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Brit Brit continued her overseas "Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds" tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of "Woomanizah" and did her best impersonation of a possum trying to wiggle its way out of a bear trap. Basically, it was just like her two other performances. Although, I was a little disappointed for a couple of reasons. First, she didn't wear that lil' top hat. It made her mime-act so much more jauntier. Secondly, Brit didn't do her perfect British accent! She worked on that shit all last year and now was her chance to wow the Brits by using their native tongue! Damn that Daddy Spears for forcing her to stay on the script!
Below is Brit Brit leaving X-Factor last night and at Heathrow this morning. She's NYC bound! I better put on my "sexin' outfit" and try to get close to her bodyguard. He probably has a key to her meds box and you know there's some good shit in there.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:43pm.
Angel, I wasn't talking about Britney before. I was talking about other kids. (Old news, I know.)
Submitted by jiggywiddit:
"That said, I will totally trim your toenails when you're old, as long as you don't eat me in the process"
Agreed! Will volunteer to take care of your tiger @ss when you're too old to do it on your own!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:31pm.
In other news there is talk of a shiba inu puppy calendar!
TITS, I was in the park today with my canine and I spotted a couple with an adult shiba. Our dogs said Hi. The odd thing is it was the same size as the puppies are now, but it was fully grown (two). It was like a dwarf shiba.
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@ Dot--
You might relate to the mother-daughter dynamic in this excellent novel. It's very cathartic.
August by Judith Rossner (Paperback - Aug 20, 1997)
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:31pm.
In other news there is talk of a shiba inu puppy calendar!
TITS, I was in the park today with my canine and I spotted a couple with an adult shiba. Our dogs said Hi. The odd thing is it was the same size as the puppies are now, but it was fully grown (two). It was like a dwarf shiba.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:34pm.
Agreed. That said, I will totally trim your toenails when you're old, as long as you don't eat me in the process.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:16pm.
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I think every woman with a conscience wonders at least a little bit whether or not she would be a good mother. I don't think those little niggling doubts should really deter you. My case was extreme. I just KNEW I couldn't risk it. There were many reasons including genetic factors, but also, deep down inside I didn't really WANT children, I just didn't. I didn't have that aching need. I would have a fleeting wistful "awwww..." when I'd see a cute kid, and an occasional "what if?", but when it came down to it, I did not want to be a full time mother, I just didn't. I knew what it entailed because I worked as a nanny (I know, I know, a tiger as a nanny...). I knew it wasn't for me....and I knew that the women that "had help" were really like me, and they just didn't have the same bond with their kids that women who were NOT like me did, women who really wanted and treasured their kids (whether they had help or not, cuz some of the ones that did have help were very hands on loving moms, they were just busy, single mothers or something like that)
Shitney should not have had kids...She should have been unselfish enough to realize that, or at least damn smart enough to realize she COULD WAIT, but no. She wanted little dolls to play with...Sick, really...
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In other news there is talk of a shiba inu puppy calendar!
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:06pm.
*cry*
WTF?
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:20pm.
@ dot: just clicked on your link. Are those Depp's kids? Did Vanessa smoke and drink through the pregnancy?
Sorry, I'm pretty damn slow today!
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Yes. Those are Depster's kids. His daughter is beyond gorgeous!
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:22pm.
I so wish I could smile right now, CT. My heart is broken in two. I feel so fucking tired/exhausted... My daughter sent a pile of emotional shrapnel into the heart of me. I'm lost. I slept in her empty bed the other evening and cried myself to sleep. I'm a mess.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:17pm.
DOT! THE FAT KID'S COMING AFTER MY SNACK PACK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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I so wish I could smile right now, CT. My heart is broken in two. I feel so fucking tired/exhausted... My daughter sent a pile of emotional shrapnel into the heart of me. I'm lost. I slept in her empty bed the other evening and cried myself to sleep. I'm a mess.
@ dot: just clicked on your link. Are those Depp's kids? Did Vanessa smoke and drink through the pregnancy?
Sorry, I'm pretty damn slow today!
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DOT! THE FAT KID'S COMING AFTER MY SNACK PACK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:50pm.
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I've been struggling with the same decision, because I am not quite sure if I can hack it as a mother. It does piss me off to see irresponsible people having babies to no end because of that. My decision would be made much easier if this wasn't the case!
