Monday, December 1st 2008
Where's The White Glove?
When I saw these pictures of Saint Angie Jo shopping in New Orleans, "Man in the Mirror" started blasting in my head. Seriously, if she was wearing pajama bottoms, a black blazer and a surgical mask, she'd be Jacko! Well, Jacko without the moves. I bet you Maddox out-moonwalks her ass.
And Angie's not wearing shoes. She's barefoot. Saints don't have toes. It's a little known fact.
Here's Saint Jacko and Maddox going to a toy store. Maddox is working the shit out of that off-the-shoulder look. His little allowance bag probably has more money in it than all of our checking account combined. They pay for shit using solid gold coins.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:47pm.
@Clarrise
I followed your brave lead and went to JJ. Allow me:
Monique @ 11/30/2008 at 7:33 pm Thanks Jared..you are the only Blog I go to that has
1st class posters. You are a class act, Jared. No wonder Vanity Fair
picked you out as a good hearted blog.
It’s refreshing in this day & age when so many bored, stupid
uneducated humans have too much time on their Internet to
post hateful hurtful & cruel things.
I love the JP’s. I have sooooo much respect for them
as parents & philantropists.
They finally found eachother when Brad was 42 & Angie 30.
Oh dear.
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*blinks*
*stares blankly*
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:28pm.
Wait...theres paparazzi in...New Orleans?
The Case of Benjimn whatever is basically Meet Joe Black part 2. Anybody remember that POS? No? I didn't think so...
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Yep, I saw it. The best part of the movie is when Braaad, (Joe Black / Young Man in Coffee Shop) gets creamed by a cab and bounces off a couple of other cars.
Me and Mr. Green Is Good peed our pants. But we're sick that way.
@Clarrise
I followed your brave lead and went to JJ. Allow me:
Monique @ 11/30/2008 at 7:33 pm Thanks Jared..you are the only Blog I go to that has
1st class posters. You are a class act, Jared. No wonder Vanity Fair
picked you out as a good hearted blog.
It’s refreshing in this day & age when so many bored, stupid
uneducated humans have too much time on their Internet to
post hateful hurtful & cruel things.
I love the JP’s. I have sooooo much respect for them
as parents & philantropists.
They finally found eachother when Brad was 42 & Angie 30.
Oh dear.
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So, I saw the Changeling.
Great story, well told. Painting red baboon ass lips on Angelina? No, thank you. Acting? Meh - I'll give her a pass. The material had a HUGE range which can help any half-assed actress in a pinch.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:13pm.
Wow...i can practically see her spanx. Not that she needs them.... -_- Just that little twin baby tummy that wont quite go away...
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Well, she could give it a minute or two. She only had those babes four months ago....most women I know take about a year to get "it" back.
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jolie and aniston are rockin the same hair do! yeah!!
She is too skinny. Not attractive.
Hahaha! I didn't even notice her shoes look BUSTED and her arms are flabby. Well, overall she looks very unkept. Not Shitters unkept, mind you, but enough to be noticed. I would invite her to get a proper haircut because it looks like she just rolled out of bed, combed her hair once and left the house with the orphan of the day.
Oh! and what with the hair dye addiction?. She has been dying her hair very often, so I would expect a more busted hair. Is she using a wave or something?.
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I know Clarisse, you can't put nothin' over on me.
*blink* The Photoshop and Airbrush twins have a lot to answer for.
edit: Nice circulatory system you got there, girl.
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
...um, she needs to losen up that dress around her belly b/c I can see the makings of a roll. IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN? Has this been confirmed yet b/c I keep seeing it everywhere.
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Damn, you good!
TITS,
LOL! Don't worry. That was an jewel from Just Jolie. I am not a Holie fan. I am a jellus h8tr!
SCREW YOU OCEAN!!!
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
I CANT FUCKING STAND HER!!!!
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That kid is old enough to carry his own damn toys.
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Wait...theres paparazzi in...New Orleans?
The Case of Benjimn whatever is basically Meet Joe Black part 2. Anybody remember that POS? No? I didn't think so...
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Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will.
It's nice to see she has a little baby paunch after giving birth to three kids. She is still unbearable though.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:15pm.
holee shit honey, you need to quit the J.J.
here, I'll help
Oh, delightful! God bless the jolie-pitt family, look how adorable mad is and angie looks just as fantastic as always! I dreamed last night that they adopted my poo baby and I woke up so happy that when I sat my three hundred pound muu-muu wearing ass down to my five course breakfast I swear I saw brad smiling down on me from the ceiling light.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:15pm.
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*uncontrollable projectile vomiting*
They are all women saying this shit...trust.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:15pm.
"Classy,Naturally Beautiful Angelina.
Luv the Jolie-Pitt Family!
Mad’s is getting so big are they shopping for Pax’s birthday present? Too cute."
Swoon! "There are new pics of Brad on his bike! Soooo HOTTT!!"
Guess where I jus came back fromz???
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the brain surgeon?
(worried side eye)
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Clarisse, would I be going out on a limb if I said JJ?
"Classy,Naturally Beautiful Angelina.
Luv the Jolie-Pitt Family!
Mad’s is getting so big are they shopping for Pax’s birthday present? Too cute."
Swoon! "There are new pics of Brad on his bike! Soooo HOTTT!!"
