Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight
I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.
You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?
During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.
Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.
The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.
So Madonna divorced her British accent
I would be so pissed if someone did that to my kids. I felt so sad when they showed Sean with his little tear stained cheeks. :-( I wanted to give him a hug.
Madonna is one surgery away from looking like the cat lady, that was the few seconds I saw last night and quickly changed the channel in order not to get nightmares
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O.k I know I say this everytime..and everytime I get back very mean comments....but I really like Brit Brit...I mean I can just see the sadness in her eyes and she looks so scared all the time even when she is being smiley and funny....I dunno she reminds me of me If I was clinically depressed ....but yeah I hope she gets better!
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Off topic drive by post.
Walmart victim update:
Mulvey said yesterday that Damour's cause of death was "positional asphyxiation" consistent with having pressure applied to his chest.
"He was trampled to death," Mulvey said.
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A father and son have already filed suit against the police and Wally world.
http://www.newsday.com/news/printedition/longisland/ny-listam025949123de...
Oh geeze I'm glad I just got up and didn't see that picture before I went to bed. I want to see a clip of him in motion because I don't have MTV so I couldn't watch it.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Madge, Vadge, or whatever the fuck name or persona you go by these days, you are an ugly Botoxed space cadet no matter how much money you have. You are one scary bitch and I feel so sorry for Guy Ritchie. Your face is one more plastic surgery away from Joan Rivers. A-Rod must be dumber than dirt to be going out with you and your bionic snatch....
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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:01am.
Angel- change your avatar- it's fucking scary and you spam too much. Lay off the comments, let others speak you polluter.
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Crimony! That's a joke, right? IMO Angel is one of the most lovely, fun, interesting and entertaining people here. I think it's delightful that she shares the love with everyone and actually contributes something more than tactless personal attacks. Jus sayin.
OT: Brit looks scared to death of Vadge. I don't blame her.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 2:39am.
I beg to differ. The top drawers are within arm's reach for whoever gets an inkling to snoop...that's where they would start. The bottom drawers are meant for the dirty dirty stuff, not to mention the things that are BEHIND the bottom drawer.
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What...dust bunnies? Anyway, that drawer's always jammed, requiring you to jerk it and jerk it to get it to give up the goods... hehe.
Nah. Team Valtrex isn't a drawer, he's a shelf. Top shelf. TV's like all good liquor...you get it in small doses, but it can make you laugh 'til you're on the floor.
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Typical clown. Laughing through the pain [said pot to kettle]. Well, TV, I happen to think you are top drawer (you know, the drawer that has the pretty, nawty frillies, not the 'LOWER' drawers with the dirty socks and poo-poo undies).
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I beg to differ. The top drawers are within arm's reach for whoever gets an inkling to snoop...that's where they would start. The bottom drawers are meant for the dirty dirty stuff, not to mention the things that are BEHIND the bottom drawer.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Ummmm Ummmmm there is order to the universe..LOL Now we have to listen to her philosophy on life?
And Brit Brit looked like she was thinking..."what is the old lady doing in my room?" She looked so awkward, and a bit freaked by the Roid. However, I do think our brit brit often looks awkward socializing without being loaded.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:44am.
It's alright, I got a cool scar out of it and learned how to flop around on the floor, which is basically how I have sex, so I've perfected my "method".
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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:47am.
Haven't learned to flop around in the pool yet.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:44am.
It's alright, I got a cool scar out of it and learned how to flop around on the floor, which is basically how I have sex, so I've perfected my "method".
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Ohhhhhh sure. Brag.
Somehow that kinda...no nevermind. Decorum, woman! *slaps self and replays hilarity moments from "showgirls" movie*
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:37am.
It's alright, I got a cool scar out of it and learned how to flop around on the floor, which is basically how I have sex, so I've perfected my "method".
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:33am.
Miss you too!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:33am.
It was completely true. Unfortunately, they messed up the surgery, took the brain, left the tumor.
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Typical clown. Laughing through the pain [said pot to kettle]. Well, TV, I happen to think you are top drawer (you know, the drawer that has the pretty, nawty frillies, not the 'LOWER' drawers with the dirty socks and poo-poo undies).
i remember my mom fucking some random guy in the basement and me poking my brother in the nipple with a safety pin ... both which aren't true. or is it? hmm
(TV, I been missin' you alll dayevenight)
and ...inglorious fucks rule.
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:30am.
It was completely true. Unfortunately, they messed up the surgery, took the brain, left the tumor.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:26am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:21am.
I question his credentials, I saw no bacon in that clip.
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Bacon? What you didn't see was the behind the scene poutine. :-)
You leavin''''''''' on a jet 'plane', angel_i? My zenful friend, I bid you sweetest dreams and kindest thoughts for a vunderful tomorrow! ((HUG))
TV, were you kidding about the 2yo incident? That made me so sad if it was true. :(
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:21am.
I question his credentials, I saw no bacon in that clip.
