Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:21pm.
If I didn't know better (which I don't, really), I'd think that the whole site was a joke. Who ARE these people?
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I meant "beautiful Ange" of course! Silly old little typo-making me - as if that sea hag could ever be described as beautiful!
I can't wait for him to finally wipe that dirty sanchez Clooney gave him off his face!!! It makes it hard to look at him!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:20pm.
Mrs K.,
Wassa matta? You want I should cut someone? Cuz I will.
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thanks doll. I will let you know if your services are required.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
My theory so far is that the adulation for Ange and Brad comes from an association with Barbie and Ken - the toy of choice for most of our generations. Its like the (debatably) most beautiful girl in the world got together with the most handsome man so the order of the universe according to the law of Barbie and Ken has been fulfilled. People are conditioned to believe that 2 beauties should be together - they are the epitome of everything we were taught as kids of the 80's. The problem with real life though is it doesn't quite fit the ideal of Hasbro's favourite dolls (was it Hasbro, my toy knowledge is hazy?). Naughty Ken was married to a really nice, grounded all-American girl when he met Barbie and Barbie knew it but didn't let that get in the way of what she wanted. Barbie also has a past of snogging her brother, wearing vials of blood round her neck, cutting herself, making public declarations of having shagged in a limo on the way to the oscars, and 2 previous marriages. Still us 80's kids (not us obviously) desperately want to believe that the order of the universe has been fulfilled (or what we were taught should be the order of the universe as kids) and try to write these compromising details out of history. Therefore it was obviously the wife's fault he left her for beautiful Jen as she selfishly failed to put having his children before her own career and she is now a desperate, sad old hag who doesn't fit nto the Barbie and Ken narrative anyway (Ken did not have a nice, harmless ex-wife by God!). So this is my analysis of the thinking behind it, but I'm still intrigued as to the actual people. I need to enter into dialogue with this person JILL. I am genuinely fascinated by her and want to meet her!
It's Robert Redford's baby brother!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:16pm.
I want to meet one. Perhaps we can find a psychologist who would be willing to do research and then make a documentary...kinda like Alex the African grey parrot, or Koko the talking gorilla.
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Hi Mrs. Kravitz,
I hope that you had a lovely Thanksgiving. Your dog (I presume it's your dog.) is adorable. What a sweetie.
The words 'logic' and 'loons' (Brangeloons, that is) can never be used in the same sentence - even though I know you said 'leaps of logic'.:)
I'm stunned at the lack of any sign of intelligence by the majority of the posters (not the ones who are Dlisters in disguise :) at JJ.
Besides their obvious lack of education, there is a dismaying cult-like worship of two PEOPLE - and I don't mean the magazine - and a disturbingly prevalent amount of anger, which they are unable to control. Some of them refuse to write the words 'Jennifer Aniston' and use an 'x', instead.
If I didn't know better (which I don't, really), I'd think that the whole site was a joke. Who ARE these people?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Mrs K.,
Wassa matta? You want I should cut someone? Cuz I will.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
I forgot to add that this once hot man looks like a jerk in this picture.
As far as the Brangeloonies go, there was a Witherspoon post over there the other day and a few people posted that they didn't like her and one response was about the people who said bad things must be Aniston lovers or something. It seems to consume their every thought, even when it has nothing to do with the Holy Ones.
lelu on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:15pm.
She has such an odd strut. And yet again, what is it with her wearing these vacuum sealed dresses when she has a pooch.
- Her Food Saver dressed her....
*makes myself laugh*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Brad Pitt loves the image of him and New Orleans. Look how great he is. The american showing us how its done. Home base and all. Why didn't he put his money where his mouth was and had his offspring born in America. They want our money and spend it elsewhere.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:06pm.
I am so with you on this one. I am utterly fascinated by the loons.
I wonder: do they appear normal on the surface until the subject of their evil queen comes up or is it immediately apparent from the minute you meet them that they are a little...off?
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I was reading it ALL yesterday. I get so fascinated. Research, if you will. They are off from the get-go. They START with: EAT SHIT, HATERS! and I KNOW SHE's LOOKING AT JEN SAYING: SUCK ON THIS, BITCH! It's pretty funny! - like funny *nervous laugh*. And like Britney, I am sad for them because that is A LOT of insecurity, dude. Like, lots and lots.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:13pm.
