Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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You're right. He looks like a non-fucking German with a small dick with genital warts.
Nice dress on Angie's anorexic frame.... and for now, Angie is young enough that she still looks exotic and pretty, even with anorexia. Eventually she will look beat, imo. Beat with big lips. Plastic surgery on her would be a nightmare, so she may as well enjoy what hotness she has left. It ain't gonna last.
Brad has already lost his hotness. Long gone in fact. If I'm Angie, I'm bored with his ass. It would not surprise me in the least if Angie still has thoughts of Billy Bob. He is a lot of things, but he isn't a boring beat lap dog.
Angie Jo looks like a tampon.
Is there any doubt that she is a succubus who has completely smothered the hot right out of Brad?
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Brad looks like a slow child toucher.
I cant believe Angie is wearing white!! Has she abandoned the Morticia Adams look??
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christine the hoff on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:30am
OMG, I know, methinks COMINGBACK has had a TAX-LOBOTOMY OKAY!
Can't stop the brains and eat the gray bread!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
IMO, she is a goddess and looks stunning. She is the type who will remain beautiful even when she is old. She could stand to gain a few pounds, and what's up with those 5 inch heels?
Those two look beat. I guess letting 6 kids run your life is exhausting.
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PS: Why does she wear high heels if she can't walk in them? She looks like a hunchback.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
What a Robert Redford wannabe!
She's looking a bit Nicole Kidman in the fivehead nowadays...
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:27am.
being as it's shittney's Barfday and all, maybe comingback will grace us with it's presence.
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That mustache is gross! I can't understand the obsession with Brad either. His looks do nothing for me. David Duchovny, the sex addict, is a billions times hotter.
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"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:21am
hahahahaha....I made myself laugh....hahahahhaha..
But seriously, I...I....WOW!, The Men's Warehouse exploded on The Brad and Skeletina, well, is that from David's Bridal Truckstop Shotgun Wedding Collection?
All this hideousness and it's Shitney's birthday.
Something is going to explode today, I can feel it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:02am.
OK, this is the sick sorta shit they allow over at JJ but heaven forbid you try to rebut it, you just get kicked off. This sounds as though someone forgot to take their med's yesterday:
****CLINIQUA @ 12/01/2008 at 11:23
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Ewwww. I’ve got a pretty high tolerance for reading nasty crap on internet, but this made me feel like I need to wash my mouth out with soap. It’s like bad porn written by some barely literate, developmentally challenged high schooler.
BTW, what is their obsession with Aniston? I don’t get it, Pitt and Aniston have been divorced forever and Pitt and Jolie have a bazillion kids together, so it’s not like Aniston is a threat, so why they are still so fixated on the ex-wife?
Hmmm....he looks TERRIBLE. Poo!!
She doesn't look that bad but dang! she needs a butt
I like what she is wearing.
The dress has buttons on it. Get it? She's a wag. Oh Angie, that cock sucker red lipstick makes you look old. Just a friendly tip.
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Bitch has no ass at all.
I cant motorboat one god damn thing on this woman.
Brad looks like a hampster who got caught with his dick in a jar of penut butter.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I am saying they live in a mad house because their kids are very young and very spoiled. I don't think either one of them really knows what to do about that. although I get the feeling that chaos doesn't bother angelina very much. some people are like that.
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The sad part is that those children will never get the help that they need. Jolie doesn't believe in therapy. If she does, she just refuses to go. Brad on the other hand has admitted to seeing a shrink. I'm sure at some point they will clash over whether or not to seek professional help for the kids. They will of course need it desperately when this relationship falls apart. Seriously, how do you discipline a child that is peeing on a chair as they're sitting in a time out? Ask yourself why this child is being so defiant? They probably just shrug their shoulders, throw the chair in the garbage and laugh it off. Blind leading the blind.
Ta da! This is on US (I wish someone would tell me if that is short for USA or it's us like them and us)and it's good.