Hi, P Bunny!
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Nite, Bambi - thanks to you and QC and dot for all the thought provoking!
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TV... of COURSE you have that fricken avi. You inglorious fuck!
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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:01am.
Angel- change your avatar- it's fucking scary and you spam too much. Lay off the comments, let others speak you polluter.
OK, her avie is scary but so is yours. She posts about as often as a lot of people here. She's funny, smart, cool, and fucking classy.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Also if your interested Freud Trauma Explanation would be more relevant to this situation.
I understand we're not all science geeks, but it really is interesting!
Speaking of which I have to go study for my soc exam tomorrow :( boo!
smooches@TV:
You're avvie's skeery too!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:57am.
@bambi: if I just told you that my own mother remembers being abused at 1-2 yrs old vividly, how can you honestly say that children don't remember that stuff? Not to mention that I remember being kidnapped by my dad at 3. I don't care what your test said, people's brains are more complex than that.
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Our memory has a way of filling in gaps.
For example their was this study where they surveyed a bunch of people who went to disneyland and asked them if they met bugs bunny.
And I think it was like 90% said they did.
But guess what? Bugs bunny isn't even a disney character so it's impossible any of them saw him! Some of them went even as far as insisting that they hugged bugs bunny!
Our memory is retelling a story. So if someone told your mum or dad that they were abused at a certain age their brains can fill in gaps and create false images.
I'm not saying it's impossible for them to remember but it's VERY unlikely. Our earliest memories are generally traced to 3 1/2 years.
Look up infantile amnesia for more details!
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:57am.
I remember having a seizure from a brain tumor on my bathroom floor when I was 2. vividly. the vinyl tile was blue with a dark blue seahorse design on it.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:55am.
But yes, I know spanking isn't the only way and that should be used as a last resort measure. I prefer public humiliation like standing a kid outside on the corner with an embarrassing sign, but what the hell do I know? LOL
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LOL! Parents are the biggest bullies on earth. It's a wonder any of us are sane! [are we? spooky eyes looky loo]
Let's play patty cake and watch Mister Rogers and Sesame Street! Wahhhhhhhhh.
Oops. Diaper change!
@bambi: if I just told you that my own mother remembers being abused at 1-2 yrs old vividly, how can you honestly say that children don't remember that stuff? Not to mention that I remember being kidnapped by my dad at 3. I don't care what your test said, people's brains are more complex than that.
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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:48am.
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LOL @ your husband. If I was him, I would've moved out until she grew out of it. j/k...sort of...
But yes, I know spanking isn't the only way and that should be used as a last resort measure. I prefer public humiliation like standing a kid outside on the corner with an embarrassing sign, but what the hell do I know? LOL
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:36am.
I have to disagree with you about Jayden remembering, according to scientific research people do not remember things from when they're 3 years old or under. It was on my midterm. lol But hey science has been wrong before...
And I hope to god she didn't abuse them! Physically or emotionally!
Speaking of emotions the girl needs to learn how to use her head for a change and stop following her heart or intuition, that got me in enough trouble!
Yeah I don't think she's ready to be a full time mum ... she was at one point, but after her marriage ended she was clearly over it. I think she can definitely balance work with 50% visitation rights. I mentioned earlier that her kids are in NYC for her birthday and celebrate with a circus. Sounds fun!
That's no clown, it's Kevin Dubrow.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:43am.
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Don't pass the buck to the Daddy. I literally stood in between my hubby and daughter when she was in her terrible twos. lol! He learned after my patient teaching that spanking wasn't the ONLY form of discipline. I could make my daughter bawl by just giving her a stern look and telling her, "I'm so disappointed in you." Patience is the key but you have to discipline or you'll end up with a monster for sure. Children need discipline and to know their boundaries for their safety too.
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Angel_I, see, some of us homies be standin' up for ya! *Fivin'* Don't you dare back-off!
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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:01am.
Angel- change your avatar- it's fucking scary and you spam too much. Lay off the comments, let others speak you polluter.
OK, her avie is scary but so is yours. She posts about as often as a lot of people here. She's funny, smart, cool, and fucking classy.
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PS. and thanks to you too, Sheeps. Maybe it's a good time to mention that I'm on here so much cuz that's how I luvs you all!
Submitted by CantThinkofagoo... on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:25am.
Anyway...WOW that was awkward as hell, lol! When she leaned over to hug Brit, Brit was like..."okay, I don't know who you are but now GET OUT!" haahah
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Wow, smoke>
Thank you so! I'm really honoured:)
I know I'm verbose. I talk a lot, type a lot, read a lot, listen a lot...its just me. Sometimes it gets on people's nerves. Waddyagonnado?
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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:25am.
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Thanks for the tips. I already knew about the first one, coming from a household where me and my brother were beat constantly. It turned me into a neurotic mess, afraid to make mistakes and my brother's now super aggressive and wants to fight every time someone looks at him the wrong way. But my mom was psychically, emotionally, mentally and sexually abused as a child so I'm not surprised at how she treated us.
Personally, I wouldn't spank my kids, but I'd have no problem if my husband/boyfriend/baby daddy did - IF and ONLY IF it wasn't done out of anger (like most parents do) and if it's done with a hand. No belts, not shoes, no electrical cords, etc. I will concede that some kids need their little asses whooped otherwise they just don't get that there are consequences to your bad behavior in life; however, you DON'T spank a kid every time they do something wrong and I firmly believe you don't spank them just because you're mad. Does that make any sense? Or am I sounding like I'm advocating child abuse right now?
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Submitted by bambi on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:19am.
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I said the same thing to my mom about being too young to remember that, but different people remember different things. My mom can remember being abused by her parents at Jayden's age so don't think just because he's little he won't remember. If the experience was traumatic enough for him, he very well could hold onto it.
As far as her seeing her kids, she's not that interested in being a full-time parent - anyone with eyes can see that. That doesn't make her a horrible person, but it does show that she's not mature enough to have had them in the first place and now she knows so hopefully, she won't go having anymore kids she's not emotionally equipped to handle.
And I don't feel that Kevin needs to get a job. Yes, I was Team Federline from day one. If she was dumb enough to marry this loser after he walked out on his 8 months pregnant girlfriend and 2 yr old daughter, she deserves to get taken. Sorry. A little common sense goes a long way. Nobody complains when a woman takes her ex for everything he has and sits on her ass all day doing nothing while nannies raise their kids - why is it a problem when a man does it? I say, what's good for the goose....
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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:01am.
Angel- change your avatar- it's fucking scary and you spam too much. Lay off the comments, let others speak you polluter.
OK, her avie is scary but so is yours. She posts about as often as a lot of people here. She's funny, smart, cool, and fucking classy.
Submitted by CantThinkofagoo... on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:25am.
"Actually" that was "actually"...um...
...actually really fucking awwwwkward...
Wow, Brit didn't want her there, Vadge was stoned on...millions of Vicodin tabs? Kabbalah? Her hatred of horses? Her rigid diet needs? Whatever...
Anyway...WOW that was awkward as hell, lol! When she leaned over to hug Brit, Brit was like..."okay, I don't know who you are but now GET OUT!" haahah
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I know Britney wants to be a karate kid, but its really not necessary to karate kick Madonna away. Or is it? ;)
Hey Vadge, nice facelift! Too bad you're still fugly!! Even Shitney thinks you look like a praying mantis/viper.
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"Actually" that was "actually"...um...
...actually really fucking awwwwkward...
Wow, Brit didn't want her there, Vadge was stoned on...millions of Vicodin tabs? Kabbalah? Her hatred of horses? Her rigid diet needs? Whatever...
Anyway...WOW that was awkward as hell, lol! When she leaned over to hug Brit, Brit was like..."okay, I don't know who you are but now GET OUT!" haahah
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:14am.
Don't I know it. That's why I'm contemplating NEVER having children....but then again, I want some. :(
Decisions, decisions.....
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Some guidelines iffin' ya change yer mind and pop one cutie minnie QC out:
1). Don't spank [it teaches a really effed up message].
2). Don't yell [unless your child is running into traffic]. Edit: Yelling at hubby doesn't count but yeah it should too. *guilty look*
3). Make time [it's shocking how fast 18 years can go and you can't ever get that shit back NEVER no matter how good ya did].
4). Forgive yourself enough to better yourself because if you try to EXCUSE your faults rather than FORGIVE your faults you'll keep repeating the same self-defeating behavior.
5). Enjoy every damned moment you have with your child and hug them like you may never see them tomorrow every day of their lives.
6). LOVE YOURSELF. THAT is the BIGGEST gift you can give your child. Women are horrible about feeling secure in self-love and self-esteem and it's a crying shame. It took me giving birth to my daughter to find some love for myself I'd never had before. Her birth was a real eye opener and heart healer for me.
Don't deny yourself parenthood because you don't think you're 'good enough'...the truth is...NONE of us are...NONE OF US... As long as you want to do the right thing with all your heart and soul...you can do it and the mistakes will have been made with love too. No perfect person and no perfect parents. Pay it forward with love. :)
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:01am.
Angel- change your avatar- it's fucking scary and you spam too much. Lay off the comments, let others speak you pollute
Wow, I'm really surprised by this. I don't come here as often as I used to, or post very often anymore, but I do try and read the comments when I can. Angel_i is one of the posters whose comments I always enjoy, to me they always seem to be intelligent, insightful, and funny all at the same time. The girl has a good head on her shoulders and I personally appreciate the fact that she posts here.
@bambi!; LOL! Could be.
It's what I look like without my mom jeans:)
Really, tho - this avvie was a gift from Viva La Lohan (RIP) and I will cherish it forever! It comes out when Britney's on the move, I noticed lol.
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Angel is your avatar a pic of madonna? :O