Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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They ignored my post, completely. Guess I'll have to sink down a few levels. :)
K2 - Cliniqua is in there, now. WOW!!!!! She is a real piece of work, isn't she? For those of you who can't be bothered going to Just Jared, here's an example (This is to keep my post on topic :).
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CLINIQUA @ 12/02/2008 at 10:40 am gena = working man = spl = sh*tzy
what an obvious lying jealous idiot. hahaha Busy this morning eh? lolol stooping to fabricating lies about a devoted family man when you know Brad’s new comments always blast you outta the water….hahahaha whoo!! I love THIS MAN!!!
tsk..tsk…go harrass peeboy…he’s bored already of pizzing on jen maniston…now he’s pizzing on cars…lolol
Love Brad’s interviews it’s so amazing to see how happy fulfilled and in love he is now after his zombie existence with manistion. lololol - later all!
(Oh! and shyeah…riiiight!! like a working ‘man’ would be posting a novel gossiping on a relatiponship…or are you’working GAY man’ ?? lol )
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I think that she deserves a response. I don't know what planet she's on, but I'll try to come up with something. See you later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:37am.
I guess we can agree to disagree then.
The word skeezer is really funny. Does anyone remember that post in here about Wonky McValtrex wearing leather and looking weepy? One of MK's funniest posts ever. He called her a skeezer in that one.
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The one with the greasy drumstick in a condom? That was pretty funny.....
I guess we can agree to disagree then.
The word skeezer is really funny. Does anyone remember that post in here about Wonky McValtrex wearing leather and looking weepy? One of MK's funniest posts ever. He called her a skeezer in that one.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:25am.
My point, redpoint, was this: a big transformation in a person is not just something I find interesting. It's something that the greatest literary minds have contemplated, so obviously there must be something to it. That's all.
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If by transformation you mean going from trashy skeezer to famewhoring circus freak then no. Still not fascinated.I think what you describe is usually found in genuine people not ones with saint whore complexes.
K2, do they give them time outs? if they do that is teaching them some boundaries. but I have a feeling there's not a lot of consistency, so to the kids it may look like they're just being arbitarily punished.
also, I have wondered if there are animals in the house and if some of the kids are imitating the animals. they may even be indirectly encouraged to do this given all angelina has said about being an artist with her acting.
since they rarely take all the kids out together, I wonder if the children compete to be the ones taken. when they all go out, half the time, they are continent hopping. I could see how that might even make them try to avoid going out together.
I hope some of the nannies have the training and experience to help these children, but it's hard to imagine anyone does.
I think many times the parents would be surprised how children feel about things that, to the parents, look fun and carefree. so many people don't realize feeling the parents have control of the household and can make meals appear at consistent times and other mundane things is what gives someone the ability to relax and have fun.
in a few years I guess it will become obvious how well the children are doing. or maybe not... has maddox ever gone back to school?
My point, redpoint, was this: a big transformation in a person is not just something I find interesting. It's something that the greatest literary minds have contemplated, so obviously there must be something to it. That's all.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:20am.
I guess me liking the stories of Wilde, Kafka, Lovecraft, Wharton (the pic!), Fitzgerald, Murakami, Stoker, Kundera, Bang, Woolf and Austen only emphasizes that???
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If advertising that makes you feel better about yourself and think that it proves something, then sure sweetie.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:00am.
mrs. gosling: I'm sure you're kidding, but if not: thanks! I was sure I'd get subtly (or not so subtly) massacred after that message.. still awaiting the blow ;)
Im not kiiding your funny...hahaha the Dlisters want to blow you
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redpoint:
does it speak volumes about my personality that I find the transformation a person can go through in a matter of few years interesting? Well ok then.
I guess me liking the stories of Wilde, Kafka, Lovecraft, Wharton (the pic!), Fitzgerald, Murakami, Stoker, Kundera, Bang, Woolf and Austen only emphasizes that???
I’m sorry but I am going t have to put my foot down about people calling her Morticia. Morticia Addams was stylish, classy and beautiful. She doted on her own husband, not other people’s husbands and was kind to her family. She also called her kids perfectly normal names compared to the matchy matchy ‘x’ names (even money on Tampax for the next boy) ands to the best of my knowledge didn’t lay a hand on Fester. Please cease and desist, you’re upsetting me.
