Monday, December 1st 2008
Where's The White Glove?
When I saw these pictures of Saint Angie Jo shopping in New Orleans, "Man in the Mirror" started blasting in my head. Seriously, if she was wearing pajama bottoms, a black blazer and a surgical mask, she'd be Jacko! Well, Jacko without the moves. I bet you Maddox out-moonwalks her ass.
And Angie's not wearing shoes. She's barefoot. Saints don't have toes. It's a little known fact.
Here's Saint Jacko and Maddox going to a toy store. Maddox is working the shit out of that off-the-shoulder look. His little allowance bag probably has more money in it than all of our checking account combined. They pay for shit using solid gold coins.
ShareThis
Wow she looks really horrible.
Was it laundry day? Is that the only thing left that didn't have piss on it?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mad is holding the bag that contains his dad's balls.
(yeah sorry, couldn't resist)
And I can't help but feel that I'm looking at TommyGirl and Suri in a mixed-up, alternate dimension.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not an amateur psychologist; I just play one on the internet.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:19pm.
What's this caca about her being knocked up again? Is it true?
with a normal person, I'd say hell no, but with her, who the fuck knows? wouldn't put it past her.
-----------------------------------------------
"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I can totally see Maddox as a ruthless dictator. I bet that little pouch he is carrying houses ears and fingers of disobedient Jolie/Pitt staffers.
I agree that Maddox is her "secret" favorite.....
***********************************************
I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello
she's really fucking gross and only looks good when she's dolled up. most.overrated.beauty.ever.
She has a supporting-actress Oscar; she's looking for a leading-actress award, I guess.
What's this caca about her being knocked up again? Is it true?
those tats are just godawful, yet I have to agree, she's looking about like anyone would look who had twins five months ago, she still has a little tummy on her.
-----------------------------------------------
"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Mslewis, Dirk Diggler - please suckers! You actually think Angelina just happened to be out toy shopping with Maddox with perfect hair and outfit and just happened to be stumbled upon by the paps!!! Seriously, the naivety of my fellow Dlisters disturbs me. Doesn't everyone understand by now these are always pre-arranged photo opportunities which Brad and Ange get half of the picture royalties from? They are central to her carefully orchestrated media campaign: great mother, humanitarian, great actress, sexy bitch. Don't we know it all by rote now? Does anyone genuinely believe this nonsense is just Ange going about her daily business? The world has to wake up and understand that there ain't no way she is ever gonna get papped unless it is in her interests to do so. She ain't out enjoying a day shopping with Maddo, she's working people! And whoring her kids out into the bargain. She's the American Katie Price.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 12:04pm.
Did she just get released from a women's correctional facility? I swear that is the look from Cell block H.
LOL!
********
President Obama - Get used to it! :)
i'm gonna pass on the benji button movie it looks horrible.
she's only out with maddox cuz he's her favorite or maybe it's his turn--those kids are in constant rotation but mad gets to go single! z and shiloh are always matched up and i definitely notice tension between them!! ha ha just kidding--no one attack please!!
Hi little people! Hi! Look at me shopping in your neighborhood just like you! Well, yes, I had them close the store, but other than that, oh, yeah, I have someone to carry my bag, but other than, oh, and I did bring a hand full of pappz, but other than...Oh Fuck. Just give me an Oscar already.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
And the lady behind her flipping the open/closed sign...please don't tell me they closed the damn store down so they could shop??? Fuck. That. Go to Wally World and get trampled like everybody else. Not Maddox, though. But his mama could use a boot to the backside, that's all I'm sayin'!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
She is painfully thin. Is she trying to out-do Katie Holmes for most pasty celeb?
She has the ghostly pallor of a prisoner who gets no time in the yard.
Wonder if she's sneaking out someone else's kid in that bag.
***********************************************
I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
AJ wins the "2nd ugliest arms" award. Next to Madonna, of course. Look at those man-hands!
I didn't know quaint little shops in NOLA were the paps' new hangout. Quick, someone tell Ms. Price!! Hurry before Brange leave town - something tells me they won't be thereafter ;)
------------------------------------------------
It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
*He's looking more and more like Shortstop from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
You know, I did a little private survey...men do not find Angie Jo remotely attractive (or interesting or sane). Her most rabid fans appear to be women. Don't know what that means, other than maybe her fans are projecting her supposedly perfect life into their own lives.
I don't think she looks good here at all.
I am by no means a Brangeloonie, but shit, she is 5'7 or 5'8....she is NOT going to have size 6 feet.
shit.....
***********************************************
I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello
So the nomads are in NOLA again, huh? Hey Maddox, down here fall semester will be over in two weeks. How are those grades looking? Oh, my bad...
Tragelina's style puzzles me. What's up with all the dresses? Can't she throw on some jeans once in a while, especially when you're running errands and shopping and whatnot.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Love her pagent wave. Tournament of Roses parade is in her future!
She looks animated, she has some meat on her bones and is obviously having a good time shopping with little Maddox. Good for them.
The dude in picture #3 looks semi-hot.
Another photo opportunity exploiting the kids for money and publicity. And another one in a goddam toy shop - again hammering home the message of what a wonderful mother Angelina is. Its ok Ange, we get it - you're an amazing mother, actor and humanitarian - we have it down pat now, you don't need to keep arranging the photo opps. I hope to dear God you get that damn oscar you're after as you sure have put in 100% effort. And back to the deadly thin and deathly pale look already? Am sure that's keeping Brad happy (ahem). And if you just popped 2 kids out of that tummy a few months ago and got it that flat without the aid of major surgery I'm a monkey's cousin. (I'm not).
She is wearing shoes. They're just flesh toned. Weird ghoulish half dead flesh that is.
What is that odd bulge by her pubic bone? Has she taken to wearing old lady panties?
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
Blackout
Circus
Coma
She's got some big dogs to go with her big mouth.
So where is the rest of the.. clan? brood? flock?
I like the owner's changing the closed to open sign after she leaves. She's just one of us, people.
Actually, she's not that thin!! She obviously still has her baby stomach from having the twins, which makes a lie out of the people who insist she had a "tummy tuck." It's obvious she did not have one. She looks like a woman should look who had twins 5 months ago.
Anyway, Angie looks happy and healthy and very beautiful, as usual. Glad I could get that in before the haters arrive!!
Brad's "Benjamin Button" movie will be screened tonight in New Orleans and it will be nice to see Brad and Angie on the red carpet again.
Re: third thumbnail...skinny and flabby arms are not attractive either.
Did she just get released from a women's correctional facility? I swear that is the look from Cell block H.
LOL White Glove. Pure gold. LMAO
Morticia is SMILING in DAYLIGHT!?!!
Those tats make her look like a junkie.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
how do you look that thin after twins?? i'm baffled.
This bitch is starting to look like Samara, the monster-girl from "The Ring." Not an attractive look.
I think she looks happy.....good for her. *hides*
***********************************************
I wanna bite the hand that feeds me.
I wanna bite that hand so badly.
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me....
- Elvis Costello
Those are cream colored shoes....fades into her foot!