Friday, November 28th 2008

Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....

Which celebrity is acting like a real turkey this Thanksgiving? He and his wife, who are both actors, have been sparring lately over a variety of issues, the most serious being his getting a little too friendly with a co-star. The wife had hoped that a traditional Thanksgiving gathering would reawaken those feelings of love for her and their family. She prepared a huge Thanksgiving dinner, and will be hosting more than two dozen relatives, most of them his. However, at the last minute he has told her that he can’t get away from a project he is working on. It’s not true though. He is actually with a friend in Las Vegas. (Blind Gossip)

Foghorn Leghorn? Wait, he's a chicken creature, right? Okay, my guess is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

Which singer linked to a string of gorgeous ladies has fallen in love with another man and is about to come out as bisexual? (3am Girls)

This blind item is out of Britain, so I'm going to assume it's a boybander. Or maybe Robbie Williams. Pleeeease let it be Robbie Williams!

When a film comes out, the stars usually share the promotional duties. In the case of this film, however, Star 1 has been making the rounds of talk shows, while Star 2 has been conspicuously absent. While Star 2 is claiming that his absence is due to other work obligations, the truth is that the friction between the two was so bad on the set that Star 2 has completely washed his hands of anything to do with the film. Star 1 remains publicly upbeat and supportive of Star 2, but has privately told friends that Star 2 is “the biggest asshole on the planet,” and that the two will never, ever work together again. (Blind Gossip)

Easy! Reese Witherspoon & Vince Vaugh.

Which popular R&B singer is seriously considering coming out as a gay man on an upcoming TV show? It seems that the show’s producer and the singer’s ire over the whole Proposition 8 debacle have inspired him to come out of the closet in a very public way.We’ll see if he has the nerve to actually go through with it. (Blind Gossip)

Skat Kat? Or Ne-Yo?

Which celebrity couple has relinquished control of the family to their offspring? This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own decisions about education, food, clothing, travel, and activities. Before you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ projects and handling the money. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will result in more self-assured adult/s. However, right now it’s just the tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved. (Blind Gossip)

Duh. Maddox is the HBIC!

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Submitted by Apres Ski on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 5:57pm.
The last one is definitely the Joie-Pitts!!
I'm still waiting for the divorce papers from these two. She's Aquarius & he's Sagittarius . . .

Tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .

In order to divorce you have to be married. As they've collected 3 divorces between them I guess they've had the practice but they won't get married 'til everyone else can' The marriage vows being so important to both of them.

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I think the R&B singer is John Legend. I always get the gay vibe everytime I watch his videos. I can't explain it, it's probably because he's always making out with the ladies in his videos. Like he's trying to prove something, I don't know.

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The last one is definitely the Joie-Pitts!! They hide the nannies from being photographed in public so they want us to think they can handle it all by themselves! HA! 6 effin kids! I'm surprised Brad is still around. She had those kids so fast, I expected Brad to bolt after his own DNA was born!

The kids eat whatever they like at all the meals. They had so much trouble with them in the mornings, they just let the kids eat whatever . . . including each other! LOL!!

I'm still waiting for the divorce papers from these two. She's Aquarius & he's Sagittarius . . .

Tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .

Thanks Skybitch...I know the cartoon character, I just thought he named a "celebrity" that...like Crackie of Camden, Wonkie, etc

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I forgot who's Foghorn Leghorn?

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I hope number 1 isn't Ben and Jen although it probably is. He seems to be such a shit, a selfish 18 year old forever, kind of guy and she seems to be a really nice regular person.

Remember how when her kid locked her out of the car, she just stayed cool and talked her into unlocking it? That was so non-divaish. Most other Hollywood women would go crazy and play up to the paps for attention.

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It would warm the cockles of my cold, black heart if the R&B singer coming out of the closet was Usher.

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I'm curious to see how the Reese and Vince's film will do.

They've been earning quite a lot for their recent roles, but the movies have not enjoyed as much financial success. So who's the replacement for these two if they fail to justify their paychecks with this film?

