Sunday, November 30th 2008

Deja Cheeto


Brit Brit continued her overseas "Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds" tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of "Woomanizah" and did her best impersonation of a possum trying to wiggle its way out of a bear trap. Basically, it was just like her two other performances. Although, I was a little disappointed for a couple of reasons. First, she didn't wear that lil' top hat. It made her mime-act so much more jauntier. Secondly, Brit didn't do her perfect British accent! She worked on that shit all last year and now was her chance to wow the Brits by using their native tongue! Damn that Daddy Spears for forcing her to stay on the script!

Below is Brit Brit leaving X-Factor last night and at Heathrow this morning. She's NYC bound! I better put on my "sexin' outfit" and try to get close to her bodyguard. He probably has a key to her meds box and you know there's some good shit in there.

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@Deb: Bye again! Be gentle with yourself out there! smooch;x

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 4:13pm.
@Socky
Snuggle up to these new dryers sheets. I bought them just for you in lilac and vanilla....HUGE SMOOCHES!
Must go to work.
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stopped 45 seconds in...aand i'l never get that time back...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...

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@Socky
Snuggle up to these new dryers sheets. I bought them just for you in lilac and vanilla....HUGE SMOOCHES!

Must go to work.

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Keane - I can see how putting her to work thinking that it would be good for her would be the goal. But that's not the only thing she could do. That is what got her into trouble in the first place. I have to disagree with you that some people are just doomed with whatever label some psychiatrist has slapped onto them. There are so many people with what was deemed extremely severe personality disorders who have been completely turned around - WITHOUT DRUGS - by the right therapist. There are some therapists who are HORRIBLE and make people worse! She has the money, so she has access to the best therapy that money can buy. Psychologists such as Ken Burns who wrote the book "Feeling Good" - he is one of the best of the best and helps people without the use of those poisonous "happy pills." Also, Dr. Drew Pinsky is an incredibly gifted therapist. She has the money to become one of his clients and he would be able to help her immensely. She should be working on how to learn new emotional coping skills with an excellent therapist, learning good parenting skills and doing music on the side. Not going on an effing world tour!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:45pm.

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You're a moron. Why don't you take your own advice?
If you really don't like people commenting on Britney then don't come to a site like this. Stick to your "britney friendly" sites. Then you can speak to like minded people you have things in common with. Don't come to Dlisted to whine about bad treatment of celebrities. You are in the wrong place. And please stop acting like you are more intelligent than everyone else.

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Submitted by Candy on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 4:02pm.

I watch 15 seconds and I could tell that was some sad shit right there. No thank you to a Shitney comeback. That crazy bitch needs a 5 year treatment plan before being shovee unto the general public again. The next time she flips it's gonna be hard and everyone pf her 'handlers' will be to blame
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Toilet Bats Tour. Jesus H. Lobotomy Christ.

There is a totally ass-kissing "interview" with CheetoFarts in this week's People. Utterly gag-inducing. She's getting it together, like fuck. She lost those kids for a reason, because she's a piss-poor excuse for a human being.

We need a judge who in his merciful wisdom will sentence her to oblivion.

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I still don't believe she's mentally ill.
The furthest I would go is "traumatized". Which many of us can attest to, given we are being raised by traumatized people.

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I watch 15 seconds and I could tell that was some sad shit right there. No thank you to a Shitney comeback. That crazy bitch needs a 5 year treatment plan before being shovee unto the general public again. The next time she flips it's gonna be hard and everyone pf her 'handlers' will be to blame


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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:55pm.

The problem with my bf's aunt is that SHE wanted the career in entertainment and think that it's what her son wants. So she makes "sacrifices" for his "dreams" and nevermind what he wants nor what's good for him.

Some people are completely delusional. Spears probably thought that Britbrit WAS getting an education - in the one thing that her daughter "wanted" aka entertainment.

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:54pm.
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I watched this performance last night on X Factor and it was truly sad to watch. She is clearly not mentally fit enough to even cope with the (not-much-dancing) routine choreographed for her. The routine mainly involved standing with arm movements but she was obviously struggling to even remember this. Her timing was all off. From someone who was once an amazing dancer (if not singer) it was truly sad to watch her struggle to cope with such basic steps. In the 3 question interview which followed she hardly managed to say anything except "awesome" and it was obvious she's still not all there. The medication she must be on to keep her going schizo must be pretty strong.

In Daddy Spear's defence, I think the idea of getting her back to work was to give her some routine and something practical to focus on - something important for people with mental illnesses. But she is clearly not up to it yet. Problem is, if she doesn't do this, what else is there for her to do? I guess the thinking is keep her occupied and she is less likely to go mental and get into trouble, but she's not capable of doing the things she used to do any more. The problem for people with mental illnesses is there is often no solution to there issues as much as people try to create them. A girl I was friends with when I was around 8 or 9 has manic depression and is incapable of working, all she does is manically write all night long when she can't sleep. Her CPN thinks she may not get any better for decades, there is no easy fix. And I don't think there's one for Britney either.

