Monday, December 1st 2008

Morning Wood

Michael Phelps' piece of the moment has a talent with belts - Mollygood

Rosie O's variety show tanked - Celebitchy

Brit Brit really owes Photoshop an extra-long handjob for making her look like this - ICYDK

The Fame remake can't get much worse - SOW

Heidi Klum keeps her teeth in a bag. So do I! The dudes like it - Holy Moly!

Reese Witherspoon is over Christmas - Socialite Life

Spanx for dudes! - The Frisky

The original Tracy Turnblad can't believe she was fat - I'm Not Obsessed

Posted by: Michael K


Well at least Phelps is sticking to another butterface !!!

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Did anyone else watch 60 Minutes last night???
MAH BOO was very funny. Oh and Phelps was ok.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Phelps is a young, dumb jock. Let him enjoy his fame. But use a rubber!

Snarkley's picture

Poor Reese is probably stressed from having to put up with her big dumb doofus co-star for months.

KD's picture

Ricki Lake- What is with your monstrous calf muscle??

Deb's picture

Ricki Lake will always be the only Tracy Turnblad for me.
It looks like she had a bad nose job, unfortunately.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Stock Broker's picture

Cold Oatmeal (Reese W) needs to be grateful for the paycheck. So what if Vince Vaughn is a jerk off...just cash the check and move on. It's not like that crappy movie is going to change anyone's life.

Chick with Belt - does she use it on Dolphin Man instead of a net?

Shitney still looks like crap even when Photoshopped by NASA.

ricki lake's picture

I heart Ricki Lake. I will cut any bitch who calls her (or me) fat. XOXO

No Words's picture

I am sorry, but I have recently developed a huge crush on Heidi Klum. My 19-year-old son is angry with me for usurping his hottie.

The C word's picture

Shouldn’t they be called ‘Spunx’….?

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angel_i's picture

Oy...but they can't fix the Britsters eyes...

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KD's picture

That rib cage looks painful. Does she use that as a weapon when she's kung fu fighting?

Spanx for dudes is simply a more fashionable way of saying "he is wearing a truss"

Albatross's picture

Britney has *never* looked that good in RL, come on! Are people still falling for this shit?

And if Cold Oatmeal is over Christmas, she needs to send Jakey over to me for the holiday. :)

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KD's picture

Hey did you guys hear about the new "A shot at love" MTV show? Used to be with Tila Tequila and this time they have twins that they call the Ikki twins. The Icky twins!!