Monday, December 1st 2008

Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight

I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.

You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?

During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.

Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.

The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.



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old_straight_guy's picture

The video of Vadge coming to give Britney "a hug" is one of the most awkward moments ever captured on tape. To Britney's credit, she is rather cold toward Vadge. Vadge's cheek implants look particularly weird in this vid, like they are slowly slipping down inside her face.

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Submitted by jennabee245 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:51pm.

1. Spellcheck.
2. Just Jared.

ponder it.

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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008

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Creepella's picture

She's a freak and it's unreal how many stupid people out there who will give this freak more money.

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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:44pm.

I think she's cracked and she won't ever heal over and be the same person again.
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She looks like she's on some heavy meds these days. Just let her get off the meds and she'll be back to her old self again!

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:03pm.

I got the video to work..if you're having problems, just go to the main site and search for the video.

Anyway, I seriously despise Madonna. She's such an annoyingly self-centered hag. If I slept my way to the top, I'd be a little more humble. I'm also so fuckign sick of these scientologists and kabbalahists forcing their shit down my throat. I get enough of that fromt eh fuckign annoying ass jehovah's witnesses that come and knock on my door, I don't need it on my TV too. AGHHHHH..everyone needs to shut the fuck up about what they believe in and keep it to their god damn selves. I know she didn't mention it, but hearing her try to be all philosophical remidns me where it comes from. She's so fuckign fake. I honestly feel sorry for these Hollywood skanks. They're so empty, they try to make themselves and their lives mean something, but at the end of the day, when you've sold your soul for riches and fame, you're unhappy no matter what you do. You can see it in Britney too.

Like that hot slut TI said: "Unhappy with the riches cuz you piss-poor morally." Damn straight!

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

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Yup yup yup - my sentiments exactly.

Madonna will go through many many more men in her lifetime, but true love and happiness will be fleeting. Why? Because the only person she truly loves is her persona, the character she's created that she so intently shoves down our throats via the mass media.

At the end of the day, in the quiet hours, who is she and does it get harder to face herself, her goals and her facade day in and day out.

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

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P.S. SHE ISN'T BIPOLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by jennabee245 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:51pm.
britney went through some really hard shit. her husband left her she lost her kids and had a brakedown from those things. Everyone who says she is playing the pity card is full of shit. she has a mental illness which is something that take a long time to be properly identify. bipolar is something that is hard to diagones plus if its bipolar 1 or 2 on top of finding meds that work which can take sometimes 4 or more different meds. even with meds its not a cure all you need therepy and lifestyle change even then you can still have bad days where you are manic or depressed. She seems so unhappy and she cant do anything on her own because of desitions she made when she was having a breakdown. as someone who has been a loyal fan for 6 years i am happy that she seems to be a bit better but weither its because she wants to change or if it by her handlers being in control again. If she really isnt making these choice and is being forced to seem happy and to tour, premote, and other things to do with her new record might make things worse if she feels she is not incontrol of her life which seems to be the case.

people are making fun of her because of being "crazy" she has a mental illness bipolor or something else. making fun of a person for something they cannot control is really rude. you cant help it you are born with its a chemical imbalance in the brain. making fun of a person for a mental illness is like making fun of a person's skin color which is something they cannot control either.

now that i have wrote that rant

i wish britney health ,happiness and a long career
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FYI loon. SHE left Kevin. She had a public breakdown BEFORE she GAVE UP COSTODY of her kids.

Wake up.

Dea's picture

i´m watching the documentary 4 the record right now, and i´m actually crying.i can´t imagine myself living the life she´s been living. i think i´d go insane. she handles it very well, actually. i don´t know how she gets out of bed, everyday. i wouldn´t have the strenth.

**whatever**

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Submitted by jennabee245 on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:51pm.

When did britney ever confess to having bipolar disease?

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Overall madonna thinks WAY too highly of herself and her opinions.

I loved the body language when she sat next to britney on the couch. Britneys posture was screaming 'get the fuck away from me'.

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WWJDFAKB's picture

MTV really sugarcoated it, with 'Hills' style cinematography.

