Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 1st!
When god was handing out sexual obsessions, it is pretty clear that Chad was standing at the end the line. - CanonballJenkins
Runners-up:
Um, that's okay Grand-dad, I'll just sit over here and look at your stuffed animals. - Clarisse
"Take the dang picture, Edna! I need to get ready to go teach Sunday School!" - Deb
Seems unfair that he put his non-threatening "Lil' Lobo" on leash while the other coyotes run free. - Stan Hooper
The NSFW version is after the jump. JUMP!!!
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Caption it? I can hardly speak!
CUNTry First!
OMFG people ~~ This dude lives next door to me!!
Now I know what they mean when they said that no one knows what goes on behind closed doors! DAMN!!
And Wiley E Coyote thought the road runner came fast!!
Joe Simpson's Christmas Card
I thaught I saw a puddy cat!!
A country boy may survive, but do you really want to be in the same room with him.
Nose to the wind!!
Jeb takes Coyote Ugly to a whole 'nother level.
I thought Larry Craig was into bears, not coyotes.
Never name your kid "Wiley". EVER.
Gherkin? Maybe.
Wile E. Coyote, Super Penis.
The Cops were shocked to find this in Clay Aiken's Basement!
No Really! Tell Grandpa I don't care to see his Daffy Duck or his Wile E. Coyote.
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I'm just here for the beer.
Daddy Spears waitin' for his bareback rodeo riding lesson.
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I'm just here for the beer.
After years of instataneous service, Acme failed to deliver the Viagra on time.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Heading for the 90's, living in the wild wild west.
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I know I'm free
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land...
God Bless the USA!!
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"That picture makes me look like a sociopath." - Theodore Bagwell
Toot toot...Haaaaaay...beep beep...!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
After immersing himself fully into the role of George W. Bush, Josh Brolin was on the brink of no return.
Dick Cheney's Match.com Tagline:
Who wants to Wile E. my Coyote?
Waiting for the Chode Runner...beep beep!
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
What's scarier that Papa Spears' clown costume?
His cartoon bondage dungeon.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Why do I click on anything in this place?
On Topic: John McCain takes his first formal photo after the election.
Daddy Spears watches Britney, but who's watching Daddy Spears?
Wile E. Coyote's lesser known cousin, Wee-Willy Coyote, the one the family never talked about. They didn't want Warner Bros. knowing their dark history with minors.
"I'll have what she's having" - Estelle Reiner
Now Bush can finally go back to his hobby full-time.
Got mah mind on my coyotes and mah coyotes takin' it from behind.
AhhhOOOOEWWW!!
Dubyah prepares for life after his presidency.
Dag nabbit, the roadrunner done stole my balls again!
Now we know why Earl loves coyotes so much: the reason is found below the black bar...
Wanna pet my toy poodle?
This "To catch a predator" stuff is starting to border on entrapment
Vile e. coyote.
I voted for McCain.
I have a belly button.
First pics to come in from Oliver Stone's W2
-DOOLminded-
Deep in the dark
you'll surrender your heart
but you know, but you know
that you can't fight this gross sight
no, you can't fight it . . .
this creep will tear you apart
-Coyote Ugly
This is just wrong on so many levels.
*meep* *meep*
*squirt* *squirt*
Come here and we'll have our own personal shootout at the Wile E. Coyote Corral.
Finally, Elmer & Wile E. admit to falling in love on a Warner Brothers' set; and although they have 10 biological & 15 adopted offspring, Elmer refuses to marry Wile E. until everyone can be legally married in the eyes of the law. Geez, where have we heard this before.......
"Wyle E. Coyote meet your Acme Salesman."
(No wonder you always get screwed.)
When Elmer Fudd asked Wile E. if he wanted to see his Fuddsicle, poor Wile E. thought he meant a chocolate ice cream on a stick.
Brokeback Mountain 2: The More That We Wear Leather, the Happier We'll Be.
Talk about Coyote Ugly!!!
Rocket skates aren't the only thing Wile E. strapped on last night.
I'm fucking suing!
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Wyle E Coyote
"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Mr. Coyote climbed to the top of the butte and carefully released his cocking device.
OMG..I'm gagging...is that his pecker pointing at me? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
Idaho Senator, Larry Craig at home.