Brit Brit Is Back (In Vadge's Outfit)
Our little Cheetoling performed at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday wearing some shit she snatched from Vadge's dirty laundry (smells like nutsack blood). You know, I'm just not sure if Brit Brit's beef jerky area has what it takes to pull this shit off. It's no match for Vadge's roided-up crotch of destruction. Look at Vadge's nut breaker area, it's flexing like it's in the Mr. Universe competition. I'm gonna have to give this one to Vadge. Mostly, because if I don't, her iron vag will crush me into a million pieces.
Below is Brit Brit's performance of "Woomanizah" and she didn't fuck up! I mean, she memorized all the dance steps and I think she even mouthed every single word correctly! I'm so proud of her. And if you notice, she really tried to make her Lexapro eyes twinkle a little brighter. She did real fine! Daddy Spears better give her an extra bag of Cheetos and throw her a Frapp social as a reward!
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Submitted by LASux on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:03am.
You want a Frapp social?
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
Hey wait a minute MK. I have Lexapro eyes.
That's just pathetic.
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uggh! she's so vile and ordinary, dull and short with fat thighs and little or no imagination
put this retard out of her fucking misery already!
She looks good, but walking around the stage for 3 and a half minutes is not worth watching.
I remembered there was a video of her at a studio and she was dancing really well then. They should used some of those moves for the performance.
If she really wants to impress people, she needs to pull off a rendition of that "I'm a Slave 4 U" performance from the VMAs...
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 12:38am.
I'll settle for another umbrella assault.
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Britney's Dancing = Rhythmless Nation, Stiff as a board, Same old ass boyband moves, Cheerleader moves, Stripper-lite moves, Look at me rub my hands all over my body, Look at my hips & stomach.
Britbots call her a groudbreaking dancer???
ubmitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 10:52pm.
I LUV you MK, but Im so sick of the fucking
Cheeto stuff. Cant you find anything else? Is it just me?
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Baby, you're soooo not alone. Just popped in here to check out the gristle monster comments. But the Cheeto hick ho angle bores me now. Only way Cheeto ho would entertain me now is by going on another head-shaving-pap-fuckyfucky bender, maybe this time with a mass-pap-orgy at Times Square thrown in.
I LUV you MK, but Im so sick of the fucking
Cheeto stuff. Cant you find anything else? Is it just me?
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Look, I'm sorry, but comeback or not, if this whore doesn't shave her head soon and attack the paps with an umbrella...ella...ella...Then, I say throw the whore to the lions (cuz us tigers don't want that shit). I like my pank wig wearin', British accent speakin', bloody crotch havin' SHITNEY as produced by Sam Lufti...anything else and, well, no thanks...No TOILET BATS, no tiger...That's how I roll with some Shitney...
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wow, that was um, bad!!
Poor girl looks like she is being forced to "entertain". I wish they would just take her home to Louisianna for a long needed vacation.
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Submitted by yucko on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:30pm.
I don't get why everyone is hating on Britney so intensely.
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There are oh, so many reasons. Hard to know hwere to start. let's see - Putting out crapy "music" since '98/'99?
Caring more about getting drunk of her face then being a mommy?
Those "mommy mistakes"
So many things, so litte time...
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"Firstly, I think she looks a million times better in that facsimile than Madonna does."
Well she is 25 years younger than Madonna.
Shitney still looks way older than her age.
Madonna looked better at 27. I dread to think
what Shitney will look like at 50.
I think the top hat thing is because if the circus theme.She is supposed to be the ring master I guess?
She needs to dance faster but the bitch looks great.
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Submitted by yucko on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:30pm.
I don't get why everyone is hating on Britney so intensely.
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I guess angel is still under the weather. I was waiting for her to address this.
ahem.
cough cough.
she's a no talent brain dead fuck. there is a large number of performers who don't get nearly the number of breaks or amount of exposure this woman keeps getting.
she does not deserve anything she has, including fans.
totally talentless.
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I don't get why everyone is hating on Britney so intensely.
Firstly, I think she looks a million times better in that facsimile than Madonna does.
But the major point is that I have faith that Britney can dance relatively well, if not better. I think the problem is that whomever it is that helps orchestrate these performances is afraid of Britney potentially fucking up, so they give her very very few dance moves. I think they should challenge her more.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 5:05pm.
