Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight
I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.
You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?
During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.
Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.
The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.
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I searched Youtube and couldn't find the clown clip. Anybody else got it?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:45pm.
WTF??? That's the actual costume!?
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it really is time for the world to end. That's it, we had good run, but this madness cannot go on! Jesus, please push the button! (MK)
Then again - you know it's just Madonna's ego pushing her right off the fucking couch. There was simply no room for the 4 of them on there.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:44pm.
no shit, could she have leaned away any farther? that move right there is about the ONLY thing I give her credit for!
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Ha! For reals. There was a moment there I thought I actually might like her.
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WTF??? That's the actual costume!?
Her boys are way too for that shit. Especially after they just spent the last year watching their mommy go crazy. UGH!
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no shit, could she have leaned away any farther? that move right there is about the ONLY thing I give her credit for!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:33pm.
I just saw that. About time! He had an accomplice. Wonder when they'll get him.
Nancy Grace should be all over this!
Back to Britney. It seems the trouble is all because she trusted the wrong people because she was lonely. Insert eye-roll.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nice body language with Vadge. LOL! I hope she doesn't think she's helping things cuz she's obviously making it worse. Ha!
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M.E. - we got a little side tracked by some *other* whacko shit goin' down in here .. but I just want to say tou-fricken-ché at your take below. It's just all way too true.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:27pm.
I honestly don't get how someone can stand behind and praise a woman who has proven to be a total and complete piece of shit?
She married on impulse, had kids on impulse, divorced on impulse, abandoned her kids to go clubbing, went cuckoo on a drug/alcohol induced head shaving incident, GAVE UP custody of her kids, reminds us daily that getting back on top and making a comeback is her main priority.
Condtadicts herself everytime she fucking speaks.
I don't get it.
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I would pay good money for a look at Britney's ravaged scalp. Sure, people shave their heads every day but then they don't attack other people for looking at them after, nawmsayin'. She was SO mad on that umbrella day because her head was bald and she was wearing sweats. That's the only reason. Ugh.
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that whole circus of a mess is so godammn creepy, who even needs a mask?
i dunno, if madonna made me let her slip me the tongue in front of millions of people while prancing in one of her collection of bondage outfits, i might be a little shy around her, too.
i haven't watched this show. i can't...i can't
caaannnn'tt doooo itttt.
Off Topic - William Balfor has OFFICIALLY been charged in the Hudson murders!
I'm pretty sure Shitters has no idea who she is sitting next to.
Mix Well would find a ready reception on the Bloody Mary thread. *hic*
NaNoop... LOL @ Bye! Buh ... *waving too*
Mix Well, don't let the Dlisted door hit you on your way over to JJ's. (and puhleeeze take your new bff Dea with you)
ps, I love Dea's part about how Dlisters "take all kinds of drugs" and "ain't got no family that cares" for us... LOL, if she only knew..
Honey Chile.. if that is the only way your little 'ole tiny brain can interpret how and why we do what we do.. seriously.. just don't stop believin'...
classic shit rite there
Damn. Looks like I missed a good biff-up!
I WAS going to say that no grown man should dress up as a scary clown.
Its too fucking scary. Nuff said.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Can you imagine going to all that trouble just to frighten a couple of pre-schoolers. That whole family needs to be reported to CPS.
And that was a strange reception she gave to Madonna, considering they have this performance history together that was supposed to be so edgy and sensational. She looked like she had no idea who it was.
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I don't care if others have a different view. It's when the loons come in spewing their bullshit of how they love her and thinks she's awesome and such a good mommy etc, that makes my blood boil.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:04pm.
i was pointing out that some of you get very nasty to fellow posters when you don't like the point they are trying to make.
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wow
and that was very noble and honorable of you and we shall be forever grateful.
*bowing head in reverence*
i forget who said it but she is full of contradictions. one minute she is sad, very sad and then other times she's like i'm happy i love my boys, i love dancing. the fact that she doesn't know what she is, that's sad. there were things that she would say and the interviewer could have asked her to explain but it was a long commercial for her perfume and her album. then she was live i guess at mtv or something and that was really awkward, the host was asking her questions and she was definitely on another planet. i have to say if she didn't have that conservator thing she'd be at rite aid buyin some cheetos with sam i am!
Oh Madonna just admit it, you're using her too just like everyone else in her life.
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eyeroll,
i have wasted enough time on this already, but for the record, i was not bringing the snarking on celeb's into the spotlight, that is what this site is about. i was pointing out that some of you get very nasty to fellow posters when you don't like the point they are trying to make. wow.