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They look like they are trying REEEEEALLY hard to LOOK like they are a couple.
All of it is very uncomfortable to look at.
Hence, they are not what they appear to be.
There I typed it, LOON BAIT set.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:13am.
OK, I am tempted...going to JJ to witness the lunacy
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PLEASE respond to that knucklehead Cliniqua for me! I'm banned or else I'd do it myself.
Mustang Sally,
NOW I really am a jellus h8tr!!!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:51am.
Has anyone noticed a change in her waist?? She used to have a much narrower waist and now it's so...
Could this be the baby-effect?
Wow, Angelina with a flaw
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It is the baby effect. Heidi Klum has recently showed the world her changing waistline too.
Angelina with a flaw? You want to see flawed, go look at her face in Hackers!
OK, I am tempted...going to JJ to witness the lunacy.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
_Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:10am.
LoLo:
HAHAHA!!! Stupid me for not choosing my words carefully on a dlisted thread.
ha ha ha ha
I just HAD to go there didnt I?
we laugh! we cry! We are a feel good movie i tell ya!
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Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:56am.
Are you seriously oblivious to the fact that that just makes her even more fascinating??? From free-spirited wild child to elegant filanthropist - that's endlessly fascinating.
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Muska, I am not fascinated by attention whores with low self esteem and sluts and you being fascinated by it speaks VOLUMES about your personality.
It's December, a new month. Time to do my once a month posting on JJ.
I'm in. (Eat your heart out, Clarisse.) I'll go back, later, and see if my beloved Jill has screamed at me or ignored me. I'd tell you my name or number but those people scare me. It's fairly obvious because it's a post which is sensible, grammatical and the spelling is correct. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
I love all the tampon references...too true on this look.
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LoLo:
HAHAHA!!! Stupid me for not choosing my words carefully on a dlisted thread.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:37am.
I cant believe Angie is wearing white!! Has she abandoned the Morticia Adams look??
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She's reworking the image again. Trying to be the mystery we all know she's NOT. She wants to show how on any given day she can go from goth to glam. She was definitely starting to channel her mom by wearing her hair long and flat with the severe part in the middle. In a few of her most recent interviews she's looked alot like her. Funny how she can jump into the the role of everyone but herself!
Rip out hearts??
I go through phases. Sometimes I really loath her: like when that 'the ny times' article revealed how meticulous she is about her image - that was a turn-off. But.. it's not like I wouldn't do it myself.
And honestly: she and the whole circis surrounding her breaks through to me for some reason - there's all this gossip crap that I don't give a shit about, but there is something about this woman. Why can you always be 100% sure that there'll be hundreds of comments on a brangelina thread???? There's a mystery to her. A modern sort of myth.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 11:00am.
Blow? No. You're entitled to your opinion.
Mine is that she is certifiable and should have that petting zoo she calls a family removed and put into care and brad is a nutless wonder who has the dazed look of man who can't quite remember why the fuck he signed up for this circus.
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I bet Jennifer is glad she got away from that hot mess.
And LMAO at the tampon comments! "Tampaxpearlalina"
"still awaiting the blow ;)"
Muska, honey if you want one of us to blow you its 50$ up front and you will need to wash up with these Terrence Howard approved baby wipes first.
You cant blow your load on our face, titts, or clothing but you can drop it off in this here dixie cup so i can go a haead and use the turkey baster while its still hot.
Ive got stuff to do so make it fast sugar britches.
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Muska,
I am not a fan of Brangelina, but I refuse to hate on anyone that has a "The Age of Innocence" avie!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Brangelina = biggest manipulative media whores the universe has ever seen.
And, they both sux at acting.
They deserve each other...Brad's an idiot and Skakelina a sea hag.
Loonies...bring it on.
Why can't loons spell????
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Someone is getting blown in here???
