It Was Supposed To Be Her Day Off!
Once again Tommy Girl broke a promise to Suri and dragged her out on her day off. Look at her! She's spent. She wanted to spend her Thanksgiving sipping barleytinis, watching "The Bad Girls" marathon, playing Canasta with the maids and planning her Spring wardrobe. She did not want to be out in NYC with Little Gay Crazy and his microwaved celery stalk of a wife. But of course since it was Thanksgiving, Tommy Girl had to make sure to get his "We're a Perfect American Family" photo-op.
Suri wasn't the only one who had to suffer through this fakery. Tommy dragged his "other" children, Isabella and Connor, out yesterday too. They both look like they would rather be playing racquetball against their mother's forehead than pretending to be a happy family with Tommy. And if that wasn't enough, the Becks family came along for the publicity tour.
They all went to the Big Apple Circus and followed it with a carriage ride through Central Park. You know, just two extremely private families doing extremely private things in the most private city in the world.
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Submitted by mamanurse on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:31am.
ITA. Suri is older than they say she is.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:58am.
Or do you have distinctive facial markings? And you a speciality sheep? You don't look fat and wooly like regular sheep...
Is it just a stereotype, then, that all Aussies know sheep "well"?
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Hey, someone ask a CO$sack how much they would charge to free Katie and Suri. If we all sent a buck they might let them ransom out. SP love!!!
Happy Black Friday, fuckers:
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:50am.
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They have carriage rides in Quebec City and it made me sad watching those horses just *plod along* as you said;
Wildly off topic: Are you wearing an apparatus on your face in that avie? Or do you have distinctive facial markings? And you a speciality sheep? You don't look fat and wooly like regular sheep...
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:46am.
horses (and plaid covered sheep) should be roaming free, frolicking in the fields.
The horses (blinkered) clomp dully thru the Park like Britney on stage. They look like plough horses to me.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:46am.
what's with the blanket? why is this child so frequently photographed wrapped up in a blanket?
Why, it's because if she's wrapped in a blanket, she's obviously a baby & the offspring of TG & Katebot. See how they did that? Damn, they're clever!
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what's with the blanket? why is this child so frequently photographed wrapped up in a blanket?
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:43am.
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I'm sure they would argue that they love the horses and treat them well. But IMO, horses (and plaid covered sheep) should be roaming free, frolicking in the fields.
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have a great day everyone...I am spending the day at a SPA.
ahhhhhh......bye!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 11:34am.
I just wanna set those horses free. What a life. They should be running around somewhere on a farm.
A lot of the drivers are FOB Ireland, with thick brogues. It's like they have a union shop or something.
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Thanks, GIG! I'm really surprised, after this perfect family outing, there aren't any dinner pix.
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dramaqueen365247, ha ha ha ha! "Thanksgiving is glib". Hilarious!
Are Connor and Isabella EVER allowed to visit their Mom? Or has she been labeled an SP (Suppressive Person)?
I just wanna set those horses free. What a life. They should be running around somewhere on a farm.
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How can Katie's eyes look so sad BEHIND SUNGLASSES? She and Suri both look anemic. Katie is gray colored.
Suri's whiteness could be marked up to having Chris Klein for a dad, he is a seriously melanin impaired human, but Katie's folks are normal colored and she is not anymore. Oh and Suri is at least 3 and a half, look at her teeth and hair for crying out loud, the baby blanket doesn't fool any mom or teacher for wilted celery stalk's sake.
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I'm just excited to see the exclusive Thanksgiving dinner pix. Katebot, her eyes glazed over & listless from too many meds & vodka; Tom, maniacally carving the turkey, all the while grinning & muttering how glib Thanksgiving is; Connor & Isabella sneaking sips from Katebot's glass as she nods off; & 5-year-old Suri prancing about in her girlie-girl dress, telling everyone exactly what to do ...
I'm sure the next issue of OK will be rife with the photos.
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I would pay to see Posh eat Thanksgiving dinner. I just imagine her sitting down to a large serving of fat free Cool Whip. She reminds me of Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby.
Gross. Gross. Gross.
Make them go away.
Hey anyone know about the whole Jay Z and Larry johnson being lovers thing? Or is this an old story?
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Everybody but Tom looks like their stoically enduring this experience, rather than enjoying it.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Connor and Isabella look like prisoners. Oh, yeah. They ARE.
But at least Dad's boyfriend David Miscavidge gave them the day of from their Sea-Org duties.
It would not surprise me in the least if TommyGirl told Suri that aliens dined with the settlers and the Native Americans at the first Thanksgiving feast in 1565.
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I hope SuriBot gets a Christmas bonus for all the work she's done this year. Either than or at least new microchip.
