made in Heaven.
I'm SURE they'll be celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. *snicker*
will someone please explain to me why this show is even on the air? i seriously dont get it. it makes me want to rip my hair out. im so sick of seeing their expressionless painted on faces during commercials. they all need to take a lesson from the gosselins on what reality tv is.
First............two people who love each other, but happen to be the same sex can't get married because it would be a "unholy union'. But these two idiots can get "fake married" and it's CELEBRATED???? What did I miss?
Second, people bitch about pro wrestling being "fake". Hello............. what the Hell is that crap these two star on? A "scripted" reality show? Sounds like the same thing. Too bad reality tv worlds can't meet because I would love to see Tommy Dreamer and his REAL wife Beula kick Spencer and Heidi's ass' all over LA!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
The look in her eyes is like the guy who gets put in a gorrila suit after he is raped by the "real" gorrila in Trading Places.
I love that movie!
Is she related to John Kerry? Damn she has a long ass face.
I certainly expect them to go back to the country that spawned them.
Meh... don't care and I am pretty sure nobody else does. So that's a pretty suitable marriage gift for these two: indifference.
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I hope those twats drank the water. Ugh.
awwwww, isn't that sweet?
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The photographer must hate them too to let a photo go by with food all up in his teeth.Yuck!
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Their wedding is as authentic as that taco is authenticly Mexican.
Werd.
Hey socky! how did the dinner go. Did you shoot soup out of your nose?
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Oh no you din't!!
I hope these two fake twats do not want to have some fake kids.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Vermin.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Omg that photo's disgusting... i don't want to see food in spencer pratt's teeth.
OMG! I loved, loved, loved 'Brokedown Palace.' Learned a lot from that movie, including how to smuggle small stuff in bras! Genius!
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I have never seen this show and I don't think I've missed anything. But these people are natural born d-bags! Fake as hell! They annoy me, even on pictures.
Colostomy bags, oh shit, I'm down with the worst cold and when I read that I laughed for the first time in 3 weeks and went into bronchial spasm coughing but it was worth it. Thanks MK for making me laugh I needed that.
ewwwwwwwwwww twat has gunk in his teeth. Twit needs a big cock shoved down her fugly throat. These two repulse me.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 9:15am.
Did either of them fake it during their fake-wedding night? Do they get to keep the fake-wedding gifts?
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Oooooh remember the duggar wedding post? I wonder where these two twats are registered?
That I would LOVE to see.
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Oh no you din't!!
Sweet buttered fuck, I'd like to retroactively abort these two assholes.
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Hey Tweedledee and Tweedledum: Thanks for ruining Taco Bell for me, you fucks.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I don't understand how anyone can get turned on by this Spencer guy. Can you imagine having sex with him? Eew.
<<"Meanwhile, Hills executive producer Liz Gateley tells MTV News that the couple's married life and honeymoon will play a prominent part on The Hills' upcoming fifth season.
Cameras are still down in Mexico, where the two eloped last week, filming their honeymoon, she says.
"MTV is currently filming Heidi and Spencer in Mexico, as we were expecting to capture them on vacation," Gateley tells MTV News. "Fans will be able to see the exclusive footage from the ceremony in an upcoming episode, and we will continue to follow the newlyweds' relationship as it plays out in real life." ">>
You see, in order to kill the SpencieHeidi, you have to cut off it's head, or kill the lead vampire. Her name is Liz.
How dare they tarnish the magic that is Taco Bell like that?!
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So, people who voted yes to Prop 8 can accept the future marriage of somebody like these two twats as being legitimate but not Ellen and Portia?
Floss much, Spencer?
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 4:56am.
I've never even seen their show (only know of them from this site), but I still want to punch both of their faces. While wearing heavy rings.
LOL! Same here. They really inspire great loathing.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Fuck no!
Mexico digress!
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Where's the Guerilla when you need them???
Did either of them fake it during their fake-wedding night? Do they get to keep the fake-wedding gifts?
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Or we walked on the white shore. "Can the fishes see it's snowing?"
Can someone please tell Douche and Douchette that their 15 minutes of fame have expired? I swear, every time I see their horsey faces, I vomit in my mouth.
They are the embodiment of everything which is wrong with today’s society!
Still, if nothing else it’s entertainment I just can’t bare the fact that they clearly think they’re so special.
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Disgusting waste of space
LMFAO @ "special needs pony"!!
Heidi is practicing her porn star mouth position for when her 15 minutes are over.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Let's hope that the Border Patrol has been warned!
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I've never even seen their show (only know of them from this site), but I still want to punch both of their faces. While wearing heavy rings.
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