Bryan Adams Has Stalkers
Crazy people are so fucking bizarre. Why the fuck would you stalk Bryan Adams? I'll admit that whenever I listen to "Everything I Do, I Do It For You," I feel like Bryan is serenading me and only me, but that doesn't mean I'm going to dress in camouflage to go through his trash. Okay, I might do that for Rojo Caliente, but never Bryan Adams. I mean, Bryan Adams?! Really?
What's even crazier is that Bryan Adams stalkers are a mother and son team! The Sun says they are from Romania and have psychiatric problems. Oh, you think? I mean, stalking Bryan Adams should automatically get you a one-way ticket to the loony bin. I could understand BROOKE Adams from Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but Bryan?! Okay, I'm just going to have to swallow that insane fact and deal with it.
The crazy mother and son have been stalking his ass for weeks. They showed up to his house in London and have been following his every move ever since. A source said, “They have become obsessed with Bryan, turning up at his house and stalking him everywhere. He was happy to sign an autograph, but this mother and her son have become obsessed with him. He doesn’t want them to get in any serious trouble, but he wants to be left alone.”
I wonder what these crazies look like. I picture them both to be about 4 feet tall, weighing 300lbs with their face covered in hairy moles. Their breath smells like rotten beef and they dress up as Robin Hood and Maid Marian whenever they stalk Bryan.
And I don't think that when their psychiatrist told them they need to do more activities together, this is what he had in mind. Bryan Adams?!!!??!!
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Sorry, Morrisey(are you a fish?) but our 'fruit-dar' seldon errs.
And Brian is a F-R-U-I-T!
he looks a little gay now
Isn't being able to recite the lyrics to "Cuts Like A Knife" one of the requirements for becoming a naturalized Canadian citizen? Perhaps they were studying up for an asylum plea and fell in love with him then.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
How could someone even find where this guy lives?He hasn't been popular for so long.Weird choice for a stalker.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Watch the DVD of Roger Waters's Berlin Wall concert from 1990, the one where he recreates "The Wall" using guest singers and musicians. Bryan Adams's treatment of "Empty Spaces" will tell you everything you need to know about why he has appeal. Yeah, it's almost 20 years old, but damn.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:24am.
Where are all these stalkers coming from?
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JJ
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
My favorite song from his is called Give Me Your Love. I can't find it anymore on youtube, but it used to be on there. Crap.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 4:05pm.
ANGEL!!!!!!
Finally we see each other from across the smokey, dark internetz and my stalker antenae says "you have been selected for the action this week"...lol
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Hey Deb!
You're so busy now! And some days I'm busy too! But today I am a LOOSER and that's how I likes it:) Please do stalk me! And thanks for reminding me that I have to go hug you! I have been forgetful:( Sorry.
♥ ThreadKilla!
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...and make me write bad checks!!!!!
Seriously, I could be a stalker for Keith Olbermann. Methinks he is a god...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 3:36pm.
Hi Mrs. K!
I am your offical stalker...restrain me...LOL
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HI SWEETIE!!!
Tie me up tie me down
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
ANGEL!!!!!!
Finally we see each other from across the smokey, dark internetz and my stalker antenae says "you have been selected for the action this week"...lol
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
DebFrmHell:
HIGH!
(I am SO about to get told by Jimmy and the gang, I can feel it;p)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Youtube Gallery
Hi Mrs. K!
I am your offical stalker...restrain me...LOL
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Gabriela on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 12:51pm.
Looks like having a stalker is the new black. My address is 4444 Maple Ave. Maple Valley, Washington
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do you really live in Maple Valley? Prolly not,
huh?
I live in the beautiful state of Washington.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
No, he's not gay.
"Mrs Patrick Campbell" wants everyone to be gay, and he continually posts that they are. Yawn.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
I hope his stalker has some teeth whitener for him.
It actually saddens me that we live in a world where Brit Brit can have a #1 single. win ridiculous 'awards'and land a Rolling Stone cover, yet there are people that don't know who a legitmate artist/songwriter is.
Looks like having a stalker is the new black. My address is 4444 Maple Ave. Maple Valley, Washington
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
i sorta dug bryan back in the mtv 80's days...please don't judge...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I really liked that Knife video with the empty pool.
edit? what?? this guy is gay???
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:23am.
Cheers! Dean Martin was the shizz!
How about "Run to You"
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Damn shame there aren't more guys who say they want to grow up to be Dean.
I guess Bryan's changing that tune to "Run From You" LOL
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
Brian looks very hot for an elderly(60?) homosexual.
Has she had 'work done'?
Discuss!
Submitted by BelleBelle on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:43am.
Betcha Ryan Gosling knows who Bryan Adams is...
