Friday, November 28th 2008

Brit Brit Is Back (In Vadge's Outfit)

Our little Cheetoling performed at the Bambi Awards in Germany yesterday wearing some shit she snatched from Vadge's dirty laundry (smells like nutsack blood). You know, I'm just not sure if Brit Brit's beef jerky area has what it takes to pull this shit off. It's no match for Vadge's roided-up crotch of destruction. Look at Vadge's nut breaker area, it's flexing like it's in the Mr. Universe competition. I'm gonna have to give this one to Vadge. Mostly, because if I don't, her iron vag will crush me into a million pieces.

Below is Brit Brit's performance of "Woomanizah" and she didn't fuck up! I mean, she memorized all the dance steps and I think she even mouthed every single word correctly! I'm so proud of her. And if you notice, she really tried to make her Lexapro eyes twinkle a little brighter. She did real fine! Daddy Spears better give her an extra bag of Cheetos and throw her a Frapp social as a reward!



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Cerette's picture

she did fine.... she's just warming up...

dustbunny's picture

There was close to no dancing being done by her.
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angel_i's picture

This shit is on ultra high rotation and it's making me SICK! There is not a store, cafe, or office I can walk into and NOT here this fucking song! I ALMOST liked it and now I just fucking hate it!

And I am SO not digging this elbow choreography.

Also, why do her sets always look like a recreation of Sodom and Gomorrah seconds before the fall now?

And ha! I like the end. Her eyes say: Did I do it? I did it! Yay me!

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ZiggyStardust's picture

That was sensational. I can hardly catch my breath after watching that performance.

The dancing was much more subdued than her previous routines, although none of the drama has been lost in translation. Note how powerfully she commanded the stage. She is the ringmaster. Control. Power. Wonder.

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She memorized every single word? You mean, "Womanizah, womanizah"?

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Kandykane's picture

I also want to make note of that grimace on Shitters' face at the end of that pointless travesty. Shitters is clearly still mentally unwell. She needs the money. That's all. Anyone who pays to go see this bint will get what they deserve - a sick woman on meds who is on 24/7 lockdown when she's not being policed by Daddy's ballbag. Great.

Kandykane's picture

As long as Daddy can keep taking his ballbag milk baths and make money off this talentless aging nutter he's gonna do it. I was horrified to see that Shitters did a "remake" (snickering) of the fabulous and talented Sia's "Breathe Me". I was fucking appalled. Note to shitty Shitters: Stick to your own fucking crap like slaaaaaaaaaaaaaave 4 uuu ... ... I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaave 4 uuuuuu ... ..... I'm a slaaaaaaaaaave 4 u I'm a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave 4 u ... somebody stop me. I hate this fucking broad and wish she'd go straight to porn already. Talentless whore.

All she's doing is walking, and she almost fell off her heels at least twice. I know people are going to say she looks a lot better, but I'd be willing to bet she's down to about 800 calories a day, which can't leaver her feeling very energetic.

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beegirl's picture

I am just gonna say what every good Southern Woman says:

Bless her heart!

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LisaRose's picture

I expected a lot more. This performance seemed only slightly more energetic than the 2007 VMA's. Too lackluster. Not much dancing involved - more walking than dancing. Hmmmm. :(

I also got a Madonna vibe when I saw her peformance. She looks damn hot though. I wish her well.

lizzieb's picture

She thinks she can dance. For the record, she's wildly mistaken.
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Trevor Sensible's picture

Oh look, someone with no talent immitating someone with no talent, that's new..
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jussayin's picture

recycled old ass tired "dance" moves

in her 20's and looks like she's 60.....sad

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BritneyisBatshit's picture

I laughed until I cried. She can't even lypsync her own songs! And her new name should be: Britdonna for she clearly wants to be Madonna!!! Too fucking funny - - Britney just go to Louisianna and be a shrimp farmer. Your life would be much better.

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cycloneb's picture

Did someone in the audience shoot the fucktard in the crotch with a red paint ball?

bpp85's picture

It was OK, and she was even singing parts of it live lol

msvee's picture

Basically, she just marched around on stage. She did look pretty good, though.

Anonymous101's picture

I got to admit Xtina at least rocked that outfit. These two, not so much.

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AnonyMuse's picture

I don't see what the big deal is. She just stands there while the dancers, well, dance around her ! She has no moves to perform while singing ! Oh yeah, she pushed one dancer. Good. I'm able to do that too.

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SkyIsGangsta's picture

I liked it. a lot. The bottom half of her costume is better cause at least they know when to cut it off. But yes Message in a Bottle--Golden Girls is totally better.

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Squash Posh's picture

that was ssoooo boring. you're done bitch!

even the germans, were like 'eh'...loves it!

MadameLollipop's picture

She did OK, but I don't think she into this shit anymore....

MK, You are simply the best!

Message In A Bottle's picture

*yaaaaaaaaaaaawns*
*goes back to watching Golden Girls*
basically my reaction just now watching this vid...she just has no passion, no fire in her performances...very cookie-cutter.

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