Morning Wood

So Phelps is into fake skanks, ick.

Michael Phelps' piece is nasty,you would think he could at least score better now that he has some money

Rosie needs to realize her star has stopped shining.Please go away.

They should have photo shopped those under eye bags out of Brit Brit's pics

Heidi Klum has always seemed kind of crazy to me,it's one of the reasons I like her

The original Tracy Turnblad needs to look in a mirror.You are still a chunky girl Ricki.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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On the plus side, Mama Phelps can take her to Chico's and deck her out in style!

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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan

I would assume the skank toned it down for Thanksgiving. Still, I'd give good money to see Mama Phelps face as she got a look at the pictures that were linked.

Holy butterface. Phelps' new ho is horrendous. I really hope the 2 of them don't breed. God, those would be some seriously scary looking babies.

Submitted by pomegranate on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:07pm.
OMG, Michael Phelps took that trash home to the family?! For Thanksgiving?! Imagine the look on his over-doting mothers' face when she walked in! I hope she doesn't read TMZ regularly!
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My thoughts exactly. That is a booty call ho.

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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan

OMG, Michael Phelps took that trash home to the family?! For Thanksgiving?! Imagine the look on his over-doting mothers' face when she walked in! I hope she doesn't read TMZ regularly!

Hey! They are well suited. Even she has a hot body and an unimpressive face.

Oh, Shitney. Actions speak louder than words. Just over the weekend she was snapped, video'd at a club for her "birthday" chaparoned by Larry Rudolph.

Stupid twat.

I like Reese Witherspoon. Sue me.

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Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will.

Bradiful - true.

No Words - Save yourself. My head fucking imploded.

I can't deal with her delusional ass.

I feel the need to punch somehting after reading the few bits I did.

M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:35pm

Oh honey I know, she is taking diggs at K Fed.
This leads me to believe that he did more character damage than what is known already.
He must have spilled behind closed doors to the court.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:35pm
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I honest to gawd could not read the interview, because I was afraid my head would explode all over the room.

Britney is a stupid, selfish, delusional cuntrag.

“In five years, I would like to be married and have a father figure for my kids, someone who is a provider and can be really stable,” Spears says.

What a fucking bitch. THEY HAVE A FATHER YOU CUNT! I'm sorry but as long as a chids blood parent is still in the picture, you don't go and replace them.

“It’s hard doing it on your own,” she added.

Uhm....hey dumb bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE FUCKING CUSTODY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BEING BABYSAT BY YOUR OWN FATHER.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! OMG SHE IS SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad I can't cancel my pre-paid subscription to Glamour. November had Keira Knightly on the cover, December had the much botoxed Nic Kidman. Now Shitney Spears? I'll have to tear of the cover as soon as it arrives.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:24pm.
wasn't Britney just complaining that she feels like a prisoner, because she's not allowed to go out?
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Yep.

She contradicts herself continueously.

She's an IDIOT!

wasn't Britney just complaining that she feels like a prisoner, because she's not allowed to go out?

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I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello

Danielle Steel novel!!!
LOL she thinks Daniel Steel is high class literature!!!!!!
the future I feel so sad for the future generations. DANIEL STEEL?!
she is the high class of the romance novels. :,(

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

PSL - After 4 entire days of no dlisted or cheeto updates, I had to let loose.

You know daddy Spears told her what to say.

Funny how she didn't mention swapping panites with go go dancers.

M.E., I know! I called her out on that shit yesterday.....fucking LIAH!

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I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello

PSL-No doubt, and I can't figure the attraction. I'd like to hang her up by her Victoria's Secret angel wings and flog her!

Umm...is it just me or does anyone else agree that Ricki Lake is still on the chubby side? "Her new, slim self"?! Bitch, please.

“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people,” the singer tells Glamour. “I love my home and staying in bed and watching Dancing With the Stars or reading a Danielle Steel novel. I’m kind of boring.”

Lying CUNT RAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like you can even comprehend a fucking Danielle Steel Novel.

Dr. Suess is a fucking stretch for you.

DUMB HILLBILLY CUNTRAG!

devilgirl, Heidi is just so overexposed. She's like Paris or J.Lo, when they were fucking EVERYWHERE.

