Tuesday, December 2nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 1st!
When god was handing out sexual obsessions, it is pretty clear that Chad was standing at the end the line. - CanonballJenkins
Runners-up:
Um, that's okay Grand-dad, I'll just sit over here and look at your stuffed animals. - Clarisse
"Take the dang picture, Edna! I need to get ready to go teach Sunday School!" - Deb
Seems unfair that he put his non-threatening "Lil' Lobo" on leash while the other coyotes run free. - Stan Hooper
The NSFW version is after the jump. JUMP!!!
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The coyotes finally hear the call of the wild across Laurel Canyon from Wonky Valtrex.
Penes Carnivorous Vulgaris
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Fearless
I told MK not to spend all his time in the house watching the puppy cam!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
George Bush, after the end of his presidency, finally finds time to indulge in his collection of stuffed animals at the Crawford Ranch
Though Bob loved to show off is collection of Wile E Coyete dolls, his true love was showing off his ACME Gimp outfit.
what you CANT see is the stick of dynamite up his ass
When I'm done shooting every single one of these coyotes, I'm going to clean it all up with this here flag. Don't get no more patriotic than that gosh darnit!
Never before seen Chuck Jones picture.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Sarah Palin reveals her ideal guy.
That roadrunner better watch his back, I'll tell you what.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Why the NRA is now known as the NRF.
And now we know the REAL reason why the Road Runner was always Beeping!
Thank You Match.com! There really is another patriotic, cartoon enthusiast with S&M tendacies out there!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
cocked and loaded in the coyote den.
Like it or not, his right to shoot coyotes in his bedroom are still protected by law.
As the puppies left the house, the cam shows us whats beyond the kennel...
Smooches!
Load Runner
Where's the Road Runner and an anvil when you need them?
This is nothing compared to the Woody Woodpecker roleplay that takes place in the bedroom.
Coyote Ugly II: Strippin' till Phil's willie howls.
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Even in old age, Uncle Henry always managed to salute when the flag went by.
THE DINGO ATE MY NALGAS!
That's right. Mary-Kate's done knocked up with my baby.
MichaelK's Thanksgiving Weekend is never complete until he visits Uncle Wile E.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Wyle E. Peyote
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
And now we all know what ex-Idaho Senator Larry Craig has been doing since his resignation because of "airport bathroom-gate"
I don't even wanna think about what those three coyotes with mouths agape between the dude's legs are waiting for.
What? These animals weren't going to stuff themselves.
I thought Cougars were bad, but Coyotes....
this is who I may have to start "spending time" with, if I don't get out of debt.
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Never thought I'd be alright, til you came and changed my life
World was cloudy, now it's clear; you're the light that I needed
- Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"
Um, that's okay Grand-dad, I'll just sit over here and look at your stuffed animals.
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
Somehow, even the offer of FREE babysiting at Chester the Molester's didn't drum up any business.
Not a caption, but now I have THIS running through my head...
Hello darlin' nice to see ya
it's been a long time
you're just as lovely as you used to be
how's your new love are you happy
hope you're doin' fine
just to know it means so much to me
What's that darlin' how am I doin
I'm doin' alright except I can't sleep I cry all night 'till dawn
What I'm tryin' to say is I love you and I miss you and I'm so sorry that I did you wrong
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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
Too bad the best part of the movie "W" was left on the cutting room floor.
Hungry like the wolf, creepy like the old guy with a leather fetish who lives on the corner
Th-th-th-that's all folks.
"Cayote Really Ugly".
Still reeling from their Prop 8 defeat, liberal men try a new ad campaign on World AIDS Day in an attempt to "swing" California conservatives and young kids who like cartoons (trying to get the NEXT generation to support the "Gay" lifestyle)...TO NO AVAIL. Sicko liberals!
BFD, who doesn't watch AC360 dressed like this?
No, grampa, you have the right to carry a CONCEALED weapon.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
This weird fuck has a thing for rocking chairs.
Juuuuuust hanging out with my cock out...
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
If you touch it, it will cum,
If you pull it, it says "BEEP BEEP ZIPPTANG!!"
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I tawt I taw a tallywhacker. I did! I did taw a tallywhacker!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Tex models the latest in 'airport safe' travel clothes.
Give it to me fast and furry-ous.
This calls for a jar of Peter Pan.
Warner Bros. has really crossed the line with their new Petey Pedophile character.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
If Wylie Coyote bought this outfit from Acme Products there’s little doubt he’d have caught, and fucked, the Roadrunner!
I wanna suck your dick, silly wabbit!! Nice size grandpa!!