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Brit Brit continued her overseas "Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds" tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of "Woomanizah" and did her best impersonation of a possum trying to wiggle its way out of a bear trap. Basically, it was just like her two other performances. Although, I was a little disappointed for a couple of reasons. First, she didn't wear that lil' top hat. It made her mime-act so much more jauntier. Secondly, Brit didn't do her perfect British accent! She worked on that shit all last year and now was her chance to wow the Brits by using their native tongue! Damn that Daddy Spears for forcing her to stay on the script!
Below is Brit Brit leaving X-Factor last night and at Heathrow this morning. She's NYC bound! I better put on my "sexin' outfit" and try to get close to her bodyguard. He probably has a key to her meds box and you know there's some good shit in there.
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:32pm.
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PSL, you *DO* realize that almost every famous 'idiot' blonde in history was...uhhhhhhh...a brunette/auburn? The "dumb" blonde is the fault of the fake blondes aka brunettes. ;)
That reminds me of a license plate frame I saw YEARS ago that said: DUMB BLONDES HAVE DARK ROOTS
For the large part this seems to be very, very true. Just sayin'.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:53pm.
You gotta trust that your upbringing of her stands her in good stead and she comes around. I did a bunch of dumb shit at her age and got over it in time.
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At her age? Really? Dumb shit like that?
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:53pm.
You gotta trust that your upbringing of her stands her in good stead and she comes around. I did a bunch of dumb shit at her age and got over it in time.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:40pm.
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I hate to say this, but neither of those boys have any hope, but the one MOST affected by FAS at least has the best excuse. Seriously, these kids are going to make Rod Stewart's or Ozzie Osbourne's kids downright likeable, face it. We feel sorry for them when they are cherub cheeked and under control, but let them grow up, and we skewer them like pieces of meat...Mmmmmm....skewered meat.....
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I don't get with "comebacks". I really dont get it. She F*((#ed up...many times and now trying to be that "innocent,semi slutty" young teenage person is not gonna help. So I think. what I also don't understand is her voice. It's like wtf..are u 13??? come on... be a woman like the rest of us ladies...Own urself. I dont have kids, but she should take care of them. Take care of your freaking REAL life Britney, then the Circus show business. I am sure Britney has plenty of money to take some time off.
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Let's see:
Lip Synching: Check
Electronically altered voice: Check
Lot's of effects to distract you from the awful fake singing: Check
Bad dance moves cause you're fat and out of shape: Check
Lots of immature assholes screaming loud because they are paid to do so: Check
Yes-Britney's back!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:38pm.
That's a hot interview with that interviewer lady, but don't blame anyone but her own family for Britney being tacky. You know what, she's just tacky, it's in her gene pool.
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"Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:36pm.
PSL, you *DO* realize that almost every famous 'idiot' blonde in history was...uhhhhhhh...a brunette/auburn? The "dumb" blonde is the fault of the fake blondes aka brunettes. ;)"
Seriously! The natural blondes of the world are the Finns and the Swedes. The Finnish are number one in the world for math and science and the Swedes aren't exactly slouches in either of those departments. And this factoid was brought to you by a raven-haired, non-Finnish/non-Swedish brunette seeking to give credit where credit is due.
"For someone who thinks that her behaviour was a result of post-partum depression, how do you explain the crazy accents?
PS. Gillian Anderson has one now too."
I haven't heard GA's accent, but if it's British, it makes more sense than Britney's because she spent most of her childhood in England.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Old enough yes, Sheeps...but, I'm so disappointed in her. She had a good thing going?
The British do stanky skank better than anyone else. Hands down. America should stop trying to compete already.
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:50pm.
Owie. Well, she's old enuff to make her own mistakes, no?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:16pm.
For her son
"The other notable slow song is "Baby," one of only two co-written by Spears. (The other is, forgive her, "Mmm Papi.") It's a clumsily phrased love letter to one -- which one, and why only one? -- of her sons..."
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Thank you! I was wondering this same shit. Bitch is nuts, or, she was given songwriter credit as a little crumb, she wrote nary a word. Brit never even learned to write. Bitch is illiterate.
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I betcha it's the one she gave the FAS to.
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Still doesn't answer the question...Which son?
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Ha! Well, I tend to think SPF got off easy (except with regard to those initials!), personlly...then again - he is the one she kept dropping on his head...I wonder how her co-writer struggled through figuring that one out too...
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so yeah, catherine123 shut the fuck up already.
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Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:32pm.
PSL, you *DO* realize that almost every famous 'idiot' blonde in history was...uhhhhhhh...a brunette/auburn? The "dumb" blonde is the fault of the fake blondes aka brunettes. ;)
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haha, uuuuuuhhh dotty is a bloooonde. :)
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Thanks DAE, I love those.
