Bryan Adams Has Stalkers
Crazy people are so fucking bizarre. Why the fuck would you stalk Bryan Adams? I'll admit that whenever I listen to "Everything I Do, I Do It For You," I feel like Bryan is serenading me and only me, but that doesn't mean I'm going to dress in camouflage to go through his trash. Okay, I might do that for Rojo Caliente, but never Bryan Adams. I mean, Bryan Adams?! Really?
What's even crazier is that Bryan Adams stalkers are a mother and son team! The Sun says they are from Romania and have psychiatric problems. Oh, you think? I mean, stalking Bryan Adams should automatically get you a one-way ticket to the loony bin. I could understand BROOKE Adams from Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but Bryan?! Okay, I'm just going to have to swallow that insane fact and deal with it.
The crazy mother and son have been stalking his ass for weeks. They showed up to his house in London and have been following his every move ever since. A source said, “They have become obsessed with Bryan, turning up at his house and stalking him everywhere. He was happy to sign an autograph, but this mother and her son have become obsessed with him. He doesn’t want them to get in any serious trouble, but he wants to be left alone.”
I wonder what these crazies look like. I picture them both to be about 4 feet tall, weighing 300lbs with their face covered in hairy moles. Their breath smells like rotten beef and they dress up as Robin Hood and Maid Marian whenever they stalk Bryan.
And I don't think that when their psychiatrist told them they need to do more activities together, this is what he had in mind. Bryan Adams?!!!??!!
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@Snarkley,
Kind of sounds like Charles Manson. He thought the Beatles were talking to him. Helter Skelter!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
OMG! Does anyone remember that duet he did with Pamela Anderson? She can actually sing!
*slinking off in shame for admitting that*
Meh.
I've met him..
he is a really friendly and nice guy..
but far from stalkable.
Cuts like a knife
dada DA da da da da dee da da.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Aww, I like Bryan....good singer, songwriter, and photographer.
And judging by that pic, probably a good whistler too.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
I had a girlfriend once who thought every song she liked on the radio was speaking to her personally. She would actually base her life on certain song lyrics. Kinda scary when you think about it.
...and they called me crazy for stalking Richard Marx!
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I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.
Poor Bryan. I like him. He opened for Rod Stewart this summer. He still can rock and roll.
Baby-thought I'd died and gone to heaven
Such a night I never had before
Thought I'd died and gone to heaven
Cause what I got there ain't no cure for
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
He probably has a beard and she most like has a mustache.
he looks a little Rojo-like in that pic...