Stop Me If You've Heard This Before: Wino Wants A Divorce
The Crackie of Camden is currently resting her crack hive at THE CLINIC in London after suffering a seizure due to a bad reaction from her medication. In crackie-talk that just means she had too much of the bad shit. While Wino is laid up in the hospital, she's reportedly talked to several lawyers about starting divorce proceedings.
Wino still hasn't visited her beloved Blaaaake since he left the chokey for rehab. She's apparently still pissed off at his ass for not telling her he was leaving prison. They fight constantly during phone conversations and now she's ready to cut him off completely.
I feel like we've heard this a zillion times before. Wino and Blaaaake get into a fight, she threatens to divorce him, the lawyer brings the papers over for her to sign and she decides she'd rather smoke up the documents than have them delivered to Blaaake. Then she calls him up, he says some sexy shit to get her back, she rubs the phone on her crackie bush and forgives him. History repeats itself over and over again with these two crackheads.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 1:36pm.
Well, you'd know about teefs! Hers were fine before the druggy bizness.
Thanks for your funny post last nite. You had signed off before I read it.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 2:03pm.
Hey Sandybitch - remember powdered pepsodent that came in a tin?
==Listen up, I remember the war rations! It's all the older gen spoke about when I was growing up (while they were soaking their false teefs).
Submitted by jussayin on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 2:02pm.
This lady at work has the yuckmouth and goddamn her teeth are black and her breath can blow you over.
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LOL. Hahahahaha. Love the term, "yuckmouth." There were plenty out in full effect during Black Friday, here in Connecticut... stank dragon "bruff" included.
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Oh, and next time Wino takes a rare bath, she needs to trot her left tittay down t' Tattoo shop. She needs the words "fucked off" put beneath "Blake's".
Hey Sandybitch - remember powdered pepsodent that came in a tin?
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 1:32pm.
Fuck all you haters, we may have problems here but at least we have access to modern dentistry.
...let me be honest and tell the truth....down South, the quality of da teefus is not on the highest scale either. This lady at work has the yuckmouth and goddamn her teeth are black and her breath can blow you over. And she LOOOOVES to interject herself in other peoples convos and talk all the time. I always wonder why she likes to talk to the back of my head. And how I can get a slingshot and aim a tic tac at her mouth hole.
I have seen green teef, blue teef, black teef, no teeth....all right here in the grand ole US of A! (why do I feel I just wrote a line in a Dr Suess book)
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
It's only been in the last 50 years that your average Brit has had a functioning bathroom. I'm a Brit. I lived with my grandparents who were born in 1910. They had no teeth and only took a bath (in freezing drafts) on a Sunday. Dentists were torture before Novocaine. I can still recall the smell of rubber/gas/oil of cloves/cauterized nerves! aaaeeeeeeaaeeii I WANT MY NANNA!
Anyway children, apparently we can thank the Yanks and their GI's for improving the dental hygiene of the masses. I just found this tidbit on a BBC history site...
"In 1873, toothpaste was first mass-produced. It was in a jar and it smelt good for the first time. In 1892, Dr. Washington Sheffield of Connecticut was the first to put toothpaste into a collapsible tube: Dr Sheffield's Creme Dentifrice. Sheffield's company was to become Colgate. Despite the manufacture and marketing of toothpaste being led by the Americans, they themselves did not become regular brushers until after World War II, when returning GIs brought the habit home from Europe."
Edumcation :)
A couple of important notes: She's got some serious tartar caked on them tooths. Imagine what her breath must smell like. I'd be willing to wager it's akin to jungle rot.
Also, for a raging crack head of Tyrone Biggums-esque proportions, she sure wears some nice looking bras at least. Just noting. Most crack bitches wear beat down bras, with the straps tied in a sloppy knot to hold their titties up or they don't wear one at all and let their flap jacks swing in the breeze as they go stomping down the road in a crack fit. Just saying. Hers are rather nice looking.
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She looks like a braying donkey lately.
Wino sure knows how to purtify herself before she gets her picture took, don't she?
I was stunned to see and old picture of Wino when she was actually quite PRETTY (can't vouch for the teef, cuz she wasn't flashin' the chompers, and not gonna fan the flames of the teef fight). I was shocked!
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After all her protesting and promoting her love for BLAAAAAKE, this is what it came to.
As far as I can see, she is getting exactly what she deserves and so is he.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bullshit, in my 39 years of living I have yet to meet a Brithole with nice teeth, even my ex had a fucked mouth until he came here to the good ole USA and got it fixed. Fuck all you haters, we may have problems here but at least we have access to modern dentistry.
Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Otter Pop on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 12:03pm.
I see the Brits still haven't discovered the miracle of modern dentistry
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how weird. My BF is Brit and he sparkling white teeth.
My granfather was from Scotland and he didn't drink.
I'm Jewish and i'm not cheap.
I'm also from South America and i don't clean pools.
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LOL! And I'm a tall, light-skinned Mexican American woman with no kids. That always makes my mom's friends scratch their heads.
I must admit though, I have known quite a few Brit ex-pats here in L.A. with horrible teefs.
Noooo, the puppies are leaving for their new homes next week-end! Mr. and Mrs. SFShiba are keeping one of the pups and will continue to broadcast. And Ustream is giving a webcam to each of the puppy's new owners. I don't wanna see one lone puppy-the puppies belong together forever, dammit!
Wino is worried Blaaaake will smoke her entire stash.
Clarisse,
Again, go crazy, cranberry sauce and lasagne are a match made in heaven.
