Wednesday, December 3rd 2008

Birthday Sluts

Julianne Moore (48)
Amanda Seyfried (23)
Brian Bonsall (27)
Anna Chlumsky (28)
Jenna Dewan (28)
Trina (30)
Mickey Avalon (33)
Holly Marie Combs (35)
Brendan Fraser (40)
Montell Jordan (40)
Katarina Witt (43)
Steve Harris (43)
Daryl Hannah (48)
Mickey Thomas (59)
Ozzy Osbourne (60)
Jean-Luc Godard (78)

Posted by: Michael K


Regina's picture

Julianne is HOT! Happy birthday to Jean-Luc Godard and the girl from My Girl!

Wyle E's picture

Like most white-skinned, red-headed bitches Julianne looks like she's in her mid-30s when she's in her late 40s.

If God let's me look half as hot as that at 48 I'll be a happy little kitten.
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"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.

angel_i's picture

What? That's not Ozzy?

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Can't stand her. I want a pic of Ozzy instead. I love him.

kdracofan's picture

Happy birthday Julianne!

Salem13's picture

Happy Birthday Julianne!

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Her hair reminds me of the stuff you find inside the leaves you use to make Tamales.

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paris herpes's picture

Julianne Moore is so overrated!

I thought Godard was DEAD! OMG! He's not?!?!

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OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Lipstick's picture

Submitted by Janet Planet on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:51am.

I cannot believe you kids don't know who Jean-Luc Godard is. Well, he's one of many directors Tarantino has stolen from in his overrated body of work...

Happy B-day old man!
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When I watch "Weekend" by Godard I was all like: "Ugh, that's where you steal it from". Like, all of it.

howcomebubblegum's picture

Happy birthday Ms. Jullianne! Love her!

ghettoprincess's picture

I used to think Julianne Moore was just the chic they gave roles to when Jodie Foster was busy but I really wasn't giving her enough props.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Janet Planet, we know who Goddard is, an extensive and impressive body of work, the original Breathless and not that hideous Gere remake, Tout Va Bien, etc. He's just not escandalo!!

I agree Tarantino is overrated!

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Janet Planet's picture

I cannot believe you kids don't know who Jean-Luc Godard is. Well, he's one of many directors Tarantino has stolen from in his overrated body of work...

Happy B-day old man!

Mighty Marzi's picture

You forgot Mighty Marzi! HB2ME!

stingo's picture

Ah. Julianne Moore!

*turns straight*

Hekki's picture

I saw her at a party this summer and she is very pretty and delicate-looking in person. I'm not a celebrity hanger-on, but it was hard to stop looking over at her. She is exquisite.

No Words's picture

Watched Julianne Moore in "Far From Heaven" the other day...she is an amazing actress, plus she and Dennis Haysbert together had real chemistry.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Wooo, girl needs some "hairapy."

Having watched The Hours and been utterly blown away by JM's acting in it, it is truly a travesty that fake-nosed Nicole stole the Oscar(TM) from her. She absolutely did the better acting job and didn't need any prosthetics to do it.

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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan

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I just watched "Hannibal" the other night, she isn't Clarisse Starling but she was very purdy.

OZZY!!!!!!

heuyaey ibdthy, That's Happy Birthday in Ozzynese.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts!*spank*

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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No Words's picture

Happy birthday to Julianne Moore, Daryl Hannah, and Ozzy Osbourne.

Snarkley's picture

Hoppy F*%@#(^%ING Birfday Ozzy!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Wow...a pic where Julianne almost has eyebrows!
Can't stand her.
A photo of Ozzie with bat entrails dripping would be less scary.

chefcammi's picture

Lyrics for the new Mickey Avalon Birthday Album

My candle is bigger than yours
Your candle melted right on the floor
My candle smells like apple cinnamon
Your candle wont even light a little bit

thats all I got.. hahhaa.

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Emeriesan's picture

Hb to Ginge Hotness Julianne Moore, and also Daryl Hannah - i keep a very tender memory of her in Splash and loved her return as a vilain in Kill Bill.
HB to Godard as well - for some reason i thought he was dead!

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Happy BDay Amber Waves!

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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Even IG thinks that's too much ginge.

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HairyPotheadfan's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FUCKING PRONCE OF DARKNESS!!!
Happy Birthday to the other sluts too.
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SkyIsGangsta's picture

Happy Birthday Anna Chlumsky. I used to watch My Girl obsessively when I was younger.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

Albatross's picture

Loves me some Julianne and Katarina! HB also to Ozzy, my husband's favorite performer.

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The C word's picture

Morning!

HB Julianne, who looks just like one of my good friends (she doesn't get too much sun either...ginges tend to get Irish tan)!

HB as well to Brendan Fraser, Elle Driver, and the rest!

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Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:40am.
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Tee hee.

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NitWitty's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:37am.
Is that you at my bedroom window? (Not complaining Nits! Just let me know next time and I'll throw in an accidental oopsy daisy strip-tease/pole dance combo; hahahahaa
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You didn't know? Wow, and I figured you were always dropping the soap on purpose!
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:36am
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Yes I agree botox probably has had a hand in her freakishly gorgeous skin but botox makes you *frownless*. It doesn't get rid of discolourations or sun-damage or generally improve the quality of your skin. Whatever she's done, it's working.

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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:36am.
Really?
because she never has that frozen, bloated look that botoxers get.

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joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:32am
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Is that you at my bedroom window? (Not complaining Nits! Just let me know next time and I'll throw in an accidental oopsy daisy strip-tease/pole dance combo; hahahahaa)

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Dicere quae puduit, scribere iussit amor.

Mabel Hodges's picture

No, hon. She prays to the Botox.

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Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

NitWitty's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:29am.
That's exactly what I tell myself when I'm shoving my boobs into a push-up bra, sprayin the Aquanet and tottering around on 4 inch heels (hahahahaha)
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LMAO! Don't forget the 3 inches of mascara and the frosted lipstick and eye shadow to complete that look.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

christine the hoff's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:27am.

True! I have a neighbor who is that age and she tans. looks like a leather handbag.
I'm also thinking she's Irish. having genetic roots of people from a cool, damp climate helps.
My mother's from England and she has always looked years younger.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:26am
Mornin' Joe! ITA, something to be said about growing older with grace and class.
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That's exactly what I tell myself when I'm shoving my boobs into a push-up bra, sprayin the Aquanet and tottering around on 4 inch heels (hahahahaha)

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Happy big 4-0 Brendan Fraser!

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:26am
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Maybe being a redhead & fair skinned she's stayed out of the sun most of her life.

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christine the hoff's picture

She's amazing for forty eight.
I think she prays to the devil, look at her skin!

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

NitWitty's picture

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:23am.
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Mornin' Joe! ITA, something to be said about growing older with grace and class.

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

joe shmoe's picture

Hi Nitty! I second your birthday wishes to J.Moore. She's gorgeous, smart and a woman of a *certain age*.

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NitWitty's picture

Happy Birthday, Ms. Moore. One of my all time favorite ginges! GM, MK and Company!

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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.

Leona's picture

Carrot Top when he flatirons.

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Newportjoey's picture

Get this girl some Pantene conditioner!!

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