Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight
I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.
You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?
During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.
Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.
The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.
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Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:22pm.
some of you whine about posters at just jared, but there are plenty of you here that are just as prone to the mob mentality. you're no better."
Oh, please bitch. Have you browsed through the comments section of this lovely blog, you know exactly how we are. We speak our minds and don't "pour" our gratitude to one individual; we speak our mind instead of allowing "Hollywood" to brainwash us with the "next big thing."
If you want the whole "puppies and kittens" aspect of celebrity blogging, head on over to the bias opinions that is Just Jared and Perez Hilton. They'll welcome you with open arms, and give you kisses and rainbows that I'm sure you're coming to expect from the lovely interwebs. You have to earn respect here, just as if you were on the streets. And it ain't easy, bitch.
(OK, my aggressions toward a lot of shit was misdirected at you, but fuck it. Learn to deal with it.)
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
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~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Well that explains a lot....Britters probably took one look at Scary Clown and threw one of the kids at him.
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I'm not an amateur psychologist; I just play one on the internet.
Eyes kin spel jis fyne!!!
end uz kin tek ah spel bee end phuk ophf.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Synonyms for Mix Well
big, big-hearted, unselfish, altruistic, benevolent, chivalrous, forgiving, free, generous, heroic, high-minded, honorable
Britney's not bi-polar or whatever, she's just rich, immature, and out of control.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:28pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:20pm.
If you continue to refer to ppl as loons, I will be forced to stalk your hot, buttery, sexy self and you will have to obtain a restraining order.
You just make me tingle, dammit!
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loons loons loons loons loons loons!
*MWAH*
@ Mix Well--
How would you describe the person who selected your avie? Nasty perhaps? Possibly cruel? It's both nasty and cruel to publicly label St. Angie as a whore.
*tsk tsk*
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:17pm.
people are often at their nastiest here. People with a cruel streak get a kick out of these places because there are more people to victimize.
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:17pm.
Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!
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I couldn't give a toss about the different opinions - I'm all about the syntax. Cuz it's sexay.
Oh and thank you again. Awfully decent of you to spread the word.
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Une certaine qualité de gentillesse est toujours signe de trahison~ François Mauriac
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:26pm.
well, it certainly didn't take long for you all to prove my point.
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It's clear you are just out for attention so you can stop the phony disdain. It's lame.
I have to admit when I watched this lastnight I laughed my ass off. That's the best halloween mask I've seen in awhile...
"Wada-tah!"
Migraine, blame the cheeto dust!
paradoxical bunny,
ok.
eye roll,
thank you for your blessings. right back at you. good luck.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:26pm.
well, it certainly didn't take long for you all to prove my point.
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It's not easy always being right, is it?
Poor thing, you carry such a burden.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:59pm.
When did britney ever confess to having bipolar disease?
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She has never and will never, because she's not.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:02pm.
P.S. SHE ISN'T BIPOLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Submitted by EyeRoll on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:25pm.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:22pm.
some of you whine about posters at just jared, but there are plenty of you here that are just as prone to the mob mentality. you're no better.
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there's a new sheriff in town, partners.
'I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the dep-u-tay...
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:20pm.
If you continue to refer to ppl as loons, I will be forced to stalk your hot, buttery, sexy self and you will have to obtain a restraining order.
You just make me tingle, dammit!
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:26pm.
well, it certainly didn't take long for you all to prove my point.
- And Thank You for being the example and proving my point.
Whiner.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mix Well.. you are misunderstanding a few things. I ain't gonna bother pointing them out. But clearly you are looking for the wrong thing in the right place.
Mix Well, we are always happy to oblige.
I honestly don't get how someone can stand behind and praise a woman who has proven to be a total and complete piece of shit?
She married on impulse, had kids on impulse, divorced on impulse, abandoned her kids to go clubbing, went cuckoo on a drug/alcohol induced head shaving incident, GAVE UP custody of her kids, reminds us daily that getting back on top and making a comeback is her main priority.
Condtadicts herself everytime she fucking speaks.
I don't get it.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:17pm.
people are often at their nastiest here. People with a cruel streak get a kick out of these places because there are more people to victimize.
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I feel the presence of the Buddha....and Jesus Christ...and Gandhi..and Mother Teresa.
GOD BLESS MIX WELL!!!!
Submitted by jennabee245 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:51pm.
Britney's "mental illness" was created by her drug use. Her "breakdown" came after she realized the douche she married, was doing the very same thing to HER as he did to his pregnant girlfriend, only her ego never thought it he would do it to her.