Actually I think it is a question at our border, you can't get into Canada unless you can hum a few bars of a BA song :-)
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You totally have to hum a few bars to get in to Canada. It's also mandatory that your first dance at your wedding be a Bryan Adams song!
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:23am.
Cheers! Dean Martin was the shizz!
How about "Run to You"
"She says her love for me could never die.
That'd change if she ever found out about you and I.
Oh, but her love is cold.
It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know.
'Cause when it gets too much,
I need to feel your touch,
I'm gonna run to you"
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Wasn't he with MAndy Moore? Or am i thinking someone else. Isn't he into Metal now? Im confused
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Are we sure these people have the right house?
A lot of things can get lost in the language barrier! I am just sayin'...
So is Celeb Stalking the new "rehab" and celeb cry for media attention??
Betcha Ryan Gosling knows who Bryan Adams is...
Actually I think it is a question at our border, you can't get into Canada unless you can hum a few bars of a BA song :-)
How about "Cuts Like A Knife"? One of the first videos on MTV. The latest and most cutting-edge of technological breakthroughs, the girl diving into an empty pool and coming up wet, was the highlight of that cultural and small screen classic.
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
This is exactly why I don't ever want to be famous, in any capacity whatsoever. There will always be some crazy person out there to come along and make your life miserable.
One of by best friends worked as a weatherman for this television station in Florida. Out of the blue, one night, a guy shows up at the station, wanting to talk to him. My friend made the mistake of taking him home for what he thought would be a one-night stand. Not so. It took 2 years to shake off the guy, who kept stalking and harassing my buddy at work, threatening to kill himself, etc., etc. Think Fatal Attraction meets Sam Champion (who, according to my friend, is a total fraud, and has no scientific training whatsoever -- and yes, of course he's gay).
So live under the radar is my advice to you!
Bryan fucking Adams.
Of all the random people, Bryan fucking Adams.
Cuz it cuts like a knife,
And it feels so right...
na na na naaaaaa na....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Everything I Do, I Do It For You.. talk about a stalker's hymn.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:10am.
shit, that made me laugh out loud..i had to hide it with a cough lol
a good whistler hahaha
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:23am.
Bryan Adams is the shit in Romania because it's still 1988 over there.
*This is a joke. Please do not be offended, good people of Romania! LMAO*
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LMAO! I have been there a few times, they are really nice. They have their own bands, like Casa Loco aka the Beastie Boys of Romania. They have alot of disco's there. They call them (on the signs) Non Stop Disco LOL!
Oops had to edit the bands name...
Yeah Guys really ..I googled him and I cant hear any of his songs because Im at work I know I have heard Everything i do I do it for you...but I never knew who sang that song lol Im slow
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I love him ♥
Bryan is just sick in the noggin. That wasnt a stalker it was a dentist offering to fix pie hole gap.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I have to say, Summer of '69 is a great song.
Shut up!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by SkyIsGangsta
Definitely Brooke Adams... She's married to Tony Shalhoub who is awesome.
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And she was in Lace, which is even more awesome.
"Which one of you bitches is my mother?!"
Gotta love any movie with dialogue like that!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
loozer....
well, there's an explanation. bryan adams IS better than rod stewart.
I wonder if one of bryan's songs got mistranslated into romanian so they think he said something amazing and profound enough that they'd want to learn philosophy at his feet?
or maybe not.
Where are all these stalkers coming from? Every week it seems some "celeb" has a crazy stalker. People are idiots
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:19am.
Beautiful! I can hear Dino crooning that now.
Have a purpose in life--be a bad example
Bryan Adams is the shit in Romania because it's still 1988 over there.
*This is a joke. Please do not be offended, good people of Romania! LMAO*
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:16am.
I dunno who this is =(
*stunned look* Really?
Definitely Brooke Adams... She's married to Tony Shalhoub who is awesome.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
MK, you are amazing, I just logged into Limewire (yeah, I know) tunes, now I have more music to download. *cough*
Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would fight for you - I'd lie for you .....
Okay, Costner was really hot in that movie *goes back into denial*
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Dick happens! - MK
You're nobody 'til somebody stalks you
You're nobody 'til somebody cares.
You may be king, you may possess the world and it's gold,
But gold won't bring you happiness when you're growing old.
The world still is the same, you never change it,
As sure as the stars shine above;
You're nobody 'til somebody stalks you,
So find yourself somebody to stalk.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
you can not mention Brooke Adams without mentioning Lace and Lace II, her two most magical movies.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:16am.
I dunno who this is =(
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Mrs. G, you don't remember the Summer of '69?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuf2YtXs7ak
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Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something...I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
I dunno who this is =(
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I love him ♥
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/02/2008 - 10:07am.
...and they called me crazy for stalking Richard Marx!
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LMBO!