It's true, right? She sucks at being the good girl and she sucks at being the bad one too. LOL! I mean - most performers need handlers but to have the state ask your family to get you off the street. It's too funny.
And get used it, folks! It's gonna be Britney Britney Britney while we all lay bets on how long she'll last - or if she can even make it to tour...
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Why is she still around? She can't sing, dance, or act. She's a mess of a woman being medicated so she make money.
her dumb special is on tonight on mtv
Submitted by . on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:38pm.
Did you celly-berate TG?
I did, sort of. I had a traditional TG dinner of halibut and moussaka at Taverna Tony's in Malibu. How about you? How's your baby?
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:36pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:16pm.
For her son
"The other notable slow song is "Baby," one of only two co-written by Spears. (The other is, forgive her, "Mmm Papi.") It's a clumsily phrased love letter to one -- which one, and why only one? -- of her sons..."
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Thank you! I was wondering this same shit. Bitch is nuts, or, she was given songwriter credit as a little crumb, she wrote nary a word. Brit never even learned to write. Bitch is illiterate.
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I betcha it's the one she gave the FAS to.
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Still doesn't answer the question...Which son?
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Did you celly-berate TG?
Found this on BH, the writer is knows Brit, and they go back years.
"Eliscu has known Britney for many years, first meeting back in the summer of 2001"
Rolling Stone Writer States Conservatorship Is A "Problem"
"I had started to feel uncomfortable with all the restrictions, like submitting my questions for approval and not being left alone with her," Eliscu said in her new interview. "And whenever I asked who was making these rules, I was told it had to do with the conservatorship. Like most people I didn't know much about conservatorships or how they're supposed to work... I had done some preliminary research into it, but I was not yet aware how hard Britney had tried to fight it initially and why. As my research progressed, it started to become clear to me that this might not be something that should still be in place. Because it is designed, ideally, to protect people who are seriously ill. We're talking about people who are non compus mentis, according to the lawyers I consulted. Or they're in a vegetative state. Or they're just so old that they can't take care of themselves anymore. But Britney? It was making less and less sense as time went on.
It wasn't until after my last meeting with her that I realized how far beyond the scope of my interview this level of control extended into all facets of her life... In hindsight, I did have a new understanding of the quote of hers at the end of the story, which is the last thing she said to me, in the context of being interviewed. She was describing this song she wrote about artistic expression and masquerade - pretending to be other people and putting on shows. And she says, "Through this you create your world." The song is about a girl who likes to live in a world of make-believe, and she's got all these people trying to come into her world that she didn't invite in. It's pretty telling. When you think about it, Britney Spears is an artist - a pop artist, in the truest sense - and sometimes artists do crazy things. I'm not sure why Britney isn't allowed to act out in the ways that we normally consider acceptable from artists. And we're guilty too because we created this Britney Spears character and we won't let her change."
"It's a problem for her now," Eliscu states. "And the commissioner recently granted their request to make it permanent. If something doesn't change - if somebody doesn't contest it - it would theoretically remain in effect until her father dies. So far, Britney has failed in her attempts to hire her own lawyer."
"One credible theory goes that the conservatorship manages to remain in effect due to political pressure on the courts to keep Britney off the streets. Her reckless behavior definitely was a problem for tax-paying Los Angelenos, who deserve to be able to drive their roads without fear of being run down by a Britney-led paparazzi chase, you know?
She was creating mayhem, and it's fair to consider the impact on her neighbors and community. But I also think it's important for conservatorship to be manipulated into a form of censorship. As Britney herself notes in that documentary, the punishment for her antics ought to fit the crime. At this point, it's like we're punishing her for acting shamlessly. and for being tacky. And this is America! If Britney is famous for acting tacky, we've got no one to blame but ourselves."
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Submitted by catherine123 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:32pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby?
That's an easy one: Yes. It's both a crime and kids have so little disposable income.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:32pm.
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PSL, you *DO* realize that almost every famous 'idiot' blonde in history was...uhhhhhhh...a brunette/auburn? The "dumb" blonde is the fault of the fake blondes aka brunettes. ;)
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:16pm.
For her son
"The other notable slow song is "Baby," one of only two co-written by Spears. (The other is, forgive her, "Mmm Papi.") It's a clumsily phrased love letter to one -- which one, and why only one? -- of her sons..."
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Thank you! I was wondering this same shit. Bitch is nuts, or, she was given songwriter credit as a little crumb, she wrote nary a word. Brit never even learned to write. Bitch is illiterate.
