Brit Brit Is Back (In Vadge's Outfit)
Our little Cheetoling performed at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday wearing some shit she snatched from Vadge's dirty laundry (smells like nutsack blood). You know, I'm just not sure if Brit Brit's beef jerky area has what it takes to pull this shit off. It's no match for Vadge's roided-up crotch of destruction. Look at Vadge's nut breaker area, it's flexing like it's in the Mr. Universe competition. I'm gonna have to give this one to Vadge. Mostly, because if I don't, her iron vag will crush me into a million pieces.
Below is Brit Brit's performance of "Woomanizah" and she didn't fuck up! I mean, she memorized all the dance steps and I think she even mouthed every single word correctly! I'm so proud of her. And if you notice, she really tried to make her Lexapro eyes twinkle a little brighter. She did real fine! Daddy Spears better give her an extra bag of Cheetos and throw her a Frapp social as a reward!
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Stop hating people, from VMA to this??? For Britney it's an improvement. Baby steps people, baby steps..
Her body looks great btw!
People with semi-midget legs (looking at Britney & Hayden) should not wear shorts & boots. High heels would have make her legs look longer.
I hope she'll get it together and gets a little more freedom, cause right now she's a bird in a golden cage. Her record label probably refers to her as the MMM, the triple M (Money Making Machine)in emails. Crazy or not, just keep making the money ki-ching!
If Britney was a bird, what kind of bird would she be? Hmm, I wonder... I'm going to drink some Bacardi on that and let my drunk mind come up with something suitable.
It's 7.30 pm where I live (Netherlands), I had a rough week...my car broke down, fucked up week @ work and it's goddamn cold outside!
So my plan is quite simple, I'm going to get drunk as hell tonight..oh yeah.
What are you guys doing toninght?
This is the best she can do for an award show I dread to think what she'll do for the X Factor tomorrow night. *shudders*
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Oh yea, and walking around on stage doesn't = dancing! That's all she freaking does.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
This shit was the same as the VMA performance except she didn't look like a fat pig cuz her gut was covered up, and her weave was decent. WTF is wrong with her? if you don't want to be dancing and shaking that ass like you used to, WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP COMING OUT WITH CDs AND TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK?!?! If she's not gonna perform like she used to on command, then it's time for this show cow to make a trip to the slaughterhouse.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Vadge is fucking gross.
I wonder if the bitch takes hormones for menopause with her steroids? Guy Ritchie probably feels like he just got paroled.
Britney is like the special Olympics of studio manufactured pop music. It's not that great but when you consider the mind of the person doing it, she gets some credit.
This HAG needs to return to her trailer park and go die--at least take a shower and her medication.
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Re. the dancing. Why does Britney only have, like, 3 moves these days. Her routines are so tired and her performance so perfunctory. She's always been a crummy singer, but she used to at least be a good dancer...
I can't believe what a blatant rip-off the outfit is! Surely that's embarassing even for Team Spears?
God that was shockingly bad still - she's just going through the motions and clearly doesn't want to be there still. She didn't even dance! The rule is if you're gonna mime, better give us something to watch and do a good routine. If you're going to sing live then you're allowed to do more hand movements than dancing. You definitely aren't allowed to mime and not move either! Seriously that was only one step up from the VMAS. She still looks out of it, can't quite keep up with the choreography (she's clearly struggling to remember it the whole time) and blatantly doesn't want to be there. They only gave her hand moves and she was struggling to do them. She used to be a kick ass dancer who gave 100% to her stage performances (albeit while miming) but she would never have had a career on the strength of that number. She just doesn't want to do it any more, her heart isn't in it. This comeback is going nowhere.
It was an interesting blog that makes me astound ,I like those pictures,videos and anything...
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BTW, aren't these the same 'courage' awards as the one given to TommyGirl last year?? Bambi must be more pi$$ed then when his poor mother was shot. He should really send out his fellow Disney pimps to rough up the b!tches who came up with this effery.
And yes, I recognize the irony since Brit Brit is a former Disney ho :P
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i like it
WTF! She's got the moves of someone dancing with a full diaper!
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Sorry. I fell asleep about 30 secs in on that craptastic video. Shitney didn't have the good sense to catch on fire when she stepped thru the ring, so disappointment made me drowsy. Please tell me she died by the end of the song?
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ohh my gosh what a wonderful performance I was shock she dance very well ,well brit dont worry about your negative comment they are only insecure
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@ EvilShoe .
Did anyone notice that the audience seemed to be on life support along with the host?
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I noticed that too. They all looked bored and unhappy. Like they rather wanted to be home watching TV.
Sometimes there was some ho who won an award and the applause died down before he/she was on stage, which resulted into these akward pauses.
I bet she doesn't even know that the music she sampled came from a Fellini film. Her producers probably just slapped it in there. From La Strada...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LpiMa3L54s
I saw that prefromance live on tv yesterday. What a borefest. The audience thought so as well. I loved the fact that they gave Keanu Reeves and Meg whatsupwithherlips Ryan a standing ovation when they got their awards. While Britney got a "we clap because we have to" applause.
