Let's All Get Pubestaches!
It seems that every bitch is working the hairy coochie tickler above their lip lately. Brad Pitt has one (he's doing it for his "art") and so does the Pregnant Dude! I've never had one, but seeing them around has kind of made me want to grow one. I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot. Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri, but still holds on to the one thing that made him famous: his pubestache. That scrapped together costume he's wearing isn't helping his cause. Some suits just look like you're trying to hide a massive beer keg belly underneath there.
Anyway, I'll keep you updated on the pubestache thing. I don't know if I'm brave enough yet. I feel like as soon as you grow one fully, you automatically end up on the National Sex Offender's list. You grow one first.
Here's Brad looking a little beat down with Saint Angelina at a screening in New Orleans for that movie about a baby with old face. Methinks Saint Angie is trying to do a Jackie O thing, but she kind of looks like an over-starched, rolled-up dinner napkin. She's about the size of one too. And I think she loves the nude shoes so much, because it makes it look like she's floating like the angel she is.
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Sorry, Off topic, but I just got an email from Allstate Arena offering me a Britney Spears pre-sale for her concert. UGHHHH
Funny tho, cuz I was at the Allstate Arena like 2 months ago for a concert and it's a small venue...for example Vadge played at the United Center, which is 3Xs the size of the Allstate. LOL
And wanna know how much tickets are? Check for yourself! Hellz NO!
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0400416C7E872074?brand=aeglive
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Angelina looks pretty in white. She should wear it more often. Her dress is beautiful, but it doesn't fit her as well as it could.
But, good grief, look at whatall Brad has draped over himself!! I really think Angelina was trying to be sweet and not upstage him.
remember when he wandered around looking like someone plucked out of the backwoods? this was back in the day when he was with jen. I don't know if he is doing that sort of thing or if the kids peed on everything else he had or if he thinks this outfit looks good.
Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:27am.
I'm still having fun on JJ - JILL told me to go screma at the ocean!!! Its has made my year. I have asked her to be my new BFF. I feel we have lots in common. Love it.
I'm jellus. If I try to post it goes straight to 'awaiting moderation' and then vanishes. I want to be told to scream at the ocean. S'not fair.
She looks like a ghost with IBS in this pic and the Brad has fallen so far it is impossible to imagine him ever recovering. This film will tank and with any luck they will get a clue and retire.
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AJ looks washed out and washed up.. the red lipstick just accentuates the gaunt-ness of her face- not to mention her veiny head.
Brad is no sexy to me. He really isnt. He looks like a pussy whipped douchebag and the fact that he's doing interviews and trying to be elusive just makes it worse.
You expect that shit from AJ, but not BP.
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After this baby comes out and I drop some serious weight, I'm going to need this!
"Do it! Do it! Do it!"
If this movie is his and the screening is all about him , then why on earth are there NO shots of him by himself or with his co-stars? Why do we only get to see Jolie's wide ass and fish lips in every shot?!! It's as if she's the star of the night and he's HER escort?! This shit just did NOT happen when he was with Jen. Jen would look at him adoringly and allow him his spotlight. Ahhhh the good ole days. lol
If he asks politely, maybe she'll give him his spine back!
Michael K, don't you dare grow a cookie duster. Hate 'em. Aging! Why would you wanna wear your pubes under your nose? Oh don't answer that. Hate all mustaches, especially -- Sparky's.
Angie sucked the "hot" right out of him. I never hearted him but at least back in the day he didn't look like a dried-up, used Trojan.
Here's how you do a "good touch" stache (SFW):
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Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Brad looks more like a 70s porn star who retired and now sells used cars in Missouri
That made me spit up my coffee! God he looks like shit. He used to be so hot too
Angie's Tats look so trashy peeping out of the dress.
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Submitted by Keane on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:27am.
I'm still having fun on JJ - JILL told me to go screma at the ocean!!! Its has made my year. I have asked her to be my new BFF. I feel we have lots in common. Love it.
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Hey wait! every time I post on a Brangelina thread over there, they delete MY comments! *sniff*
Might it be the fact I tell them are a raving bunch of loser assholes that Brad and Angie wouldn't even spit on if they actually met them?
Saint Angie is about as sexy as my gran-- and similarly frail. Meanwhile Brad is about as stylish as my grandpa.
What has happened to him? He looked sooo good just a couple of years ago when he turned 40. Now he is pasty faced, fashion retarded- and what is going on with his hair?
Is this Angelina's doing? It can't be just age -he isn't that much older than he was when he did Ocean's 12 and looked hot. He looks paranoid and squinty not the dreamboat/prom king he was with Jen.
OMG, Angie has destroyed the hotness. Did she get him hooked on her drugs?