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Submitted by bluejeanblues on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 12:51pm.
That and the fact that the sites are crawling with trojans to steal your identity. I hope no-one here goes there just to *look*.
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ALL you misc-named millionaire-date site promoters kindly go the fuck away you're annoying me and it makes my head hurt
nobody wants to read your stupid ads and if you'd met so many millionaires there WTF are you doing wasting time here ~ go spend some of that money and boost my economoy. idiots...
"I'll have what she's having" - Estelle Reiner
I thought for sure she would be dead by now. All that crack and booze must be preserving her or something.
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Dammit I hope the divorce threat sticks this time. God knows they're both sticky enough.
EEG!
Damn! I got your advice too late and went with the lasagne! Maybe I should put gravy on it?
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
Clarisse,
Go crazy, have turkey.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Offtopic...It's lunchtime...Do I have turkey, or lasagne, or um, more turkey, or turkey....
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
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Submitted by Otter Pop on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 12:03pm.
I see the Brits still haven't discovered the miracle of modern dentistry
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how weird. My BF is Brit and he sparkling white teeth.
My granfather was from Scotland and he didn't drink.
I'm Jewish and i'm not cheap.
I'm also from South America and i don't clean pools.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
This is either a reality show waiting to happen-- or one of those A&E crime specials.
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Yes, I've heard this before.
OT: On a lighter note, the PUPPEHS(!!!) are now in a room with a slide door and can go outside through a little trap door. Everyone sing with me, "BORN FREE . . ."
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Divorced or not, she is still a crack head.
Otter,
Amy's teeth situation is not a British thing, it's a crack head thing.
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Hold it? Ha! You'll just pull it away and I'll fall flat on my back and kill myself.
I see the Brits still haven't discovered the miracle of modern dentistry.
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Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:46am.
My sister's husband is named Blake. I always call him "Blake Incarcerated." LOL
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yeah, but do you call him "BLAAAAAAAKKKKEEE!!!!"???
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Submitted by thunder_kiss on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 11:42am.
Cool avie. That guy might have the bends.
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My sister's husband is named Blake. I always call him "Blake Incarcerated." LOL
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Blakey got a new lady!!
Yep, a blonde german model. She went to his trial
and they were sending each other mails while
he was at the chokey. There´s pics of her with Blake's mom.
It's so sad, Blake and Amy were such a graceful
stable and nice couple, weren't they?
They could had a great future together. What a shame. This is a really unfair world.
Hopefully at some point Amy will meet with a team of dentists.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I wish she would divorce him, but she won't go through with it...
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Love is not so bad they say
But you never know where love is gonna go
Does anybody really know?
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Do it, Wino! DO IT! It would at least be one small crackie step in the right direction.
Is Blaaaake clean?
Also, I got a question for Amy's fans: when did the drugging start? Was it when she met Blake? Or was it when she became successful?
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I hope no one ever asks to borrow the crazy crackie's phone. Ew!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Dr. Dick: "Never underestimate the power of crack love. These two were meant for each other. Plus, the whole "until death do us part" thing is just around the corner. No divorce for these two fine citizens."
Or even if they DO divorce, they will be back together again, like Pam Hep Anderson and Tommy Lee. Or Whtney Houston and Bobby Brown. Some couples just do that.
That's some clear-headed thinking by a crackhead. I'm afraid she's doomed in any event and divorce won't make her any happier.
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Dear MK,
please take this creature down a post by posting on the antics of an attractive male as amy is making my stomach turn being the main post
Love, Angry mom
Hey cadebra:)
It would be awesome. Like Sonny and Cher mixed with Peaches and Cream (and a little John and Paul thrown in for good measure) for the new millenium;p
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Never underestimate the power of crack love. These two were meant for each other. Plus, the whole "until death do us part" thing is just around the corner. No divorce for these two fine citizens.
Hey angel I!! What's up? Yeah, those two would be a match made in hell, I could only imagine the beautiful music, both on and off stage these two crack-monsters would make! I anticipate a huge success in them cleaning up from drugs and booze and harmonizing some lovely tunes together...NOT! Still, what great fun it would be. I'm sure most of us won't be surprised if these 2 heathens ever rock eachother's worlds, hahaha!
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:06am.
Any woman can get dick whenever she wants it. Might not be attached to someone you'd wanna talk to but it's a world full of available dick.
This is what I always say. I know that's what I would do if I were female (I guess that's thinking like a guy, isn't it?).
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:20am.
I think Wino should get together with Dreamboat Petey,
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Just as I dream of Britney becoming Jennifer Coolidge one day, so do I dream of this union. They will both get clean and become wheatgrass people and they will perform duets (eventually leaving their solo careers) well into their old age....*sigh*...
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:07am.
Fucking hell, MK. Stop talking about Wino's "crack bush", I beg you!
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maybe it has whiter teeth.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
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I think Wino should get together with Dreamboat Petey, now that would really be fun to read about their crazy antics, should they ever hook-up!! Where's Dreamy been hiding out lately, anyways? We haven't heard much about him recently!
Has HE cleaned-up or something? Anywho....
p.s. I think sweetgrapes needs to take a fuckin' hike already. Seriously, sweetgrapes, why do you even bother? Have YOU found YOUR millionaire yet, ya dumb beotch!! Get lost already! Nobody cares about your stupid-ass dating site, get it??
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Sat, 11/29/2008 - 10:06am.
Any woman can get dick whenever she wants it. Might not be attached to someone you'd wanna talk to but it's a world full of available dick.
She's pitiful. He's scum. Thank god there were no children from this pathetic union.
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