I feel as though she is still a child. In reality she is what 26? But still acts like a 17 year old little girl(yeah teen but you get what I mean). Look at the last scene and how she looks in the camera-
I sat through this sh** last night and yes, I'll admit that when Britt started crying and saying how "just so sad it (fame) is" I felt sorrow for the poor girl. But, excuse me, where were the hard hitting questions like "how did you end up strapped to a gurney and rolled out of your house looking like a crazy lady?" or "if you "hate" the paprazzi so much, why were you bumping nasties with one and hanging out with them at one point" or "where is your mom..why didn't you tell Jamie Lynn to tell her boyfriend to wear a condom?" and last but not least "whats with all the damn Frapps?!" I mean sh** I'm no Barbara Walters but I didn't learn or get nything out of that "crocumentary" except that she is supposedly all better now, loves to dance and apparently goes trough life like a "Karate Kid", now (WTF was that all about?)
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Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:55pm.
i will move on to a different thread.
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oh, like the Angelina thread where you can talk about how much you hate her? It's OK to hate Angelina Joile but not Britney? Why is that?
Submitted by EyeRoll on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:52pm.
again, you are just reinforcing the bully mentallity that some of you have. sad.
and you are reinforcing your martyr complex.
pathetic.
Yep. And from here on out Mix Well's comments get the ol' skip over. Buh bye.
Or is it bye! Buh
Smell ya later.
When Madge talks to the interviewer, she keeps closing her eyes, which doesn't look too bright.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Yeah I sat through that mess two times. The first time I thought wow her life is kinda sucky and maybe she wants some peace. Second time I was like fuck this bitch. She has millions of dollars and is in control of her own life and shit while I'm broke as shit. Then I thought WTF is that thing sitting next to her talking. Bitch would have scared her sons too.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:55pm.
:)
**whatever**
dea, wow!
well said, articulate and not dripping with hate. thank you. i will move on to a different thread. thank you for inserting a bit of wisdom here.
They're whole meeting felt awkward.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:52pm.
again, you are just reinforcing the bully mentallity that some of you have. sad.
and you are reinforcing your martyr complex.
pathetic.
OK, my head just exploded.
So? What are ya gonna do about it? Wanna meet in the parking lot after school and clear this up?
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:44pm.
Mix well, you certainly aren't true to your name, are you?
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Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:44pm.
let me tell you something about dlisted.
the majority of the people who come here and write about celebrities, and make fun of them, wish them dead, wish them terrible things, have no simpathy for others and picture every celebrity (or even persn) as being bitchy, and spoiled, and not capable of functioning, and not deserving of love or good things, are people who actually take all kinds of drugs, have had tragedies going on in their lives, ain´t got a family that cares for them, are not capable of loving and caring and think the world is cruel and life basically sucks, cause it´s not fair to them.
so... what i´m trying to say is that you´re trying to racionalize with people that don´t want to do that, because it´s so much easier to think that other people have it easy. it´s a lot easier to hate then to understand.
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I just love the way Britney is humoring Madonna. Makes me kinda like the cheeto queen.
And WTF did Madonna DO to her FACE? She is starting to resemble Jocelyn Wildebeest or Cher. Not good.
again, you are just reinforcing the bully mentallity that some of you have. sad.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:44pm.
no. no. no bullies here.
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aw, poor you...much like Brian Wilson you just weren't made for these times
Yep, schools out. The loons are in here full force.
Wonder what the Angie thread looks like?
It is so lame how some people like to come to Dlisted just to talk shit about people doing exactly what MK intended this blog to be about- a place to talk smack about celebrities (if you feel that way).
You gonna chastise a bunch of sharks for gobbling you up in the ocean? Don't go into their turf if you don't like what you see.
The condescending generalizations are just rich. And then they try to pull a Shitney by acting all high and mighty when they get a reaction, which is EXACTLY what they wanted in the first place. Just like Shitney likes to pretend to be victimized by the paps, so do dumbasses like to come to Dlisted and complain about the atmosphere.
If it stinks to you, then just get out. Telling people that they are bad or basically not as good as you (cuz we don't pretend to fart fairy dust) is just transparent and lame.
If you need attention that badly, then that's pretty sad.
Mix well, you certainly aren't true to your name, are you?
no. no. no bullies here.
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Submitted by EyeRoll on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:34pm.
Synonyms for Mix Well
big, big-hearted, unselfish, altruistic, benevolent, chivalrous, forgiving, free, generous, heroic, high-minded, honorable
Mind if I add in: chivalrous crusader?
Albatross, so true about Madonna being so full of herself. She really thinks everyone is hanging on every brilliant word to come out of her mouth.
I finally saw it. Can you say awkward? Britney's body language when Madge plops down next to her is priceless.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
So this "for the record" documentary will be on in an hr here. Just watching that clip that is posted makes me uncomfortable. soooo uncomfortable.
Coma Caca!!
Ahhhh! Too much hotness!!
*sticks head in freezer*
PS The new dollhouse dude post is begging for some snark.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Eye Roll, you forgot compassionate and brave.