She has a serious case of granny ass. That, along with the slumped posture and peep-toe shoes (I HATE peep-toe shoes with a passion) complete the old lady look.
Keane!
Oh, the memories. I remember the first time I was called a jellus hater and told to go scream at the ocean. *sigh*
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OMG WALLOFVOODOO! I hope you get here soon - they're making you shrines at JJ now;p
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Holy shit where do I begin?
He looks like a fashion reject. The tie and shirt are completely hideous - the man has NO sense of style and is starting to look more and more like a father figure to her.
Why on earth does her face always look glossy,greasy,oily,waxy, shitty? It's got to be the make up because she doesn't look like a glazed donut when she's out shopping in the toy stores!
Also, is this dress a "parting gift" from St.John? The dress is way to conservative for her and with the tattoos peaking out of the dress she just screams "white trash in a nice dress". Maybe she's trying to imitate Vivian from Pretty Woman!Have to say the spanx is working overtime.
Finally why does he look uptight and guarded on every red carpet?.... she on the other hand eats up the attention - look at the 2nd photo , he's walking straight ahead and she's still looking at the photographers. Egotistical ham.
I just have to say, I really love the nude shoes, she may be onto something.
In the first thumbnail, Angie looks like a special needs teacher taking one of her charges to the bafroom.
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The thing that bugs me the most about Angelina is that she appears to be so smug. She acts like she is doing everyone a favor by gracing us with her presence.
What to say about Brad? He looks old and tired. And that mustache has to go. Some men can pull it off without looking like a child toucher (Tom Selleck). Brad is not one of those men.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:11am.
Her tattoos really undercut her effort at elegance
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I'm still having fun on JJ - JILL told me to go screma at the ocean!!! Its has made my year. I have asked her to be my new BFF. I feel we have lots in common. Love it.
Is he holding back a huge fart or what?
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
I don't like the pornstache at all. Very few people can get away with that
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
And she has an old lady bum - bitch needs some fat in her diet! She still looks like Olive Oil.
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overrated the both of them! yuk. Here's Angie Ho with her praying mantis hands and her no ass
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
She is getting way too skinny and unhealthy looking.
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OMG! That shirt and tie do not belong anywhere near each other.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 9:18am.
he lost all of his charm...i don't think even getting a new face like vadge recently did will help him...
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If Bradford is smart (and we know he's not) he won't do a thing to his face. He still has traces of Original Brad in there. Plastic surgery NEVER works for men. It just makes them seem vain and effeminate. If women could still be considerd sexy with wrinkles and grey hair like men could there would be no plastic surgery industry.
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The brown vested suit and the 12-inch wide tie doesn't help.
Part of his "art" thing?
Yeah he's getting a bit of the Dad syndrome. Tom Cruise got it too and he started wearing similar kinds of suits. Like that guy who ate all the hamburgers on Popeye wears.
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I need to put on dark glasses to repel the glare from her fivehead.
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he lost all of his charm...i don't think even getting a new face like vadge recently did will help him...
I think I need help because I was thinking today (during church) that I prefer Chris Martin over Brad Pitt. Help me Gwyneth!
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Why does Brad Pitt look like a sleazy 70s lounge singer in EVERY pic you see of him?!??!?!?!? He always looks as if he's sniffing boiled cabbage or something.
Can't the same crack engineering team who glued on his rug do the same for his stache?
Dude I'm totally going to do it now too!
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"Show me on the dolly where the bad man with the pubestache touched you."
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Ooooo yes MK, please grow a pubestache for me!! :)
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Her tattoos really undercut her effort at elegance. Pitt looks like The Great Bradsby.
Brad's outfit is hideous. Face-wise, he looks to me like he's trying to be Robert Redford. FAIL.
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She's obviously trying to recreate the Beowulf look
And Brad is sending messages to Jen: Rescue me from this crazy bitch and we can be washed up together! Let's sell cars!
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YAWN.....wake me up when something interesting happens. It's looking like a slow news day so far.
That picture belongs with an article titled: Local Elementary School Teacher faces 50 Molestation Charges.
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Ok. I am not a particularly fashion sensitive person, but does Pitts get-up work at all???
I saw the new trailer for bennie buttons last night...pass.
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
I'm just afraid that I'll end up looking like a child toucher who wets his pants a lot -
Bwahahaha. Fantastic!
Can't that woman afford to have her dresses tailored? I hate it when clothes bunch like that.
And that mustache is so 70's. The only one I've seen pull it off so far is Casey Affleck.
He looks handsome. He is my favourite. Is he single now? His blog and photos were found at dating site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m**** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
His face looks chubby in that picture. Whatever I still think he's attractive. Good luck with your pubestache.
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