Guess where I jus came back fromz??? I am a jellus h8tr!!!
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
Wow...i can practically see her spanx. Not that she needs them.... -_- Just that little twin baby tummy that wont quite go away...i know it WELL!!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:03pm.
Wow! Im pretty shocked this emaciated ho isnt wearing black.
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No, she was feeling cheery, upbeat and festive, so she went with charcoal grey. (-:
Wow! Im pretty shocked this emaciated ho isnt wearing black. How anyone finds a chick this gross attractive is beyond me. Winos crackie arms are fuller than hers..
Submitted by RJII on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 1:00pm.
She looks good for some raising twin babies and four young children. I'd be bald and chain smoking on valium.
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She's not raising them...the hired help are. And frankly, they're raising themselves, like a little wolf pack.
I don't get the MJ comparison, but she could use a little sun.
She looks good for some raising twin babies and four young children. I'd be bald and chain smoking on valium.
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For the love of God, I fail to get all the hype over this particular woman.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:16pm.
She is painfully thin. Is she trying to out-do Katie Holmes for most pasty celeb?
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Good point. I usually think she looks good in her staged photo-ops, err, I mean, when she is 'caught during one of those precious family moments', but she does look like death warmed over here, much like AnoWh0reBot.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by KidL on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:52pm.
That would be because she is.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
She looks like an anorexic junkie.
She's good, dudes - she reads.
She made sure to look extra happy today cuz we've all noticed she's been lookin' a little Xanaxy.
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EAT A FUCKING CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKING LIKE WALKING DEATH IS NOT ATTRACTIVE, SEXY OR EVEN APPEALING!
SAY BUH BYE TO BRAD YOU STUPID BITCH!
NOLA for shopping?? for groceries she should go to Zuppardo's Grocery Store!!!!!1
I LOVE NOLA!
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I can't stand how this dumb ho plans these outings by choosing which kid (or kids) she's going to take and then matching her outfit to theirs. Always with the photo op prepared color-coordinated mommy/child outfits. It's pretty sad.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:16pm.
And the lady behind her flipping the open/closed sign...please don't tell me they closed the damn store down so they could shop??? Fuck
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YES, they did close the store so that she could shop in private! Don't f*cking pretend to be normal when you're not. How big is the store that she couldn't handle bumping into other customers? She is so full of herself! The store wouldn't let the papz in even if they kept the store open - so really, why the big fuss!? We ALL know she informed them of her whereabouts before she left the house. How'd the papz even know they were in NOLA? I thought they were living in Germany now? This family is a f*cking mess!
How many seconds did it take for Vampiralina to dial up the Pappz for this totally spontaneous, and not planned outing?
Is she STILL promoting "The Changeling"? Give it up. Even the trailer stank.
Those shoes are awful! You can see the toe marks in them. gross. With all the money they have you mean to tell me she can't afford a new pair!? I just can't understand the tailored dress with the worn out shoes. geez.
And yes we know Maddox is her favorite. They were probably out buying more knives and chinese stars! I have to agree that these are staged photos once again. Who really goes shopping with a dress on - it's not like she's on Rodeo Drive. We're on to her. Even weirdo Katie Cruise dresses in jeans around the city.
She has the most hideous legs I've ever seen, no joke.
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I don't have the intestinal fortitude to sit through another Jolie or Pitt movie ever again. Every time I saw the trailer for "Wanted" this weekend, everyone in the room groaned. Box office poison.
Great hair though. Straight but not flat-ironed straight.
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:17pm.
i'm gonna pass on the benji button movie it looks horrible.
I saw an extended trailer over the holiday. It's one of those Hillary Swank/Charlize Theron roles where Brad has to make himself super-ugly to show off his acting chops. Of course, by the end, he's looking like Brad in "Joe Black" again.
She looks so hard and pasty. Ugh.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Angie please pack it in. We actually know that you stage these things- most toy shops I have visited in the past are not the hang out of paps and this is not exactly a relaxed go shopping with the kid outfit. We now you are desparate for an Oscar as validation of your poxy ‘art’ and deplorable lifestyle but trust Miss J, Brad has got as much chance of growing his balls back as anyone being stupid enough to actually reward you for shouting, pouting, emoting, showing your ribs and being as credible as a four pound note for two hours. I know you think you are a serious artist but, for the record, you are seriously and wildly mistaken. Now take boy one home and give all those brats a bath. Thanks awfully. *******************************************
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She's getting that gristly Madonna look to her. Not very attractive at all.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
I used to think she was pretty, not anymore her lips look like fish lips they are not sexy, as winona said in girl interrupted "that light she had in her eyes are gone and now her eyes are dead and empty" the director said he choose the actors similar to their characters enough said.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Naaa, she's not pregnant...it's New Adoptee's turn. She needs to get an African baby to "balance the family"...christ, what a poseur.
That's one huge bag of shit. And what's that she's carrying?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
And no, her slot of doom is not with another diamond babeh.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:23pm.
hahahhaha C word!
something funny- you called me on the phone in my dream, last night! weird!
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Haaahaaa...was I breathing heavy?
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I'm not an amateur psychologist; I just play one on the internet.
hahahhaha C word!
something funny- you called me on the phone in my dream, last night! weird!
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I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
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