And as for the famewhoring with Paris and Lindsay, I'd just like to point out that that was apparently the idea of her then manager who thought it would be good to get Britney out photographed on the social scene to reignite her career post giving birth to 2 kids. Obviously another seriously fucked up idea in a history of fucked up ideas dreamed up by her management. And I'm afraid I don't think Britney has ever had the intelligence or media skills to make serious decisions about her career so will just go along with what she's told. She was a product and nothing more and now the product has broken it just doesn't work any more.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:51pm.

I KNOW!! I have the vision of MK being shoved between two fat people sipping on his itty bitty bottle of wine coming back to us in NYC. That's all I can figure. He promised that things would be SNAFU tomorrow.

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:49pm.

Excellent point. Just so you know, I don't think that all teachers are enlightened lovers of knowledge. You'd just think that as a teacher, and a decent mother, Lynne would have somehow stressed education for her daughter.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Reading some of these posts I'm reminded of michael jackson. Another one that never had a childhood.

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Please don't forget I had my 4th breakdown this year. It is incredibly hard to work your way thru it and B. Spears is doing the same as I am. Trying to get back her life. (And doing so against advice from Doctor, I know mine thinks that mgt is too much stress too soon) I fought the ADA tag too. And I am winning....

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Plus there are some people who go into teaching for one reason and one reason only - summer vacation and they have no talent for teaching whatsoever and cannot deal with kids AT ALL. There are many many wonderful teachers and they outweigh the bad I think, but of course you always get the shitbags who just do it to get their summers off.

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BTW: I'm the type of person who needs integrity in my life, so I am who I say I am in my classroom. They know that there is no fakeness to me. They know I swear, but outside, they know that I go and drink, but not until I was legal (white lie) and in moderation. They respect me more for it.

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:33pm.

To think that her mother was a teacher...
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So spooky...at least her mom was only dumbing down a small population of children...*sigh*...

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What? NO NEW POSTS?

This vacation thing is wearing thin!

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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:33pm.

-to think that her mother was a teacher...

As a teacher myself and surrounded by the damn things, I know that teachers can be awesome teachers but horrible people. It's all an act anyway. My bf's aunt is doing what Lynne Spears did to his cousin. Poor thing is put into acting classes, singing classes, and ballet. The kid DOES NOT want to do it and tries to come up with excuses. He's 7. But, I hear, she's a decent teacher! As long as Mrs. Spears kept her craziness outside of the classroom, it's Kosher. I worked with a teacher who bartends on Tuesday nights, goes home, takes a shower and shows up to work shitfaced. Gets the job done and does it well because he keeps that crap outside.

Not defending the Spears clan, just letting you know that fucked up people are in all walks of life and fool us all.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:38pm.

Very well said.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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SoBelle - I totally agree with you. And people were saying how wonderfuly Daddy Spears is for intervening, but if he really had his daughter's best interests at heart, why the hell is he allowing her to release an album and travel the world promoting it and going on tour? What about her mental health? Isn't going through all this what landed her in turmoil in the first place? She really does not seem to be into it this time around and there's still some major emotional issues that she needs to work out. Being surrounded by a bunch of vultures that want to make money off of her does not sound like the best thing for her by any stretch. So I HOPE doing this is not solely motivated by money. All the money in the world means nothing if you are emotionally shattered - Brit has proven that.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 2:32pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 2:28pm.

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On those days when I subscribe to your "psychic attack" theory...I pull my special tinfoil hat outta' the closet.;->

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Wow, what can I say to that. She's lost her oomph! She's almost as bad as Xtina A as far as stage presence. Go back to bed Britney. You look sleepy.

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Don't feel too sorry for her.
She had a hand in bringing this on herself.
She ate up all that attention - even in the beginning of her breakdown - she wants to blame it all on the paps - but I seem to remember her hitting all the hotspots with Paris and Lindsay and putting herself in the way of cameras every chance she got. When she was full-blown in the middle of it, she didn't even go a LITTLE bit away - she went straight into the thick of it.

She could have quit but instead she got married.
The second time she put tonnes of energy into making her husband famous too.

She doesn't really want out. She just wants it to be easy. She figures she did all the hard stuff so why can't she just get up in the morning and it's easy? Well, I say: if it's not, it's because you don't belong there. But her ego won't have it. Ok - I do feel a little sorry for her but it's SO simple. She's just gotta make 2 or 3 grown up decisions for herself and she's free. And still rich. And still famous. But she's gonna have to make space for someone to take her place as "Queen" cuz she's just not one of them Queens who's gonna be allowed into the fight ring about it when she's sixty. I think I feel sorry for her cuz she's gonna get slapped again sooner or later, when she could just leave with some grace.

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Submitted by SoBelle on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 3:23pm.

There is a lot of truth in what you say. You must have watched that video about the evolution of her voice, too.

It made me feel a bit sorry for her too. She's not too bright in the first place, and she never learned how to be a real person in the real world. To think that her mother was a teacher...

