Deja Cheeto
Brit Brit continued her overseas "Don't Be A'Scared, Ahs On Mah Meds" tour by performing for Simon Cowell and his delectable manchichis on X-Factor last night. Our little sedated Cheetoling once again mouthed the hell out of "Woomanizah" and did her best impersonation of a possum trying to wiggle its way out of a bear trap. Basically, it was just like her two other performances. Although, I was a little disappointed for a couple of reasons. First, she didn't wear that lil' top hat. It made her mime-act so much more jauntier. Secondly, Brit didn't do her perfect British accent! She worked on that shit all last year and now was her chance to wow the Brits by using their native tongue! Damn that Daddy Spears for forcing her to stay on the script!
Below is Brit Brit leaving X-Factor last night and at Heathrow this morning. She's NYC bound! I better put on my "sexin' outfit" and try to get close to her bodyguard. He probably has a key to her meds box and you know there's some good shit in there.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really like what she's wearing in the airport shots.
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Maybe they've hooked up her "mic" so it only feeds into her earpieces and she really thinks she's singing for the audience.
Speaking of dancing bears, I loved me some Dancing Bear on the old Captain Kangaroo show.
Submitted by Always Sunny on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:36am.
people used to teach circus bears to dance by making them stand on hot coals while playing music. They should try this with Britney. It might make her a little more lively.
hahahahaha. I'd pay to see that live, with her yelping into a live mic.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM&feature=rec-HM-r2
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:24am.
Dancing bear....
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I remember reading once that people used to teach circus bears to dance by making them stand on hot coals while playing music. They should try this with Britney. It might make her a little more lively.
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I said good day, sir!
Very hard to watch, but for some reason she( her agent, dad, employees) is still trying to resurrect a career that most people thought was irreparable. You can tell though she is still being handled with kid gloves, as for her not to relapse. I dig that her bodyguard looks like an adult sized Verne Troyer.
You're so Mean, I mean it, You Meanie!
i love that her mic only works if she's "singing" and "dancing". Hence the reason in her interview she had to use the hosts.
Yeah, that was sad. Did she forget every dance move that she ever knew? I expect the lip-synching, but if she is going to do that, she should at least step it up a bit on the moves so that one thinks, "Well, she's workin' it so much that she HAS to lip-synch."
As it is, she looks like an entry in a junior high talent show.
She's totally lost her stage presence. She used to go out and at least try to dance. Now she goes out and stomps and moves her arms around. Shitters needs to realize she is nearing 30-it's time to grow up.
My favorite part is when she adjusts her microphone during her 'performance'. As if we believe she is really singing.
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Ugh, I'd take another YouTube version of "Put a ring on it," over seeing her do another one of her lithium induced performances.
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Submitted by The C word on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 10:24am.
Dancing bear....
...to be kind, at least she knew where she was.
Her dad repeatedly told her, "Remember: it's the same as that little dog you used to have--the cute one that went to sleep."
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I am (French) Canadian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM&feature=rec-HM-r2
Dancing bear....
...to be kind, at least she knew where she was.
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Who are the people in your neighbourhood?
I made it through the first verse...it's really hard to watch. Who rehearsed this with her and told her it was good? I'm a fat, middle-aged non-dancer who can move her feet faster than this chick. She should teach dance classes for paraplegics. "No, y'all, you don't even have to move your feet to dance. Watch me!"
The Michael Jackson impersonator that was at our resort in Mexico would have done a better performance..
and he is a Michael Jackson impersonator!!!!
I was looking for Simon with the duct tape over his mouth. No way would he give her anything less than "That was nauseating".
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Hmmm Simon didn't judge her vocal abilities! I agree she should have used her British accent.
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erm also NOT gangsta.
I hated her cutie little-girl voice at the end, in the on-stage interview. She's 27 with 2 kids, yet seems to think she's still 17. She might be smart to focus on overseas markets for her comeback.
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I am (French) Canadian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM&feature=rec-HM-r2