Que Sera Sera!
Vintage gold digger Ivana Trump has split up with her Gavin Rossdale look-alike fourth husband Rossano Rubicondi. Well, if Gavin Rossdale had been dropped on his head a few hundred times as a child.
The cougar and her cub barely got married in April after dating for 6 years. 59-year-old Ivana issued a statement saying that they actually broke up 3 months ago, but didn't want to go public with it because of Rossano's apperance on the Italian version of Celebrity Survivor.
It was during Survivor that 36-year-old Rossano cheated on Ivana with the cameras on him. Ivana doesn't mention this shit in her statement. She only says, "Rossano wants to live in Miami and work in Milan. But, I am a New Yorker and my family, friends and businesses are here. As the beautiful song says, `Que sera sera!'"
Err. Isn't this one of the things that bitches should discuss when they get married? First, you make your new husband promise that his dick will never shrink. Then you tell him where you're both going to live. I figured Ivana married a toy, because he'd do whatever she wanted. Obviously not.
This shit kind of hurts honestly. Ivana should know better. She's an accomplished gold digger and it looks like she might get played. She better have tattooed the pre-nup on her cougar lips.
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59 MY ASS!!!!
What the fuck is that shit hanging where her biceps are supposed to be? I mean cmon, that is just plain fucking nasty and there has to be a surgical fix for that shit!
I wasn't aware that this is husband # 4. Eurotrash, plain and simple.
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If I was her age with her money I would fucking pay as I go with the boy toys and FUCK marrying their asses at big stupid weddings hosted by Donald. Ivana needs to tell everyone to fuck off and just go enjoy all that cash. Pay for man-whores, booze, servants, chefs, whatever the fuck she wants.
He must have seen dollar signs everytime he had to service that old, plastic surgery enhanced, flappy skinned, dried up old coochie. She is gross!
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Doesn't he look chaaarrrming daaahhlings. Urrrgghh! Bleeuuchh! Why do these rich old bitches fall for such creeps? You can practically see the dollar signs in his eyes.
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I see bingo wings.
Better be nice to Ivana. If she waved at us, her arm flab would cause the whole world to feel shockwaves.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Once a cheater always a cheater. It was smart of her to leave his ass behind.
Ivana needs to get back on HRT.
Tha' hell was he thinkin' anyway? Cougars are for booty call only.Nice plug job there gigolo.
That's horrible. What a jerk / awesome. What goes around comes around.
Dammit! And I thought this one was gonna stick...
Oh dear, Ivana needs to start covering up.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
you say ivana is only 59? her liver spotted chest says much older...oh well, i'm sure she'll comb the high schools for hubby number 5...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
At least Patsy is entertaining!
yes TITS and BONDAGE BARBIE (you do realize that this is the only place that i could call you two those names without getting punched in the mug don't you? ahahaha!)
Yes, PATSY STONE! and Edina!
ivana was selling 14k gold plated Diamonique fug jewelry on QVC.
Ack! This photo of Ivana reminds me to keep up on my upper arm work-outs. ICKY.
ANYONE who had the stomach to look at the Donald's comb-over as long as she did deserves whatever she got. Personally, I'd have set fire to his dynel head foliage about six weeks into the "marriage". Props to Ivana for getting hers.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by sharoninshape on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 9:01pm.
Just hoe spears will end up marring tons of men.
It's a long list already.
Just hoe spears will end up marring tons of men.
I always thought she looked like Patsy Stone too!I remember when she hustled her jewelry and face creams on some lame shopping channel.She is not as great a business woman as she thinks she is,kind if like a European Candi Spelling to me.Gag....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 7:26pm.
remember the blonde woman from Absolutely Fabulous?
i love that character.
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PATSY STONE!!!!
Her character idolized Ivana.
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I can't help it, I like the old bitch gold digging whore. She did all of it with class. She probably had a air tight pre nup. She was married to Trump after all.
Maybe she can take her flabby arms and fly to a new place to find another man.
don't you think that Prince Von Asshat would be great for Ivana?
Man IT looks bad. I thought she was older than 59 by skin on her neck, upper chest and arms. Talk about skin damange, and she has the money to tidy that shit up. The skin on the neck and hands never lie. You can botox the hell out of your face, bur if you don't do nothing about the neck-it's wasted money.
Payday came and with it beer.
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remember the blonde woman from Absolutely Fabulous?
i love that character.
how much did their wedding cost?
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:35pm.
I have heard that she is a big drunk, to boot.
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Really? Ok, now I like her...Forget all that I may have said about her lookin' like Shaun Sands' G'ma...I didn't mean it! Us drunks gotta stick together!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh no. I saw that picture and now I cannot get the theme from Green Acres out of my head. That's who she looks like, after a few years on the farm.
Obviously he just wanted her money...whatev!
Your face!
Submitted by SICKITTEN: "I hate when brown-eyed women sport the platinum hair. You really need a pair of light eyes to play it off."
Amen and hallelujah. I would look just as stupid with black hair.
I'd like to say that they're not fooling anyone, but all men see is "blonde". And as we all know, men are not too discriminating.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:14pm.
Great minds think alike, bebe!! ;-)
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:21pm.
Is this Hugh Jackman and his wife in a few years??
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Haha, i seriously thought it was them until I read it :D
Her inner arm and chest area looks so wrinkled and brown spots looks so ewww that she thought his dick would get hard for her. I am sure he was on coke when his dick did get hard to settle her down for every 6 months he fucked her out of his torture for that money.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Her nose looks like a 2 car garage. No wonder Ivanka has had so many nose jobs. Trying to erase the big bulbous nose she inheredited.
I hate when brown-eyed women sport the platinum hair. You really need a pair of light eyes to play it off.
I have heard that she is a big drunk, to boot.
How gross
What does he see in that shriveled up old bag?
Aw, I kinda like Ivana. She's a big twat, of course. But she'll always remind me of that golden age in NYC.
A four-month marriage? They'll always have the memories...
karma is a bitch.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 6:03pm.
the upper arms say it all.
and it needed to be said.
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I was thinking the same thing!
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
HOW SHOCKING!!!!!
I bet no one saw this coming.
the upper arms say it all.
and it needed to be said.
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That is a very distasteful quality, I don't care for it in a person.--Lindalou, 11/25/2008
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Why doesn't this seahag take her money and enjoy herself? Why does she need to have a man on her arm?
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Mon, 12/01/2008 - 5:44pm.
@Christine...If I may add: and with their own money..
Yup!
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