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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I really feel sorry for Brit. She was made into a child labor machine by Disney and Lynne Spears and made to work until her parts broke. She was robbed of a childhood and never learned how to be a person, let alone a mother. She's now a shell of a person. An empty shell. And her money's running low so her "handlers" are trying to make her into a machine again. She does NOT want to be there and these people in her life just keep forcing the issue. She is not mentally capable of making a sound decision. She was never given the tools and her brain is fried. Sad.
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Whenever she sigs "Womanizah," all I can think of is her posing skankily and mouthing, "Child abuser, child abuser/you know I'm a child abuser..."

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Submitted by Dea on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:58pm.

i think its so obvious she DOES NOT WANT TO DO IT!!! she´s over all this. i really believe her people are trying to make this 'comeback' happen, with or without her. obviously, that´s not her choice. so she´s just doing what they tell her to. she´s not passionate about it anymore.

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just let her sip on her lexaprotinis and get on with her life...she does not belong on a stage anymore...

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Britney Spears. Makes me think of bad breath. P

Go Awaaaay!

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Thanks all! I appreciate it.

Gotta go and take the vacuum apart

OT: Yup... still not fond of BS.. BWAHAHAHAHA! Never made that connection! *falls over laughing at own cleverness*

**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**

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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 2:45pm.
I'd do my best to keep the little guy from infecting the older cat. Keep their food separate. Our older can Johnson didn't catch isabella's virus. Just keep an eye on your older cat for symptoms.

Oh and Britney, blah, blah, womanizer, womanizer.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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lizardbits, I would take kitty to the vet right away. I just got a new one myself (see pic!) and he had a horrible case of ear mites. We had to keep him and our old cat away from each other (not hard since old cat wants NOTHING to do with new baby) until the medicine kicked in.

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Deb:

Yup! He's named after Rod Serling of Twilight Zone fame. He has a little swirl on his side that looks like the old school version of the introduction. My boyfriend made the connection and I made the name :)

I will take him to the vet. He'll LOVE it. On the plus side, I don't have to cut his claws, the vet can do it for me.

I also have a fully grown cat, do you think she's in danger? She seems really healthy and does her usual destroy-the-house routine.

Edited to stop the skitzo talking to self...

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This can be done on Garage Band and SO much better. Why do people like her so much.

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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:49pm.
A vaccum cleaner dying can be a good thing! Not really...
If Serling, (after Rod?), is low energy, and not eating or drinking tomorrow, please take him to the vet! Sometimes they need an antibiotic.

Our kitten Isabella had super goopy eyes and was sneezing a lot when we got her. Since she's usually such a little psycho, when she had no energy to play, I knew I had to get her to the vet. After a week on the drops of kitty pennicillin, she was fine.

All the best to you and Serling, (great name!).

On topic:
That video of the De-volution of Britney's voice was something. So when the singing ended, the sluttiness increased as a way of compensation it seems.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 2:28pm.

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On those days when I subscribe to your "psychic attack" theory...I pull my special tinfoil hat outta' the closet.;->

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I could strut around on stage like that with my ass hanging out too, and I've probably got more talent..wtf was that?

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 2:27pm.

The BUSH ADMINISTRATION is ticking down to it's final 41 days.As your last good deed Mr.President pleeeze take this strumpet off the stage
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Actually, I've been finding it very interesting that Queen B's reign followed almost the exact same timeline as GW's. Coincidence? I think not. Then again I also believe that we are being psychically attacked on the daily so perhaps you wanna take that with agrain of salt.

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The BUSH ADMINISTRATION is ticking down to it's final 41 days.As your last good deed Mr.President pleeeze take this strumpet off the stage with you to Crawford.All things considered-I would call your presidency a smashing success if you could somehow manage that.

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Daddy Spears needs to just take this worthless, no talent skank back to the swamps and let her wrestle with the alligators. That would be alot more entertaining.

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@Ziggy:

They ARE here, tho!:
http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

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I'M TIRED OF BRITBRIT POSTS!

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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Submitted by gyeah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:32pm.

Her eloquence floors me.

edit: LMFAO angel ...is that real? JHC!
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Apparently. I really am tryna figure out what happened to her. I've watched singers do crack ont he daily and not lose their voices..it can't be drinking and smoking...is it just training? I mean WTF? She could sing at some point. (altho not nearly as well as cheetoheads like to say she could...)

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:38pm.

Angel: Here's a hot Britney imitator on El Factor X:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXVh9PgVqrI

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Whoa nelly: she moves way better than the real one. And she sings almost as well;p

look at THIS cutie! I'm in love with this silly girl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQX2d1WbjO0

But you gotta give her a minute to warm up lol.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:48pm.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:20pm.

Anyone who continues to pick on carrottopalina will be subject to COUNTY CALLS AND WITCH EYES.
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Let's make another poo baby Hoffalina.

LCT we all lerv ya. I'll hold the TP. Nobody's high falutin' labotomy-driven rants will ever change that.