Monday, December 1st 2008
Where's The White Glove?
When I saw these pictures of Saint Angie Jo shopping in New Orleans, "Man in the Mirror" started blasting in my head. Seriously, if she was wearing pajama bottoms, a black blazer and a surgical mask, she'd be Jacko! Well, Jacko without the moves. I bet you Maddox out-moonwalks her ass.
And Angie's not wearing shoes. She's barefoot. Saints don't have toes. It's a little known fact.
Here's Saint Jacko and Maddox going to a toy store. Maddox is working the shit out of that off-the-shoulder look. His little allowance bag probably has more money in it than all of our checking account combined. They pay for shit using solid gold coins.
Lord, having so much fun over there on JJ, I think I have made a new BFF in Jill. She actually told me to "go scream at the ocean"!!!! YES!!! Its has made my year! I told her I was of course wearing mom jeans in to the bargain. I think we're soulmates!
I just found this little gem. Made me laugh anyway.
6:12 PM Anonymous Says:
Jolie had plastic surgery? Shut your mouth! Some hater has brainwashed you or you are being paid by Aniston. Angelina is completely natural. She's actually never even looked in the mirror.She does not know or care what people say about her; she is much too important for that and busy performing her countless kind and gracious acts. She does not wear make-up. The stuff on her face is from the time she attempted to save a dying woman and in the midst of performing her special mix of saintly CPR, the woman's make up was transferred to the most beautiful, natural and compelling face on earth. Jolie has only had four lovers; three of whom were dying men and sex with her was granted as their last request. This was a selfless act on Jolie's part. She did not enjoy the sex but was simply trying to make sure that these men made it on to the next life. She simply can't stand to see yet another refugee situation. Jolie did not have sex with Brad Pitt until two years after his divorce. And she did it then because it was his birthday. Before you ask, allow me to address the question about the most beautiful baby in the Solar System. As most of you already know, Angelina Jolie is not a mortal, Pitt simply looked a her, wished for a baby girl, and Shiloh was divinely placed in her pure and unscathed womb. Brad's family loves Angelina. They love the fact that she, as only one person, can bring such severe and varied psychopathology to their family. In other non-blessed families, it's typically one diagnosis per person; It takes a while for these other families to accumulate a good mix of crazy, annoying and disruptive. Jolie, because she is so special, brings 15 different diagnoses, problems, and dilemmas to Pitt Family; and believe me, they are all grateful. Initially the unenlightened Pitt Clan simply prayed their thanks to God. Now days they just tell Jolie directly since she recently advised them that God has been demoted and she is in now charge.
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I hate those shoes. She wears them all the time.
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Angie Jo's dress is tragic -- her fashion radar needs to be readjusted.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:49am.
Well, that would be because MOST women take at least 6 months to drop their baby weight. Angelina did it in a mere 6 weeks! And without the right body type! She truly is a miracle!
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Oh great! Now I hear the "Rosemary's Baby" chanters chanting!
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:43am.
Okay, how does a woman have a middle-aged, flabby middle and skeleton extremeties?
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Well, that would be because MOST women take at least 6 months to drop their baby weight. Angelina did it in a mere 6 weeks! And without the right body type! She truly is a miracle!
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Okay, how does a woman have a middle-aged, flabby middle and skeleton extremeties? I mean, gf has a GUT and I can see her pubic bone. bleh.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:34am.
Did you get slapped by an icy penguin or something?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:30am.
Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:26pm.
I also think that something tragic will happen to one of those kids.
Well, they're all not going to be able to do simple math unless they get some formal schooling.
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Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:26pm.
I also think that something tragic will happen to one of those kids.
Well, they're all not going to be able to do simple math unless they get some formal schooling.
Inside of Love,
Much of what you say makes a lot of sense, heck you sound like a very good clinical psychologist!!! But don't think you'll be letting her know anything by writting it on here!! She and Brad are completly oblivious by choice to how the MAJORITY of the General public can't stand them!! They think they are better than us, and that our opinions of them don't count!! The truth is they should care what we think, because the big league producers who have more power than they do care alot what we think, because weather or not we buy tickets to see films is often based on a celebrity's likability factor!! but other than that, she wouldn't pay attention to what people say about her unless someone threatens her or her kids or something extreme like that! If you want to send your opinion to major Hollywood Producers who may consider casting her, they might be the best way to "let her know" the hard truth she blinds herself to! And she probably WON'T win an oscar this year, because of What she said so unrepentantly in the NY times ionterview about her affair with Brad while he was married to Jen!! Believe it People! don't think for one minute the acadamy doesn't take unfavorble behavior off-screen into consideration, just remember Russell Crowe in 2002!!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:37pm.
It's the Jets vs. The Sharks...
Can we be the Puerto Rican ones???