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I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello

I'm diggin' Phelps' butterfaced...tatted...slutty...seriously racked...twinkie...island girl...fuck buddy.(I think I covered all the bases) That looks like some seriously athletic bedroom play.Careful Mike! Island girls will pop out a baby on that ass faster than you can swim.They're hyper fertile & all about "haole entrapment".;->

add me to I hate Heidy club
Ill bring snacks and we can meet and make fun of her comments
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

"Michael Phelps' piece of the moment has a talent with belts"

...and just like him, she is a total butterface!

Wow, our Heidi Haters is growing by leaps and bounds. No membership fee.

what does 2 butterface make?
Now according to MK a good gold digger will get knocked up, usually Asians and Whites babies mix are not very cute can you imagine what their baby will look like?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Heidi Klum annoys the fuck out of me too.

I just saw Beyonce singing Etta James songs, and I have to say, she sounded good. No one is Etta, but she sounded good...

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I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello

Devilgirl & Mel Tang ~ add me to the "I Hate Heidi" club.

What an annoying rag.

@Mel-Tang- I thought I was the only one who hated not only her, but Seal. Glad to know I am not alone in my disdain for them.

Ugh. I fucking LOATHE Heidi Klum. And her obnoxious husband.

Rich and famous people suck.

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Go Phelps!

Ha ha ha, sluts are cool.

Heidi Klum keeps her teeth in a bag. So do I! The dudes like it.

LMFAO MK! I remember the HBO series "Hookers" where one "lady of the night" was very proud of her toothless BJ skills.

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Fearless

They showed footage of the photo shoot for the Britney Spears magazine cover last night on Britney: For the Record. She looked very pretty with all the hair and makeup anyway. Yeah, it's photo-shopped, 'cause all images are now these days, but let's stop pretending that it's 2005 and that she doesn't actually look like this, because she does again, ok? God, it's as old as all the frapp and cheetos jokes.

A cool whip container of left-over dressing and yams to anyone who was able to sit through the entire hour of Rosie's variety show.

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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas

Love the bordello wallpaper behind Phelp's piece.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Fame sucked!

The slut with the rainbow tutu in that old Fame clip is one hot ho. She should be the one given a variety show while Blowsie is damned to the fiery pits of Hell/Xenu's volcano for all eternity.

That is all.

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

Damn, and I thought Michael Phelps was the one with the blowhole.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

All this time I've been spending copious amounts of money on a support bra when I could be using a belt. Damn.

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Fearless

Michael Phelps : Enjoy it while you can.
Rosie O : SHOCKER.
Brit Brit: Doesn't look that bad. She still sux.
The Fame remake : Why not? *rolls eyes*
Heidi Klum : Batshite crazy
Reese Witherspoon : Shut up you over-rated, over-paid twit.
Spanx for dudes : Put down the cheeseburger fat-ass!
Ricki Lake : Shut up. You haven't been relevant for 10 years.

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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!

i've always wanted to like reese--not sure why but anyway--she seems to have no sense of humor and then i read she was a friend of gwenny's and it all made sense. poor kids life must be so boring.

Rip that fake hair off Shitter's head and you have that crazy ass pap pic of Shitters going at 'em with an umbrella. Same face, same eyes. What I'd like to know is this: with two wombanizers (her kids) how the hell does she have time to lie in bed watching TV and reading? Those kids don't even factor into that selfish stoopid cunt's life. Oh and btw Shitters, I for one don't buy your circus act. It's fucking lame for a "girl" your age. Grow the fuck up.

Oh, and a big BLAH to Reese Witherspoon and Ricki Lake.

Reese, no one cares, so STFU.

Ricki, I'd look great too if I had $$$ to spend on a personal trainer and Fresh Express meals delivered right to my front door everyday.

Rich and famous people suck.

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Ahh, the magic allure of the Vegas cocktail waitress.

Wow, Phelps' "gf" is about as cheap and skanky as they come. But then again, what did we expect when we heard she was a Las Vegas cocktail waitress. He should know better than to take her home to his parents, skanks like these are to be used and discarded.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think Britney actually looked that good for real. If it was the photoshoot they were making her up for in the documentary, then she did. She looked very pretty and natural with her bangs combed down like that. And she has lost weight. But she's still crazy in the eyes. :(

Rich and famous people suck.

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