Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight
I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.
You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?
During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.
Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.
The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.
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@Tits- Great idea. Lord knows I have enough fur from my cats to keep the Olsen twins in coats for a few years. This idea seems more practical.
the poor kids are so scare and crazy jamie is still wearing his stupid mask. i feel for those kids and their stupid mom say she wants more kids and want to get marry.This fool can't take care of the 2 she has yet alone herself.she should be ban from having kids.I like how she teling the world kfed dump her . You know u are bad when no amt of money can keep the guy.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:55pm.
angel, I think it's a 'rigged' one, but it made me laugh. I love me some penguins!
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Aw! I love them too. I saw both the March of the Penguins and the Farce of the Penguins and if I had my way they'd BOTH win Oscars! (j/k but I did love them)
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:53pm.
@ Devilgirl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adXTF5wPft4
This really IS a good toy. And the irony is huge.
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Yeah. Hairballs are not nearly so fun when they're all sticky with stomach acid!
Otto is a [cat]. He lives in a [house]. He has a [blue bowl]. Otto goes to the pet store. He wants a new toy [mouse]. Does Otto want a [dog]? NO! The [dog] wants Otto. He wags his [tail]. (I dunno, it just all came flooding back to me....)
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"I will just bloat around in my ill fitting Mom jeans and continue routine of heavy dosing meds and cat collecting."
LMAO - that's one of the best lines I've heard in a long time.
And Island Girl - love your avie!
OT - Skankney and Vadge are both lie tellers, neither one can look whoever they are talking to in the eye when they speak - classic lie telling body language.
This crocumentary (thanks Topanga!) is on here now, and I nearly choked when Shitters said, "The music is a reflection of where you're at in your life." Since when did she write her own music? If she did, was it in crayon?
Edit: She said art is therapy? That's an insult to real artists.
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:29pm.
Clown Clip Alert!!
Youtube, Britney Spears--For The Record-part 6; it's at the 6:10 mark.
Papa Spears tells his traumatized grandkids, "It's just my clown monster."
Hahahahahahahaha. Seriously! That is one of the funniest and creepiest things I've ever heard.
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I'm just here for the beer.
angel, I think it's a 'rigged' one, but it made me laugh. I love me some penguins!
@IG: Is your avvie actual footage? That's hilarious!
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@ Devilgirl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adXTF5wPft4
This really IS a good toy. And the irony is huge.
I make them and exchange them with friends for more scented fun!
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I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS! - Eddie
When did Madonna become a chola cougar?
Even the clearly tweaking Britney seemed horrified by her.
Cheers.
I was severely repremanded for discusssing my cat collecting. I had to up my meds because the repremand traumatized me so. I am only now starting to feel able to once again be a proud cat collecting loser.
right. self-righteous skanks are the worst.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:41pm.
cat collecting and heavy meds? Both hobbies of mine.
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Me too!
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I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS! - Eddie
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:32pm.
PS. Madonna has lie teller eyes.
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She gave me the willies with the way she would keep her eyelids closed for about 2-3 seconds each time she blinked. It was like she was drawing strength to muster the energy to speak to the common people.
Mega Hella Cunta.
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I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS! - Eddie
Bradiful, have I told you lately that I ♥ you? Oh, and I hear that macrame is very therapeutic. :)
*puts away basket weaving, practices knots*
cat collecting and heavy meds? Both hobbies of mine.
Submitted by roxie on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:31pm.
The way Madonna talks about Brit Brit is so Kabbalistic, New Age sounding.
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But, honestly, coming from that world: Madonna is full of shit. It's pretty obvious, listening to her, that she has yet to really feel the things she's talking about. And as I said: she has lie-teller eyes. She knows Britney's mistakes are about more than just "growing up". If she actually believed everything happens for a reason, she wouldn't be supporting Britney's comeback - plain and simple.
ONB: "I do believe in God." Lie teller. She may believe, generally, but there is a little girl in there dying to rant about how there is no God and that life is full of shit. She should get in touch with that, IMO.
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@ P-Bunny--
That is the most righteous username evah: skankscomealurkin.
That is hot stuff right there, ho! You need to copyright that bidness. :-)
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:32pm.
Quite frankly, only Chris Hanson should be watching this mess.
Esp the creepy line, "It's only my clown monster."
Now THAT'S scary.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
PS. Madonna has lie teller eyes.
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couldn't have said it better myself LA..
*shaking head*
the Dlisted world shines a little brighter when these wannabe self-righteous skanks come a'lurkin. grist for the D-mill I say.
Yet another DListed soul mate--heavy meds and cat collecting--I know that's right. High five!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:22pm.
paradoxical bunny on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:16pm
I will just bloat around in my ill fitting Mom jeans and continue routine of heavy dosing meds and cat collecting.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:29pm.
Clown Clip Alert!!
Youtube, Britney Spears--For The Record-part 6; it's at the 6:10 mark.
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Cool! I couldn't stand the thought of watching the whole thing just to find it. Honestly, I can't watch it.
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The way Madonna talks about Brit Brit is so Kabbalistic, New Age sounding.
