Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight
I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.
You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?
During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.
Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.
The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:39pm.
AMEN!
And that clown costume - that is some serious child abuse, right there.
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Clowns are SKEERY!
And for shame MK, feelin' sorry?
I don't think so homo, lest us not forget her addiction is not fame nor fortune, it's access to the shit she does not deserve anymore.
Please, she waltzes into a studio, manned with an army of producers, she stands there for like 5 minutes, chunks out something that rhymes, makes something resembling music and gets money and awards.
For doing what? Remind me again, wtf does she do?
That's right, doesn't own up to anything or any responsibility and lies through her slot on fire.
You expect me to read her lies were she is blatantly taking shots at everyone for her "misfortune" and with a conscious mind still won't admit how she has fucked up.
Well slap my ding dang and call me Sally.
Watching and reading what she is claiming now, please don't miss the GIANT PICTURE, she knows exactly wtf she is doing with manipulation and exploitative measures. This bitch ain't crazy or a sad little ho from backwater ButtFuck LA, she is a full fledged user and has milked the Crazy shit long enough. As far as I am concerned she has just outed herself as to being perfectly aware of what has been happening all along.
Funny how convenient her sanity shows up now, isn't it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Im sorry y'all...but that shit was SAD. Britney has at least 4 people living in her head and none of them are happy, you can tell she does know who she is, what she wants, where she stands. Shes this machine and she constantly scrutinazied and controlled, directed and used.
The whole thing did make me feel sorry for her and her kids.
OK sort of off topic buuuut does anyone remember when Papa Spears says something to Britney like, "Nice hooker shoes honey. Can you dance in those?"
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Die Madonna's hair black and its Cher!! Oh God.. why do these bitches ALL go to the same plastic surgeon. I do not get it!!!
Damn, Madonna can't even MOVE her face. It probably hurts her just to blink, see how she had to think about it before she blinked.
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It's up on Youtube now! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Yo1ruO2YY&feature=channel
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MK (wb dahhhhhling!)... I too was waiting for you to post on this fright fest. Truly, Daddy Spears' whacko clownfromhell stunt sums it ALL up. It DOES 'splain everything. evvvverything. And as for Vadge's busted face which made its debut several months ago, I say.. what took her so long!? Now her face finally matches her mind (fucked up and puffed up). And she is so narcissistic that she can hardly utter words. You can just SEE her worshipping herself as she speaks, thinking how wonderfully brilliant she must sound. GODDDD she makes me ill. And to THINK I once adored her. fucking UGH! (again, WB MK, xoxoxox!)
I can't wait to watch this mess tonight! It's waiting for me on my DVR.
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As soon as I hear Madonna start rambling on about "the order of the universe" I want to slap the everliving Kaballah water out of her. Jesus, just please, STFU. Fucking idiot.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:41pm.
Which looked scarier, the clown or Madonna?
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Madonna.
The clown was supposed to be scary but looking at Madonna is like looking at someone born with a deformity and you're trying to act normal around them but can't help staring.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:41pm.
Which looked scarier, the clown or Madonna?
Discuss...
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Damnit! The video won't dload so I can't tell you just yet. Right now, I'm going to say that your avie of Oprah back in the day is scarier than Daddy Spears as a mad clown. That IS Oprah right?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
WTF is Madonna talking about??? She's trying to be deep and talk about self-reflection and order in the universe but she's talking about her stupid concert. Madonna has to be one of the biggest narcissists on the planet; as far ever being as fragile, vulnerable and clueless as Britney, give me a break--it never happened. And every time I see a picture of Alex Rodriguez, he looks befuddled and confused and I end up feeling sorry for the poor SOB.
ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO..That clown is scary as hell, but it looks like he's taking a dump so I can't stop laughing.
I can't believe he fuckign dressed like that when those two poor kids were around. They're a family of loons. Fuck, you'll never catch me driving in Britney's neighborhood. There's some Texas chainsaw massacre shit going on down in Kentwood.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Hahahaha. Actually, she said she wanted to smell the crispy air.
I would like to nominate that red turtle neck for Hot Slut of The Day.
THANK YOU!!! I watched this last night, and was like "GEE, THE MONSTER CLOWN SCARED THE CHILDREN?! NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!" Seriously, normal clowns are scary enough as it is.
Of course, nothing compared to the sheer terror of Madonna's face. Or the madcap lunacy of Britney referring to herself as a "smart girl." Britney Spears: For The Record deserves an Emmy.
Paris Herpes- You know how disturbing the movie has to be if Howard Stern only could make it through the first 10min before he had to stop watching. I barely made it through the whole thing, but I couldn't stop watching the sick flick.
Where is the clip of her boo boo's being scared of grampa?
Which looked scarier, the clown or Madonna?
Discuss...