Oh yeah... as for the other blinds... no clue ><

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1.Pitt and Jolie.I wish!
2.Russell Brand.I wish!
3.Witherspoon and Vaughn
4.Jermaine Dupree.:)
5.Sounds like a Sciento thing.I say the Travolta's

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Ew, Sean Penn makes told sense. bastardo.

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Hold the presses. What are the Courtney Cox Arquettes up to these days?

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I don't think it's Jen and Ben, because you all would be giving him the benefit of believing he is less boring (equates to normal in my world) than she is, which I refuse to believe.

As my good friend Forrest always says, boring is as boring does.

Mila is a young one and I just don't see Ben hitting it.

Give us another vowel.

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I don't think the last one is the Jolie-Pitts. If the kids were running the house, I'm sure they would stay in one place for at least 6 months!!! Since September those kids have been back and forth to the States three times!! No, those kids are definitely NOT running that family. They are spoiled to pieces but they don't run the show. I'm incline to agree that it's the Smiths. Both the boy and the girl are too grown for their own good and I can see them running that house.

I think number one might be Ben and Jen but I really hope not, especially with another baby coming soon. But, Benny loves Vegas and loves to gamble. When he was with JLo, he and her mother bonded over the crap tables!!! He has lost millions in Vegas and probably loved every minute of it.

Vince and Reece is a no brainer. Everybody is wondering where he is these days and why he's not with Reece promoting this dog of a movie. Reece is way too classy to get along with the greasy mess that is Vince Vaughn.

Have no idea who the singer is but I'm guessing John Legend. He dates beautiful woman after beautiful woman and word on the Black blogs is that he has a nice young man in his life.

1. Sean Penn
2. James Blunt
3. Jennifer Aniston & Owen Wilson
4. no idea
5. the jolie-pitts

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I think MK's guess of Ben affleck for the first item is probably spot on. His relationship with his wife appears strained, he loves Vegas and he is currently filming a movie with that little hottie, Mila Kunis, from That 70s show.

Number three is obviously Witherspoon and Vaughn and I like the Smiths for the last item, they seem like the kind of dumbass, feel-gooders that would let their brats run right over the top of them for the sake of their kid's self-esteem.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 3:20pm.

Last one is Will Smith's kids. That whole family are all jackasses. They also worship the Xenu.

#3 is definitely Reese and Vince. There were all sorts of reports that they hated each other on set.

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I'd love to know what he did.

He strikes me a a total pig and she is just SO uptight.

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I love number 1. People... aw who are we kidding .. WOMEN can be so fucking stupid. Put together some overly contrived forced festivities (with family no less) that you've been planning for ages (and bored your husband with all the painful ongoing details) and try to get your husband to attend in a futile attempt to have him see you as a member of his family and to have him appreciate all you've done for him.

I'd rather go bowling on a league night in Sudbury than put up with that kind of shit.

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Submitted by busybee on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 3:30pm.
Ben Affleck is filming a new movie with that little hottie Mila Kunis...

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She certainly has grown up to be a gorgeous woman!!! She was absolutely breathtakingly beautiful in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I don´t get why everybody is talking about Megan Fox as Angelina´s replacement as the number one hottie, Mila is ten times more hotter and her beauty doesn´t look as fake as Megan´s.
I however hope she has better taste in men than Ben Affleck... even her current boyfriend is more attractive.

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Ben Affleck is filming a new movie with that little hottie Mila Kunis...

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Last one is Will Smith's kids. That whole family are all jackasses. They also worship the Xenu.

#3 is definitely Reese and Vince. There were all sorts of reports that they hated each other on set.

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#1 is a married couple, so that eliminates brangelina, and the last one must be Tom and Katie, because I heard scientology believes in treating kids like adults, and when have brangelina ever put their kids most crucial needs, like staying put in one place and one school that brings them the true happiness a child deserves before their own selfish wants?
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1. Difficult
2. Joe Jonas
3. Reese but I can't blame her, I would hate Vince Vaughn too.
4.?
5. The Beckhams because I think TommyGirl keeps his kids on a leash.