I like to be in America.....
I feel pretty, oh so pretty....
Am I not obeying rules?
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NO! You are not! You are playing both sides, missy, and we're not having it!
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Submitted by Paige123 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:26pm.
I also think that something tragic will happen to one of those kids
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oh yes it will!!! At LEAST One, quite possibly more, end up EXACTLY LIKE HER!! Now that is very tragic indeed!!!!
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Laila on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:41pm.
Well I said that because whenever anyone posts anything favorable about Angelina on dlisted. A hundred dlisters call them loonies and then say, "Go to JJ" or "why don't you go back to JJ", which is exactly what those people are doing.
So why go there to mess with them when they are obeying orders? If all of those peeps came over here at once, dlisters would be pissed. Dlisters came up with the idea of turf first, JJ peeps are too busy fawning over everyone.
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that actually happ-ened here a few months ago, there was a full out war between JJrs and Dlisters, things got outta hand!! It was certainly entertaining, but it went to places I don't think it should go again!!
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It's the Jets vs. The Sharks...
Can we be the Puerto Rican ones???
I like to be in America.....
I feel pretty, oh so pretty....
Am I not obeying rules?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I wonder if Brad Pitt ever feels like he's fucking his grandmother?
Angel- I feel very dirty and in need of a shower! I think I will resort to the fetal position tonight so I can rock myself to sleep, muttering "It'll be ok, everything will be OK!"
@devilgirl: My compliments to you...I try but as soon as I start typing that shit I feel an ugly grown inside me and I have to stop.
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I have to retire for the night at JJ, I made myself ill with my last post- I mentioned the Jolie/Pitts were like a beutiful blend of love stew. Ick!
Boy, I just toured the Interwebsnest to see how many stories have been posted on them leaving a small New Orleans toy shop: countless. Pretty impressive that such a one-off event would lead to that much worldwide analysis.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:52pm.
whatever floats your boat...
@devilgirl:
Oooh...you good, girl!
And to whomever said the same thing happens here - totally not true. If someone comes over here and says: "Angelina has been working very hard to raise money for the people of New Orleans." People don't shoot back with FUGLY ANGELINA IS A LOOSER! She should be involved in REAL CHARITIES LIKE THE PERFECT AND WONDERFUL JEN.A!
If it's something down-to-earth like that, people will dispute it but not by telling that poster to DIE! OMG! That's what they do!
But if someone comes in and says: All you mom-jean wearing MANISTON LOVERS should go to hell - well then, of course they get it. They ask for it.
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Dlisted turf wars?
Okay, time to show my dlisted colors and my tats!
See this one on my back? PP!
See this one on my arm? Sghetti cat!
See this one on my butt? MK!
Uh, Angel_i, I am proud to say that that is one of my posts! Sickening isn't it? I am proud that both you and Mrs.K have cited two of my entries as completely nuts because that is what I am going for!
Good nite Tigerlilly! Love to you too! And I'll have another drank on you!
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Night, Tigerlil:)
Thanks for the laughs=)
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See that? Can't you hear them? They're saying: PLEASE! Please beat on me! I NEED a beating!:
She is a flawless human being, and sometimes I think that maybe she isn’t human. She is like a goddess or some heavenly creature. Look at her skin, her eyes, her perfect figure, her flowing chestnut hair, and that smile.
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Ahaha! I just got another rather scathing comment posted at JJ! This is such great sport! :))
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Ok, whores, AnolieJunkie has OD'd....
Love you more than Shitney loves her kids...
nitey, nite....
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:35pm.
Yep, I looked over there and the adoration was pretty ridiculous, but they aren't going to stop liking her because you chastise them and make fun of her
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and we are not going to stop making fun of them because you chastise us.
Can the circle be unbroken
By and by, Lord, by and by
There's a better home awaiting
In the sky, Lord, in the sky
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Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:27pm.
Thanks for the "Drank". Whatever floats your boat...carry on.
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Zactly, I'll admit it's COMPLETELY
obnoxious, but it cracks my ass up, so....Meh, we'll be over it in a few minutes...
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Submitted by Laila on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:41pm.
Well I said that because whenever anyone posts anything favorable about Angelina on dlisted. A hundred dlisters call them loonies and then say, "Go to JJ" or "why don't you go back to JJ", which is exactly what those people are doing.
So why go there to mess with them when they are obeying orders? If all of those peeps came over here at once, dlisters would be pissed. Dlisters came up with the idea of turf first, JJ peeps are too busy fawning over everyone.
Ok, who is this?
fuckthejolie-pitts @ 12/01/2008 at 10:06 pm
**** this ***** and her bullshit. you all are ******* crazy. and **** bloggers
THIS is my new bestie!;p
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You're right about that, Gigi....everything is a cycle...this too shall pass....
