Monday, December 1st 2008
Where's The White Glove?
When I saw these pictures of Saint Angie Jo shopping in New Orleans, "Man in the Mirror" started blasting in my head. Seriously, if she was wearing pajama bottoms, a black blazer and a surgical mask, she'd be Jacko! Well, Jacko without the moves. I bet you Maddox out-moonwalks her ass.
And Angie's not wearing shoes. She's barefoot. Saints don't have toes. It's a little known fact.
Here's Saint Jacko and Maddox going to a toy store. Maddox is working the shit out of that off-the-shoulder look. His little allowance bag probably has more money in it than all of our checking account combined. They pay for shit using solid gold coins.
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Hm there are some negative posts on the thread - much more insulting etc than mine too. It would be hard to ban me though as I'm not saying anything insulting, but am having all the names on god's earth thrown at me. I can't believe people are that stupid that that's all they can think of to say in response.
Just got called a prostitue on JJ!!!! All I am doing is explaining the pap shot is pre-arranged and staged and Brange get some of the proceeds of the picture sales. Never encountered a more delusional or vitriolic bunch of human beings in my life!!!
Did someone say HOLY PURPLE DRANK?!
i'm banned from Just Jolie and Pop Sugar for dissing the Brange.
Keane,
I too am "banned for life" at Just Jolie. Give it time, they won't let you post long if you don't drink the Holie JOlie kool-aid.
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lizzieb on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:25pm
It makes your brain hurt, doesn't it?
Speaking of brains, I watched "Hannibal" the other night, totally forgot about the brain feeding scene, nast.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
lizzieb: Yeah, I got that... took a little to shake it up in my head. I got all kinds of confused and lost and wanted to cry. I think you do that a little too well. Which is why:
Keane: I value my sanity (what little I have), not going to JJ with you.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
I believe that her flesh toned slippers are made from the skin of what were formally once known as Brad Pitts balls. The skin seems so weak against the force of her cloven hooves.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:37pm.
Wish I could but am banned.None of my comments ever make it. Sad really.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:29pm.
Lizzieb: ummmmm... what? Please type that again in English?
I'm terribly sorry, I don't know how to translate Brangeloonie into English. I must have been speaking in tongues.
@Clarisse
Thanks for the warning. I might get too far into that mind set and never return. Still, no matter what evil crap we make up, the JJ's will always top us. A sobering thought.Think I'll have a glass of wine.
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Hey guys am having wicked fun over at JJ, have already been called a jealous shitty female non-entity, a dumb fuck and a mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging heffa! (Seriously no idea what the last one means but hell it sounds hilarious!). Nothing about mom jeans or Maniston-loving yet though but I'm working on it. Come join me - its hilarious! I'm lordhelpme in case you're interested.
She has some kind of slipper on, but she still looks like Morticia...
Wait... was that satire? I'm sooo slow in picking that shit up sometimes... Please forgive.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Did she buy a family sized Ginsu knife set?
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
lizzieb,
LOL!!! That was almost TOO good!
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
Lizzieb: ummmmm... what? Please type that again in English?
Kthnxbi!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
It is so lovely to see the sexy mama with her big boy. I bet they all love Angie and Brad. Zahara- or ZZ as we who know the family like what we do call her- is the funniest person in the world! Fact! She said to Angie with her cute little face, all like a little third world kid, ‘momma, who is Soon Yi and why does Mad keep laughing about her and saying –bide your time Z, karma is a bitch? Who is Karma is she our new sister?’ Mamma Ange laughed and, for her own good has sent her back to Africa for a few days to see when she’s well off. So funny.
They are so sexy, love me some Pitt Porn , hope they are making more HAWT babies right now !! ha ha ! That Jen hag- she aborted 5 of Brad’s babies with her chin. That’s why I never go to dlisted, they say such horrible things about the lovely Brad and Ange and defend that baby killing, piss stained old bag. Ha! A multi millionaire with lots of friends at 40- what a looooser. Ange can’t have friends, she sticks her fingers in their boyfriend’s no-no hols. It’s not her fault, it’s her dad.