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I think the last one is TomKat. There has been a huge amount of criticism over their handling of Suri and her clothing and her brattiness. The Brange impose limits. Both parents have spoken of disciplining the kids. TomKat being scientologists don't believe in saying no.

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Populair R&B singer coming out? Please let it be Ne-Yo. Excellent songwriter but too gay to function! That guy is sooo gay it hurts my eyes.

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I think the kid running things is Suri since Tom seems to have this whole idea of treating her like an adult even thought she's 2 & spoiling her to death.

Submitted by Keane on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 1:21pm.
The C Word - I actually think James Blunt is a really good guess.

The clincher is "You're Beautiful."

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The C Word - I actually think James Blunt is a really good guess. Robbie Williams hasn't actually been linked with a string of beautiful women, the only girlfriends he's ever had were Nicole Appleton, Guy Ritchie's ex and Rachel Hunter (and I think she was being paid) and they were all years ago. He's as gay as Tom Cruise is anyway. Blunt on the other hand is a really good guess as he's been linked with all the most beautiful women in the world and he has a very effeminate voice. Plus he went to public (American private) school, and in a recent interview joked about buggery. I think you've nailed it!

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#1. I thought Jen and Ben were getting divorced?
And she's pregnantized. And Skeletina doesn't cook and The Brad's family hates her.
#2. Sure, I guess MK's guess, I guess.
#3. Sounds like Reese and Vince but Jen A. and Owen have a film coming out too.
#4. Don't know, Kanye?
#5. Big DUH!

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MK, you pick the best blind item pictures.

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I thought #4 was John Legend

the last one has to be brangelina. those kids are going to be fucked up spoiled brats.

Submitted by olddrunk on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:28am.
Angie doesn't cook so #1 cannot be about the Pitt-Jolies. Jen Garner, however, has stated that she wants to be the new Martha Stewart. Learn from me, grasssmokers.

Jen seems desperate to hang onto Ben. I read that she built an in-house poker room so Ben could have the boys over. Most men play poker precisely because it lets them leave the house.

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Angie doesn't cook so #1 cannot be about the Pitt-Jolies. Jen Garner, however, has stated that she wants to be the new Martha Stewart. Learn from me, grasssmokers.

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I immediately thought "James Blunt" when I read #2, but Robbie is probably correct....

And the last one is most likely Will and Jada Smith...he said that was their approach to parenting in a recent interview.

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1--Probably the Afflecks but I hope it's the Pitts.

2--Ricky Martin(I know, what's he waiting for??)

3--Agreed, it's Reese & Vince.

4--I'll LMAO if it's Usher

5--Exactly...DUH.

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First one, Brad. Second one, No idea. Third, only movie I can think off is 4 Christmases, so that leaves Vince and Reese, which is too bad. They are both convincing in the movie even if their approaches to acting are different. Last, Tom Cruise.

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Last one is Suri , remenber they never tell her no because she is a strong woman. The same happen whit the other Xenu babies.

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Submitted by Twilight on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 10:23am.

I would think any list prominently featuring Paris Hilton would not be classified as a "string of gorgeous ladies." I don't think it's Robbie Williams either, though. Hmm...

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I actually think the spoiled kids are Will Smith's kids. Every interview I see of them, they appear to be brats and now the oldest is going to remake Karate Kid... a travesty!
I can see Usher coming out, isn't he married to a tranny?

I'm thinking #2 is actually Nick Carter......

Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 9:48am.

Hmmm. Maybe. They're going to be privileged but messed up, esply if mums and dad separate.

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I think #4 is Usher. I agree with MK about everythign else.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 9:42am.
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No. 5 sounds like the old Osbournes. It'd be great if it's the Pitt-Jolies, cuz then the kids will turn out to be complete, entertaining messes.

Do you know what? I'm shocking myself but I feel sorry for those kids. Maddox will be OK, possibly Zahara but Pax is already all kinds of fucked up and the bio kids fate is sealed. Blob and the Clomid twins are going to have their work cut out and that is without the next batch. Sigh, maybe someone will stage an intervention and put a stop to this circus.

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