Tuesday, December 2nd 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 1st!

When god was handing out sexual obsessions, it is pretty clear that Chad was standing at the end the line. - CanonballJenkins

Runners-up:

Um, that's okay Grand-dad, I'll just sit over here and look at your stuffed animals. - Clarisse

"Take the dang picture, Edna! I need to get ready to go teach Sunday School!" - Deb

Seems unfair that he put his non-threatening "Lil' Lobo" on leash while the other coyotes run free. - Stan Hooper

The NSFW version is after the jump. JUMP!!!

Thanks Charley

Posted by: Michael K


GW better get his shit out the Oval Office, theres a new sheriff in town!

jazzfish_77's picture

No one ever believed him, but every time Rupert gave himself a tug, another coyote would pop out his ass.

Team Valtrex's picture

Apparently, the Road Runner is supposed to trip over that thing.

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

Beyonce Giselle's picture

The campaign manager for Palin 2012 gives a tour of his office in this months issue of "Alaska's Better Homes & Gardens"

Migraine Sally's picture

Warner Bros might have to rethink the decision to sponsor the 2008 Furries convention.

carynt3's picture

Geez, it's not even January 20th yet and George W. Bush is already up to his old shenanigans!

jazzfish_77's picture

...and each Wyle E. Coyote doll comes with a hole in the right place!

Clarisse's picture

The x-rated "Where's Willy" never seemed to catch on like the G-Rated version.

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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!

christine the hoff's picture

It's a dog eat dog world and he's wearing Milkbone bondgage gear.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

electra1t's picture

In texas, we skip the whole marriage thing.

jazzfish_77's picture

Wal-Mart's head lawyer prepares to negotiate with Jdimytai Damour's family.

Is anyone else amazed that this pepaw has decent size penis? I thought it was a consensus that men with fetishes have baby pinkies down there.

electra1t's picture

Welcome home George, I've been waiting.

Anonymous101's picture

The inspiration behind the **beep, beep!!** tagline.

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

What's more American than cowboys, the flag, the wild west and wieners.

Wylie Coyote sucked my dick.

prophetmohamed's picture

william hannah and joseph barberas sex slave

Cunty LaRue's picture

Bill decided that next time the Roadrunner came around, he would be ready.

prophetmohamed's picture

william hannah and joseph barberas sex slave

lydia6's picture

Coyote Ugly II, I guess Tyra Banks wasn't available for the sequel.

Tubereuse's picture

"You ruint my joint!"
-- Sheree Whitfield

MargeAggedon's picture

The reasons why Buck won and lost the "ACME salesman of the year" contest.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Sandbitch's picture

Beep Beep your arse.

jazzfish_77's picture

Wal-Mart's new greeter uniform is designed to prevent crowds from rushing in.

Cunty LaRue's picture

Not a caption, but is it bad that I'm a little turned on?

parissucksliterally's picture

Oh. My. GOD.

that is truly frightening...

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Never thought I'd be alright, til you came and changed my life
World was cloudy, now it's clear; you're the light that I needed
- Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"

NovaNightly's picture

Hey Gary....dontcha think you'd look best posing with all your friends??

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

Migraine Sally's picture

I am shuddering to think where the roadrunner is right now. My guess is either in that dudes backdoor or a boiling pot on the stove.

Clarisse's picture

Chuck Jones' life outside of the Looney Tunes Studios was more "peep, peep" and less "beep, beep".

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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!

NovaNightly's picture

Wait till you see my very own ACME rocket shooter!!

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

Aerialgreen's picture

Coyote ugly eat your heart out.

Anonymous101's picture

For those of you suffering from PUPPEH(!!!) withdrawal, here's some cute lil coyotes to help you cope. And there's a bonus!! Yup, you guessed it - a cute pic of Road Runner on the wall!!

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

NovaNightly's picture

But Wile E. Coyote has such SOFT fur!!! You just don't understand!!!

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

BartenderJay's picture

Willy Coyote.

Migraine Sally's picture

Team Valtrex! You beat me to the punch!! Funny ho!

NitWitty's picture

The American flag wasn't the only thing Hank displayed proudly.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

Migraine Sally's picture

I wonder of he got those chaps from Acme.

Team Valtrex's picture

ACME has a fetishwear catalog?

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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.

cuntygolightly's picture

*barf*

Clarisse's picture

For the last time Grandpa, NO we are not using this picture for this years Xmas cards! Now put your pants back on!

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I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!

NovaNightly's picture

Awww...look at the prickly little cactus!!

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan