Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight
I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.
You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?
During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.
Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.
The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:00am.
i think he was too young to understand what was going on.
she was just holding him, it's not like she was hitting him or anything.
ever heard of a thing called infantile amnesia?
and maybe in the future he'll read the stories and be like "my mom was a fucking weirdo but she got through it"
but the kids will be okay as long as this self destructive behavior has REALLY come to a complete halt and her visitation rights get up to 50%. She's only their for them 35-40% of the time, I don't think that's enough to develop a good relationship with her mother.
Also Kevin needs to step up his parenting skills to. He just lives off her money, I mean don't teach your kids to become gold diggers! Also preschool at such an early age. And why the fuck does he need nannies when he doesn't work? Seriously.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:13am.
PS. Thanks, dot:)
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NO! Thank YOU! I insist! :)
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:08am.
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Don't I know it. That's why I'm contemplating NEVER having children....but then again, I want some. :(
Decisions, decisions.....
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:11am.
RUDE!
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Not yet. Not until you upload a scarier avatar. bwahahahaha
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:01am.
Angel- change your avatar- it's fucking scary and you spam too much. Lay off the comments, let others speak you polluter.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:00am.
Yeah, I stopped thinking the stuff she was doing was funny after she shaved her head. Then it got funny again and then stopped abruptly when she held little Jayden hostage. That shit could've been potentially scarring for that kid and I feel sorry for him and his brother. I'm just glad that they're with their dad now because they seem to at least get some peace with him.
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Scarred people scar. Ahhhhhh. The loverly cycle of abuse. Broken spirits do not a strong parent make.
well honestly their never going to be normal .. these kids i mean. they are the kids of britney spears - the most photographed, searched for women in the world.
i do think they are being raised decently. they seem very normal to me. crying over clowns, going to preschool, thousands of kids everyday in america commute back in forth between their parents house because of divorce.
as for brit:
compared to other celebs she's not very diva-ish. i mean she does do normal things that shocked me.
she's a bit OCD about cleanliness (that's why you see so many pap shots of her spaying windex, dusting, etc) X17 ... they stalk her inside her home LOL
and in the doc she looked at the price tag of a shirt and said it was too expensive! i mean seriously, the bitch is a millionaire and shops at forever21.
she gets her own coffee
why do i notice these weird little things about her?
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:01am.
Angel- change your avatar- it's fucking scary and you spam too much. Lay off the comments, let others speak you polluter.
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Wow, FC... I actually really appreciate Angel_I's input here and she often addresses me/my comments when nobody else has? Why the hate, hon? -And, you didn't even mention the topic? So, are you for Brit or against or neutral? *nudge*
@bambi: My aunt loves cheese grits and she's not southern (she's from Norristown, PA). Apparently they taste good, but I've only had regular grits so who knows.
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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:42pm.
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Yeah, I stopped thinking the stuff she was doing was funny after she shaved her head. Then it got funny again and then stopped abruptly when she held little Jayden hostage. That shit could've been potentially scarring for that kid and I feel sorry for him and his brother. I'm just glad that they're with their dad now because they seem to at least get some peace with him.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:51pm.
That quote up there is the saddest for me cuz her kids never had a chance. That boring routiney kinda life is what kids that age really need. And, apparently, she was never prepared to offer it.
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Exactly right. It's the 'routine'...the 'boundaries'...the RULES and consequences and the knowing what is going to happen tomorrow and the next day and the next day that give children a SENSE OF SECURITY...something I think Brit never had herself and therefore cannot fathom or provide for her own offspring. Even though I grew up as pretty much a loner I did try my damndest to settle down and accept a certain zen and peace in the 'every day'. The truth is...each day...We make it and something that may seem insignificant like a HUGE hug or a regular bed-time story can be the WORlD to a child and even to an ADULT. *innocent look*
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:42pm.
Same page, Kiddo. I concur completely. Her recent interview where she emphatically and tearfully states that her life is boring now and her daily life is akin to "Groundhog Day"
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Which is weird cuz in another hearbeat she was all: I hate going out. I like to stay in and read....
That quote up there is the saddest for me cuz her kids never had a chance. That boring routiney kinda life is what kids that age really need. And, apparently, she was never prepared to offer it.
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i think jamie spears is the best role model for britney. who better than a recovering alcohol? he probably was to drunk to be there for her when she was a child, and now here he is! i'm glad Brit seems to be a lot more stable now and that she has 40-45% of visitation rights with them.
also i hear that the kids are with her for her birthday in NYC. They'll have fun in the circus. As a kid I never got taken to the circus :(
I believe in change, I really do. But only time will tell.
also do cheese grits taste good?
i honestly don't think that she was every addicted to drugs per se. however, I'm sure that she has experimented with them and did consume heavy amounts of alcohol to run away from her feelings.
The reason why I think this is because their are literally 50 paps on her at a given time, and people who are addicted to drugs wouldn't be conscious enough to hide it from them hence Lindsay Lohan and Amy Whinehouse who were often caught on camera with the shiz. Also it seems like her stint in rehab did nothing for her, it wasn't until she involuntarily entered the psychiatric hospital twice did she change her behavior.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:25pm.
@Dot: I don't know if she's "playing" crazy. Frankly, I think because the girl was deprived of a normal childhood, she decided to rebel as an adult and just did stupid shit. That doesn't mean "crazy", it's adolescent bullshit. And it didn't help that she was heavily into drugs for years and her people were keeping that shit under wraps. It had to have fucked her brain all up, but again, not "crazy."
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Same page, Kiddo. I concur completely. Her recent interview where she emphatically and tearfully states that her life is boring now and her daily life is akin to "Groundhog Day" leads me to believe that she honest-to-gosh believes chaos is 'comfort' and normalcy/routine is 'torture' and unfamiliar to her psyche. I can relate on some level to that since I grew up in constant fight/flight/survival mode but rather than having that stunt my maturation it sent me into hyper-drive maturity and I felt like I was 50 by the time I was 18 years old whereas Brit has been taken care of but, yes, used and her childhood was robbed of her too...just in a different sense.
The problem is [as I see it], is that she is continuing to feed the monster that is making her sick in the gray matter. She needs peace/normalcy and to learn what that even MEANS and continuing down this 'fame-game' path will only be detrimental to any future sanity and relationship with her children.
I can't hate her or laugh at her any longer. I just cannot do it. It became very unfunny a long while back. I could never say with a straight face that I'm better than anyone. EVER. I'm who I am. I've made a shitload of mistakes and I'm the only one accountable. I'm thankful for the forgiveness and kindess this world has shown me and I go on each day clinging to that knowledge. :)
I don't think Brit is crazy. I think she is just extremely immature -- she comes across as a 6 year old in her mentality when she is talking to Madonna.
And can Madonna be any more pretentious than she is at the end of the clip when she is giving her opinion on Britney? I really feel for Guy R when he was married to her as she must have been a delight to spend time with.
The real title is "Britney:For The Plastic"
I would like to thank you Papa Spears;for putting cheese grits in the spotlight. She's from Louisiana, I also come from Louisiana. I HATE LOUISIANA!!!
@Dot: I don't know if she's "playing" crazy. Frankly, I think because the girl was deprived of a normal childhood, she decided to rebel as an adult and just did stupid shit. That doesn't mean "crazy", it's adolescent bullshit. And it didn't help that she was heavily into drugs for years and her people were keeping that shit under wraps. It had to have fucked her brain all up, but again, not "crazy."
I do, however, think she's milking this mystery illness thing the tabs keep speculating about for all it's worth though.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:10pm.
I think Brit had a bout of Hysterical Psychosis.Been there,done that,not fun.I do feel sympathy for this girl because everyone goes a bit mad some point in there life.I always think something is wrong with the people who don't.This girl had to go psychotic publicly and that's got to be rough.
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ITA with all this, except the part about her HAVING to go through it publicly. It's possible to get away. Think about all the stars you just never see. It's not because they're not Britney - it's because they don't want it. But that's how I feel sorry for her - like Madonna, she has a hard time feeling reality if someone's not filming it...which really just leads to more falsehoods.
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who decided it was ok to revived brit's career? i'm not happy...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Angel_I, yep. Madonna has anti-freeze running through her veins and anyone/everyone who can help 'her' advance her ID is fair game, once they are used up she throws them away. Typical ego maniacal self-serving bitch from hades.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:02pm.
Justin Timberlake said something very telling about her once in an interview with some men's mag (I can't remember which one for the life of me at the moment) - he said that Brit appears to be dumb to the public, but she actually knows exactly what she's doing all the time. Just thought I'd put that out there for folks who still claim she has bipolar despite everyone in her camp who was trying to get rid of her dad saying she wasn't mentally ill.
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QC, if Brit is 'playing' crazy for attention or whatever...well, that is a dangerous game...it's not all that hard to convince someone you're nuts but trying to UNconvince them is a whole nudda onion to peel.
I think Brit had a bout of Hysterical Psychosis.Been there,done that,not fun.I do feel sympathy for this girl because everyone goes a bit mad some point in there life.I always think something is wrong with the people who don't.This girl had to go psychotic publicly and that's got to be rough.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 11:07pm.
Whoever decided that kids like clowns is crazy!
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It is kinda funny. Historically, clowns were never meant to be children's entertainment.
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Whoever decided that kids like clowns is crazy! We had to leave a restaurant one evening because my little boy saw someone in clown make-up at a table behind him and freaked! No matter what we did, he was terrified.
But then again, no one under 13 should be allowed to look at Madonna either. That is some serious fuckness! She can't even put her lipstick on right. Are there THAT many gay men around that her concerts are selling? Who else is going?
Justin Timberlake said something very telling about her once in an interview with some men's mag (I can't remember which one for the life of me at the moment) - he said that Brit appears to be dumb to the public, but she actually knows exactly what she's doing all the time. Just thought I'd put that out there for folks who still claim she has bipolar despite everyone in her camp who was trying to get rid of her dad saying she wasn't mentally ill.
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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 10:33pm.
Madonna was a user like many people in Brit's life. When it was "Cool" to be the "Pop Princess'" bff it was ON but as soon as Brit lost it and wasn't the "Mini Madonna that Madge wished she'd have been
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Nice catch, dot. I was thinking the same thing when Madonna said: She reminds me of myself(lie).
She was thinking: I WISH! I was a child star - that bitch better learn some gratitude.
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Pretty much nothing on that record makes sense with the reality that is her life.
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Madonna was a user like many people in Brit's life. When it was "Cool" to be the "Pop Princess'" bff it was ON but as soon as Brit lost it and wasn't the "Mini Madonna that Madge wished she'd have been [after all, it ALL comes back to HER] Madge abandoned ship. Brit sweeps the VMA's and voila...Madge is back. What? No more tongue?
UNFUCKINGCOMFORTABLE.
The Daily Mail totally panned the X-Factor show. Britney didn't interact with or mentor the contestants. Didn't sing in a competition show about singing. Her people said she wanted to save her energy for dancing. She was weak at that too.
Sorry I don't have the link, I actually found it looking for pictures of a younger Ivana Trump. Found pics of her and her soon to be ex frolicking in St. Barts.
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Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:56pm.
That initial hug was like,"keep your face away from me".
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I'm just here for the beer.
If my dad used that Clown costume on me I would have beat the crap out of him.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I don't know about the lie telling body language but one thing I instantly noticed was how much Britney leaned away from Madonna the moment she sat on the couch. Very strange if they're actually friends.
Vadge could give Nicole Kidman a run for her money. Fuck! Dead face....only the lips move & eyes blink. Creeeeepy!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
That family is...wow where to begin?! No wonder Brit turned out the way she did.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:26pm.
You are such a bizarre combination of tough and vulnerable. Luvs you.
Glad you're feeling better:)
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Awwww cuddattout! *Wuvz you right back!* Yeah, nothing like a good night's sleep to clear up the cobwebs. One day at a time fer sure. Thank you for being there. Most everyone here is pretty darned gracious and I guess I see the dlisted glass as half full, no 3/4, no 7/8! lol :)
Ah, good 'ole Shitters. When will she retire?
This new "me against the world" (sorry 2Pac) routine she's pulling doesn't hold water.
If she had half a nut left to just admit that she is a drug addict and an immature, spoiled little shithead, she might gain just *this* much respect from the public.
Instead - more excuses. Yawn. Too bad for her and her money hungry asshole of a mother, nobody gives a damn anymore.
REAL LIFE is out there happening to REAL PEOPLE everyday, Shitters. Your problems are not interesting, and your insincere immaturity makes me weary....
I happen to know that COMINGBACK is the unpaid ghostwriter behind the "womanizah" song.
We are waiting for the next single.... she is going to be wearing a sheer burkah gyrating with Adnan while singing...."OH, AND I LOVE IT WHEN HE RUBS OIL ON ME WHEN HE SAY, JEEEE HAWWWDDDD!!! YEE HAWWW!!!! that song is going to have a fiddle playing snake charmer and then Britney will get into an Oil wrestling match with him.
oh so sexay.
SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO DO THE HEAVY BREATHING TIMES INTO MIKE. KAROKE CHOO CHOO BABIES!! WOW!
Maybe Daddy Spears convinced Britney to go out there for one more tour to recoup the money blown over the past couple of years, with the promise of a quiet life afterwards.
He should be talking her into some adult education classes too. Not because she'll need an education to make money. God knows she makes money while ignorant.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Judging by the above pic, and the clips of Twatney's "For the Record", this is a bitch that doesn't want her kids back.
Good luck getting rid of Daddy as a Conservator, Twitney. Every time you open your mouth, you increase the months he gets to sponge off you.
You know instead of putting out another crappy album maybe she should concentrate on getting the meds right for her bipolar disorder or whatever her problem is so she could one day be there for her kids, you know like when they come home from school and ask what 1+1 is you say 2 instead of get mommy her happy juice. For the love of God call it a day. You got the money, enjoy it and GO AWAY!!!
I felt sorry for her and I am in serious lust over her dad!I think that man is awesome in every freaking way.Madonna has the biggest ego and needs to get her head out of her butt.Britney seems to still love Justin and that's sad too.My black heart bled for her.:(
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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:17pm.
-And, that clown made me laugh my ass off. Skeery? Nawwwwwwww.
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She will lie and say kfed scare the boys in constume 2. She is still crazy and act like a 3 to. She 27 going on 5.
-And, that clown made me laugh my ass off. Skeery? Nawwwwwwww.
Between the lips that can hardly move to the faux enlightenment bullshit, Madonna seriously skeeves me out to the core of my hardened soul.
From what I could eek out of the Brit "For the record" vids I'm wild guess telling that Brit just doesn't know who 'she' truly is (typical for child stars). I can't begrudge her that.
Side note: A big ((HUG)) and thanks to those of you who held my hand while I cried last night. You know who you are. lol
I'm surprised K-Fed didn't give the each of the boys their own gun so they could bust a cap in the ass of any scary clown. Wouldn't that have been all gangsta and shit?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
When did Madonna start looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
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