Daddy Spears As A Killer Clown Will Be In My Nightmares Tonight
I just finished watching Brit Brit's not-documentary "For the Record" which really should've been called "Buy This Record" because it felt like a 70-minute infomercial to trick me into feeling sorry for her ass. It worked. If there was an 800-number at the bottom of the screen asking me to donate $10 to the "Make Bwit Bwit Smile 4Ever" Foundation, I would've called it.
You know, but I think there's a reason why she's crazy in the brains. Towards the end, Daddy Spears dresses up for Halloween and basically Brit Brit's boys' piss shit, because they are so scared of him. If he wore the same serial killer clown costume for Brit when she was a little Cheetoling, it would explain everything. Where the hell do you even buy that shit? The John Wayne Gacy Costume Shop?
During the rest of the infomercial, Brit tried to pull at my heart veins by talking about how she just wants to smell the crisp air at The Grove like normal people. Or go to the grocery store with her babies like Jessica Alba. She didn't really go into detail about her"moment of craziness." When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day." Did she even look at the footage of her shaving her own head? This was not just a Sunday afternoon visit to the barber shop. She was doing it because the voice in her head (Chester Cheetah) told her to do it.
Basically, I learned that being famous sucks. And being addicted to fame sucks even more.
The most horrifying moment of this shit was Vadge's face! In the clip below, Vadge greets Brit backstage before her show in L.A. You can tell that Brit has no idea what she's looking at. She's trying to decide if that's a real person talking to her or if it's an animatronic character from Chuck E. Cheese. No wonder Vadge has no body fat. She probably burns 4,000 calories from all the energy it takes to blink just once.
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WTH! Why would you scare your toddler grandchildren with a terrifying costume like that?
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to help split their minds :)
Madonna looks like shit! What is going on with her mouth?
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No prob! I hope Serling is better really soon. How many pets do you have?
I agree, that clown costume is horrifying to adults. I can't imagine how scared the tots were!
I'm pissed I can't get the video to play!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
And she still has teh DUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR face.
MK, take the Daddy Spears Clown down! I'd rather look at Phoebe's chicken cutlets.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Madonna looks like a fecking sock monkey!!! What the HELL has she done to her face?? She was scarier than Papa Spears in that Insane Clown Posse getup!!
Didn't Jacko's dad wear fright masks to schock them out of their minds?
Daddy Spears is nuts if he thinks that costume is OK for toddlers. It makes me uncomfortable and I'm 30.
"people assault SUVs with umbrellas every day"
"mothers flash their cooters every day"
"Americans speak with a fake British accents every day"
That clears EVERYTHING up.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I was waiting for this post MK!! Madonna freaked me the fuck out last night--I kept staring at the obvious cuts under her cheeks--they had a life of their own--a-rod must be BLIND and guy must be giddy!
Commenst like 'When asked why she shaved her head, she answered, "people shave their heads every day."' is the reason this woman is still not well.
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WTH! Why would you scare your toddler grandchildren with a terrifying costume like that?
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Fearless
Deb: thanks for the kitten advice yesterday. Taking him into the vet Thursday.
On topic: still a fucking scary clown.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
As you can see, Britney is scared of Madonna because she crossed her once and paid the price
I can't get it to play. GRRRRRRR!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Yeah, that clown was really fucking scary, but I nearly fell off my couch when Madonna came on camera.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
you're such a hot bitch MK thanks for posting this shit...
La la la... refreshing home page to see if anybody has responded to my comments and to see if the usual sluts are around so I can laugh at what thHOLY FUCK THERE IS A FUCKING DEMON CLOWN BANGING DOWN MY FUCKING DOOR!!!!
Not cool, MK, not cool at all.
**Anne Marie Lucas needs to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH**
Nothing is more frightening than a clown from Louisiana.