Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 1st!
When god was handing out sexual obsessions, it is pretty clear that Chad was standing at the end the line. - CanonballJenkins
Runners-up:
Um, that's okay Grand-dad, I'll just sit over here and look at your stuffed animals. - Clarisse
"Take the dang picture, Edna! I need to get ready to go teach Sunday School!" - Deb
Seems unfair that he put his non-threatening "Lil' Lobo" on leash while the other coyotes run free. - Stan Hooper
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It was at this point the audience realised why the Road Runner ran so fast.
so that's what my grandpa's been up to since retiring.
Um, my brother-in-law also collects "western memorabilia"...should I be concerned?
Brad Pitt babysits.
Ever since the wife had to get the second job, I've had my hands full watchin the youngins
Dubya retires.
We always knew that Billy Bob Thornton never quite got over Angelina..but who knew he was this heart broken?
All those coyotes, but I can't help but stare at the last Road Runner in the shoppe.
"Alright now babies.. Diddy can only feed one of ya'll at the time.. but first, I needs to takes me viagra pills.. so you'z be hanging on for a moment while the pipe fills up for a good feedin, youngn's.."
Amid diminishing poll numbers, Idaho senator Larry Craig launched his re-election campaign early.
Every time I see something like this it puts me just a little closer to becoming a complete misanthrope. I'm changing my name to Diogenes. Now someone get me a pack of dogs and a tub.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
If you enter my domain, I will give you a territorial pissing.
If I hear one woodpecker joke, someone's going to get my Wile E. to their face.
Hey look, it's Dick Cheney's long lost brother...Dick always knew they would find him bound in leather surrounded by stuffy characters and his dick in a vice....
"Life without anarchy is like sex without a little spanking....boring."
Here at Match.com, we want you to know, it's okay to look!
This is why the Road Runner ran so fast!
Now I understand why Road Runner says "beep beep zip, dang!"
Which one is the stuffed animal?
If this is "the coyote" I wonder wheat you get if you ask for "the road runner."
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This photo give a whole new meaning to the word "cowpoke"...
I always wondered what Miley Cyrus's bedroom looked like.
It was the first thing that caught my eye T.V. What does that say about me?
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:21pm.
LOL @ Amos.The 2nd most disconcerting? That I noticed this much detail.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Just a little memento for the National Archives. Dick Cheney finally gives the public a tour of his secret lap dance chamber, deep underground in the mountains of Colorado.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Vol. 3 in the Presidential Porno collection: Dick Chain Me's Ass Gets Chapped.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
beep beep ..
Wile E. Coyote meet One Eyed Jack.
Vote for me in the 'Worst Fashion Moment' contest every day @ http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true !
@Team Valtrex- My thoughts exactly. I was also thinking of Romulus and Remus, with an extra sibling I'll call Amos.
The real disconcerting part is the 3 wolves underneath, poised to catch any dribblage.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Sam Sheepdog will be busy protecting the flock tonight from Pepaw Coyote.
Willy Coyote
And people still fall for that white supremacy crap.
I've got an acme rocket for you! Beep!! Beep!!
OK you've found the real Wyle E. Coyote, but now find the Acme anvil.
Not a caption:
I have no idea why, but every time I look at this picture, my first thought is "Lindsay Lohan."
*munch munch munch* Nyeah, What's up, Doc? *munch munch*
Even before the casting director had said his first word, Travolta knew he would win the part of Road Runner.
Think about this picture the next time you sit on Grandpap's old Lazyboy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
After dinner, Uncle Howard came out to the WHOLE family.
I'd be more impressed if he had a little ACME rocket pack strapped onto it.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Side note....that seems like an awfully large piece of rigging to hold up such a puny little weenis.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
not caption, this shit turns me on.
Kacky: you DON'T think it's sexy?! What's WRONG with you????
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
I'll show my anvil if you show me yours.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
No caption, but why would anyone think this is sexy?
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 3:52pm.
Dana Carvey's new skit is kinda freakin me out!
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LOL, that's who he reminds me of (I kept thinking "Joel Grey" but I knew that wasn't right)!
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Coyote Ugly 2. This time it's literal.
Nauseous like the wolf.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Dana Carvey's new skit is kinda freakin me out!
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
He's wearing 100% pure roadrunner leather.
Coyote Butt ugly.