Ha! A true celebrity! He expects to get paid for his pictures!;p
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And he grouses about giving his agent 10%
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She has such an odd strut. And yet again, what is it with her wearing these vacuum sealed dresses when she has a pooch.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:09pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:02pm.
I like the look on minches face - like you've been throwing snowballs for him to retrieve and he's just not buying it anymore.
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That is his patented "You've got food I just know it and I want it" look
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Ha! A true celebrity! He expects to get paid for his pictures!;p
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:06pm.
I am so with you on this one. I am utterly fascinated by the loons.
I wonder: do they appear normal on the surface until the subject of their evil queen comes up or is it immediately apparent from the minute you meet them that they are a little...off?
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You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:08pm.
So sad, but true! He'll always be Tyler Durden in my dreams.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ew, she has no ass. Not that she ever did anyway she was always all boobs. Hope Meet Joe Black part 2 tanks so they can take a hint and go away.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 1:02pm.
I like the look on minches face - like you've been throwing snowballs for him to retrieve and he's just not buying it anymore.
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That is his patented "You've got food I just know it and I want it" look
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And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
angie has other colors in her wardrobe besides black and gray...
newsflash: brad's hot is gone....
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Hm where are you guys posting on JJ? No-one's responded to my last post on that old thread? IS there a new one somewhere? I'm seriously interested in uncovering the people behind the posts - it could make a fascinating documentary. The fervour, the hatred for ANY opposition to their idol, the unadulterated adulation - it is something I've never encountered before. I need to know who these people are, what they do for jobs, what they look like and so on. I'm thinking maybe nasty goth-types? They can be quite evil. Or dull-eyed admin workers whose AJ fantasies keep them going through their unbearable day (no offence to admin workers - its a living!). I would seriously love to know. My definite favourite is JILL. I would love to meet her and possibly have her babies.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:45pm.
Newsflash: "Great Transformations" and a calculated crafting of one's image are two completely different things.
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You're a h8er and should go post on dlis... oh oops.
I like the look on minches face - like you've been throwing snowballs for him to retrieve and he's just not buying it anymore.
Slight disdain ala sketti cat.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I have to say, she looks fabulous. She should wear a little more make up and dress in less dowdy clothing more often.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:53pm.
By Proxy of a False Idol.
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that is the name of my new band.
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I like her shoes, but her butt is just wrong. I need my women with some butt. What a turn off.
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Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:45pm
I dare say, Logic is not the concept of the Loon, the going concept is rooted in comparative delusioning.
Now, if they were to actually use Logic in the quantitative applications they adhere to, they would all have nothing to live for.
So you see, they are saving themselves by proxy of a False Idol.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:32pm.
@lizzieb:
I know, right? I thought they were kids. But they HAVE kids. It's scary and sad.
Yikes! There’s a thought to conjure with. Mind you angel, they also make out they have good educations,
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LOL! That's the best part - the way they express that:
Obfussly you are a dumb HAG with no ejacation like the way I have!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:39pm.
Mrs. K
HELLO Elegant lady!
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Hello my sweeeeeeeet.
I love the leaps of logic the loons make in order to defend St. Holie.
Don't you?
Newsflash: "Great Transformations" and a calculated crafting of one's image are two completely different things.
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Movember's over Brad. Time to shave.
Off topic: I think there's something in the water by the name of bi-polar. I can't even tell you how many people have flipped out here in the past few days.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:25am.
a big transformation in a person is not just something I find interesting. It's something that the greatest literary minds have contemplated, so obviously there must be something to it.
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yeah. great literary minds like Jackie Collins, Sheldon Leonard and Danielle Steele.
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Submitted by KidL on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:35pm.
Morticia looks like she has been embalmed.
Please, I beg you, don't call her that. It is a shocking insult to Morticia.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:32pm.
@lizzieb:
I know, right? I thought they were kids. But they HAVE kids. It's scary and sad.
Yikes! There’s a thought to conjure with. Mind you angel, they also make out they have good educations, jobs and handsome husbands so the kids could be as imaginary as their waists and bank accounts.
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Mrs. K
HELLO Elegant lady!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:56am.
From free-spirited wild child to elegant filanthropist - that's endlessly fascinating.
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Morticia looks like she has been embalmed.
@lizzieb:
I know, right? I thought they were kids. But they HAVE kids. It's scary and sad.
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I’M SO PISSED OFF I can’t post on JJ. The quality of lunacy on there is world class. If being a totally deluded fool with fan mags for brains and a gaping void where your heart should be was an Olympic sport the JJ-ers would clear all the gold . Alas it is not.