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Please. As if Britney's kids haven't seen much scarier shit, like their mother talking like a fucktard british person and wearing pink hair. Britney's dad is a fucking saint. He fucking babysits her mentally ill ass as a full time fucking job.
Does anybody know when the special Olympics pop music show will be fucking over???
well, I can't watch it either, not that I give two shits about it, altho, I'd like to see how bad madge fucked up her face.
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Do I feel sorry for SHitney? Nope. Do I believe one single word that comes out of her mouth? Nope.
She is a waste of space. She doesn't deserve on breath of the air she breathes. She is a selfish cunt who would rather get her body back, go on tour and be adored by fans, rather than take her money, move away and raise her kids.
Fuck her.
I wonder if Daddy Warden Spears puts that costume on to get his lil Frapp monkey to perform, whenever she refuses and throws a fit because she didn't get her Cheeto fix.
And I couldn't even get the video with Vadge to play - not that I would watch that fudgery anyway!!
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Whoever mentioned Vulgar just brought up the horror of that film. Damn Kevin Smith and his disturbing mind!
Your face!
Shakes The Clown was what I would call an accurate portrayal of what a clown is really like, the Clown in Vulgar also seemed pretty on point- Lazy, filthy, sweaty, mentally unbalanced, alcohol/drug addicted, sexually deviant. I wonder if they defend Clowns over at Just Jared? Maybe Jared Jr.
Great John Wayne Gacy's Ghost!!!
If'n dem youngins don't need thuripy cuz o'momma, they git thar cuz o'paw-paw!!!
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Where can us non-cable subscribers watch this online?
A man after my own cold heart. I like it.
Madonna scared me more than the clown.
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No wonder my bro was terrified of clowns as a child! Brit just wants everyone to feel so sorry for her that they'll buy her new album...PITY SALES!
Your face!
Killer Klowns from Outer Space ROCKED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r6RU8xXynY&feature=related
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Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will.
The vid doesn't work but it's just as well, I don't feel sorry for her and I'm not buying her shit. Her stupid dad should be shot for scaring thoses babies with a hideous costume like that.
Fuck Britney!!!! if you glorify this sorry ass bitch then you you need to get you head checked! and WTF is up with Madonna's face?????? that shit is so stretched i think her ears are behind her head!
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Salem: I'm not afraid of clowns... just THAT one!!!
Off to work!
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Am I the only one NOT afraid of clowns? I was always more afraid of those baby so real dolls. Not much scared me as a kid. :/
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Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will.
Apparently it's Shit-My-Pants day.
*stabbing eardrums with pencil*
Shitney's GD high pitched whiney voice. U G H !!!!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:13pm.
Nothing is more frightening than a clown from Louisiana.
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Well, we've had one from Texas ruling the country for 8 years. But that's neither here nor there, or has anything to do with this. ;)
I've been watching this (it's currently an hour in) and it's interesting to see her mindset now and to see her admit that she basically lost her shit when she split up with Kevin. It was the catalyst for her downfall. Not surprising, since it all began when she married the jackass. But I will also say this, being a BritBrit lover, it's really cool to see how *into* making the new album she was (recording, choosing dancers for the video, etc). I'm really proud of her pulling herself back up from the pits, even if it was with Daddy Spears and Larry Rudolph's help.
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Off topic a bit, but has anyone but me seen the movie, Vulgar? Truly a disturbing piece of film. The clown was disgusting.
I seriously shreiked when I refreshed the page and saw that fucking clown.
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:22pm.
What in the hell did Madonna do to her face? Dear famous women over 40, stop wrecking your faces with surgery.
I totally agree and cannot believe how awful those cheek implants look on her. And her nose! For fuck's sake
It worked. I DO feel sorry for Brit.
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Break out my fucking lil' violin cause this shit was very well done. She still doesnt seem all there, but she genuinely seems like a good person who went through a very bad time in her life. I still say she wont end well, a manic fan will kill her or she'll do herself in, but happiness unfortunaetly is not something I can see for her. Hopefully for her sake though I'm wrong and she finally gets to live the life she wants, but once again, doesnt seem plausible. Everyone in her life seems to control her every move and its kinda obvious even in the documentary the push for her to keep working by those in charge of her.
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OT: Fucking scary clown!!! Did not have a clown phobia before now!!!
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 4:18pm.
Did she at least say it jokingly?
I voted for you. That's some outfit! ;
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And people wonder why kids are afraid of clowns. Shoot, I'm kind of frightened by that! I think I'm glad I can't see the video.
Ok, so WHEN is MTV going to have an HD channel? Nevermind, I don't think I want to watch it anyway.
What in the hell did Madonna do to her face? Dear famous women over 40, stop wrecking your faces with surgery.
Madonna won't cooperate. Bitch won't play for me.