Deja Cheeto
Brit Brit continued her overseas "Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds" tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of "Woomanizah" and did her best impersonation of a possum trying to wiggle its way out of a bear trap. Basically, it was just like her two other performances. Although, I was a little disappointed for a couple of reasons. First, she didn't wear that lil' top hat. It made her mime-act so much more jauntier. Secondly, Brit didn't do her perfect British accent! She worked on that shit all last year and now was her chance to wow the Brits by using their native tongue! Damn that Daddy Spears for forcing her to stay on the script!
Below is Brit Brit leaving X-Factor last night and at Heathrow this morning. She's NYC bound! I better put on my "sexin' outfit" and try to get close to her bodyguard. He probably has a key to her meds box and you know there's some good shit in there.
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Submitted by imk505 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:34pm.
She's like America's sweetheart. this world. none at all! ;-P
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More like America's warthog.
The lipsynching is sooooooooo bad!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:48pm.
sure deal, I'm about to eat a cheesesteak.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
"Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds"
MK, you're fucking insane. :)
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:20pm.
Thank you so much! Well, he's always had some kind of breathing problem. When I got him he had a cold and I took him to the vet. The damn thing purred so loud that the vet couldn't really listen to him, but he told me that he was fine. Serling (his name) is rather low key and his nose is warm and dry when he isn't sneezing. He was fine, just sneezy, yesterday, but today he's just curled up on my kitchen floor.
I think the Gods don't want me to do anything today. First my kitten (who is a big merfer) and now my vacuum died. Blar!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:20pm.
Anyone who continues to pick on carrottopalina will be subject to COUNTY CALLS AND WITCH EYES.
that is all.
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Let's make another poo baby Hoffalina.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:38pm.
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I didn't understand what she said, but the sneer on her face and the pink sneakers just killed the routine. I won't even bother to comment about her singing...why bother? Fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by imk505 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:34pm.
She's like America's sweetheart. We tolerate so much from this piece of shit. She is slowing building up her self esteem and soon she'll be on top of the music charts again, making millions. How embarrassing.
== LMTO. How?
The choreography for this song is horrid. Seriously, that's what makes her performances look more stiff.
OK, I tried to learn the dance last night and couldn't. So sue me. I'm 25, single and was bored out of my mind.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Angel: Here's a hot Britney imitator on El Factor X:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXVh9PgVqrI
Submitted by imk505 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:34pm.
Ain't that the truth?
*yawn* I need to wake up, that Giants/Redskins game ought to do it. Anytime fine meat runs back and forth across my screen, I instantly wake up.
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Dick happens! - MK
She's like America's sweetheart. We tolerate so much from this piece of shit. She is slowing building up her self esteem and soon she'll be on top of the music charts again, making millions. How embarrassing. There's no justice in this world. none at all! ;-P
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 1:27pm.
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Oh, fuck! That was...ugh...pain...ful! *clutching little sock monkey chest* *falling forward* *dead faint face down* *little sock monkey tail twisting in the wind*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Dea on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:58pm.
i think its so obvious she DOES NOT WANT TO DO IT!!! she´s over all this. i really believe her people are trying to make this 'comeback' happen, with or without her. obviously, that´s not her choice. so she´s just doing what they tell her to. she´s not passionate about it anymore.
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Of course, she's not into it; she just needs the dough to pay Daddy Warden Spears his babysitting money, y'all. Meh. Whatever.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Her eloquence floors me.
edit: LMFAO angel ...is that real? JHC!
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
O - I thought she was lip synching because of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXXlvJZhW8
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This silly creature is a "one trick pony"; ;pushing 30 and still stuck at "16".
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:44pm.
And I dig the way she's constantly adjusting it like she's actually using it.
I know, right? Is anybody even fooled by that? Come on!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
AHAHA did anyone catch that at :51, she's "injecting" then washing her hands off. Does that mean she ain't dancing with Mr. Frappstone and stopped mainlining the frapps?
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
Anyone who continues to pick on carrottopalina will be subject to COUNTY CALLS AND WITCH EYES.
that is all.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:31pm.
Sneezing alone could be allergies or dust in the air. Does your kitten have a runny/snotty nose? No energy? Lack of appetite? sores or ulcers on his tongue, mouth, or nose? fever?
He he has these other symptoms, get him to the vet. In the meantime, according to "Kittens for Dummies", low-sodium, diluted chicken broth or unflavored Pedialite is good.
I hope your kitten will be ok! Let me know any other questions, since I have the book here.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The highlight of the X factor lasy night was watching the contestants sing Britney songs. They all sang them 100x better than she did.
Also, check this video out - some acter reviewing Brit's performance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcZRoN9dyvI&eurl
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I've just read a couple of reports from GAY where Britney was supposed to perform after X Factor.
Apparently the crowd were going nuts, and the whole thing had to be canceled because so many people were collapsing and getting crushed in the audience.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I'm surprised the bald dude is still in her posse, considering how fast she usually goes through handlers. I guess between the horse tranquilizers and Papa Spears always lurking, she probably doesn't get as many opportunities to flash her goods to the help like in the ol' days.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:58pm.
- And a green bean twist.
FLASH OF GRAVY CAN'T STOP THE HAPPY GAS GOODS!
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Ziggy, ugh NO!
I know what that site is.....lol
So, she lip-synched so she could concentrate on her dance routine? Is she so doped up she can't walk and sing at the same time? If we give her a piece of gum to chew, she's truly fucked.
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You say that you need my love, and you're wanting my body- I don't mind
- Madonna "Physical Attraction"
i think its so obvious she DOES NOT WANT TO DO IT!!! she´s over all this. i really believe her people are trying to make this 'comeback' happen, with or without her. obviously, that´s not her choice. so she´s just doing what they tell her to. she´s not passionate about it anymore.