I was just wondering, why all the posts if you like someone- Jill and the like? I likey Johnny Depp- I might post once to say so. If someone says ‘Johnny Depp smells’ I doubt I would bother to reply (although of course I would be crushed) but to write pages and pages about how I would like to drink his bathwater or whatever is just, I dunno, wrong somehow. Only posting about people you despise seems rather wholesome and morally beneficial in comparison.
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:41am.
They ignored my post, completely. Guess I'll have to sink down a few levels. :)
K2 - Cliniqua is in there, now. WOW!!!!! She is a real piece of work, isn't she? For those of you who can't be bothered going to Just Jared, here's an example (This is to keep my post on topic :).
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O Cliniqua! She's one my favourites. And Jill and some bitch call boo(real) I saw last night and there's these two tweens...guli and dianad1968, I think...if you're looking for people to pick on:)
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I love his old school, Redford-Newman suit/look with the outline of his iPhone in the pocket. Brad, I lusted after Reford-Newman, and you are no Redford-Newman.
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sorry about the spelling errors! English isn't my mother tongue. And the only english I get to read these days are statistics books and dlisted posts.
Keane, thank you for that great response! First of all: I totally agree with you on the authors. Fitzgerald does write pure poetry - re-reading passages from Gatsby can take my breath away. And that very last sentence in the book may be the best I've ever laid eyes upon. It's just so painfully great. About Austen: I must admit I read her works in my early angsty teen years where I tried shying away from heartbreaking tragedies. Those tend to worsen existential woes ;)!
About Jolie: yes, I may have been somewhat seduced. But if you read my earlier posts I do admit that she consciously crafts her image. There is a lot of thought behind it. And I like that she does it sooooo well. That's she gets away with. That she's even more adored. Politicians should take notice.
It's sort of strange: I like the glittery image she presents us even though I know it's carefully put together - and I like that too.
They are definitely looking old and tired. Why? They have twelve nannies.
I love the Dirk Diggler outfit put together by Stevie Wonder!!! Angelina looks like she is trying to recycle a Caroline Bissett Kennedy Look
K2 - Clooniqua is batshit crazy. I am sure whatever I write will get erased.
Always does.
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Yes! That's the one!! greasy drumstick in a condom..haha. MK is the greatest.
Nude peep-toe pumps are amazing. Peep-toe pumps generally can do no wrong on a woman's feet. That they're nude? Elongating!
Hey Muska - I share some of your literary tastes. Woolf is my all time favourite writer, I've read virtually everything she ever wrote and did a specialist paper on her at Oxford. Am also a fan of Austen, but mainly Persuasion as opposed to the other more crowd-pleasing novels. (In general the Brontes are far more complex, interesting and ground-breaking though esp Villette, Wuthering Heights and Jane Eyre. And F Scott Fitzgerald has the most beautiful use of language, his novels are pure poetry and Wilde was a very intelligent, funny writer. So I'm with you on your choice of reading. However I have issues with your powers of analysis. One thing studying literature gives you is great analytical skills (which is useful as it generally doesn't qualify you for a lot else unfortunately!). These skills I apply to the likes of Angelina Jolie. The transformation from knife-wielding punk to holy humanitarian is not a fascinating character progression but evidence of Jolie adopting various public roles/images which give her publicity and appeal to her sense of vanity at the time.
AJ and Madonna are very alike. They go through a series of personae which are geared towards gaining as much attention/adoration as possible at any given time. E.g. Madonna went from Cyndi Lauper impersonator, to Marilyn Monroe impersonator, to sexual dominatrix to Lady Diana in a matter of years. Ange strarted with punk/goth/sexual hedonist to Hollywood femme fatale/humanitarian/earth mother. Occasionally AJ gets a bit confused and trys to claim she is both characters at the time (which is difficult as they are fairly mutually exclusive). The reason she does this is she's trying to appeal to as many different people as possible at once, and to be everything sexy, fascniating, dramatic etc she can think of. Its not so much a fascinating character transformation as a series of carefully chosen personae adopted to garner as much attention as possible. I'm afraid you've been seduced by it like everyone on JJ has.
These two are looking old and tired.
muksa...
what do you think about the shoes being peep toes? (i like fashion.) I am going back and forth about that. the heel height is good though.
lovecraft does apply to brangelina and company a bit. :)
oh yay! purple drank!