Of course I turn around and see that great parents make mistakes too, but they're good because they can rectify them. I just wish there were more examples of great parenting around than the Shitney moms out there.
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:50pm.
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Oh, my god, I'm so sorry....I just got finished reading this book about this sort of man. I would be worried too, but maybe it's not as bad as you think? I mean, I know you want what's best for her, but maybe you are mistaking what's you *think* is best for her vs. what she really wants or needs? I'm not saying you are, but maybe this guy isn't a bad sort, just not a 'winner'? I'm just putting it out there, but if he is a bad seed, just be there for her because she will need you...:-(
Just hope this guy loves and respects her. If he's not the sort you like, well that sucks, but if he does make her happy, then, well...I guess find a way to deal with it? I dunno...She shouldn't abandon her kids, though. That ain't right...
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She seems to be in slow motion or something. No energy or commitment. Combined with lip-synching, it is a deadly combination for a performance. At least she is looking better these days.
Is her heart really in it, or has she lost her confidence or is she medicated too much or ?
This is definitely not a good performance no matter how you look at it.
*cry*
WTF?
i'm sad there isn't a post for her documentary, or whatever, on MTV. i watched for about 15 min and everytime she tried to explain her past behavior, i thought to myself, "wow, that's something a nutjob/crazy person would say." had to stop watching b/c i was tired of rolling my eyes to the high heavens. and all of that smoking has really taken a toll on her SPEAKING voice.
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:31pm.
Amen, Tiger.
Also, hobag blatantly SMOKED during her pregnancy. *sadness*
I just can't drum up enough snark to overcome the hurt in my heart when women don't give a flying fuck about the babies growning in their tum-tums. Just effed up.
Hey, I can twist my colon into a bow!whoot!
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You know what KILLS my tiger ass? I never thought I'd be a good mother, so I didn't have kids...I just didn't. I mean, WTF is with women who have no business having kids AND have the means to prevent an unwanted pregnancy having kids and keeping them? This to me is unforgiveable.
Do I REALIZE what I'm giving up NOT having kids???? HELL YEAH. Who the fuck is going to take care of me when I'm an old fuck? No one. Would I like that "unconditional love" that women fantasize a child will (and in many cases do) provide? Yes. Was that reason enough for me to bring a CHILD into this world that I didn't really want and KNEW I wasn't equipped to care for? NO!NO!AND HELL NO!
I guess I have the unusual ability to think of someone other than me. MATERNAL INSTINCT is not an excuse for shitting out kids you don't want to take care of, WHORES. Rant over.
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:35pm.
Ugh. You know how they say fetal alcohol syndrome children look alike?
I actually thought this was Brit's youngest but it's my JD's:
http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/53/86/johnny-depp-kids-disneyland-02.0...
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Zees shile - she look samply Fronsh, a moi.
Zey all hab zees...aclhoolic looking facehz....
So I hab noteeesed...
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I wonder what Simon really thinks of this cow and her nasal nosebleed of a song? And while I'm at it, the audience should be sedated for applauding this bitch.
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Amen, Tiger.
Also, hobag blatantly SMOKED during her pregnancy. *sadness*
I just can't drum up enough snark to overcome the hurt in my heart when women don't give a flying fuck about the babies growning in their tum-tums. Just effed up.
Hey, I can twist my colon into a bow!whoot!
IG, as usual, your avie is fucking hysterically funny.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:08pm.
Or maybe all of aforementioned children could turn out looking just like Dot's avie.
(My apologies, I am transfixed by it. And in a very scared way.)
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
@ Dot--
your avie reminds us that elementary school teachers are woefully underpaid, and that Pop-Tarts and Pepsi are from the devil.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:08pm.
Tiger, It's uncanny. :( -ANd, I fucking love the Depster so this is NOT something I posted willy nilly for shits and giggles.
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Oh, it's undeniable, but I think that peeps mistake the basic babyish features that linger in a young child for FAS. Even in Shitney's kids, it's definitely debatable, but the younger one looks a little more off cuz he seems a little, well, not with it. Dep's kid seemed focused, nothing "special" about him. His features don't look FAS to me, and neither do Shitney's older son, it's the younger one...Then again, I kinda wonder about Shitney's own features? Inbred hillbilly cow eyes, or mama had some PURPLE DRANK in the first trimester?