Well its nice to see Brit spent Thanksgiving having a nice quiet dinner with her two little boo boos, and giving thanks to daddy for "helping" her get "better" oh wait...
As far as the outfit, whatever BOTH Brit and Vadge don't have an original bone in their body. Vadge's whole career is based on copying people. Brit is just a stupid manufactured pop muppet thats been told what to do her entire life. Not a single independent thought.
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Is this another one of her "comebacks"?
All that's missing from this performance is dismembering it and stuffing it into a garbage bag.
Basically the same as her VMA performance except that this time she dehyrated herself, took a huge dump, changed costumes and is lip-synching a different manufactured techno-pop piece. Oh, and whatever substance she's on is her "medication."
Ugh, the dancing is too slow. I stopped after one minute in.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
How pathetic.
Is it just me or does she kinda look like she's wearing turkey feathers in that pic?
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Oh god, will someone just tell this bitch that her career is over?!
She can't dance, she can't sing, she doesn't write. She has not one brain cell. Puhleeze!
Get off the stage and put Vadge on. I saw her concert and Twatney can't beat her.
Twat Twat is just an over-the-hill, ex-child star who overstayed her welcome a long time ago.
Ten years ago my kid watched a Brit video and informed me, "Mom, she can't dance...she only moves her arms. Her feet don't move, so that's not dancing."
Poor BritBrit....all that's changed since then is 3 kilos of X tablets, six pounds of crystal meth and 500 million dopamine and serotonin receptors burned off. That look in her eyes isn't Celexa, it's burnout. Poor little wastoid, she doesn't have any "happy response" brain cells left. Bless her heart. Dad, get her off the stage.
first, her circus video preview has many christina aguilera resemblances, and now this performance screams madonna.
she looks kinda fine but a lot different than the roling stone cover person.
Kleidsdales don't clomp around half as much as she just did.
Was there a difference between this performance and the AMA's debacle?
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Ha! I love how only 4 people clapped when he introduced her. This bitch is on X Factor here in the UK tonight, but that's supposed to be live, so I'll tune in to see how that goes *snicker*
PSL, she definitely looks good, but Rolling Stone made it looks like she's got one of those caved in tummies. She also maybe should have had a C section scar or something, but I guess that's the magic of photoshop. Damn, everybody was right about using her body from 1998 for that pic.
beaker's bitch, I think she looks great, but if you see a bigger tummy, remember there isn't any Photoshop here to help...
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:12am.
I don't think this could feel more low energy if she'd been embalmed and someone was wheeling her around the stage on a hand truck.
hahahahaha. I don't want her to die, but maybe they could hit her with Thorazine.
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Gah! How the hell did she get Nino Rota involved in this mess??
Hmmm, say something nice.
Well, she did a good job making it sound like a CVS browsing song instead of the original on the radio.
Did anyone notice that the audience seemed to be on life support along with the host?
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She looks much better than a year ago but even if I found this song at all tolerable she just sleepwalks. I mean...I don't think this could feel more low energy if she'd been embalmed and someone was wheeling her around the stage on a hand truck.
Is it just me or does she look like she has a little bit more tummy than she did on the cover of Rolling Stone?
she looks great.
that is my something nice.
she stole Madonna;s costume, and doesn't even dance anymore. I am not impressed.
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But you never know where love is gonna go
Does anybody really know?
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Damn she put more effort into her Rite Aid shopping sprees. As batshit as she was, there was even a little sparkle in her eye as she got her shop on but there's nothing now. Totally dead eyeballs. Trying to fake responsibility does nothing for Unfitney. Let her run free Papa J!! CHOOO CHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! >CRASH<
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
are those holocaust victims being projected on the screen behind her
I liked Joel McHale's version much better.
"Exerciser, sanitizer, energizer"
It must be wonderful to have the bar set so low. As people said, she mostly marched around the stage, with the energy of the back-up dancers as a stark contrast to her lackluster "performance".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Trying to be Madonna, right down to dressing like her. The song sucks. The performance was lackluster. The audience didn't seem to be into it.
Albatross' verdict: FAIL.
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Ninety percent of the population could have given that lackluster "performance." What junk.
Her body looks good but I didnt see ANY energy at all.. In fact, during the chorus it seemed as if she was "dancing" too slow for the tempo.. The routine just didnt seem to jive with the music to me.. Also I hate to break it to Brit's Dad but touring during a recession/depression isnt going to help their coffers that much.. She might sell a lot of seats out of curiosity at first but once reviews and or video leaks, I doubt she will be able to sell that many.. Hope they choose small venues..
Submitted by kacky on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 9:16am.
All she's doing is walking, and she almost fell off her heels at least twice. I know people are going to say she looks a lot better, but I'd be willing to bet she's down to about 800 calories a day, which can't leaver her feeling very energetic.
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ITA. If you played this clip in a split screen with anything she did from 1998 - 2004, she would come off as completely robotic, listless, and dead-eyed. I'd imagine it's whatever meds she's on, though.
Paxil should agree to sponsor her comeback.
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I have, mercifully, avoided that song until now. I could only make it to 1:35. What a mess! She even sounds like Madonna to me.
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It all seemed a bit forced and safe. Not that I ever found her very dynamic on stage.
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