**whatever**
LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:53pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:51pm.
Ah, Brunchy Cheetotinis now being served.....
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Extra dust please!
- And a green bean twist.
FLASH OF GRAVY CAN'T STOP THE HAPPY GAS GOODS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
parissucksliterally, maybe this website would be more to your pleasing?
http://www.breatheheavy.com/
They have lots of very interesting articles.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
This is why I like to read Ziggy's posts:
"According to your reasoning, I am to process your post, recognise that it annoys me and then travel back through time to the point where my mouse wheel met the latitude of your username and continue to scroll."
Where are the dancing bears! I wanna see the fucking dancing bears!! Grrrr...
This performance...shades of her tranquilized Gimme More performance at the VMAs. Bitch is loaded.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Ziggy, I'd read that site, but I need to stay awake.
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You say that you need my love, and you're wanting my body- I don't mind
- Madonna "Physical Attraction"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:51pm.
Ah, Brunchy Cheetotinis now being served.....
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Extra dust please!
Perhaps it's for the same reason that you do not ignore Britney Spears?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Ah, Brunchy Cheetotinis now being served.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ziggy, seriously, what is your problem? Why don't you pick on a select few in here who go to enormous lengths to rant about what a shitty mother/person she is on a regular basis yet keep posting here. At least then it would make sense. Now stop being an asshole please and continue to ignore me like you usually do.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:39pm.
I agree that is impossible to stay away from Britney posts! She is EVERYWHERE now.
ugh.
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Absolutely no Britney posts there.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:43pm.
Oh, no! Even before Dirty she was a dirty little whore! Remember Genie in a Bottle? All you gotta do is rub me the right way! Not so much about the slutty rockers, but the honesty. That's what drives me crazy about Disney's prostitots.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
LOVE CARROTTOP,
You reasoning here is ridiculous!
You claim to be completely bored of Britney Spears stories. Upon the sight of the words 'Britney Spears' or any photographs of the woman, you should just keep on scrolling if you are really so weary of her. Prospective thought is not something that should be challenging for a human.
I usually enjoy reading posts from LOVE CARROTTOP, so when I see your username I immediately engage myself with the words on the page.
How am I supposed to know that I will find any of your posts wearisome until i have read them? Your persistent aversion to Britney Spears should signal that any media concerning her will cause your pain, and yet you continue to engage with it, and complain about situations that you put yourself in.
According to your reasoning, I am to process your post, recognise that it annoys me and then travel back through time to the point where my mouse wheel met the latitude of your username and continue to scroll.
Oh LOVE CARROTOP, you give me too much credit!
P.S. there are plenty of websites that do not report on Britney Spears.
http://www.hinduonnet.com/
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by lahlah on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:42pm.
Why does she even wear that McDonald's Drive-Thru-can-i-take-your-order looking microphone? If it were turned on, wouldn't she have been able to do her interview through that? We would have atleast been able to hear her say "Thank you" at the end of her performance.
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Ha! And I dig the way she's constantly adjusting it like she's actually using it.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:40pm.
O/T: Um... Brit sucks. Always thought so. Christina was always better. Has a better voice and was ALWAYS a slut unlike Britbrit who tried to come off as a pure little thing.
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Ha! I think about that, sometimes. How everyone freaked out when Xtina was "Dirty". It was even kinda too much for me, and I like skanky rockers. Alas, she's not a rocker anyway. But it's funny how, in the end - it's Xtina with a solid relationship and a career that's had few, if any, hiccups. And she's ALWAYS been put out there as the underdog. I can't figure that shit out except one is a Hillbilly and the other one is Latina.
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Kittehs are the shizz. So are puppehs. They deserve our love and care.
Okay, now I have to go. All of this warm and fuzzy talk makes me want to drive a nail through that hard black thing in my chest.
BRITNEY IS A SCUMBAG!
Now I feel better.
*walking it off*
Why does she even wear that McDonald's Drive-Thru-can-i-take-your-order looking microphone? If it were turned on, wouldn't she have been able to do her interview through that? We would have atleast been able to hear her say "Thank you" at the end of her performance.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:34pm.
Thanks for the tip. Will do. He's now sleeping against my side. I wuvs him!
O/T: Um... Brit sucks. Always thought so. Christina was always better. Has a better voice and was ALWAYS a slut unlike Britbrit who tried to come off as a pure little thing.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:31pm.
Does anybody know what to do with a kitten with a cold?
Chicken soup, hold the soup.
I agree that is impossible to stay away from Britney posts! She is EVERYWHERE now.
ugh.
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You say that you need my love, and you're wanting my body- I don't mind
- Madonna "Physical Attraction"
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:31pm.
PS. Does anybody know what to do with a kitten with a cold? The poor thing is running around sneezing up a storm and I don't know what to do for him!
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Mebbe to sit with him in the bathroom with some steam...? Hot shower running....? Poor guy. Oopsie. I didn't see your post. I did it for my dog once. But yeah - you should likely go to the vet. I only ever had one pet who got a cold like that, tho...
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No, steam will make it worse. Once the steam goes away, the kitten will get a chill.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:35pm.
TEAM LCT!
No one makes us read it, Ziggy, but isn't the point of being here to comment on it? ALL of it?
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What I find rich is that Ziggy's telling me not to read Britney posts when I don't particularly like Britney, yet Ziggy seems completely incapable of not reading MY posts even though they clearly bother him/her/it. Isn't that precious?
TEAM LCT!
No one makes us read it, Ziggy, but isn't the point of being here to comment on it? ALL of it?
Thank you.