Meh...I think both of Dep's kids are beautiful, and I even think Shitney's kids are cute as hell...We'll see how they look in a few years. My prediction? Dep's son and Shitney's sons will look absolutely nothing alilke...
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I hereby nominate you to guest-write on DListed.
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Submitted by catherine123 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:00pm.
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For the love of God and the people who must read this tripe - hire a good translator.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:08pm.
Tiger, It's uncanny.
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How can two supposedly totally unrelated human beings look so much alike is beyond me.
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Tiger, It's uncanny. :( -ANd, I fucking love the Depster so this is NOT something I posted willy nilly for shits and giggles.
Drew Barrymore once said "IM THE DEVIIIIL" when she was out promoting Charlie's Angels, i wish i had that on video.
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I remeber she said she believed she was the antichrist in one of her breakdowns.
Oh god they're torturing the woman on tv showing her video when she was hot and the crazy was under wraps. She often looks uncomfortable, that right leg shaking under there.
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Yeah that kid looks exactly like Brit's kid, don't know which one though.
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Holy shit! Although, that's just one picture, and JD's kid seems more 'with it' than Shitney's, and Christ, his daughter is maybe the most beautiful child on earth! I think his son looks like a non FAS version of Shitney's kids....The resemblance is there though...
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Ugh. You know how they say fetal alcohol syndrome children look alike?
I actually thought this was Brit's youngest but it's my JD's:
http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/53/86/johnny-depp-kids-disneyland-02.0...
Ugh. :(
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:11pm.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome....
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What?>? one of her kids has that?? seriulsy? wtf
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It's speculation, maybe not true, but yeah, JJ just might....
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lol i agree her british accent was nearly perfect! she should play someone in the final harry potter movie! her acting is actually not as bad as i wish it were... her how i met your mother performance was surprisingly good?
she is one weird lady.
Submitted by bambi on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:18pm.
can't lie, she looks good. but that sort of inexplicable *sparkle* she had at the beginning of her career is gone.
it's been gone since madonna gave her that death kiss ..
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:13pm.
"it's Britney, bitch"
It's like biiitcch, a little LESS bombast please? have you seen yourself lately? i wouldn't be bragging
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LOLOLOLOLOL!
I know, right? That was the first thing I thought when it came out: WTF?!? Shouldn't you be hiding in a corner in the fetal position somewhere?
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pssshh word up! it's like shhhh shut it up girl, don't announce yourself, really.... **side eye**
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can't lie, she looks good. but that sort of inexplicable *sparkle* she had at the beginning of her career is gone.
it's been gone since madonna gave her that death kiss ... but hec she's been around ten years despite all her wackiness, so unfortunately i don't think she'll be gone anytime soon...
her fans are absolutely insane! i mean INSANE. i swear if she does die their are going to be a million conspiracy theories like there was for elvis, marilyn monroe, and princess d.
that's the passion of pop culture for you ;)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:11pm.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome....
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What?>? one of her kids has that?? seriulsy? wtf
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Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:13pm.
"it's Britney, bitch"
It's like biiitcch, a little bombast please? have you seen yourself lately? i wouldn't be bragging
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LOLOLOLOLOL!
I know, right? That was the first thing I thought when it came out: WTF?!? Shouldn't you be hiding in a corner in the fetal position somewhere?
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Damn! I wasn't saying all blondes are dumb.... relax! lol
Jessica is a dark blonde
Britney is a brunette....
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"it's Britney, bitch"
It's like biiitcch, a little bombast please? have you seen yourself lately? i wouldn't be bragging
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:02pm.
I still do dumb shit. :)
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Ok, so do I. But I have a WAY better recovery, that's fersure.
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Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:10pm.
who posted this, angel?
"I betcha it's the one she gave the FAS to."
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What is a the FAS? yeah sorry i isn't computerating in the noggin' propers today
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome....
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who posted this, angel?
"I betcha it's the one she gave the FAS to."
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What is a the FAS? yeah sorry i isn't computerating in the noggin' propers today
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:53pm.
You gotta trust that your upbringing of her stands her in good stead and she comes around. I did a bunch of dumb shit at her age and got over it in time.
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Um, Sheeps, it's Shitney we're talking about here, right????? Okaaaaay? PUT DOWN THE PURPLE DRANK, you've had enough.....
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:02pm.
I still do dumb shit. :)