If her team wanted to be truly edgy they would have convinced her to name this CD Delusional. And hired PSF and JJF look a likes to travel with her for part of the promotional tour.
Brilliant! The tater tot look alikes would probably be more convincing than Shitney's phony, staged photo-ops with the real kids.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 4:57pm.
If her team wanted to be truly edgy they would have convinced her to name this CD Delusional. And hired PSF and JJF look a likes to travel with her for part of the promotional tour.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 4:08pm.
OOoooh! can the next one be called coma?
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I'd prefer "Posthumous Outtakes".
It's like the entire production, from the album art, videos, to the stage set, to the songs, was put together on the fly by high school drama students.
They should have included pics of her and Adnan, and Lutfi, and bare-assed with Paris Hilton, or leaving home on a gurney in the circus montage.
If there was a creative thinker in her camp, they would make her tabloid feats part of it.
But they're basically rehashing the shit she did in 2000, pretending she's still that hot young thing.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 4:27pm.
LOL!
In the background! The screen is a scary clown, an old pic of carnies, leading through to the freaks and then to Britney's pic last. WTF? LOL!
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when watching the clip I thought of Team Valtrex.
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She's looking good in the bod but I must agree with a certain ovine poster who said she clops around like a Clydesdale. That was really bad.
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LOL!
In the background! The screen is a scary clown, an old pic of carnies, leading through to the freaks and then to Britney's pic last. WTF? LOL!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 4:20pm.
Nitty - i dunno, i've seen some really nimble elephants.
whoever was responsible for that branding idea should be shot.
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LMAO. You've got a good point there.
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Who is buying this shit? Surely mothers aren't buying the CD for their daughters for Xmas...are they?
Nitty - i dunno, i've seen some really nimble elephants.
whoever was responsible for that branding idea should be shot.
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That was my favourite part, actually - I want to meet that computer guy...
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 4:08pm.
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It's totally obvious. She called it Circus because she stumbles around like Dumbo.
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EDIT: Tit's, "Circus" is her new "album".
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hehehehe I know. That's what makes it even funnier. What does the concept of 'womanizer' have to do with a circus?
Soooooo contrived and irrelevant. If you're going to name a album it should have some relevance to the songs.
i will admit that blackout and circus could relate to her mental health, but the songs? nah.
OOoooh! can the next one be called coma?
haha
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 3:53pm.
Yep. Lots of smoke and mirrors. I'm no Vadge fan, but at least the old mare has some pep in her step!
I notice that Shitney does nothing to engage her audience. A lot can be forgiven with a little personality. Fucked up out of her mind Judy Garland, and bloated and fucked up out of his mind Elvis could be kind of self-effacing. Even Amy Winehouse engages in chat with the audience, (even if it's mostly unintelligible).
I think it's because there's nobody THERE behind the slut-duds, weave, and make-up.
EDIT: Tit's, "Circus" is her new "album".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
WElllllll, I am glad she is still making bank to pay for JJ and SP's therapy.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
hahahaha. how come everyone is there just sitting. probably they were as shocked as we are to see she actually...semi performed??!! hehe.
Coma Caca!!
It's funny when an old bitch is showing a bit more skin than a crazy bitch.
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That show was chock a block full of distractions.
Lots of flashing lights and light panels.
Frenetic dancers.
Circus crap (how is that related to the song??)
Some person in a ball. *blink blink*
Some overly staged poses by the singer.
She used to be a energetic dancer, but that seems to be gone in favour of some powerful dominatrix stunt - that explains the madonna stink.
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OMG. How freaking boring. LMAO everyone was just sitting in the audience falling asleep. The only thing she has right is when she says "I got your crazy."
Rich and famous people suck.
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LMFAO at Lexapro eyes:P
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The other comments echo my thoughts...more excitement peeing in public restrooms without shoes on.
She looks great, but there was no excitement to divert from thinking how long that song really is!!
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Is it me or does Brit have a stache in her "Womanizer" video? The bitch looks beat.
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You know they glued that top hat to her fucking weave.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
what a boring performance.she can't sing, write or dance. she is so unorginal ,and she is always coping someone.How sad that se is wearing the exact same clothes as madonna. She hs no talent.
how could such a boring song be so successful?
So do you think she's actually been working out, or did she just double down on laxatives? She still looks sedated, and she's obviously lipsyching. Not impressed.