Then, after she lost control of her man, she acted like a 16 year old rather then a grown woman and mother and ran around town flashing her box to anyone that was willing to look. Now, instead of looking like a woman in her twenties she looks like an ex-hooker in her 40's and so far, there hasn't been any makeup good enough to cover it up.
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Bye! Good
well, it certainly didn't take long for you all to prove my point.
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:22pm.
some of you whine about posters at just jared, but there are plenty of you here that are just as prone to the mob mentality. you're no better.
My opinions are completely my own, spank you very much. This blog is a natural gathering place for people to snark. It is not a run of the mill celeb ass kissing blog. In case you didn't notice that on your way in.
If Madonna has just a little more surgery I'm not going to be able to look at her without expecting to see Wayland Flowers behind her with his hand jammed up her ass.
Biiiiiizarre.
M.E.
It seems like I can always smell a cyber beating a comin'.
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:22pm.
some of you whine about posters at just jared, but there are plenty of you here that are just as prone to the mob mentality. you're no better.
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there's a new sheriff in town, partners.
M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:20pm.
*shakes head*
God damned loons.
What's worse? Britards or Brangeloonies?
- They be all the same.
And might I add, ok yes I will, some post here just to WHINE about the posters here.
Hmmmmm........
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Migraine is a LURKER!!!!!!!!!
Mix Well: Thanks again for making cyberspace safe for illiteracy and ignorance.
Thank god for noble Americans like you.
We salute you!
Well, in the spirit of mob mentality.............
Is it just me or does anyone else see a little bit of Jocelyn Wildstein in Vadge's face?
some of you whine about posters at just jared, but there are plenty of you here that are just as prone to the mob mentality. you're no better.
I were lurking instead of working :)
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
MIGRAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*shakes head*
God damned loons.
What's worse? Britards or Brangeloonies?
I honestly don't know.
**giggling uncontrollaby**
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Calling cat # 0987986!!!!!!!!!
No pity for the selfish bitch who only shows true happiness when she is SHOPPING.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:16pm.
Ah, home sweet home. :-)
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
Submitted by Mix Well on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:14pm.
Jennabee, GOD help you if you don't run spell-check
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Thank you Mix Well.
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Une certaine qualité de gentillesse est toujours signe de trahison~ François Mauriac
Submitted by jennabee245 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:13pm.
"kevin might not have left her as in separted her"
If Kevin actually did separted her then he's a straight up bastard.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ
Submitted by jennabee245 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:51pm.
..."you cant help it you are born with its a chemical imbalance in the brain. making fun of a person for a mental illness is like making fun of a person's skin color..."
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Or their inability to use PUNCTUATION.
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Une certaine qualité de gentillesse est toujours signe de trahison~ François Mauriac
What I don't get is this:
Shitney has more money than God, and could retire NOW and live better than 90% of the people around her, off of what she has NOW for the rest of her life.
She can walk away from this madness NOW. She doesn't NEED any more $$$. But she is addicted to worship and $$$, obviously. The fact that she would toss her sons aside for the empty high of "fans" praising her and more money when she has all she could ever need or want. Selfish hag, plain and simple.
How anybody can pity her is beyond me. This is a FREE country. NOBODY CAN FORCE HER TO WORK if she really doesn't want to. She is nobody's victim, but sure as shit wants everyone to think she is.
How repulsive.
my mom who practices psychology says from what she has read and seen and what she described feeling last night she could have. and kevin might not have left her as in separted her but he used her to spend her money and lived his own life while she was with the kids.and i know she had a brake down after she lost her kids but she was in a bitter divorce/custoty battle
I don't think Britney ever HAD a character to crack. I do not think it ever even slightly developed, since she was whisked away into infamy at such a ridiculously young age. She has a is trapped in the mind of a 12 year old fantasy-loving child, and is incapable of dealing with adult situations or decisions (let alone fame!). Not only that, but she has always had über fucked up parents operating arm in arm with money-sucking sycophants as handlers. To that lovely scenario, add a guffaw-inspiringly low IQ, a large dose of the crazy, and wa-fucking-la, you get a vacuous, schizo, pre-fab pop tart... whos most infamous song was named "I'm a Slave 4 U".
oh, the irony... not.
My God - Madonna is so full of herself, and Britney is such an airhead. I wish they'd both jump off a bridge.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:09pm.
*wink*
Um...I think she said "Crispy Grove air". Just sayin'....crispy.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:01pm.
"FYI loon"
M.E., I'm pretty sure I love you.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qGVsRSlSoQ