Friday, November 28th 2008

It Was Supposed To Be Her Day Off!

Once again Tommy Girl broke a promise to Suri and dragged her out on her day off. Look at her! She's spent. She wanted to spend her Thanksgiving sipping barleytinis, watching "The Bad Girls" marathon, playing Canasta with the maids and planning her Spring wardrobe. She did not want to be out in NYC with Little Gay Crazy and his microwaved celery stalk of a wife. But of course since it was Thanksgiving, Tommy Girl had to make sure to get his "We're a Perfect American Family" photo-op.

Suri wasn't the only one who had to suffer through this fakery. Tommy dragged his "other" children, Isabella and Connor, out yesterday too. They both look like they would rather be playing racquetball against their mother's forehead than pretending to be a happy family with Tommy. And if that wasn't enough, the Becks family came along for the publicity tour.

They all went to the Big Apple Circus and followed it with a carriage ride through Central Park. You know, just two extremely private families doing extremely private things in the most private city in the world.

Posted by: Michael K


MargeAggedon's picture

The only one who looks even vaguely amused by this fuckery is the little closeted gay elf in the lead.

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CRAZY's picture

The Becks look like there wish they were somewhere else, especially Posh!
Tom just looks crazy as ususal, Katie looks sick and Suri will need serious help when she's older!

"Whooah!"

Rosemary's picture

omg how pathetic they are! Stay home on thanksgiving you freaks!

The Fly's picture

Romeo looks a bit effete in these pics.

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MtlMama's picture

Anyone else think Vicky Beckham's accessories look like knock-offs?? The Chanel purse looks cheap cheap cheap!

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The Fly's picture

David's fiercely(!) plucked eyebrows and Posh's haircut make them look like characters in that elf kingdom videogame.

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That's Romeo, dammit!

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MtlMama's picture

Tommy boy is looking exactly like his mother in these pics.

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Tommy must be the one that wants to show her body. Look how he gives a back shot of her back skin. Can posh show them how to put on a scarf, mittens and a hat on Suri. Can Hermes do an exclusive line just to keep her warm.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

dollyface's picture

Looking through these pics, that McCartney tune was playing..."Simply having a wonderful Christmastime!"...looking a the glowing, joyful smiles on the Beckham family, it seemed to be written just for them! Happy Holidays, whores!

BelleBelle's picture

Total attention whores.

If they really wanted to have some family fun they have more than enough money to have a horse and carriage ride somewhere far more private.

Ridiculous.

It must be a total drain of energy to use all your time planning and scheming ways to always 'be in the spotlight'.

The Fly's picture

Yeah, Katie looks like death warmed over because, besides the fact that she's not wearing a tinfoil hat, Tom Cruise would require so much attention with his overenthusiasm and his "look at me" self-love and his constant happy happy joy joy attention-seeking ways. And Suri looks to have inherited his personality (DNA-injected in the lab of course!). So they're both draining the life out of her. Katie's just loving the "mad money" and the instant "fashion icon" status.

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Am's picture

Such publicity whores.

Tubereuse's picture

Why does Katie always look like death warmed over? Does it mean Tommygirl makes her service him? That would be enough to depress anyone.

Im a Princess's picture

huh...posh is carrying a coffee. i honestly dont think i have ever seen her carry any sort of food or beverage-other than a water bottle once. strange happenings. it's probably steamed water with lemon.
katie looks sad and pathetic...what ashame.

Mysmichelle's picture

Wow, what depressing pictures. The Becks seem pretty humilated for some reason, David has this look like why are we doing this. And Conner and Isabella are gonna spill the beans when they are of age. They hate Suri.....

And yes I agree something is seriously wrong with Katie. I hope she is not suffereing from some terminal disease and Tom won't let her get treatment. She was such a pretty happy person before now she is just sad.

lizzieb's picture

SORRY, I know I'd seen it somewhere. Dementia.

Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:27am.
Has anyone seen this?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2008/nov/26/tom-cruise-katie-hol...

ROFLPMSL etc etc.

What a fruitcake.

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lizzieb's picture

I have a feeling somene else has posted this but forgive me, it's worth repeating and FUCK!! what a prospect. Feast your eyes:

http://www.mtv.co.uk/channel/mtvuk/news/464057-tom-cruise-wants-sextape

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jazzfish_77's picture

She's wearing a coat!! Now there's something to celebrate.

Of course, it's probably just to cover her new GPS tracking device.

The C word's picture

Gotta echo previous posts….everyone looks miserable with the exception of the CO$ heir apparent.
One would think that they must have just watched ‘Valkyrie’, but supposedly that movie is a comedy so that can’t be it….

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Freak Speely's picture

Suri's just sick of this bullshit, and I hope those are her first words.

nickiquick's picture

look suri's wearing a coat!

Bella's picture

In the main pic it looks like Katie´s going gray, which wouldn´t be surprising...

sunryse's picture

Why does Princess Tommy always feel he has to act so damn happy? He is supposed to be an actor, and he overacts his life.

lizzieb's picture

Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:45am.
What is Katie wearing? Is she on shore leave?
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KittenKatinCanada's picture

What is Katie wearing? Is she on shore leave?
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woodhorse's picture

The Beckhams don't look too happy to be sitting in the back. And Becks knows that it should have been him to play Bond, James Bond.

lizzieb's picture

I am not a big fan of the Beckhams, and consider them less than terrific advertisements for the UK population. However, Becks was a fantastic footballer back in the day, she does seem to have something of a sense of humour and the boys look refreshingly normal. Tommy and the bots seen totally false, weird, scary and horribly compelling- like a car crash you don’t want to look yet you do. Whenever I see Katiebot I always feel like she is really suffering and that have that push- me-pull- you feel of wanting to laugh at the daft cow for signing up for this nonsense and actual fear for her mental health that makes that laugh die.
So well done Beckhams- hang around with these lot much longer and you’ll seem so normal we’ll have you back home.

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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 11/28/2008 - 7:21am.

cosign. if i had to deal with that giggling constantly grinning loon i'd have to be drinking or high all the time to stop myself from cracking up.

Ford_Prefect's picture

The collective IQ of the adults in that party, probably totals 20. Too bad a meteor didn't hit and take out the whole lot. The Higher Power let us down. MK are you eating off the turkey bones, scarfing the room temp dressing or licking the Cool Whip remains. What the hell is wrong with me 6 am and all ready reading Dlisted. Payday came and with it beer.

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Message In A Bottle's picture

The Becks actually seem like a somewhat normal family...as for Tommygirl, there is just some really wierd aura around his family looking at the pics...you can't help but be uncomfortable. Anyone else agree?

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Everybody in the pics looked bored to death apart from princess Tom.