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:18pm.
Anyone going to JJ trying to provoke arguments is Lame. Time to take up a hobby.
Let the Angelina lovers have their turf as you have Dlisted.
Let's be mature about it, shall we?
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I read JJ for shits and giggles but I've never posted there. Still I don't see why anyone should "let them have their turf". If they wanna slobber all over Brangelina without hearing opposing view points then they should go to a private board. Frankly the mixture of fanaticism, hostility and excruciating stupidity demonstrated by most JJ'ers makes me understand perfectly why someone would wanna fuck with them.
I'd have to agree, Deb.
I don't think he's quite ready to leave but when he is, she has got him HARD by the balls. The upside is that he's not the one with the shaky background, so he's more likely to get more of them. *sigh* - that's not gonna be a fun situation.
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Tiger-The crawfish down the panties was priceless.
@ Tiger Lilly too - thanks for your wicked tiger humor also! You make me laugh as well, as I have read many of your caustic, crazy comments here at dlisted. CHEERS!!
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:32pm.
I personally think Brad stays because he loves children. Angie picked up on this early.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:27pm.
Thanks for the "Drank". Whatever floats your boat...carry on.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:22pm.
Yep, I looked over there and the adoration was pretty ridiculous, but they aren't going to stop liking her because you chastise them and make fun of her.
This reminds me of when Brit Brit first came out in '99. I liked the Baby one More time video. I thought it was well done. Then the media hoopla got out of control and I thought, "this ho isn't THAT great. This is out of control." But everyone LOVED her, when I couldnt stand her or the out of control attention she got which was completely unwarranted compared with the amount of vocal talent she had.
Now look where she is now.
Everything is a cycle; you just have to wait. Now, I kind of feel sorry for the girl, and her career is on shaky ground.
Brad and Angie will be around, but the wheel will turn and we won't hear anything about them.
Thanks angel i & Deb - I got your backs! We are not immature, malevolent h8trz. We are just normal folks with wicked senses of humor who just happen to dislike and are disgusted by the spectacle that is Brangelina. Lighten up Gigi - we're all just havin' a good ole time at the JJ loonies. BTW, one of my hobbies is goofing on whack-a-loones such as the Brangeloons, just some good, clean FUN!! Ahahaha!!
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Hey party on at JJ's dudes. It just seems like shooting fish in a barrel.
Interesting to see Mr. Blonde over there.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She looks like a fucking old cunt bag. I bet Brad Pitt wishes he was with Jennifer Aniston who looks 20 years younger and doens't come with all the humanitarian bullshit.
This fucker will be gone as soon as the next hot chick he wants to emulate comes into his life.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:18pm.
Anyone going to JJ trying to provoke arguments is Lame. Time to take up a hobby.
Let the Angelina lovers have their turf as you have Dlisted.
Let's be mature about it, shall we?
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Yeah, so true, but where's the fun in that???? Maturity is over-rated, afterall, that shit makes you old...;-P....Just ignore us...Here have some PURPLE DRANK...
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Yeah, TL, the loading is getting weird which means the hall monitors are back. LOL!
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I predict at least 2 of the kids will not be speaking to her in 20 years. My best guesses are Pax and Shiloh.
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I predict it is Shiloh and Pax that won't talk to her and maybe Zahara
I also think that something tragic will happen to one of those kids
I bet only ONE will attempt to go to College. The others will try to live off their parents or try to "make it Hollywood" AKA like Rumer/potato Head
I think one of the girls will get preggers early(teen)
One of the kids is gay
This is all just a guess.
No Gigi, I will not stop until the JJ freaks do wake up. Besides I am LMFAO at all the mayhem. Cadebra needs some laffs today, oh please. I'm just messin' with them, no harm done. Besides, what are they gonna do to me anyways? Come and egg my house? They don't know where I live....remember that :))
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:18pm.
Anyone going to JJ trying to provoke arguments is Lame. Time to take up a hobby.
Let the Angelina lovers have their turf as you have Dlisted.
Let's be mature about it, shall we?
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You know what happens, Gigi? You just start reading and you want to comment - just like here.
Keane went over there earlier and typed some very friendly but honest stuff. And they called her a PROSTITUTE! They start saying all kinds of nasty shit and it just makes you wanna fuck with them! LOL!
PS. I don't really. But I do type sometimes. Just normal stuff but unless it's God-Bless the Jolie Pitts they start calling you names. I don't bite anymore - I'd rather have fun.
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Yeah, they wouldn't post my latest entry, so I'm thinkin' a bannin' might be in my future, but I'm gonna give it a minute cuz I gotta pee and tend to the tiger cub, then I'll try again...I ain't gonna quit until I get banned for life (Shit, I thought it would be easier than this, but...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...