That costume was scary as fuck, I don't you can find shit like that at Party City. She is far from sane, you can easily see it in her eyes, but at least gettin somewhere. Seems like she will never have a peace of mind. The whole mood and even the music choices of the documentary seemed depressing, but not as depressing as the Orphan in Mumbai clip they showed on CNN a while ago (thanks Wolf Blitzer). TV has been a real Debbie Downer lately. I need a good cartoon fix to make me forget about Daddy Spears the Clown, Madonnas face, and screaming orphans.

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Submitted by RufusR on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:38pm.

Madonna looks like she wants to move to Jocelyn Wildenstein-land. She visited the place and liked it and is contemplating a permanent move there. Her friend and family have probably advised her against it, but imagine trying to tell Vadge "no".

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I totally agree with ypu. If I ever ran into Vadge here in Los Angeles, I'd feel very uncomfortable being in her presence - not because of her fame, but because I'd be trying real hard not to stare at the freak she's made herself. She's hard to look at, frankly. Cat lady indeed.

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

smoke's picture

Every time I want to feel sorry for her or see her do well, I remember this picture and my sympathy goes right out the window:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/16914

britney went through some really hard shit. her husband left her she lost her kids and had a brakedown from those things. Everyone who says she is playing the pity card is full of shit. she has a mental illness which is something that take a long time to be properly identify. bipolar is something that is hard to diagones plus if its bipolar 1 or 2 on top of finding meds that work which can take sometimes 4 or more different meds. even with meds its not a cure all you need therepy and lifestyle change even then you can still have bad days where you are manic or depressed. She seems so unhappy and she cant do anything on her own because of desitions she made when she was having a breakdown. as someone who has been a loyal fan for 6 years i am happy that she seems to be a bit better but weither its because she wants to change or if it by her handlers being in control again. If she really isnt making these choice and is being forced to seem happy and to tour, premote, and other things to do with her new record might make things worse if she feels she is not incontrol of her life which seems to be the case.

people are making fun of her because of being "crazy" she has a mental illness bipolor or something else. making fun of a person for something they cannot control is really rude. you cant help it you are born with its a chemical imbalance in the brain. making fun of a person for a mental illness is like making fun of a person's skin color which is something they cannot control either.

now that i have wrote that rant

i wish britney health ,happiness and a long career

lovemyboy's picture

I don't understand why she's being pushed to make this new album. It's obvious she needs some mental help, so shoving her back into the limelight with her magazine photo shoots, concert appearances, blah, blah, blah is not what this girl needs. For Peete's sake she can't even handle her own affairs, her daddy is doing it. She's like a puppet just doing what everyone tells her to do.

She needs to stop putting out records, get some serious mental help and move out of LA.

What in hillbilly heroin's name is Madge talking about in that there clip? She's really riding some strange hippy dippy enlightenment bullshit vibe these days isn't she? And as for Brit, as in the X Factor, she seems incapable of saying anything more than "awesome". I actually feel sorry for her, she's fragile and clearly not up to any of these situations. She can't even chat with her old snog buddy Madge. I think she's cracked and she won't ever heal over and be the same person again.

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ubmitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:56pm.

A-frickin'-men.

She is just a manipulative dirtbag. That's my diagnosis.

NaNoop's picture

Oh, boy. I clicked on the youtube link for part 1. That poor-me sobfest is just TOO much.

I don't buy it. Can't dredge up any pity for her. It is ALL about HER. She does not come across the LEAST bit AWARE that other people exist. Except to "take advantage" of her. She doesn't need my pity, she gives herself plenty enough.

M.E.'s picture

AND she's trying a fucking shirt on, wearing it as a dress, arguing with her assistant, who keeps telling her it's a shirt, that she can wear it as a dress.

UGH!

RufusR's picture

Madonna looks like she wants to move to Jocelyn Wildenstein-land. She visited the place and liked it and is contemplating a permanent move there. Her friend and family have probably advised her against it, but imagine trying to tell Vadge "no".

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Submitted by Jbo on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:31pm.
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Yeh no kidding re Brit and her inability to hold a conversation. By comparison Vadge looks mature and articulate. Unbelievable.