9:42 AM Anonymous Says:
Why is the media trivializing the functional impact of the behavior of this narcissistic attention grabbing couple? These two should be called out on their crazy behavior. The parents are going to let the kids decide? These children are going to be warped, confused and impaired adults. Has Pitt lost his mind as well as his hair, waistline and testicles? The media should be calling Child Protective Services versus printing these idiotic sound bites. Does EVERYONE now have an agreement with Jolie to print only positive stories about the whacked out and depraved Jolie Pitt Cult? I feel sorry for these kids. Too bad Jolie kicked her Dad to the curb when he begged her to get psychiatric treatment. It's one thing to be crazy and self-destructive on your own watch; it's sickening when you start plaguing your children with your maladies. Jolie has always been an amoral mental case. What's Pitt's excuse?
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BRADI!!!
LMFAO!!! She DOES look like a tampon!!!!
Bwhaaaahaha!!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Her skinny claws scare me!
quarter length sleeves were not a good idea at all...cover those long nasty things up!
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This is kind of bizarre, since she is so skinny, but she looks like a big ol' sack of spuds in that dress.
I guess that's what is referred to as skinny fat.
Don't even get me started on Brad's attire.
Who in fuckity fuck dressed that man??
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:11am.
He looks like a fucking Mexican
I think he looks like a non-fucking German. But that's just me.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:04am.
Cliniqua is still on JJ? That useless loser NEVER stops posting
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Yes she is and I can't stand that twat! It's funny when some of her own start to turn on her. It has happened. She's an overbearing obnoxious fuck! She's never been booted off and yet she says some of the most heinous shit about other human beings. That girl is a miserable obsessed low life scumbag.
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What THE Fuck is going on, *looks away from pics*,
WHAT THE HELL!!!!????
The Brad and Tamponalina.
She looks like a tampon.
WTF!
This was a good idea?
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:11am.
He looks like a fucking Mexican.
and that means what??????
Angie is looking a little old...a lot old that lipstick is not looking good
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I agree with whoever said this a while ago that Brad is stuck and cant leave AJ because the public will look at him as a loser and a dick for leaving a woman with 6 kids.. is it 6? sheesh!
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He looks like a fucking Mexican.
I think brad has too many kids and it has freaked him out. I am not saying he doesn't love them as I am sure he does. it isn't very hard to love a little child who already loves you.
I am saying they live in a mad house because their kids are very young and very spoiled. I don't think either one of them really knows what to do about that. although I get the feeling that chaos doesn't bother angelina very much. some people are like that.
the oily face may be someone's misguided efforts to give ange a youthful glow.
Good point- ditto madam at the 'Red Lips Screaming and Emoting Movie' She was only pictured in publicity photos with Eastwood, no co-stars etc. Dare I say it's because they are insufferable cunts and nobody who works with them can stand them?
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You're right. Jolie never stood beside any other co-stars for the Changeling. She barely stood next to Dustin H. at Kung Fu premiere (only when she was standing with Jack B.). We never saw any photo's of her with the co-stars for Wanted (or was she giving birth then?). Why are there NO photos of Cate Blanchett with Brad? These two are very weird together .... he's put a bubble around himself ever since he hooked up with her.
I think I need help because I was thinking today (during church) that I prefer Chris Martin over Brad Pitt.
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When is this tattoo covered freak going to disappear, and poor Stu-Pit this is what happens when you sleep with the devil.
Whoregelina sucked the life right out of him. Do they really think doing shit like this and walking around trying to channel some old hollywood couple is going to get them that oscar they desperately want? The stank know her shitty career is over and this is possibly her last shot to get best actress and Brad just want one because he claim he is an A-listed, but doesn't have any major awards to show for it.
How about you both try to give your little bastard children a real home and stop flying them around the world and using them for publicity. Fuck off assholes!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:52am.
lizzieb!
Congrats! You are officially black-listed at Just Jolie! That is what happens when I try to post there too.
