Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 1st!
When god was handing out sexual obsessions, it is pretty clear that Chad was standing at the end the line. - CanonballJenkins
Runners-up:
Um, that's okay Grand-dad, I'll just sit over here and look at your stuffed animals. - Clarisse
"Take the dang picture, Edna! I need to get ready to go teach Sunday School!" - Deb
Seems unfair that he put his non-threatening "Lil' Lobo" on leash while the other coyotes run free. - Stan Hooper
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Senator Larry "Wide-stance" Craig visits the Looney Tunes men's room.
George W. is refusing to leave the white house
SOMEONE PLEASE GO GET BARBRA
Sarah Palin gets to meet a perfect representative of "the real America" and the "pro-America areas of this great nation"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
nice try, but the roadrunner won't suck anything that doesn't say "ACME" on it
One-Eyed Wile E Coyote
Putting the "Ack" in "Acme"
grampa! That's NOT the package Wile E. Coyote was waiting for!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Wile E. sat there in his Sunday finest, the Roadrunner escaped from the leg restraints.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
WILLY E. Coyote was named after his favorite character.
Wait until he shows you why they're called "stuffed" animals.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
its bruce bitch...
Big Poppa.. revealed!!!!
its bruce bitch...
Big Poppa.. revealed!!!!
That Roadrunner sure makes me wanna "Beep Beep"
NAMBLA's gift shoppe.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Wait until the PeePaw 1000 starts chasing Road Runner! Then we'll see who's laughing .....
Ok who drank my Vodka! Dammit!
Talk about Coyote Ugly
Realizing that the free candy offer isn't bringin in the younguns anymore, Chester starts offering stuffed animals.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
You should see the SpongeBob Squarepants room!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
The real inspiration for Rhianna's hair.
When god was handing out sexual obsessions, it is pretty clear that Chad was standing at the end the line.
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"You are only as sick as your secrets."
I guess Obama will have to buy more than new drapes before he moves into the White House...
Who knew the Acme Rocket Company had an S & M line?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This is how we put the "dick" in Dick Cheney
Ironically, moments later he was nabbed by "To Catch a Predator"
At least Match.com isn't as strict as EHarmany. I'll bet he'll get that free "if you don't find anyone special within six months you'll get six months free" campaign.
just try to drop an anvil on that. dick beats steel every time.
Ahhhh so that is how Dick Cheney spends his free time....
Buggs Bunny didn't expect this answer when he asked "What's up, doc?".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Cayote Very Ugly.
Cayote Very Ugly.
It's all fun and games until someone puts a skid mark on the new upholstery.
Casting for Coyote Ugly 2: a Star is Born, got off to an awkward start when Madonna showed up to audition.
So THIS is the room you're not supposed to go into when visiting PopPop!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ever since he was a young boy, Ned was told he was Looney tunes.
This is why you should fear the Texas penal code.
Coyote fugly.
There's a Liberal America, and there's a Conservative America... and then there's a S&M/bondage with a coyote-fetish-on-the-side America.
Like with all medicines, some people taking VIAGRA may experience side effects. The most common side effects are:
* Headache
* Facial flushing
* Upset stomach
* Random attacks of fuckery
"Take the dang picture, Edna! I need to get ready to go teach Sunday School!"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Wyatt AARP
when Sally's husband came in mid coitus, John thought he could hide by being very very still.
Seems unfair that he put his non-threatening "Lil' Lobo" on leash while the other coyotes run free.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
The real reason Jessica Simpson's mouth is always open.
Jolly ol' Saint Dick, sit on his lap and get a free candy cane.
Coyotah-licious.
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Screw. This. Game.
Screw you.
And your sister.
And whatever pets you may own at the moment.
Some strong Vodka, a warm coyote, and a bottle of earthquake pills - it don't get no better than this.
The booty call of the wild.
Yes, Amy Wino, he wants to LOVE YOU!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
And now we know why Sam Sheepdog punches him every day...
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Yibedeee Yibedee, that's all strokes!