The 14th pic of Posh in the carriage is classic. Laden down with cheap-looking gold jewelry, she's trying not to get horse-hairs on her all-black ensemble.
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I feel bad for the older kids, they look so miserable:(
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Happy Black Friday, Sluts!
Another fine performance by Stepford Hag Katie and Suri-Bot.
The boys in the CO$ Robotics department will be getting an X-Mas bonus.
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As usual, Posh looks like she's coming down with a deadly case of constipation.
Tom looks crazy, Katie screams "Help" with her eyes, Beck looks gay...
But Connor is turning into a strapping young man!
Submitted by tinkuy on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 10:52am.
What's with the ring Isabella's wearing on her left hand? Is she married to Xenu?
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probably. tommy girl has her promised to some alien on planet fucktard. poor girl. anyone else notice her sideways look at stepford katie?
Thumbnail 2: Suri had a perfect opportunity to kick Tom right square in the nuts and make a run for it....but nooooooooo...
If Kubrick couldn't make Cruise the least bit sexy in "Eyes Wide Shut," some homemade sex tape of him and Katie boinking is not going to do it, either. He probably just wants to prove he can have carnal relations with a female.
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Katie is going to develop a serious case of TMJ if she keeps tensing her jaw like that. And thanks to MK I am seriously focused on spotting the lifts in every picture of Tommy Girl's feet now.
When, when, when can they (TC et al) go away??
And what is Tommyboy always so freaking happy about? Inquiring minds want to know.
I saw some pictures somewhere else where David Beckham is helping up a woman that got knocked down in the mayhem.
Didn't Tom go ON about how only Scientologists were qualified to 'help' people. Some story about a wreck, and 'I have to help because I am the only one who can help'
I like the Beckhams their kids are proof they are pretty normal people on the inside. On the other hand those kids of Nicole's and Tom's are exactly not even raised by either of them. So sad.
I'm soooo tired of SURI NEWS.
And that sex movie thingy is creepy (if its true).
What's with the ring Isabella's wearing on her left hand? Is she married to Xenu?
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:48am.
I have a feeling somene else has posted this but forgive me, it's worth repeating and FUCK!! what a prospect. Feast your eyes:
http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/464057-tom-cruise-wants-sextape
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He tries so hard to be relevant.....He is so over and over done...he is old....he WAS hot in the 80's...but younger and TALLER actors have replaced Troll Cruises' sorrry old ass.....He jumped the damn shark when he jumped on that sofa and head butted Matt Lauer......he will NEVER regain his youth....Love scene???? who wants to see his wrinkled nut sack??? (you don't count M.K.).....fuck!
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
These crazy coots are the answer to today's last blind item.
Some squirrels could make a feast off this nut collection right here.
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He doesn't even know how to hold the baby for crimmus sakes! He looks so uncomfortable...and when he reaches back to take Katie's hand, she looks ever so delighted wtf! Suri, always with a dress on jiminy fucking cricket, dress the kid appropriately...happy family outing my big fat ass hello! Would it kill posh to smile a bit..will her face crack off? wtf. ...staying tuned...
.....Katie only smiles (if that is what you call her snarl) when she has pictures taken with Troll Cruise.....it's part of her contract to act like she's all happy and shiz....one day the bubble will break on this fuckery and blow up all over....I just wanna see the spin they do then.....I CAN HARDLY WAIT....it WILL happen!!!!
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"NYC with Little Gay Crazy and his microwaved celery stalk of a wife."
UGH. The way he pimps out his family makes me wanna puke.
"Little Gay Crazy and his microwaved celery stalk of a wife" - brilliant!
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all the money in the world and their kids still look fug.
especially beckhams
fug as hell.
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Suri's a cute little girl, but this whole Tom/Katie business is boring at this point.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 8:48am.
I have a feeling somene else has posted this but forgive me, it's worth repeating and FUCK!! what a prospect. Feast your eyes:
http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/464057-tom-cruise-wants-sextape
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I'm sure he would have the same lack of chemistry as he did with Nicole during their love scenes in 'Eyes Wide Shut'. He is desperate to show how straight he is, and the ironic thing about doing that is how gay it makes him look.
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I HATE the way TG & Katebot hold hands -- fingers are never interlaced. It's the same way I hold my 5-year-old's hand when we're crossing the street or walking in a parking lot.
Wasn't worth it, was it Katie? Selling your soul to Xenu, I mean.
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It's understandable why Posh is pissed. She prolly ate two bites of turkey and can't get any privacy to go yak it back up.
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Notice how, basically, only Tom/Katie are smiling?
Why didn't katie go home to her parents anyway?