I’d better stop now, the wind might change and I have to spend the rest of my life sitting on JJ going ‘god bless the jps’ etc.
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i was on another website and saw this link. how can people seriously say this woman hasn't had any work done on her lips and nose? i should post this on jj. who am i kidding? i will not get through.
This chick has gotta be responsible for ten percent of the toy industry's profits for the past couple of years. Way to teach the kids to be consumers, ya twat.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:27pm.
winona said in girl interrupted "that light she had in her eyes are gone and now her eyes are dead and empty" the director said he choose the actors similar to their characters enough said.
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Winona deserves so much more than Angelina - so much more beautiful (well, she used to be very pretty) and actually talented. but she fucked up. sad.
Saint Jacko!! That is too fucking funy!! She does look sort of freakish these days. Anorexic with her big glasses and dark hair, acting abnormal with kids.... Saint Jacko is fucking right on! LOL
What the fuck is wrong with her legs?
@yepyepyep:
I do!
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yeah from now on I will using JJ comments as my signature
they have a very good positive message as long as u r a vampire named Jolie.
does anyone else thinks she AJ is a vampire?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:47pm.
@Clarrise
I followed your brave lead and went to JJ. Allow me:
Monique @ 11/30/2008 at 7:33 pm Thanks Jared..you are the only Blog I go to that has
1st class posters. You are a class act, Jared. No wonder Vanity Fair
picked you out as a good hearted blog...
and if that HAG, MANISTON would end her pity party and stop spreading LIES and get back to trying on mom jeans that would suit her OLD, UGLY FACE then all would really be right in the world:)
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON
I was making toast and her image appeared on my slice of bread, I DIED! I will post pictures of it on JustJolie, it was a miracle and I prayed.
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Oh life! i gots the giggles.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:29pm.
that was you with the toast??
"bowing to kiss your shoes and black ass."
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
"I was making toast and her image appeared on my slice of bread..."
*warbling*
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angels' voices! Oh, Night Divine...
*and so on and so forth*
Oh crap, lemme clarify, I dun made that JJ shit up!
Pretty good, no?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
WOW - can't the lunatics pick on something else besides Jen's physical appearance? She looks like a man? Really? Aside from her chin, she's rather attractive. I guess Reese W. looks like a man too. I guess we're all blessed in certain areas and lack in others. Jen might not be a beauty queen (although she has sex appeal)so I'll assume she makes up for her looks in her personality. Whereas Jolie (with the help of a cosmetic overhaul) may appear to be attractive but she's nuttier than an almond joy, has zero personality and mental problems. See how she lacks in the other areas? Many people would take having a good heart, a developed personality and a sense of humor over Beauty....
I'm lucky, I have both :-) lol
She showed up on someone's piece of toast?
"Heading for bomb shelter, checking the sofa batteries and toilet bats."
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Ah MK your bitterness knows no bounds...!! She looks SO WASTED!
Your face!
Bradi!
PHEW!!! I was skeered there!!!
Jolie toast!!!
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
"I was making toast and her image appeared on my slice of bread, I DIED! I will post pictures of it on JustJolie, it was a miracle and I prayed.
I feel blessed to live on the same planet as Angie, I walk the same ground, I LOVE HER & WANT TO BE HER!
God Bless Angie and Brad."
*jaw drops*
*adds 3 more layers to tin foil full body suit*
Clarisse, iz wuz bein' a LOONINIZAH!
Iz med that up!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:09pm.
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Well, she does look like a man. But why would she take male hormones? Did she want to be more of a man than teh Brad? She already is! Perhaps some weight related issue? Bitch be crazy like that.
LOL. Edited to add: I thought your post was some prank about Angelina Jolie. After all, she's been looking extremely manly lately.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
*shakes head and re-reads*
"I was making toast and her image appeared on my slice of bread, I DIED! I will post pictures of it on JustJolie, it was a miracle and I prayed."