Meh. I do not know anything about nude shoes, but I do know that Brad's ensemble makes me want to kick a puppy.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Angelina fans are even crazier than her. They will ripe any one apart who dare critize their idol.How can anyone be so obessive over someone they harldy know unless, they are mentally unstable.
ImpertientVixen: I was very unsure about the spelling. The word is completely identical in Danish, the spelling here is: filantropist - so I think that confused me and the end result is a strange hybrid.
Loathe her. Can't stand him.
And Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary, did he really go out in public in that mess?
They get whatever they deserve...which hopefully just means these two will shut the fuck up and go away.
Muska, I will get spelling police on you: it's philanthropist.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
mrs. gosling: I'm sure you're kidding, but if not: thanks! I was sure I'd get subtly (or not so subtly) massacred after that message.. still awaiting the blow ;)
she looks like a wax-preserved Joan Crawford and gives off the same creepy vibes (cant' wait for her kids books to come out when they hit adulthood); and he's like a blanded out Robert Redford, with face melt. :::shudders:::
What is the obsession with these two? they have a multicultural baby farm. they have movies that are neither great nor shitteous. they get a lot of press... for why?
too much in public view lessens the interest factor....now they are just starting to get boring and stale. go away for a while.
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"Whatever attemps she makes at class and elegance are shadowed by her swaping spit with her brother and announcing to the world that she was fucking in the back of a car right before an awards show."
Are you seriously oblivious to the fact that that just makes her even more fascinating??? From free-spirited wild child to elegant filanthropist - that's endlessly fascinating.
i hear she likes the bryan adams song "Cuts like a knife" a big whole bunch.
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Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:49am
NOTHING is more stylish when you have pale not-super-long-legs than nude pumps.
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That is absolutely the only thing you said that I agree with...I love skin-colored pumps with whatever one is wearing...lengthens the leg.
Other than that, I still think Angie Jo is crazy, addicted, attention whore the likes of which we may never see again.
Brad is a nutless wonder.
Submitted by Muska on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:49am.
I like you
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Damn those baboon ass lips are not it for Whorelina. She looks old and shapeless. Her body is just hideous.
Whatever attemps she makes at class and elegance are shadowed by her swaping spit with her brother and announcing to the world that she was fucking in the back of a car right before an awards show.
These two sicken me in every way possible. Here they are trying to hard again and failing miserable. Hard to belive this woman is only 3 yrs my senior. She looks rode hard. I am glad MK is finally callling it what I said it was all along CHESTER STACHE.
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Oh ImpertinentVixen, great minds sex hooker!!!
Plastic Applicatoralina!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Muska: Blessedly you are welcome to your own opinion on here without being blasted as a mom-jeans-wearing, Anniston-loving heffa.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Has anyone noticed a change in her waist?? She used to have a much narrower waist and now it's so...
Could this be the baby-effect?
Wow, Angelina with a flaw.
OH! Purple drank for everybody!!!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
LoveAnderson: I didn't scroll down that far. My bad. Tampaxalina!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
ha ha ha ha fucking nut bags man
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I think she looks beautiful beyond words. I LOVE when pale brunettes wear white dresses - it looks pristine. And the red lipstick is the mark of a femme fatale - so she's cleverly balancing two looks. Pristine/innocent and bold/sexy. She's so brilliant. I love her. Yes I know she fits under the category 'famewhore', but come on, she's an actress, she likes to be the center of attention. SURPRISE! You guys in here have a severe case of what's called "jantelov" in Denmark. Google it, bitches.
The nude pumps is the detail of a true genius. NOTHING is more stylish when you have pale not-super-long-legs than nude pumps.
Brad...ehm. No comments. Well, why does he insist on looking so ridiculous?? It's getting conspicuous now. Maybe he's intentionally trying to turn down his hotness..? Sick of the pretty boy image, I'm sure. As a daddy and a man, being referred to as a 'stud' is slightly embarassing I guess. But stop trying sooo hard!
I love his old school, Redford-Newman suit/look with the outline of his iPhone in the pocket. Brad, I lusted after Reford-Newman, and you are no Redford-Newman.
ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:40am.
Angie Jo looks like a tampon.
- I posted the same thing! Playtexalina!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!