Ok, just finished watching this documentary. U know what I'll be harsh(realistic) and nice on this.Yes I got a little "I feel for her" but again, we make our lives on the choices that we make. If anyone documented on each person's life, we would all be feeling the "poor thing" situation. but again, we all go through Good and bad shit. Only those who are born in a harsh country ...can only say something. She made this world of chaos, complete circus. What her dad is doing by being there...that's how I see it, is wow to me. He cares for her and wants her to come back to her senses. It's strange that her mother wasn't around. So she needs to be greatful that
atleast one of her parents cares to be there no matter what. otherwise who knows what/where she would be. And for that People taking advantage of her,that's complete bull to me. If that's the case she needs to Control herself and say No, or what she believes is correct for her. She needs to speak up as a human being.Blaming others for her crazyness... I don't find that...correct.
she says her life is Too controlled. well hello, after all her weirdness, she needs
to atleast thank that she has people that care for her to control her at this moment. I don't think she can do something of her own at this moment if she is making albums.
she needs to go away with her baby boys, take a break, be a mother and become a Woman! She needs
to stand on her feet just like we all do with our good and bad crap in our lives. Oh, and Madonna's face needs a break. The face needs to relax!
Now that's my thought on this.
Coma Caca!!
OKAY! WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM BACK IN THIS CHAT AGAIN! MOM JEANS! SLUT STACKS! I like to think that Britney made that documentary JUST for us:)
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Clown Clip Alert!!
Youtube, Britney Spears--For The Record-part 6; it's at the 6:10 mark.
Papa Spears tells his traumatized grandkids, "It's just my clown monster."
OK, that is messed up.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
That damn clown photo is going to haunt me. I keep thinking of the love of my life: Heath Ledger as the Joker.
Don't tell Shia.
*licks LOVE ANDERSON's avie*
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:18pm.
It must just frost Vadge's nads to talk about somebody other than herself.
LOLOLOLLLLLL !
A-rod doesn't stand a chance.
When Madonna said, "Of course there's a reason, there's always a reason" that convinced me that she's a fucking cunt.
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paradoxical bunny on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:16pm
Yes, the Interwebular Mall Cops paroling at DLISTED again, we are all heathens!
We don't feel sorry for famous people.
We don't have "compassion" for lost souls like Shitney.
When I see the gun being held to these fucktacular celebs forcing them to be in the life they have chosen to live in, I will whip out my Kleenex with Aloe lotion.
Until then, I will just bloat around in my ill fitting Mom jeans and continue routine of heavy dosing meds and cat collecting.
Maybe I should take up macrame.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 8:18pm.
It must just frost Vadge's nads to talk about somebody other than herself.
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Hahahahaha! Now *there's* an image: Vadge gettin' her nads frosted.
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Une certaine qualité de gentillesse est toujours signe de trahison~ François Mauriac
It must just frost Vadge's nads to talk about somebody other than herself.
It's up on Youtube now! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Yo1ruO2YY&feature=channel
Not the greatest quality but it's okay. Sounds like they're making popcorn in the background.
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chichi 12/01/2008 8:08pm.
Man, I can't believe the fucktards that post here non-stop!! Get a fucking life!! This is d-listed, an online tabloid, not your fucking therapist!! Holy fuck some of you are fucking loser mot
Bradiful...
LOL !!! (it stanks!)
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:35pm.
The Circus Starring: Britney Spears Tour info BOLDED are CONFIRMED dates. She's really doing this.
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jahsus fock!
we should start a pool on how many shows she cancels.
winner gets a puppy cam calendar.
I pick 8
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Blackout
Circus
Coma
*dripping hate droplets everywhere*
Wow, what's that smell, I recognize it, yes, it's coming to me....*sniff sniff, waves hands to nose*, oh that's right, it's Eau de H8er Poseur Body Spray and wait, a splash of LOOSER.
(Smells like chickenheads, BAWK BAWK)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Damn baby, those are some hooker pumps!"- Daddy Spears
edit: "Nice hooker shoes honey. Can you dance in those?" - Daddy Spears
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U Better BackFlip Into A Dip Beeeetch!!!!!!!!
Man, I can't believe the fucktards that post here non-stop!! Get a fucking life!! This is d-listed, an online tabloid, not your fucking therapist!! Holy fuck some of you are fucking loser mother fuckers!!
m.e.
i am FAR from thinking Britney is worth shit, especially as a mother.
bunny,
i didn't say i was leaving dlisted. sorry bunny.
@Leona: I can only find that first part. Some bitch is slow with the uploading;p
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Skeeery.
"I've been here the whole time. I'm not always in the spotlight but I've been doing what I've always done."
That's right - and us here, backstage, we saw you. Haha!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:55pm.
Well, that's no fun. Where's the real questions at, like what is wrong with Psycho Daddy??
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
I can imagine, and am sorry to say it made me LOL--but only once.
Submitted by kacky on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:23pm.
Can you imagine going to all that trouble just to frighten a couple of pre-schoolers. That whole family needs to be reported to CPS.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
At least the Botox Nikki Kidman injects in her face makes her look a tad normal, but on Madonna - WOWZAHS!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
@Leona: I found them - Right at the beginning - fuck! It says: No subject was off-limits. No question went unanswered. Then I'm reading here that there were all kinds of good questions they din't ask! No subject was off-limits because when it was presented to the Spears clan there were no hard questions in it.
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@ Wyle E--
Whatcha doin over in Dubai? Aren't you skeered of de popo??
Don't get nekkid on the beach.
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Madonna, along with Heather Locklear are starting to morph into the "Joker". What's with these women?
If I were Shitney I would have asked Madge where was she when I was making a complete fool of myself? Now she crawls out of the woodwork to keep her Joker face in the public.
Deb - yes, Nancy is going to be foaming at teh mouth. I can't wait.
As for your comment on Shitney, should we expect anything other than her refusing to accept the blame for the way her life is?