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M.E.'s picture

Her fucking assistant has to tell her that she already owns a shirt that she is looking to buy.

Pathetic

xxyxz's picture

All I have to say about this shit is bring back

COMINGBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sartastic's picture

LMAO @ the Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4ever foundation...yes, this show made me feel a bit sorry for her. But I think the biggest part of her troubles is that she doesn't know how to deal with them because she's not mentally mature enough to. She's still in that 17 year old mindset where she feels like a trapped teenager wanting freedom more than anything. Bottom line is that she needs to learn how to grow up. Then she'll be able to deal with her problems and be able to efficiently raise two children. In order for her to to grow up, I think she just needs to quit the business, disappear somewhere, and really get her shit together.

Jbo's picture

joe schmoe:

I thought the same thing... Vadge is talking to her and trying to hold a conversation and all dipshit Brit can do is smile and say "it will be awesome".

It must really SUCK for briney to not have an education so she can hold decent intellectual conversations about the world - oh wait the world revolves around her (in her head).

I guess if the convo isn't about sex, dancing (her therapy) or smoking she ain't interested.

I PITY THIS FOOL!

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ViVee's picture

I watched the Britney mess last night and I was shocked at how fug and scary Madonna looked. I miss the Madonna of the 80's.

I have never been a fan or britney or madonna (their careers). if they work together it is probably someone else's idea.

I know that video they made together when britney was still a big star who seemed all perfect and madonna still looked semihuman was some fucked up shit. I doubt they even understood half of what they were doing. such as britney running through a section of the club that looks like the area of the slaughter house before cows get to the killing floor. she winds up on the dance floor singing "all my people on the floor." and it goes on... yuck.

seriously after seeing this interesting new direction they wanted britney's career to take I thought she married kfed to kill her career on purpose.

unfortunately she didn't. and it looks like she has two choices: be controlled or be crazy. she will probably switch back and forth several more times.

as for her explanations of her crazy times... I wouldn't be surprised if she can't remember what she was thinking.

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I'm surprised how normal Vadge sounded. As for Brit Brit, Jesus, the lights are on but nobody's home. Sad.

Edited: However she blows her credibility & sounds as ridiculous as I expected she would when she calls Brit Brit an *artist*.

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M.E., Shitney doesn't understand shit. She is a product, not a person.

Beth4's picture

What a load a crap this so-called documentary is, bitch needs to grow the fuck up and accept responsibility. And Madonna just needs to STFU.

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*rushes in, super busy*

For the record: I did not watch this shit, but from what I hear, a million tiny violins were playing in harmony as she spewed bullshit out of her mouth. Don't feel sorry for her. FUCK her.

Oh, and I am not scared of clowns, but fuck, this one just made me fear them for evah

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M.E.'s picture

Also in the clip, she speaks in her real voice. Not that high pitch fake bullshit.

NaNoop's picture

Damn, who's creepier? Vadge or Pennywise Spears? Holy crap, those masks on DA BOF A DEM. Give me nightmares.

I love {eyes rolling} listening to Vadge attempting to be SO philosophical. What a hack.

All of 'em, a buncha hacks.

M.E.'s picture

So, I watched a clip. Doesn't Shitney understand that even as a PASSENGER in the back seat it is the LAW that you MUST wear your seat belt?

GOD!

madam ex's picture

Brit needs to grow the fuck up and deal, I dont have ice water running through my veins and I felt sorry for her for like 10 nano seconds. Other than that this bitch needs to understand you are not baby Britney anymore, you're a mom, grow up and deal cunt. You have enough money to go seek help if needed. I guess I do have ice water in my veins cause I couldnt give a fuck about her or her problems.

paradoxical bunny's picture

M.E. and Albatross.. I agree completely. Those kids will have that fucking clown in their nightmares for all eternity. Toddlers are afraid of their own shadow.. let alone THAT monster at their door! my GOD!