Why thank you. Before I accept this award I would like to thank my funny children with their hilarious little third world habits, the blob and the clomid twins, my baby daddy, my hot brother and my evil dad without whom no bugger would have heard of me.. Special thanks go to Lorna and Jennifer for not keeping their men happy so I could pry them off and to all my girlfriends who I can’t name as I am a very private person who likes to keep things to myself. I would also like to thank Jill at JJ- without her steadfast loyalty and her recognition that anyone who doesn’t fall at my feel worshiping my every move is a morbidly obese lesbian Anniston fan who is sitting at home trying to get their weight up enough to qualify for gastric bypass surgery I would be reduced to telling people I just fucked my brother to get attention. *bows*
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Cliniqua is still on JJ? That useless loser NEVER stops posting!
It looks like angie jo is wearing some sort of full on body suit complete with butt padding under that dress....it's so lumpy. Yech. She's falling fast.
Braddie = LMAO He looks special. Who ever dresses his kids should help him out.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
OK, this is the sick sorta shit they allow over at JJ but heaven forbid you try to rebut it, you just get kicked off. This sounds as though someone forgot to take their med's yesterday:
****CLINIQUA @ 12/01/2008 at 11:23 pm hey sushi, Maniston’s bestest friend sure liked the taste of bbt’s asss, Laura Dern had her tongue so far up his crack she could taste his lower intestine, worse still when the bbt asss got the hell away from horse faced Dern she cried about it constantly and blames sweet lil’ Angie for taking her bbt assss entree from her, poor thing. Hmmm..ya think Maniston ever has a hen to hen talk with Dern and wonders what made her lose her mind over billy that she’d attack AJ like she was the cheated on wife Pietra was when Dern cheated with bbt on HER?? When in actuality Dern was just a nagging gf that bbt had kicked to the curb??
While you’re at it get Maniston to ask why Dern stole Ben harper from his 8 mos. pregnant wife??
Ask Halle Berry why she once said bbt was incredibly hot and loved gettin’ raw with him in Monster’s Ball.
Then when you’re all done, ask Brad what Maniston’s snatchh tasted like after marinating in Adam Duritz’ juices and those of the entire writing crew on ‘Friends,’??
Nastaaaay.
Maniston is a straight up ho’ so says smoking gun dot com and her former roomie. I think she can’t have kids because of a horrid case of herpes and syphillis that destroyed her ovaries.
Wait..late breaking news..Brad NEVER went downtown on Maniston as she’s an extremely UGLY homely tranny. He tried once, but vomited up dinner..he later remarked it was like performing oral on rainman…and that he stopped as he didn’t want nasty cold sores on his li
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Angie looks like a "ghost with IBS"-- that's some funny sh*t!
Her flat ass offends me.
they were just talking on tv about how to improve one's skin. one thing they said is 10 teaspoons of tomato paste a day! they also advocate salmon, beans, nuts, and pomengrante (sp?). eat up brangelina! :)
I posted at JJ last night under the name Words Fail Me...I see my negative comment is gone. Big shock.
She's my age I and I think I look a hell of a lot younger than her!
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lizzieb!
Congrats! You are officially black-listed at Just Jolie! That is what happens when I try to post there too.
"Don't drink the kool-aid, then you can't post here! Sooo, there! Long live the Jolie-Pitts!"
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
I have never "gotten" the obsession with this fellow.
Is he really that good-looking? Not to even mention how dull and uneducated he seems...he doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed.
They both look terrible. Brad has fallen so far, he will never be hot again. And Angie Jo looks at least 15 years older than she is. I think, by choosing white, she wants to be the center of attention. Typical attention whore behavior.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:43am.
If this movie is his and the screening is all about him , then why on earth are there NO shots of him by himself or with his co-stars?
Good point- ditto madam at the 'Red Lips Screaming and Emoting Movie' She was only pictured in publicity photos with Eastwood, no co-stars etc. Dare I say it's because they are insufferable cunts and nobody who works with them can stand them?
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