*puts on foil hat and makes the sign of the cross with fingers*
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
So wait, JJ was named a good hearted blog and they destroy jen at every chance?
Ok, sure.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
OOOOOOO, we're doing JJ snipes!!!
GOODY GOODY, my turn:
Oh what a beautiful image, Angie is such a natural and fluid beauty. And that little Maddox, such a lucky little boy to have an incredibly gifted mommy and daddy. They are truly the most perfect family.
I was making toast and her image appeared on my slice of bread, I DIED! I will post pictures of it on JustJolie, it was a miracle and I prayed.
I feel blessed to live on the same planet as Angie, I walk the same ground, I LOVE HER & WANT TO BE HER!
God Bless Angie and Brad.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:09pm.
I read that one too. Totally credible of course. I am banned from JJ yet this one can drip poison like that? I'm all for dripping poison, nay pouring it on by the bucket load, but what's bitching for the goose must be snarking for the gander. But no, over on Just Jolie she's a goddess and JA is evil for being cheated on and daring to say that Braddy boy and Skanky aren't very nice.
Funny old world.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:09pm
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Oh.My.Gwad.
JJ has some sick bitches. What the fuck is their problem with Jennifer Anniston?
Her skeleton hand is freaking me out.
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 2:09pm.
Holy hell is that real?
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Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will.
Submitted by mslewis on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:07pm.
Brad's "Benjamin Button" movie will be screened tonight in New Orleans and it will be nice to see Brad and Angie on the red carpet again.
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yes and I hope Angie wears a urine soaked dress, cuz she does stuff like that
she be cool
Rumor as it that poison ivy took some male hormones which lead to a misscarriage. That’s the reason behind Brad disgusted by her and wouldn’t want her to bear his children anymore…after all her body was more important than their child.
She is a homewrecker and a lifewrecker as well. No wonder he had to go to a shrink.
Thank god he left that witch. he has now become a REAL HOME BUILDER with a real woman who is more into life and kids than a cold manly one with no respect for giving life.
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damn they are bad poor JA
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
BUT IF IT IS MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON IN DRAG! The face, the nose, the pose... She has it all! Just add the globe and the transformation will be complete. So, unless she really wants to end up looking like the most famous alleged pederast of the world, she should get those bitches of "What not to wear" to her home STAT.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Damn read the comments on JJ if you dare to make a little negative comment you are a TROLL and need to get a life. I think I will post some beautiful little comments and get banned :D
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
lizzieb!!
LMAO!! Right cuz WE ALL know that NOBODY at Just Jolie would ever be "bored, stupid uneducated humans have too much time on their Internet to
post hateful hurtful & cruel things."
"Not impressed by JA @ 11/30/2008 at 9:32 pm Those hens should do their idole a favor : why not ask Maniston to endorse ‘PAPERS’ diapers in lieu of ‘SMART WATER’ ?,
After all, she has already showed the world that she wasn’t smart at all by taking PeeBoy back ! She has demonstrated the extent of her cretinism by telling everyone that she is madly in love with the Urinator, the one she begged to take her back !.
Endorsing ‘Pampers’ is the next logical step as she is playing Mayer’s enamoured mum…i mean cougar and could put him some diapers…when she doesn’t want to be showered with his p*ss, of course !.
Who would have thought that The “unsinkable” Maniston has not only sunk to the deepest lows ever, she is now drowning with her juvenile fans in the ocean of retardness and desperation."
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randy1,
I can only imagine. That trailer with her screaming, whining, and painfully overacting that I've been subjected to a couple of times was more than enough.
Maddox could kick all those paps asses I bet a hundred on it. That kid looks like he would just bust out some nun chucks or samurai sword and kick ass.
Walked out of the movie. Couldn't watch her butcher another movie. She's absolutely terrible.
Maybe she should play a baboon for her next disaster flick.