Deja Cheeto
Brit Brit continued her overseas "Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds" tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of "Woomanizah" and did her best impersonation of a possum trying to wiggle its way out of a bear trap. Basically, it was just like her two other performances. Although, I was a little disappointed for a couple of reasons. First, she didn't wear that lil' top hat. It made her mime-act so much more jauntier. Secondly, Brit didn't do her perfect British accent! She worked on that shit all last year and now was her chance to wow the Brits by using their native tongue! Damn that Daddy Spears for forcing her to stay on the script!
Below is Brit Brit leaving X-Factor last night and at Heathrow this morning. She's NYC bound! I better put on my "sexin' outfit" and try to get close to her bodyguard. He probably has a key to her meds box and you know there's some good shit in there.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:21pm.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
If you are so tired of Britney posts on the internet, then why don't you just stay away from the sites that report her every move?
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1) Thanks for the attitude. Nice to see you too.
2) There is nowhere to go to get away from it. I apologize if my pointing out the obvious was an inconvenience to you.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:31pm.
PS. Does anybody know what to do with a kitten with a cold? The poor thing is running around sneezing up a storm and I don't know what to do for him!
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Take it to the vet. Kittens can develop chest and lung infections very easily and it can be fatal. Poor little thing.
I sorta feel sorry for her. Yeah she's big and spoiled and the rest (and whiny too! STFU!) But one has to wonder what you would do if you were taught that you HAD to make it since you were itty bitty and you had a mental health issue. I can imagine the BS she had to go through.
With that said, she needs to go crawl into a hole and stop trying to impersonate the other women out there. (Is it me or is Womanizer vaguely similar to some stuff that Beyonce put out?)
PS. Does anybody know what to do with a kitten with a cold? The poor thing is running around sneezing up a storm and I don't know what to do for him!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
My 2 year old neighbor sang "Womanizer" last night....it was so fucking CUTE!
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You say that you need my love, and you're wanting my body- I don't mind
- Madonna "Physical Attraction"
How does that make you feel sorry for her?!
I should be so lucky on my birthday.
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The worst thing that will come out of Jamie relinquishing control will be this asshole skank will once again be allowed to buy small, defenseless dogs which she will neglect and abuse.
God, I hate this useless braintumor.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:19pm.
The kids figured out how to play Womanizer, effects and all on the keyboard this morning. They're only 10.
There you go: keep it simple for Britney.
I just watched this, now I feel sorry for the damaged little tart.
http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/brit_released_from_jail_...
Submitted by impacted waste on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:15pm.
I just passed thanksgiving dinner in one long fat stinky snake
Is that your reaction to the performance or just letting us know a little too much information?
My mom worked by a guy who would leap out of the bathroom and tell her the exact size and smell of his BM. He eventually got on the meth train and never came back.
Say no to the meth train.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
From a review of MTV's "Britney: For the Record":
"The first scene took place on the day Spears' latest comeback began, the day she'd take home a trio of her first-ever VMA awards. That morning her dad, Jamie Spears, prepared her favorite breakfast, Velveeta cheese grits."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM&feature=rec-HM-r2
LOVE CARROTTOP,
If you are so tired of Britney posts on the internet, then why don't you just stay away from the sites that report her every move?
Of course, I'm sure that you'll be in the comments section bitching and complaining in tomorrow's Britney post.
It's really easy to avoid her; you just don't want to.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Here's my theory about Shitney not wearing the top hat. Somebody told her that she needed to show more energy. So instead of actually dancing, she opted to whip that shitty weave around a few times.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
the bowl is a horn o'plenty cause I won't flush it for awhile
Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:16pm.
If this sh*t tanks, will she go away? Can the 'music' industry afford more losses?
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Well, they still put out Janet's albums, don't they? There's gotta be some kinda way - I assume it's product. As long as her face is still up there she can still sell tshirts, perfume, posters, pens, stationary, knapsacks, clothing...you name it. Crazy ass monopoly.
PS. The kids figured out how to play Womanizer, effects and all on the keyboard this morning. They're only 10. They'd buy it if I'd let them.
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even more sad is that i like her airport outfit also. and thats all i like about her? her clothing that some one else dressed her in? i also like apple pie with cool whip. oy
Submitted by impacted waste on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 12:15pm.
I just passed thanksgiving dinner in one long fat stinky snake
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If your bathroom now smells like stuffing, that's got to be the most spectacular thing ever.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 9:51am.
I hated her cutie little-girl voice at the end, in the on-stage interview. She's 27 with 2 kids, yet seems to think she's still 17. She might be smart to focus on overseas markets for her comeback.
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Supersmart. But, it's not HER that's smart.
All labels do that with "aspiring" artists. Aspiring stars. You start in Europe. It's pretty standard practice, actually. She's getting better cuz she's getting practice. That's why they do it with new people.
I hate those people cheering. Her hair looks like shit.
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Who's buying this Circus album? Just curious to see how many here believe it is a must have.
If this sh*t tanks, will she go away? Can the 'music' industry afford more losses?
I just passed thanksgiving dinner in one long fat stinky snake
Brit Brit is looking better, but seriously.. how long can daddy retain conservatorship?? Eventually it will end and then its back to crazy BB.
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at least it's not like last years prescription pill/ vodka redbull/bi-polar induced/15 starbucks frappucinos almighty mess of a performance..check out what DSG have to say about her...
http://www.daddyspankgood.com/home/category/britney-spears
Ok, so has no one in her 'party' realized that the more famous she gets once again the bigger her fall will be? I HARDLY think she's 'cured'.