and as for Britney knowing what she is doing... nada. bitch is still a sick cookie.. you can see and hear it. she is medicated and vacant and is operating in automode. but she wanted fame when she was a pre-teen, displayed a modicum of talent then, and her family and managers have been milking her ever since. but.. crazies are not TOTALLY crazy..especially when they are taking their meds.. and she IS still playing along. so I don't cut ANYONE any slack here, including her. deep down she seems like a nice enough person, but she can easily see that fame has not been good to her.. so wtfuckingf.. take your money and go raise your "babies" in peace if you know what's good for you. clearly she ain't talented anymore.

sexytime's picture

right on, itsthebritneybitch. The t.v. tells you to worship these people like they're gods practically, but when all they do is promote whoredom and use their fame to hawk a bunch of stupid consumer products like their cheap-ass perfume that no one needs, makes sense that they will feel empty despite all the ass-kissing and adoration they get. Especially when they are judged almost completely on how they look on the surface and are surrounded by nothing but superficial people who are all competing with each other to be the hottest looking, most successful, biggest entourage.....etc, etc.

Britney really does look like she's on thin emotional ice talking to Madonna.

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Waiting for Angel to comment on this show!

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that clown getup is john wayne gacy scary. or hell worse. john wayne gacy was trying to look normal and harmless (epic fail). papa spears was trying to look scary.

it is not very difficult to frighten toddlers, dude! scale that shit back.
britney probably emptied out a liquor store to calm her nerves after getting a gander at that. hmmm... and so the circus theme was born.

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ok, that's the besy madonna has looked in a long time. she definitely looked better and half the size of britney. why does she feel anything for that big headed cheeto? Britney doesn't seem like she can hold a conversation with an adult.

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Madonna's face looks like it is in a wind tunnel with a sheet of Saran wrap on it, pulled very tight

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Sweet Jesus, I would rather see the pics of Brits bloody snatch than that fucking clown. Now all I can think about is IT and Gacy. Way to make sure i never fucking sleep again MK

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M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:00pm

Fank yew M.E.
I dun dranks mah Purples today!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

I got the video to work..if you're having problems, just go to the main site and search for the video.

Anyway, I seriously despise Madonna. She's such an annoyingly self-centered hag. If I slept my way to the top, I'd be a little more humble. I'm also so fuckign sick of these scientologists and kabbalahists forcing their shit down my throat. I get enough of that fromt eh fuckign annoying ass jehovah's witnesses that come and knock on my door, I don't need it on my TV too. AGHHHHH..everyone needs to shut the fuck up about what they believe in and keep it to their god damn selves. I know she didn't mention it, but hearing her try to be all philosophical remidns me where it comes from. She's so fuckign fake. I honestly feel sorry for these Hollywood skanks. They're so empty, they try to make themselves and their lives mean something, but at the end of the day, when you've sold your soul for riches and fame, you're unhappy no matter what you do. You can see it in Britney too.

Like that hot slut TI said: "Unhappy with the riches cuz you piss-poor morally." Damn straight!

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Jbo's picture

WHAAAA - this bitch is mentally trapped in as a 12-yr old. She has not matured OR been socialized with other humans. She's a freaking martyr and I don't feel ONE BIT sorry for her! I pity this fool and feel EXTREMELY sorry for her little mistakes (I mean kids)!

I've said it once and I'll say it again - Being a Spoiled BITCH is NOT a mental disorder!!!

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Beccarella's picture

Vadge was clearly in Brit's personal space...Brit looked like the more she backed up, the more Vadge would move in. It looked uncomfortable....that, and Vadge ain't had a maternal feeling in her life! Who's she trying to kid?!?

M.E.'s picture

*standing ovation to Bradi*

*wipes tear*

That was beautiful man!

ricki lake's picture

I actually thought Britney came off as really genuine and sincere, and dare I say it...even thoughtful and introspective. We all know she's got issues, and isn't the sharpest tool in the shed...but I will still follow her to the ends of the Earth. Heart u, Britney. Keep getting better!

(The preview of her video 'Circus' after the show was H.O.T.T...)

M.E.'s picture

I will not watch this mess. Her teeny squeeky voice irritates the fuck out of me.

ricki lake's picture

It is hilarious to hear Madonna give interviews these days. They always come off as ridiculously serious and self-important. We get it, cunt - you think you are deep and thoughtful. Now please go away and die. You know you are in trouble when even the gays are jumping ship.