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hahahhaa....speaking of the idiot blondes who got famous in 1999:
From stadiums to bingo halls, Jessica Simpson's performance venues have apparently slid towards the less-than-glamorous: Bingo regulars at the 2,500-capacity San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, Calif., had to go elsewhere for their game on Nov. 13 when she performed there.
The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies.
“Jessica’s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet,” an insider tells OK!.
“There’s an iron, but no ironing board. There’s not even a fridge!”
hahahaha
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Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by catherine123 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:00pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ^**^SugarBABYmeeT.co m ^*^*^**^ ..it's the biggest dating site for sugar daddy and sugar baby........
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Is it wrong for a woman to give propulsive birth to a poo baby named Hey Zeus? He's my sugar baby, ya dig?
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Internet focusing on poo...Is it wrong? Check out the sexy relationships happening on poobabymeet.com. It's the biggest shit dating site on internet where poobaby meet poodaddy...Bloop...
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It's ok..the puppies are good until next weekend. Shew. I'm so glad they're keeping one and we can see it grow up!
Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:22pm.
wtf...double post ...
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Glad I'm not the only one that happened to tonight. :O
wtf...double post ...
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 7:49pm.
They're getting toenails clipped now!
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*Shoving big toe in puppy face* Clip me too pleaz!
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:11pm.
G'night all! Dinner's on. Snark on!
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Nighters, Deb! -Always loved ya, always will. Hope dinner is yummers!
Britney makes ME look sane. Nuff said? ;P
For her son
"The other notable slow song is "Baby," one of only two co-written by Spears. (The other is, forgive her, "Mmm Papi.") It's a clumsily phrased love letter to one -- which one, and why only one? -- of her sons..."
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Thank you! I was wondering this same shit. Bitch is nuts, or, she was given songwriter credit as a little crumb, she wrote nary a word. Brit never even learned to write. Bitch is illiterate.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 5:34pm.
For someone who thinks that her behaviour was a result of post-partum depression, how do you explain the crazy accents?
PS. Gillian Anderson has one now too.
No way. Like Madonna and Shitney before her. Talk about a credibility buster. Ugh, what is with these people. Don't 4 year olds do that stuff because half of their reality IS make believe?
G'night all! Dinner's on. Snark on!
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Submitted by catherine123 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:00pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ^**^SugarBABYmeeT.co m ^*^*^**^ ..it's the biggest dating site for sugar daddy and sugar baby........
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Is it wrong for a woman to give propulsive birth to a poo baby named Hey Zeus? He's my sugar baby, ya dig?
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Deb, good point. I'll give you that.....
gyeah, no worries.....I was just making my point clear....)
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Submitted by catherine123 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 8:00pm.
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For the love of God and the people who must read this tripe - hire a good translator.
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OMG! MK better hurry up with that vacay cuz I'm about to get myself a new BFF!
Musically, she turned a corner with 2004's "Toxic," when she fully matured into her role as a vehicle for other people's experiments.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ^**^SugarBABYmeeT.co m ^*^*^**^ ..it's the biggest dating site for sugar daddy and sugar baby........
Aha ha ha ha ha ha!
This lady needs to be a hot slut after this review of Circus. She gave it two stars.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/album-review--1.html
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 7:03pm.
“I don’t like going out,” Spears tells writer James Patrick Herman. “I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I’m kind of boring.”
What she meant to say was...
"Reading My First Nursery Stories..."
http://www.lovereading4kids.co.uk/book/3553
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We have faith in your vigilance, puppy master. I am sure they won't go just yet;p
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And ha! She should try doing it on her own for real. Like, on her OWN - with NO ONE and no MONEY. Then I'd like to hear her cry about how hard it is.
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There's a third human in the puppy cam... I'm worried this could mean *gulp* you know.... *gulp*
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 6:28pm.
Sad huh?
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That is sad. Hopefully you'll find that she knows already...that would be cool.
Altho, I don't always agree 100% I have to say that I do really like the way you think:)
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Hi paris, sorry i was reacting to comments in the interview not to anything you said. Should have not quoted you specifically. My bad.
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Submitted by Prop2 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 7:10pm.
i just got back from britney spears rehearsal for good morning amercia. its was so hot.
Big lie-teller.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 7:14pm.
I adore you, but she was a single parent for over a year, and she went through nannies like sticks of gum, and fucked up about as bad as a parent can.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
What I don't understand is: if she's lip synching, which she clearly is, couldn't she put a little more oomph into the dance? I'd cut her a little slack if she was dancing *and* singing, 'cause that's not easy. I could live with a slightly less energetic dance routine, but really...........
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