Its all really very sad, there's no talent involved in the song, shes lip syncing and not dancing all that well. She's spoiled rotten and miserable in a life that many of us envy just a little. She will probably sell millions of albums and have millions more dollars and none of us will understand why.
Meanwhile, the singers with talent and reasonable mental health will continue working at in and out burger waiting for the big break that's never going to come.
Geez, I think I said it much more politely! *sniff*
Submitted by wolfyMan on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:49am.
I love it!
You'll love my blog:
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take this shit to perezhilton.com before you get reported as spammer...perez loves bullshit
Twitney is terrorizing Europe like Godzilla in Tokyo. But at least Godzilla doesn't "sing".
From watching 30 seconds of this mess, the self-described prisoner is pissed off that she's contractually obligated to promote this mess.
We interrupt this thread to bring you this special announcement:
Sugaroo is not impressed or amused when buttholes come on here just to post their own blogs' names. Get over yourselves.
And now back to your regularly scheduled blogging.
Ahem.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:37am.
Maybe they're working on a lexapro without this side effect...
Funny. A common side effect of Lexapro is somnolence, which describes her stage act.
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I am (French) Canadian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM&feature=rec-HM-r2
This fake bitch has pretty much stolen Christina's act. Christina has a marathon running all weekend on the MTV all video channel. Of course I tuned in and caught one of her concerts she did in Australia. Christina has the whole circus thing going, including "flicking" away one of the dancers just like Britney does in this video.
Britney is straight up copying Christina's shit! She will never compare! EVER! She is done and washed up and is trying...so...hard to comeback, but bitch is forcing it too much and it don't work! Tune in to Christina's shit and the REAL talent is obvious. My girl Christy sings all her shit and damn well too. Someone call up Brit and tell her ass to stay home with the boys. Her shit is p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c to watch. For real.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:32am.
It must be a seriously slow news weekend because this is the 4225460300 thread about this moron.
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Let's talk about KFed instead.
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Submitted by loric on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:31am.
She's totally lost her stage presence.
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Maybe they're working on a lexapro without this side effect...
Still boring, and the song still sucks. I am so fucking sick of this cow.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
She's a talentless whore! The X Factor is suppose to be LIVE all the other people sang live on the show yet Britney Spears lip-sung her whole performance. Then she drops out of playing at G-A-Y She turns up for her birthday cake then splits without performing. She is a selfish slut with no talent.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:32am.
It must be a seriously slow news weekend because this is the 4225460300 thread about this moron.
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Let's talk about KFed instead.
It must be a seriously slow news weekend because this is the 4225460300 thread about this moron.
Submitted by Blsenter14 on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:34am.
i love that her mic only works if she's "singing" and "dancing". Hence the reason in her interview she had to use the hosts.
Maybe its motion activated, or they turn it off the second the song ends to save the batteries. You couldnt even hear her say thank you.
I was thinking the other night (shocking, I know) and how many comebacks does one celebrity have in their career? Her album 'Blackout' was supposed to be her comeback. Now this 'Circus' album is her comeback. Are we going to be subjected to a new 'comeback' every year?!? And how can you have a comeback when you've never really been gone?!?
If she put as much effort into being a good mother, I'd be impressed. Who chooses to be away from their children during the holidays? Oh, that's right-Shitters. She only wants her children when it's convenient for them to be around.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:12am.
Submitted by TITS: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really like what she's wearing in the airport shots."
Me too! Obviously she didn't pick it out.
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I am coming out as liking her clothes as well. Now there is three of us...I don't feel bad. And is obvious she didn't pick the outfit.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
LCT, yes, that was my point.
It just disgusts me how fucking two faced the media is....they loved it when she was a mess, and now they have nothing bad to say about her. Ridiculous, because we all know Jamie is the reason she has any of her shit together. She doesn't deserve any credit- she whines how she feels like a prisoner.......stupid bitch.
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You say that you need my love, and you're wanting my body- I don't mind
- Madonna "Physical Attraction"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:15am.
this "comeback" tour is going to be torture for all of us.
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I think the incessant posting about Britney on every site possible will be the death of us.
I was assing around on x17 and literally every 2nd or 3rd post was Britney.
The clown has taken over the circus.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
this "comeback" tour is going to be torture for all of us.
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You say that you need my love, and you're wanting my body- I don't mind
- Madonna "Physical Attraction"
Submitted by TITS: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really like what she's wearing in the airport shots."
Me too! Obviously she didn't pick it out.
I don't want Shitney to gain her 'edge' back. I just want her to piss off and go raise her children, because this display of mediocrity isn't exciting at all.
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she is so effing uninteresting...
hopefully she pulls an anna nicole before she gets too aged i mean, are we gonna follow this failure into it's 40s?
Submitted by loric on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:31am.
She's totally lost her stage presence.
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I agree. She used to put everything into it, now it looks like she's scared of moving too vigorously or her weave will fall off. I'm tired of her comeback already.
She's really playing it too safe. She needs to bust one out and dance like the tart we remember.
Her weave's also looking dirty again.
Ironic that she wouldn't make it past the audition phase of any of those shows.
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Horrifying, just horrifying. Her career should be dead...just need to bury the corpse.
You know it's killing her to be wearing so many clothes. She is dying to wear a shirt as a dress with no bra, I can see it in her dead eyes.
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